[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode opens inside the turtles’ lair. The turtles and Master Splinter are gathered around the television.]
TV Host "Good evening, and welcome to educational television. Tonight we are proud to present the award-winning documentary, ‘The Wonderful World of Plywood.’"
[All four turtles groan and grumble.]
Michelangelo "Master Splinter, why are we watching this totally dreary stuff?"
Splinter "Because, Michelangelo, one must always welcome the opportunity to learn something new."
Raphael "I already learned something--I hate documentaries about plywood."
[Donatello flips open the TV Guide.]
Donatello "Hey, look. ‘Alien Slime Monsters Go to College.’ Now, that sounds educational."
Leonardo "Well, at least let's invite April over. She might want to join us."
Michelangelo "A truly titanic thought wave, dude."
[Inside the Channel 6 news station, April is meeting with her boss.]
Burne Thompson "You're probably wasting your time and this station's money, April. Most of these U.F.O. sightings are bunk."
April O’Neil "I know, but there might be a human-interest angle in it. I called the reporter for the High Falls Gazette. He's gonna meet me. Uh, so long, Chief.
The turtlecom! April here."
[Her turtlecom beeps.]
The turtlecom! April here."
Leonardo "Hi, it's Leonardo. Care to join us for some pizzas and educational TV?"
April "Thanks, guys, but I'm headed upstate to a small town. They reported some U.F.O. sightings."
Leonardo "Okay, but don't ask us to tell you how The Wonderful World of Plywood ended."
April "I promise not to."
[Back in the lair...]
Splinter "Hmm. I sense some strange negative vibrations concerning April's mission."
Raphael "U.F.O.s, huh? It's probably just swamp gas."
Splinter "Nevertheless, I feel something strangely ominous."
Leonardo "In that case, maybe I'd better tag along and keep an eye on her."
Michelangelo "Yeah, you just do that. Meanwhile, we'll rush out and stoke up on pizza for the documentary."
Raphael "Let's hope that doesn't taste like plywood too."
[Cut to April in the Channel 6 news van. She drives past a road sign.]
April "“High Falls.” Hmm. This is the place."
[Unbeknownst to her, Leonardo is following in the Turtle Van.]
Leonardo "I don't wanna freak out the local citizens. I'll keep April in sight and myself out of sight. How come they always see U.F.O.s in small towns like this, never in Times Square.
Oh, no! Wh-What's going on?
There's definitely something weird going on here. Huh?
Never sneak upon a Ninja Turtle. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, sir. Sometimes I just don't know my own strength.
Oh, great. Flying saucers, ten-foot-tall corn, attacked by a scarecrow... Who ever said it's peaceful in the country?"
[He turns at a rustling sound and sees the corn stalks all around him are suddenly growing.]
Oh, no! Wh-What's going on?
[He shouts as a stalks grows right under him and tosses him into the air.]
There's definitely something weird going on here. Huh?
[He feels a hand on his shoulder and grabs the person’s arm to throw them over his shoulder to the ground.]
Never sneak upon a Ninja Turtle. Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, sir. Sometimes I just don't know my own strength.
[The figure is a scarecrow.]
Oh, great. Flying saucers, ten-foot-tall corn, attacked by a scarecrow... Who ever said it's peaceful in the country?"
[At a diner called “Greasy Spoon Diner”, country-western music is playing. April enters.]
April "Hi, I'm looking for a reporter from the High Falls Gazette named Scoop Oliver."
Diner "A reporter, huh? “Scoop”? So that's his name. Right over there."
Scoop Oliver "Hey, Sheriff, I'm doing an exposé on the local crime wave. Did you ever catch that kid who was stealing those extra sprinkles over at the custard stand?"
Sheriff "Not yet, Scoop, but we've got a state-wide manhunt going with rocket firing helicopters and killer dogs tracking him."
April "Are you Scoop Oliver?"
Scoop "More java, sweetheart. I'm on a deadline."
April "I'm April O'Neil, Channel 6 news, and I don't do java."
Scoop "Holy...April O'Neil! You really came! Wow, what an honor!"
April "I'm covering some reports of U.F.O. sightings."
Scoop "Yeah, yeah, so you told me. But like I told you, there's no such thing--hogwash. Now, just let me show you a real story. I just happened to have my press scrapbook with me here. Now, this was my biggest story."
April "“Bulldozer Stolen From Tractors-R-Us”? Fascinating."
[At the lair, the turtles have returned with pizza.]
Michelangelo "Yo, Leonardo!"
