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[It all started in the 1987 dimension. Inside the classic Technodrome, ]
80s Shredder: I've had it with these blasted Turtles, Krang.
Krang: We need to power up the Technodrome and finally conquer this miserable world! I fixed the transmat device and have siphoned just enough power to teleport us.
[The Technodrome creates the portal. Meanwhile, Bebop and Rocksteady, the 80s version appear, already failing their mission to destory the turtles.]
80s Bebop: I can't believe those Turtles recognized our disguises as little old ladies.
80 Rocksteady: They don't fight fair! The boss is gonna be mad.
80 Bebop: Aw, no.
[They chase after the Technodrome.]
80s Bebop: Shredder! Um, boss? Shredder?
80s Shredder: [to Krang] What are you doing, you bag of brains? We'll need those morons for this mission.
[They disappear through the portal, leaving the classic Bebop and Rocksteady behind. The Technodrome arrives in the 2012 world. Once Classic Shredder and Krang step out. Shredder was shocked that he is now three dimensional.]
80s Shredder: What is this? I feel so solid. Where did you take us, you alien ignoramus?
Krang: Earth 7, a world parallel to our own. A dimension ripe for conquering.
[Theme song]
[In The 80s dimension, Bebop and Rocksteady look where the Techodrome was.]
80s Bebop: Does this mean we're fired?
80s Leo: What's wrong, boys? Lost your mommy and daddy?
80s Mikey: Prepare for the shellacking!
[Classic Bebop and Rocksteady pull out their blasters and fire lasers. The turtles rushed foward with Leo kicking Rocksteady, Raph rolling to Rocksteady and struck his sai into his blaster, making it explode.]
80s Mikey: Cowabunga!
[Classic Mikey throws his grappling hook around a pipe and tied Rocksteady and Bebop upside down.]
80s Leo: Talk, you two! Where's the Technodrome? Where did Shredder and Krang go?
[In the 2012 dimension.]
Ryan: It can't be! How did you get here, Evil Me?
Evil Crankshaw: We came from a mirror dimension to warn you all.
Evil Ryan: You, Captain Ryan, are the evil one, not I.
Crankshaw Jr: [gasps.] That explains everything. What are we going to do? [gets smacked]
Ryan: Just this! Beam them back, Scronus.
[The evil clones are beamed back to their world.]
Evil Crankshaw: I'm evil?
Evil Ryan: Try looking at yourself in the mirror now.
Mikey: We've seen the Evil Captain Ryan episode five times already!
[Raph is seen punching a bag.]
Raph: You said it, little brother. And this show's way better than the original.
[Chompy laid down a card while Kitty did the same.]
Mikey: Hey, that's my Crocklodoll!
[We cut to Donnie’s lab.]
Donnie: An anti-gravity calzone maker might not be the most practical invention. Maybe a new robo-training dummy that Raph can't destroy in five minutes? Think, D. What's your next Stealth Bike or Turtle Mech or Patrol Buggy? Face it, without some crazy, weekly threat, there's just no point.
[In the dojo, Leo is meditating.]
Leo: I don't get it, Master Splinter. I've been meditating for weeks and I still don't feel any enlightenment or higher plane or anything. I didn't think peace could be so dull.
[In Rocksteady's warehouse, Bebop is cleaning up the warehouse.]
Bebop: Come on… Whoa! [falls over] Dang, Steranko, were you born in a barn? You can't leave your weapons and nasty underwear on the floor, dog! And what is this? Old tissues and horn shavings?
Rocksteady: Is not my fault! You too picky with apartment, so we stuck in my warehouse.
[Bebop stands, knocking the rhino off his chair.]
Bebop: [frustrated] Nobody wants to rent to a mutant warthog and rhino, and we're broke! We're down to our last moldy ketchup and cockroaches again. We need jobs!
[Rocksteady gets up, holding a newspaper.]
Rocksteady: Chill like the ice, ice, baby, Comrade Bebop. I has it covered. Look, plenty of jobs. Telly-marketer, file clerk, fry cook, mutant warthog and rhino, receptionist...
Bebop: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Hold up, G. Go back, go back.
Rocksteady: Eh, what, fry cook? Eh, I do make the good latke.
[Bebop takes the newspaper from him.]
Bebop: No, look. "Mutant warthog and rhino needed for temporary full-time employment, benefits included"! Hee-hee!
Rocksteady: "Heehee. " Is made for us!
