Teenager with a Shell is a song by Howie Hardy. It appears in the 1987 cartoon episode Name That Toon. It is a reference to the 1959 song Why Must I Be a Teenage in Love? by Dion and the Belmonts. Retrieved from "https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Why_Can%27t_I_be_a_Teenager_With_a_Shell%3F?oldid=472860" Categories: Songs (in-universe) 1987 TV series subjects Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.