Raphael "I guess he already left."
Donatello "This could be serious. What if he doesn't come back?"
Michelangelo "Donatello's right. How do you divide four pizzas among three guys?"
[Meanwhile, Leonardo is wandering through the cornfield.]
Leonardo "It's okay, Leonardo. Don't panic. You're not lost. You're just a little, well...
You're lost. Now, think. How would Master Splinter handle a situation like this? He'd relax, he'd take a deep breath...
then he'd yell for help!
Turtles, I need you!
Oh, just what I was afraid of! I'm out of range!
A U.F.O.!"
[sighs]
You're lost. Now, think. How would Master Splinter handle a situation like this? He'd relax, he'd take a deep breath...
[inhales]
then he'd yell for help!
[He pulls out his turtlecom.]
Turtles, I need you!
[static]
Oh, just what I was afraid of! I'm out of range!
[He looks up and gasps as he watches an object zip around the sky.]
A U.F.O.!"
[He continues his journey through the cornfield. In another area, a man sits on a stream embankment fishing.]
Billy Jim Bob "Come on, little fishies. Grab on to Billy Jim Bob's hook like nice little fellas.
What in tarnation? More U.F.O.s? These parts ain't no place for me."
[The overhead object zips past.]
What in tarnation? More U.F.O.s? These parts ain't no place for me."
[He runs into the cornfield. At the same time, Leonardo has begun running as well and they both run into each other. Billy Jim Bob lands face first in mud and sits up to see Leonardo staring at him.]
Both "Aliens!"
[They take off running again. Leonardo dives into the stream and Billy Jim Bob jumps into his truck and drives off.]
Leonardo "These aliens are big, strong... and ugly as mud."
[April is still in the diner talking to Scoop.]
Scoop "Then there was my first really big story--“Man At Garage Sale Buys Garage.”"
[Billy Jim Bob bursts into the diner.]
Billy Jim Bob "Great balls of fire! The aliens are landin'! I seen one face-to-face!"
Diner "Sure, you did. Now you'll tell us it was purple with yellow polka-dots."
Billy Jim Bob "No, green, with a blue mask."
[All of the diner patrons start laughing. April speaks in an undertone to herself.]
April "A green face and a blue mask? Hmm."
Sheriff "Not again, Billy Jim Bob. This is the third Martian you've seen this month."
Billy Jim Bob "But I did see one! Honest!"
[Leonardo has made it to the diner.]
Leonardo "There's the Channel 6 news van!"
[He hops onto a dumpster in order to peer through the windows.]
Billy Jim Bob "Spaceship must've been comin' to pick up that poor little alien fella. Oh, I hope I didn't hurt him none when I crashed into him."
Diner 2 "Did you hear that, boys? There was a spaceship too!"
[Everyone laughs.]
Leonardo "Hold everything. That guy's no alien. So what was that U.F.O. I saw?"
[April leads Billy Jim Bob over to her table.]
April "I want you to tell me everything about this U.F.O."
Scoop "Don't listen to him, Miss O'Neil. Can't you see his grain elevator doesn't go to the top of the silo?"
Billy Jim Bob "But I did see it! I tell you, I did!"
[He slams his fists down on the table. The camera bounces up and the flash goes off right in Leonardo’s eyes.]
Leonardo "I can't see!
Whoa!"
[He falls backwards into the dumpster.]
Whoa!"
Scoop "Oh, big, green aliens with hump backs and blue masks. Give me a break!"
Billy Jim Bob "But I saw one, I tell ya. I did!
And it looked just like this here photograph."
[A picture of Leonardo pops out of the instant camera.]
And it looked just like this here photograph."
Scoop "Why, this is a picture of the back window of this diner!"
[Everyone starts shouting angrily and they march towards the door.]
Billy Jim Bob "Miss O'Neil, we gotta do something. That there alien didn't try to hurt nobody."
April "And he looks just like a certain Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle named Leonardo!"
Leonardo "I'd better get out of here while I still can! Uh-oh. It's garbage pick-up time.
Whoa!"
[The garbage truck lifts the dumpster and spills its contents, along with Leonardo, into the back of the truck.]
Whoa!"
[Billy Jim Bob blocks the diner exit.]
Billy Jim Bob "Now, just hold on a ding-dong minute!"
Diner "Out of the way, Billy Jim Bob. We're gonna catch us a Martian!"
[The patrons all start clamoring and shouting. April joins Billy Jim Bob.]
April "Listen, if there is an alien out there, it's probably just as scared of you as you are of it."