[The chair breaks underneath him due to his rhino weight and falls to the ground.]
[In the lair]
Mikey: Sure you don't wanna play, Raph? I'll loan you my Beedlesaur.
Raph: At this point, I'll do anything. I'm dying for some action.
Leo: Me too. The Foot are gone. Shredder is dead. I never thought I'd miss the Kraang.
[Raph sits down and picks Chompy up to his shoulder.]
Raph: Admit it, guys, there isn't any evil left in the city.
[There was an explosion. Donnie came out with black snoot on his face.]
Donnie: Whoever thought chemistry would be so underwhelming?
Leo: I'm sick of staying underground. We need to stay sharp, ninjas. Let's patrol the city anyway.
Donnie: Hmm… you know, I have been picking up some weird energy readings in the Lower East Side, so I could run some new scans.
Raph: Maybe it's dangerous! I could use a little danger.
[Bebop and Rocksteady arrive at the restaurant. Bebop is wearing a pink bow tie while Rocksteady wore a red tie.]
Bebop: Whoa, whoa, whoa, check it out, Rocksteady. Check it out!
[They meet classic Shredder and Krang who are sitting near a table.]
80s Shredder: I don't believe it.
Krang: And you said putting an ad in the paper was a waste of time. Hello. Please, sit, sit. Espresso? Caffe¨ latte? Cappuccino?
[Bebop and Rocksteady join in the booth.]
Rocksteady: [quietly to Bebop] Why do they look like Shredder and squishy Kraang thing?
80s Shredder: Because we are Shredder and squishy Kraang thing, you dolt!
Krang: Be nice, Shredder. We're multi-dimensional counterparts of the beings you know, and you might be exactly what we're looking for.
80s Shredder: We can't use these two! This one is scrawny and this one is so big and conspicuous. He's probably a bigger klutz than my Rocksteady. And his resume's in crayon!
Krang: Are you crazy? These two are perfect. And I like these headshots. Bebop has range.
Bebop: Yeah, dudes, we're the best of the best.
Rocksteady: We handle any job you need.
80s Shredder: All right, you bug-brained baboons. [Krang whacks him] *cough* Uh, sorry. Force of habit. I.. We... We need your help to power our Technodrome to full capacity.
Krang: Then I will have the power to rule the ten dimensions!
80s Shredder: But first, we must test your prowess as minions.
Krang: Yoo-hoo, Shredder. Do you really think you can take these two?
80s Shredder: It'll be like taking candy from two giant idiot babies.
[Later, on in the alley. Shredder watched the two goons.]
Rocksteady: You go first, comrade.
Bebop: No, no, no, no way, Rock. You're bigger. You go first.
80s Shredder: Enough! I'll take you fools together.
[He charges and Rocksteady pushed Bebop foward to go first. But the male warthog gets knocked to the ground.]
Rocksteady: Out of the way, Bebop!
[Rocksteady blocks Shredder's attacks but he punched the rhino in the face and threw him and Bebop into the dumpster.]
Krang: You bungling boneheads. Do you want the job or not?
[The two mutants crawl out of the dumpster then Bebop rushed at Classic Shreddder, turning himself invisable. He managed to kick Shredder and reveal himself throwing his plasma mohawk.]
80s Shredder: Do you think you're good enough to take on the Shredder, greatest ninja of the modern age?
[Rocksteady, behind Shredder, knocked him down. Once the classic villian is defeated, the two loomed over him.]
Bebop: Yo, you okay, Mr. Shredder?
80s Shredder: [stands up, dusting himself] I can get up myself, you fool. I was just going easy on you, of course.
Krang: [laughs] Good, good! See, Saki, you can find good help these days.
Rocksteady: Does this mean we get job? Benefits?
Krang: If you can take Shredder, you will make excellent minions to help us conquer the world!
Bebop: Conquer the world? Heck yeah! It'll be nice to be on the winning side for a change.
[On the rooftops, Raph is on water tower as he pulled out his T Phone. Nearby, Mikey is skateboarding.]
Raph: Mikey, spot any bad guys yet?
Mikey: Nada, bro. What do you got, D?
Donnie: Hmm, this is odd. I'm picking up a strange type of interdimensional portal energy, but I can't pinpoint the source.
Raph: Where's Leo? He's not picking up his T-Phone.
[At the store, a thief is threatning to hand over his money.]
Thief: Empty the register! All of it!
[Leo, wearing a trench coat steps in front of the robber.]
