[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode begins underground in the turtles’ lair. All of the turtles except Donatello are sound asleep.]
Donatello "Come on, guys, wake up. I've got my latest invention working. I've been up all night perfecting it."
Raphael "
Yeah, thanks for the news flash, Ace. Can we go back to sleep now?"
[yawns]
Yeah, thanks for the news flash, Ace. Can we go back to sleep now?"
Donatello "No. Come and see it."
Leonardo "Oh, we'd better go look, Raphael, or there'll be no living with him."
[They enter Donatello’s lab and he pulls a lever to a double-refrigerator sized device.]
Donatello "My automatic Easter egg machine. I simply put raw eggs in one end of the machine, and voilá, Easter eggs come out the other.
No muss, no fuss, no Easter egg dye on your hands."
[Eggs roll along a conveyor belt. Overhead, brushes paint the eggs and then they fall into a basket.]
No muss, no fuss, no Easter egg dye on your hands."
Raphael "Wait. Let me guess. You volunteered us to color Easter eggs for Channel 6's annual Easter egg hunt."
Donatello "Egg-zactly."
Raphael "Okay, if we're gonna start with these rotten egg jokes, I am outta here."
Leonardo "Let us know when you need more eggs, Donatello. We'll go get 'em."
Donatello "Hey, thanks, Leonardo. You set an egg-zample for us all."
Raphael "Donatello."
[Yawning, Michelangelo enters the lab.]
Michelangelo "Far out, dude.
What's this gizmo do?"
[He leans on the control lever.]
What's this gizmo do?"
Donatello "Look out, Michelangelo!"
[The lever falls forward and drops Michelangelo onto the conveyor belt.]
Michelangelo "Whoa!"
[Raw eggs splatter Michelangelo as he’s pulled into the machine.]
Leonardo "Hold on, Michelangelo! I'll turn it off!"
[Choking and coughing, Michelangelo rolls under the paintbrushes.]
Michelangelo "Help! Get me off this thing!
Whoa!"
[Leonardo pulls back on the lever and Michelangelo shoots off on the conveyor belt.]
Whoa!"
[The machine speeds up, shooting eggs everywhere before it explodes. Everyone is covered in eggs.]
Donatello "I guess it needs a little fine tuning."
Raphael "You're right. I prefer my eggs over easy."
[Cut to the Technodrome, on the volcanic asteroid in Dimension X]
Krang "Shredder! Come and see my latest invention!"
Shredder "A TV remote control? Someone has already invented that, Krang."
Krang "Don't be ridiculous. All my inventions look like TV remote controls, but this one I call my Docilizer. Any Earthling who gets zapped by my Docilizer ray will instantly become timid and obedient."
Shredder "Hmm. Interesting. The people of Earth would be easy to conquer."
Krang "Bebop! Rocksteady!"
[Bebop and Rocksteady arrive, both dressed in Easter bunny outfits.]
Rocksteady "Ain't this great, boss? I've always loved cute little bunny rabbits."
Bebop "I even like big ugly bunny rabbits."
Shredder "Oh, have you turned my mutants into rabbits?"
Krang "Of course not. They are wearing disguises in order to test my device. It is Easter time on Earth. No one will suspect two Easter Bunnies of any evil intent."
Bebop "Yeah. We're going undercover."
Shredder "You expect these two dumb bunnies to test your device?"
Krang "Once I have tested the Docilizer ray, I will direct a super-powerful ray through this microwave transmitting tower, zapping the entire population, and they'll all become subservient, frightened creatures."
Shredder "Where are you carrying out this test?"
Krang "Channel 6! Ha ha! On April O'Neil and her friends, of course!"
Shredder "Oh, that is good. The whole city will watch as their favorite news team starts acting like timid rabbits. And when we've conquered the city, I will personally take care of those turtles."
[Krang opens a trans-dimensional portal.]
Krang "Into the portal, and hop to it."
Rocksteady "Ooh, if this episode is gonna be full of rabbit jokes, I'm outta here."
[They enter the portal. At the Channel 6 news building, April is pleading with her boss.]
April O’Neil "You've gotta help me out, Mr. Thompson."
Burne Thompson "Me in a bunny suit? No way. No, no, no."
April "The guy I hired to play the bunny for the Channel 6 Easter egg hunt didn't show."
Thompson "Ha. I don't blame him."
April "But, Chief, all those children are going to be disappointed if there's no Easter Bunny. Oh, I've got to find somebody."
Vernon "New outfit, April? Ha ha! Love the ears."
April "Wait, Vernon!"
Vernon "Forget it, April. The answer is no."
April "But think of the children."
Vernon "I am not going to hop around Central Park in a bunny suit, handing out Easter eggs. A man in my position can't afford to look undignified."
[He starts through double doors, but a boy pushing a cart on the other side rams into him. Vernon goes head over heels, lands on the cart, and rolls towards an exit.]
Vernon "Whoa! Help!
Ooh! Ahh! Ow! Whoa!"
