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"mmmm..." Leonardo and and his two other brothers awaken from a deep sleep to find them selves each in different cells. They look around the room and saw Raph and sure enough the fox girl Raphael had been telling them about. "Holy crap Raph was right...but this means...Donnie was wrong?" "YOU PIECE OF CRAP!" "YOU TRADEROUS BASTARD!!!!! I DON'T SEE HOW I EVER LOVED YOU!!!!" "[sob] [sob] I..I..I'm s..s..sorry" "But yet...I had too [sniff] [sniff]" "NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!! YOU KEEP SAYING THAT BUT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!!!! HE STILL KILLED YOUR MOM!!!!" "Raph...please consider this [sob] If he had your father what would you have done". "DON'T YOU TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME YOU BITCH!!!!!" "Raph listen as touching as this heart to hear is-" "WOAH GUYS THERE IS A ROBOT IN MY CELL!!!" "What?" "SHUT THE HELL UP..wait did you say robot?" "Oh no [sob] first my only love raph chews me out now I'm gonna get it from an intellectual professor." "Wait guys where is Venus?" "I can explian completely. You see I am professor Honeycut and your lady erm enemy i suppose specializes in witch craft. Her mother never approved of her and led a village raid. I found this out from her mother by the way. But well a man who wasn't apporoved either by anyone joined her with his friend named slash and started a gan-" "SHUT THE HELL UP WE ALLREADY KNOW THIS!!!" "raph don't be so rude I mean for god sakes your lucky you get a girlfriend the rest of us are more likely to die alone...." "Yes well...I'll just skip ahead....The man was named Old Hob and he loved her dearly. She loved him too...till Raphael came along she dumped him so that she could be with him instead and well he didn't likke that and-" "Betrayed ya!" Together they all shouted "HOB!!!!!" "Hello there sweetie pie or as i say hello there Bitchy Exe! And if it isn't the man of the hour Raphael! You know the only sibling who was nice to you Venus...well she's DEAD! hahahaha!!!!!!" "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!" "Yes well your not going to get to unfortunately...I would have loved to kick your ass by the way.... Shred Head's gonna kill you next...I get a front row seat!!!!"  "See yah later bitches!!!" "I [sob] don't see what i saw in him..."

Five days ago... "Leo gets to go to see NYC while I get nothing but wait for leo!" Raphael slams his door to his bedroom. "Psst over here!" "What the!?!" Raphael leaps into the air and engages in battle with the misterious figure. The fox creatures claws clash against his sai."Wow...your cute!" Raphael blushes "Yeah well....Your not!" Before he can strike he is knocked to the floor where she then tackles him "Unbalanced! Oldest trick in the book...You would know that trick if you payed attention to your sensei..." "God what the hell get off your not intending upon raping me are you?" "Eww!...Your charming." She leaps off of him "Let me guess your motto is punch first ask quetsions later?" Yeah how'd you?" The fox grabs her own face and begins pullingit off while raphael nearly throws up. Till he sees she is actually a girl...A hot girl. "Um..erm...Is that normal?" "The names Alopex" "Raph-" "I know" "Have you been..stalking me? I mean not like I don't like stalkers but.." "No way! Raph there are some ground rules we...clearly need to get through before I-" "Raphael...are you alone in there?" "Can't talk now see you later!" "I'm coming in!" "NO Wait!' Splinter comes in only to see his son in the room. "Alright where is she!" "Who?" Splinter looks under the bed then glares at Raphael "What was going on? I heard a voice...A feminine" "Nope  no one here I was just reading a comic whaere a male and female met up hehehe..." "well your female impression was very good...I know she was here...But you got lucky this time..." Splinter walked out of the room "whew!'

To Be Continued... 

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