Diner 2 "We ain't scared of nothin', lady. Now, step aside."
All "Yeah, outta my way! Get out of the way!"
[They go outside just in time to see the garbage truck drive off.]
Diner "Dang blast it! The alien got away."
Diner 2 "Maybe that there garbage truck frightened him off."
April "Scoop, you're not actually joining this mob, are you?"
Scoop "Are you kidding? You bet I am! This alien's my ticket to the big time! Come on, boys. Let's mobilize a search party."
[The group of townspeople take off running. April drives off in the news van. A citizen in a red truck pulls up next to another man who’s standing next to a flatbed truck.]
Red Truck "Ain't you gonna join the hunt, Dr. Davens?"
Dr. Davens "Hunting? For what?"
Red Truck "A Martian in a flying saucer."
Dr. Davens "No, but I hope you catch it."
Red Truck "We will."
[He drives off and Dr. Davens gets into his flatbed truck.]
Dr. Davens "I'm going to do a little hunting of my own."
[Sitting in her news van, April uses her turtlecom to try to call Leonardo.]
April "Leonardo, this is April. Come in, Leonardo. Leonardo, please answer. I know you're in the area.
Leonardo, are you all right? What are you doing here?"
[The garbage truck dumps its load, including Leonardo, into a landfill. He grabs his turtlecom.]
Leonardo, are you all right? What are you doing here?"
Leonardo "Splinter sent me to keep an eye on you. And I've been buzzed by a U.F.O., attacked by giant cornstalks, and kidnapped by a garbage truck! It couldn't get much worse, April."
April "Oh, yes, it could. Everyone thinks you're a Martian alien."
Leonardo "Oh, great!"
April "Meet me where the mountain road crosses the highway, and we'll figure a way out of this."
Leonardo "Right, April."
[He pulls himself out of the garbage pile and starts walking along the road. Suddenly, several giant celery stalks grow right out of the road and hop out of the ground on two feet. They have arms and begin chasing him. He ducks behind a huge vine stalk and the celery run past. Above him, huge pea pods begin pulsating and then the giant peas fall onto the ground. Leonardo backflips out of the way and then vines grab him, lift him up and throw him.]
Leonardo "Whoa-oa!
Whoa!"
[He hits the ground.]
Whoa!"
[A huge pumpkin grows right in front of him. Leonardo pulls his swords and cuts into the pumpkin. He stops, exhausted, and the pumpkin suddenly comes to life, its mouth wide as it laughs.]
Leonardo "No-o-o!"
[The scene shifts to Master Splinter, who is lying on his bed.]
Splinter "No!"
Donatello "Master Splinter, wake up! You were having a nightmare."
Splinter "You must find Leonardo and April at once. They were headed for a rural town somewhere upstate."
Michelangelo "Like, which one?"
Splinter "They neglected to say."
Raphael "Well, that should be a snap. There are only about six thousand of them."
Donatello "Well, let's not stand around wasting time."
Michelangelo "Really, dude. Let's kick into a “hit the road” mode."
[April sits in her news van on the side of the road.]
April "I wonder what's taking Leonardo so long. Oh, he's finally here.
Oh, he really should adjust those Turtle Van lights.
Unless Donatello's been up to some major overhaul, that's no Turtle Van.
Help!"
[Bright lights flash behind her.]
Oh, he really should adjust those Turtle Van lights.
[She gets out of the van. The U.F.O. flies overhead and then hovers above her. A bright light shines down on April.]
Unless Donatello's been up to some major overhaul, that's no Turtle Van.
[A mechanical arm comes down and clamps around her waist before lifting her off the ground. April screams.]
Help!"
Leonardo "That's April's scream. I'd recognize it anywhere.
April, what's wrong? Aah!
It's that same U.F.O. again. It's gone, April. It's safe to come out now.
It's empty!"
[He reaches the van and the light from the U.F.O. hits him.]
April, what's wrong? Aah!
[It flies off.]
It's that same U.F.O. again. It's gone, April. It's safe to come out now.
[He looks inside the van.]
It's empty!"
[Several vehicles drive along the road towards Leonardo.]
Man 1 "There's that alien now!"
Man 2 "Grab the little green varmint!"
Leonardo "Only one way out, and that's up! Hi-yah!"
[He leaps for the nearest tree.]
Man 3 "It's up in that tree!"
Man 1 "Yahoo! We got it trapped!"
Man 2 "It won't get away this time."
Man 3 "Where'd it go? I can't see it."