[He goes rolling down a set of stairs.]
Ooh! Ahh! Ow! Whoa!"
[April giggles as she sees Vernon sprawled at the bottom of the staircase.]
April "You're right, Vernon. Your position is undignified enough as it is."
[Bebop and Rocksteady fall through the portal onto a sidewalk in front of Channel 6. They land in front of a woman and her two kids.]
Boy "Mommy, look! There are two Easter Bunnies!"
Girl "Can I have an egg, Mr. Bunny? Can I, huh? Can I?"
Bebop "Ah, get away, kid. You bother me."
[A man driving a truck stops next to them.]
Truck Driver "Hey, why don't you goons pick on somebody your own size?"
[Bebop takes the Docilizer ray from his basket and zaps the man as he approaches.]
Bebop "Sure."
Truck Driver "Wai-ai-ai-ait! Don't hurt me!"
[The truck driver dives into the bushes.]
Bebop "Well, hey, that Docilizer really works."
Rocksteady "Yeah. Let's go turn everybody at Channel 6 into a bunch of scaredy cats."
[The truck driver peeks out of the bushes.]
Truck Driver "Uh, are they g-g-gone?"
Boy "What happened to you, mister?"
Truck Driver "Uh, I don't know. But you don't happen to have any, uh, carrots in there, do you?"
[The mom hands him a carrot. Bebop and Rocksteady approach the Channel 6 building and enter. Inside, April is seated behind the desk in the news studio, and Vernon is leaning against it. A co-worker arrives with eggs.]
Mildred "Here's some more eggs for your Easter egg hunt. They're not cooked yet."
April "Thanks, Mildred. We'll boil them later."
Rocksteady "Easter greetings, everybody!"
Vernon "Wow. You've got two Easter Bunnies, April."
Mildred "Brother, did they scrape the bottom of the rabbit pen for these two!"
April "It's Rocksteady and Bebop! Aah!"
Bebop "Aw, gee, these disguises don't fool nobody."
[The mutants fire their Docilizer rays and hit Mildred and Vernon. April ducks behind the news desk and takes out her turtlecom.]
April "I've gotta warn the turtles."
[The turtles are already heading to Channel 6 in their turtle van.]
Leonardo "That automatic Easter egg machine sure got the job done fast."
Raphael "Yeah, once we got Michelangelo away from it."
Donatello "Now we just have to get these eggs to Channel 6."
[The van makes a hard turn.]
Raphael "Preferably unscrambled."
[The turtlecom on the seat next to Donatello beeps. He answers.]
Donatello "Donatello here. What's up, April?"
April "Rocksteady and Bebop are here, and they've got some kind of ray device."
Donatello "We'll be right there. Step on it, Leonardo."
Raphael "Oh, there go the eggs."
[Bebop and Rocksteady lean over the desk April is hiding behind.]
Rocksteady "Peekaboo! We see you! Ha ha ha ha!"
April "No!
I--I feel so strange. W-What's happening to me?"
[Bebop zaps her.]
I--I feel so strange. W-What's happening to me?"
Mildred "I--I feel strange, too, f-fr-frightened."
Vernon "Ohh...why, I even frighten myself."
[Burne Thompson bursts through the door.]
Thompson "What's going on here? Who invited you into the newsroom?"
Rocksteady "We invited ourselves."
[Rocksteady zaps him.]
Thompson "Ohh...really? Well, that's just super. Okay by me. Neato."
[Krang and Shredder watch everything on their monitor.]
Krang "Ha ha ha ha! That wonderful thing works! I can't wait to see the entire world turned into timid rabbit like creatures. Think of it: my own petting zoo. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
[The Channel 6 crew cowers behind the desk while Rocksteady and Bebop menace them. Suddenly the turtles burst into the newsroom.]
Raphael "Oh, look! It's the Easter mutants!"
[The Channel 6 screw all scream and crawl under the desk.]
Leonardo "What have you done to our friends?"
Mildred "Wow. Th-Th-The Ninja Turtles."
Rocksteady "The turtles?"
Bebop "Let's zap 'em."
Rocksteady "Ha ha ha! What a trick: turning turtles timid. Ha ha ha ha!"
[They both use their Docilizer rays on the turtles.]
All "Hey! No! Watch it with that thing! No!"
Leonardo "What is that ray?"
Raphael "I don't know, but I don't feel anything."
Rocksteady "Hey, Krang, we got them turtles docilized."
Krang "No, you don't, you idiot! The Docilizer doesn't work on mutants!"
Both "Uh-oh. Uh-oh."
Donatello "Now what, guys?"
Bebop "Now this!"
[He grabs Vernon by the ankle and dangles him upside-down.]
Vernon "Ohh, no! Put me down!"
Rocksteady "Drop your weapons, turtles, or the wimp gets hurt."
Leonardo "All right. Just let Vernon go."
Bebop "Ha. Sure."
[Bebop tosses Vernon into a trash can.]
Vernon "Help! Get me out of here!"
