Viceroy in Action, Not Words is a short story starring Viceroy of the Green-Grey Sponge-Suit Sushi Turtles! It was printed in Turtle Soup volume 2, #3.
Appearing in Viceroy in Action, Not Words[]
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- Dimension ABC
Synopsis[]
Seated at a table with Viceroy, Kootie Jones and Dan Dan Dan Pennyworth begin explaining to the Turtle the concept of the role playing game “Dungeons ‘n Dinosaurs”. They tell him that the characters are all babies and they’ve been playing for three months. Dan Dan Dan has kept a journal with all of the established realities and tells Viceroy he can refer to that as much as he needs.
When they ask him if he has any questions, Viceroy asks where the finish line is and his friends both try to make him understand the concept of role playing. Viceroy is still confused, thinking that all he needs to do to win is kill all their men. They tell him that they aren’t trying to end the game; that the point is to keep it going as long as possible.
To give him the idea, they begin to play and then tell Viceroy to give it a try. He promptly picks up the Baby Niblik character and slams it down on top of Baby Hodo, saying that the baby is having a temper tantrum. Dan An Dan freaks out because Viceroy is scratching the character figure he’s just spent four days painting.
Suddenly, there’s an earthquake and Dan Dan Dan yells for everyone to grab a baby. Somehow the three friends have been transported into a big playpen in Dimension ABC. Sitting on a changing table in front of them is Dr. Junior, evil baby mad scientist. He starts crying and tells them that he’s always hungry. Because of that fact, he’s built an interdimensional formula-draining apparatus that is slowly draining all the baby food from Earth.
When Viceroy goes to applaud Dr. Junior’s ingenuity, he finds that his hands are locked inside super strong leak-proof Pampers diapers. His two friends are bound as well, and Kootie scolds Dr. Junior for using disposables because they are bad for the planet.
Dr. Junior tells Viceroy that he knew the Green-Grey Sponge-Suit Sushi Turtles would soon figure out what he was doing and that he would clap off the draining apparatus with his blasted “clapster”. This is why he brought Viceroy to his dimension using his great big interdimensional Sushi Turtle transporter.
Kootie fusses at being included in the kidnapping and then Dan Dan Dan tries to use spells from the role playing game to make Viceroy’s Pampers disappear, but Kootie makes fun of him. Then both notice that something weird is going on with Viceroy’s eyes. His eyes start to widen and elongate. Viceroy then slams them down which creates a resounding clapping sound. Soon Kootie and Dan Dan Dan are trying to resume their role playing game, but the clapping sound continues to reverberate. They yell at Viceroy to stop so they can play. It turns out that the clapping is coming from Viceroy giving Dr. Junior a well-deserved spanking.
See also[]
- Comic gallery
- Comic transcript