Man 1 "It's a tricky little nipper."
Leonardo "Sometimes being green has certain advantages."
Man 1 "Where could it have disappeared to?"
Man 3 "It must've used its invisibility ray."
Scoop "Look, there it goes. It's headed for Kelsey's barn."
[Leonardo leaps over a fence and throws his katana. The sword sticks in the barn door and he uses it as a spring-board, grabbing the sword as he bounces into the loft.]
Leonardo "Going up."
Man 3 "It flew up into the hayloft!"
Leonardo "I got a feeling a little hay fever would slow down these good old boys."
[He begins kicking hay bales through the loft door. The crowd below exclaims and backs away. Leonardo leaps out over their heads and begins running.]
Scoop "Round up the trucks. He's headed for the pasture."
Leonardo "Oh, what I wouldn't give for a nice winding sewer right about now."
Scoop "Okay, Clem, you take Jennings Creek. Homer, you cut across Gordon's dairy. Archie, you follow Fred along Highway 51."
Leonardo "Oh, if I can just make it across this pasture! Uh-oh.
Whoa-oa!"
[He comes face-to-face with a bull. It snorts and charges. Leonardo jumps over a fence and the bull hits it, which causes the turtle to fall backwards over a cliff.]
Whoa-oa!"
Billy Jim Bob "Hang on, Mr. Martian! I'm comin'!"
[Billy Jim Bob pulls his truck, filled with hay, underneath where Leonardo is falling and the turtle lands on the hay.]
Leonardo "Whoa! Oomph."
Billy Jim Bob "Got you! Bury yourself in that hay, little green fella. I'll get you out of here.
You got to be mighty hungry after all that chasin' around."
[They stop in town and Billy Jim Bob brings a pizza to Leonardo, who is hiding in the hay.]
You got to be mighty hungry after all that chasin' around."
Leonardo "A pizza? How'd you know?"
Billy Jim Bob "Shucks, I seen “E.T.” eleven times. I know what aliens like to eat."
Leonardo "Now, look, I keep telling you, I am not an alien."
[Billy Jim Bob climbs into the driver’s seat and starts the truck.]
Billy Jim Bob "Oh, yeah? Then how come we're always being invaded by your spaceship?"
Leonardo "“Always”? You mean, you've seen it before?"
Billy Jim Bob "Dozens of times. It always shows up on Hurley Mountain Road, right next to old Doc Davens' farm."
Leonardo "Billy Jim Bob, let's get to Davens' farm, and fast!"
Billy Jim Bob "Hang on, little green fella. We're about to bust a couple of speed laws."
[The other turtles have taken to the skies in the Turtle Blimp in order to search for Leonardo.]
Donatello "If Splinter's dream is any sort of warning, we'd better head upstate right now."
Raphael "And that's what we're doing, as fast as this Turtle Blimp can get us there."
[The ‘U.F.O.’ lands on the back of a flatbed truck at Davens’ farm. It is actually a helicopter with extra lights and a round contraption attached to the underside.]
Dr. Davens "Come along, Miss O'Neil."
April "Dr. Davens, I strongly advise you to turn me loose!"
Dr. Davens "So you can rush back to the big city and spread your story about the Martians in High Falls? No, thank you. My whole reason for building this fake U.F.O. was to keep these snooping locals away from my top-secret agrogenic research."
April "“Agrogenic research”?"
Dr. Davens "With this Vita-Ray Beam Gun, I can increase the size of food crops astonishingly. Watch."
[He presses a button and the ray activates. Its beam hits a watermelon which grows to enormous size and then bursts. Both duck to avoid being hit by the pulp and seeds.]
April "Aah!"
Dr. Davens "Yow! Imagine. With this single farm, I can supply all the food our region would ever need. I will be wealthy beyond all dreams."
April "But you'll also put every family of farmers in this state out of business."
Dr. Davens "C'est la guerre, Miss O'Neil."
April "And think of the ecological effect it will have. All the dams will run dry supplying water to those voracious veggies."
[Dr. Davens chains April to a post.]
Dr. Davens "Miss O'Neil, I'm losing my patience. People like you have always stood in my way. Well, you will interfere no longer."
April "Please, Dr. Davens, for the sake of everyone living in High Falls, don't do this."
[Davens works the controls and a panel in the ceiling opens. The beam gun lifts into the opening and the energy powers up.]
Dr. Davens "Save your speeches, Miss O'Neil. My agrogenic master plan will make me the wealthiest farmer on the planet."