Leo: Don't you know it's a school night? And class is in session!
Thief: Don't do it, man. I'll use this.
[The turtle begins to attack him, before his hat falls off and puts it on again.]
Leo: Beating street punks isn't as rewarding as it used to be.
Donnie: Leo, you shouldn't be taking risks like that.
Raph: Donnie has a point. What happened to "ninjas stay in the shadows"?
Leo: [taking off his trench coat] Shadows? Things aren't the same now. This city doesn't need us anymore.
[Bebop and Rocksteady enter the 80s Technodrome.]
Bebop: Yo, baby Iva, We hit the big time! Snap! Look at this setup. Does this get all the cable channels?
Krang: Almost a hundred.
Rocksteady: Also, we will need Wi-Fi password.
[The two villains shrugged. Then they gave them cash.]
Rocksteady: Sweet Anastasia's ghost!
Krang: There's more where this came from.
Bebop: Ooh, we're game for whatever you got planned. Our Shredder never even paid us.
Rocksteady: Da, he just threatened to hurt us.
80s Shredder: Hmm... there's something missing.
[They begin to put on a new look like the 80s form.]
80s Shredder: Not a bad fit.
Bebop: Old school, but pretty tight.
Rocksteady: A little too tight, especially in ears.
[The alarm beeps]
Krang: The Technodrome is alerting me of interdimensional activity.
[On the screen, the classic turtles entered in the 2012.]
Krang: What the [croaks] Those meddling Turtles followed us here!
Bebop: Whoa, now, those are freaky looking Turtles.
Rocksteady: Why is they having initials on belt buckles?
80s Shredder: Bebop, Rocksteady! It's time you earned your keep. Destroy those blasted Turtles once and for all!
Rocksteady: With pleasure, Comrade Boss-Man!
Bebop: We got this, Your Spiky-ness.
[Meanwhile with the classic turtles.]
80s Leo: Donatello, do you think you can find our counterparts here?
80s Raph: Come on, we don't need those posers. It's just Shredder and Krang. Piece o' cake.
80s Mikey: We should score some pizza while we're here. Antonio's is the best in any dimension, dudes.
80s Donnie: Wait, hold on. I'm picking up a unique energy signal. [gasps] It's the Technodrome! This way!
[They began to head to the park.]
80s Leo: Remember, team This isn't like our home dimension. Remain stealthy. Don't let anyone see-
[He gets hit by Bebop and pushes Raph.]
80s Raph: Okay, Electric Boogaloo.
[Classic Raph ends up beaten down. Rocksteady arrived in his van and so did Bebop.]
80s Leo: Bebop and Rocksteady?
80s Mikey: But not, dudes.
[They begin to charge. Donnie gets thrown into the air and collapses.]
80s Donnie: And they're a lot tougher.
80s Leo: We got these guys. Turtle power!
[They charge only for Rocksteady to shoot. Leo and Donnie hide behind a dumpster and pushed some boxes onto Rocksteady.]
Rocksteady: What is… Is Styrofoam peanuts? [grabs classic Donnie] Ooh, bubble wrap.
[He slammed Donnie while Mikey tried to avoid Bebop on the wheel.]
Bebop: Too slow, foolio! [kicks classic Mikey down.]
80s Raph: Why don't you cool off?
[He tries to break a fire hydrant but it won't budge. The classic turtles did their best to fight but the rhino and pig defeat them. 2012 Mikey looked down from the rooftop and saw that the classic turtles were defeated.]
80s Leo: Let us go, you creeps!
Bebop: Whoo, definitely feels good to be on the winning side of a beatdown.
Rocksteady: Let us finish the job then, eh?
80s Raph: Wait, wait! You can't kill us. This is a kids show!
Bebop: What are you talking about?
Rocksteady: Uh, hmm... Crazy one is right. How weak and pathetic they look, da? Not very sporting.
Bebop: Fine, let's take these losers back to Shredder and Krang. They'll know what to do with them.
[They drag the classic turtles into the van.]
80s Mikey: This is totally bogus!
Bebop: Do you Turtles ever shut up?
[Mikey is horrified to see the classic turtles are captured as he watch the truck leave.]
Mikey: Oh, no!
[On the rooftops, Mikey tried to tell his brothers what he saw.]
Donnie: Slow down, Mikey. Are you sure you saw our counterparts from the other dimension?