[He laughs maniacally as he aims the beam gun. Outside, Billy Jim Bob’s truck reaches Davens’ farm. When the truck stops, Leonardo hops out of the back.]
Leonardo "I'm gonna see if my, uh, spaceship is okay."
Billy Jim Bob "Jeepers. If it's workin’, will you take me for a little spin?"
Leonardo "Sure. Why not?"
Billy Jim Bob "Jumpin' Jehosaphat! I got me my very own personal E.T."
[Leonardo goes around to the side of the barn. He sees April and knocks on a window.]
Leonardo "April, over here."
April "Leonardo!"
Dr. Davens "Another nosy hayseed. Take this!"
[He spins the beam gun around and fires the ray at a potted plant sitting under the window. Leonardo runs as the plant begins to grow. While he runs, the beam gun fires, causing plants to grow all around him.]
Leonardo "I've gotta get to that helicopter. Oh, I hope he doesn't hit any ragweed with that thing. I'm allergic.
I'm not sure if I can fly this thing.
It's amazing what you can do if you have to.
Uh-oh. I'll have to do something about that.
Sorry. No hitchhikers."
[He makes it to the helicopter and climbs in.]
I'm not sure if I can fly this thing.
[He hits buttons until the engine comes on.]
It's amazing what you can do if you have to.
[The beam hits a vine near the helicopter and it starts to grow.]
Uh-oh. I'll have to do something about that.
[The helicopter blades slice away the vines.]
Sorry. No hitchhikers."
[The helicopter lifts off. He flies over Billy Jim Bob, who is sitting in his truck.]
Billy Jim Bob "Wait up, little fella. You promised me a ride in that thing. You just can't trust nobody. Well, he ain't gettin' away with it that easy, or my name ain't Billy Jim Bob McJames."
[Billy Jim Bob follows the helicopter in his truck. Meanwhile, the other turtles are finding blimp travel to be slow.]
Michelangelo "Whoa. Upstate is mondo humongous. We'll never find him this way."
Donatello "Well, maybe Raphael will have better luck with Vernon at Channel 6."
[Raphael uses his turtlecom to talk to Vernon.]
Raphael "But, Vernon, you've gotta tell us where April was headed."
[Vernon chuckles and puts his feet up on his desk.]
Vernon "Sorry, green guys. That information is strictly confidential. Company policy."
Raphael "Vernon. Buddy. Pal. We're sure something awful is happening to April."
Vernon "Well, isn't that just too bad? She knew the job was tough when she took it."
[Thompson grabs the phone from Vernon.]
Thompson "Listen, you scaly-skinned troublemakers..."
Vernon "That's telling 'em, Chief."
Thompson "You're saying April is in trouble? She's in a town called High Falls, about ninety miles north of here."
[Donatello looks at a map.]
Donatello "High Falls. Found it."
Michelangelo "Well, what are we waiting for, dude? Put the accelerator to the elevator."
[Back at Davens’ farm, April begins kicking the control panel on the platform next to where she’s bound.]
Dr. Davens "What are you doing?"
April "Turning on your vita-ray beam gun."
Dr. Davens "No! If they find out about my super vegetables, they'll try to stop me!"
April "That's just why I'm doing it."
[She manages to kick a lever and the beam gun tilts upwards and fires. The beam hits a field nearby. Meanwhile, Billy Jim Bob chases the helicopter through town.]
Billy Jim Bob "Wait up! I wanna be your friend!"
[They pass the Greasy Spoon Diner and the patrons all run outside.]
Scoop "There it goes! After it, boys. Don't let it get away."
[They all jump into their vehicles and give chase. The vita-ray makes plants start to grow. It hits some tomato plants, which grown so large the tomatoes pop off and start rolling down the road. People run and scream as the tomatoes roll through town, splattering against buildings.]
Billy Jim Bob "Whoa~o!"
[He maneuvers around the tomatoes, but one hits another truck and sends it careening.]
Scoop "What an incredible story--“The Attack of The Mutant Tomatoes”!"
Man 3 "Oh, it's already been done."
[Leonardo turns the helicopter.]
Leonardo "That'll buy me some time. Now to get back to the farm and rescue April. Whoa! Bogey 'mato at three o’clock!
Could've been worse. Could've been broccoli.
Uh-oh. Time to bail out. And me without a parachute."
[He dodges the tomatoes bouncing up at him.]
Could've been worse. Could've been broccoli.
[Vines reach out and grab the helicopter.]
Uh-oh. Time to bail out. And me without a parachute."
[The vines hold the helicopter in mid-air. Billy Jim Bob drives up under the helicopter.]
Billy Jim Bob "Jump, little fella. I'll catch ya."
Leonardo "I feel like Leonardo and the Beanstalk.
Oof. This is getting repetitious. But who's complaining?"
[He jumps into the hay on the back of the truck.]
Oof. This is getting repetitious. But who's complaining?"
[Vines slip under the truck and lift it off the ground.]
Billy Jim Bob "I wish sure you'd phone home and tell your Martian buddies to quit nourishing our crops."
Leonardo "Ooh, it's not me! Dr. Davens is doing this, and he's got my friend, April!"
Billy Jim Bob "You mean she's a Martian too?
Well, hush my puppies."
[The vines carry the truck to a church. When they reach the spire, both Leonardo and Billy Jim Bob hop out and grab onto it.]
Well, hush my puppies."
Leonardo "Billy Jim Bob, read my lips. I am not a Martian. I'm a turtle."
Billy Jim Bob "A turtle?
No way. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, you know."
[He chuckles. They hop on a vine and slide down to the ground.]
No way. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, you know."
Leonardo "I wouldn't kid you! I'm not from another planet!"
Billy Jim Bob "Uh, right. And I suppose those ain't your fellow aliens in that mother ship neither."
[He points up at the blimp.]
Michelangelo "Yo, Leonardo! You been whipping up a pizza sauce that got a little out of hand?"
Leonardo "Oh, am I glad to see you fellas. We've gotta rescue April."
Donatello "Well, the only way to do that is with..."
All "Turtle power!"
[At the farm, the beam gun continues to fire.]
Dr. Davens "So, Miss O'Neil, it appears your little scheme has backfired. Soon my giant crops will destroy every building in the county, along with the people who occupy them. So much for the theory that vegetables are good for you."
April "And you call yourself a doctor."
Leonardo "Doc, I sure hope you make house calls, because your next address will be in the Big House."
[The blimp hovers over the opening in the ceiling and the three turtles slide down on ropes.]
April "The Turtles!"
Dr. Davens "More blasted intruders!"
[He moves the beam gun and it fires inside the barn.]
April "Look out behind you, guys!"
All "Whoa!"
[Vines grow and encircle the turtles, trapping them.]
Dr. Davens "Green on green, my favorite color scheme."
April "You’ve gotta stop him before he destroys the entire town!"
[Davens leaves the barn and heads for his truck.]
Michelangelo "Not to worry, April. The dude won't get far."
[He manages to get to his turtle line and throw it at the control panel. It hooks the lever that directs the beam gun, which points down and fires at Davens’ truck. The vegetables in the back grow and vines reach into the truck and wrap around Davens.]
Dr. Davens "Stop. What are you doing? I can't see!"
[The vegetables begin to grow and crush the truck. Billy Jim Bob drives up to the barn. Leonardo runs into the barn. The other turtles free themselves as Leonardo frees April.]
April "Did you get Davens?"
Leonardo "Actually, his giant vegetables made him promise to turn over a new leaf--spinach, I believe."
[Dr. Davens crawls out from under the giant pumpkins.]
Dr. Davens "What gratitude. I raised them from little sprouts, and they turned on me."
Leonardo "That's okay. The only vegetables you'll be seeing for a long time will be the ones in the prison mess hall!"
[Cut to the turtle blimp.]
Donatello "Well, with that growth ray turned off, those giant veggies will soon be back to normal."
Leonardo "That's good. It'll make it easier to find the Turtle Van."
[The blimp flies over the town. Scoop and Billy Jim Bob are talking and see it.]
Scoop "Wait a minute. Aliens, come back! You're my big story!"
Billy Jim Bob "Shucks, don't feel bad. They wasn't really masked Martians anyway."
Scoop "They weren't?"
Billy Jim Bob "Heck, no. Why, they was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
Scoop "Oh, no!"
[The turtles are back in the lair and watching television.]
Leonardo "From now on, I'll take my flying saucers on TV. Where's Raphael?"
Donatello "He's in the kitchen whipping up a U.F.P.in your honor."
Leonardo "Uh, don't you mean a “U.F.O.”?"
Raphael "Nope, I mean a U.F.P.—unidentified flying pizza.
Whoa!"
[He loses control of the dough.]
Whoa!"
[The pizza dough lands on Michelangelo’s head.]
Michelangelo "It could stand some vegetables, dude."
Leonardo "Did you say “vegetables”? Oh, count me out."
[End Credits]