Mikey: And Bebop and Rocksteady were there, looking like bad news, wearing dead turtle shells and everything!
Raph: Are you sure this isn't like the time you said you got chased by a chupacabra in the sewers?
Donnie: Or when you kissed Renet back in the Wild West?
Leo: Or saw Thor eating a hot dog on Fifth Avenue?
Mikey: I kissed Renet, and it wasn't a hot dog, but I really saw the other "us" s. Bebop and Rocksteady threw them in their van and drove off towards Chinatown!
Donnie: Hmm. Chinatown, huh?
[Later, they take the party wagon.]
Donnie: The source must be around here somewhere.
Leo: Maybe it's coming from underground.
[In the classic Technodrome, Rocksteady and Bebop arrive with the captives, who are unconcious.]
80 Shredder: Finally, you ugly undulates. What have you brought me?
Rocksteady: We get the freaky Turtles for you.
80s Shredder: At last! Not only do I finally have these irritating reptiles in my grasp, but they will witness my final victory over all dimensions!
Krang: I think you mean our victory, Shredder.
[They toss the turtles in an electric beam cage once they wake up.]
80s Raph: Anyone get the number of that bus? Where are we?
80s Donnie: Oh, no. Shredder and Krang! We're trapped.
80s Leo: There's gotta be some way out.
80s Mikey: I got this, dudes. Cowabunga!
[Rocksteady discharms classic Mikey's weapon. He pulls and the orange turtle end up electricuted.]
80s Donnie: Oh, maybe I can use my Turtle Comm to short out the signal.
Bebop: Not so fast.
80s Donnie: Aw, man.
80s Raph: I know! I'll just insult these overgrown idiots until they charge the cage and get zapped.
Rocksteady: And why would overgrown idiot charge electrified cage?
[He electrifies the turtles with a press of a button.]
80s Leo: This isn't gonna be as easy as it usually is.
Donnie: By my calculations, it should be right around- Holy chalupa!
[The present rutles witness the classic Technodrome.]
Leo: Is that a Technodrome?
Donnie: A ridiculous-looking one, even by Dimension X standards. What's that huge eye for? And why is there a giant foot painted on the front?
Raph: So how are we gonna infiltrate that thing?
Mikey: Why don't we try the open door?
[They enter inside.]
Raph: No security. Who are these clowns?
[They arrive and notice classic Shredder and Krang.]
Leo: Kraang? And Shredder?
Donnie: Well, that explains the dimensional disturbance.
Leo: Shh!
[They sneak past and see the other turtles.]
Mikey: Look, it's them. The other "us" s. And Bebop and Rocksteady!
Raph: Mikey was right again. Lame.
Leo: Let's move.
80s Leo: You won't get away with this, Shred-Head!
80s Shredder: But I already have, my meddlesome mutants. [laughs evilly.]
Rocksteady: So, what next, Boss-Man?
80s Shredder: Now, with those troublesome Turtles out of the way, we will need you fools to run some errands.
Krang: We need to fully power up the Technodrome. Then we can conquer this dimension.
[The turtles sneak to the cage while Donnie starts to get to work to get the cage open.]
80s Mikey: Dude! You found us!
80s Raph: We totally had this without you posers getting in the way.
Raph: We can always just leave you here, Raphael.
80s Leo: Thanks for the save. Turtle power!
Krang: [shocked] The Turtles?
80s Shredder: There's more of them?
Krang: Quick, do something. These Turtles are actually dangerous.
80s Shredder: Well, um... Don't just stand there, you blithering blister-brains, take them down!
[Rocksteady fired and the turtles flee.]
Together: Go, Green Machine!
[The turtles begin to dodge the lasers.]
Raph: Don't call us that! Whoa!
Donnie: These guys are even more armed up than usual.
Rocksteady: Eat the hot plasma, turtle freaks!
[Mikey dodged until he was faced with Bebop. The warthog began to fire but bubbles came out.]
Bebop: Bubbles? Deep, yo. Come on, come on. That's more like it.
[Bebop blows the other three where Donnie was trying to use the panels.]
8Krang: I have you just where I wanted!
[Krang presses a button and pink goo slowly rises up trapped inside. They panic in fear, gasping hardly. Each tried to get but it's no use, the goo only stays below their heads.]
Raph: What the heck is this?
Rocksteady: Da, freak turtle ninjas are finally finished.
[With both sets of Turtles trapped and helpless, it looks like this is the end for them...ending the episode.]