[Bebop and Rocksteady aim laser rifles at the turtles.]
Rocksteady "Now it's your turn, shell-backs."
[Bebop’s comlink rings.]
Bebop "Yeah, boss?"
Shredder "You've done your job. Now get out of there!"
Bebop "Aw, but, boss, we was gonna have some fun with the turtles."
Shredder "I'm the only one who gets to have fun. Get out now!"
Bebop "Oh, boy. Someday we're gonna have our own show."
Rocksteady "Yeah. Then we'll be the boss of Shredder."
[The pair leave the newsroom.]
Leonardo "They're getting away!"
Donatello "Never mind. We've got bigger things to worry about."
[He looks over at the Channel 6 crew, who are all still quivering in fear. Rocksteady and Bebop leave the building and run down the street.]
Rocksteady "Ooh-ooh! Let's go zap some more people and scare 'em, Bebop!"
Bebop "Uh, yeah. Ha ha! Ain't this the life, though?"
Donatello "My portable spectrascope captured a sample of that ray Rocksteady and Bebop zapped us with."
Leonardo "What is it?"
Donatello "I can’t tell. I need to get this sample to my workshop. Whatever it is, it's making our friends afraid of everything."
[Back at his workshop in the lair, Donatello flips through images on his monitor.]
Leonardo "Well?"
Donatello "Well, I've isolated the Docilizer ray, and the only way to neutralize effects is to use a siranium crystal refractor."
Michelangelo "Oh, no problemo, dude. There's probably one around here somewhere."
Donatello "Wrong, Michelangelo. The siranium crystal is so rare, there's not even one in our entire dimension."
Raphael "What about someone else's dimension?"
Donatello "Well, I've been looking with my dimensional scanner. If there's a siranium crystal out there anywhere, we'll find it.
I think we're in luck."
[His monitor displays another dimension.]
I think we're in luck."
Leonardo "What dimension is that?"
[A chicken dressed in blue clothes runs along a path.]
Chicken Little "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"
Big Bad Wolf "That Chicken Little, what a nut. Now where are those Three Little Pigs?
There they go! Come back, or I'll blow all your houses down!"
[The squealing pigs run past him.]
There they go! Come back, or I'll blow all your houses down!"
Michelangelo "Holy guacamole! That was The Big Bad Wolf!"
Leonardo "You've tuned into some fairy tale dimension."
Donatello "That's where the crystal is, guys. I've managed to get my portable portal generator going."
[The portal window opens.]
Leonardo "I'm going in after that crystal."
Donatello "Wait, Leonardo, it's dangerous. This dimension portal is very weak. I don't know how long I can keep it open. You might not get back out."
Leonardo "We've got a newsroom full of people acting like timid rabbits, and Krang and Shredder are gonna make even more of 'em. We have to take the chance."
Raphael "I'll go with ya. Say, how do we find this siranium crystal?"
Donatello "I'll track it with the spectrascope. When I find it, I'll contact you on your turtlecom."
[Leonardo and Raphael leap through the portal.]
Both "Turtle power!"
[Cut to the Technodrome.]
Shredder "The Docilizer worked at Channel 6, Krang. Now we need to blast all of Earth with it."
Krang "Patience, Shredder. I need control of that microwave tower first. I'll broadcast a megadose of my Docilizer ray over the entire city. And for that, we need to break into the microwave control center to reprogram the computer."
Shredder "What is the location of this microwave control center?"
[Krang pulls an image of the microwave tower up on his monitor.]
Krang "There, right outside the city. Get Bebop and Rocksteady out of those ridiculous bunny suits and take them with you."
Shredder "I'm on my way. And soon, everyone on Earth will be acting like quivering, timid little rabbits."
[Leonardo and Raphael enter the Fairy Tale Dimension.]
Leonardo "Keep your eyes open, Raphael. I've got a feeling anything can happen here."
[A wooden tub holding three men fly over their heads.]
Three men "Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub."
[It comes back and both turtles duck.]
Raphael "I think the sewers might be safer."
[They stand up and then hear a cracking noise.]
Jack "Timber!"
Leonardo "Duck, Raphael!"
[A giant beanstalk falls on the path.]
Jack "Sorry about that, fellas. It was time for the beanstalk chopping, every hour on the hour."
Leonardo "Beanstalk? Oh, you must be Jack."
Jack "At your service."
Raphael "Hi. Heh heh. But why do you have to cut the beanstalk every hour?"
Jack "It's for the tourists. They love it."
Raphael "Now I know the sewers are safer."
[A hare races past them, sending both turtles spinning.]
Hokum Hare "I got you this time, Tortoise!
Now wait just a dang minute here. No wonder I could never beat you in a race. There's two of you!"
[He races back and stops in front of the turtles.]
Now wait just a dang minute here. No wonder I could never beat you in a race. There's two of you!"
Leonardo "Who are you?"
Hokum Hare "The name's Hokum Hare, and we don't take kindly to cheating tortoises in these here parts."
Leonardo "You're the hare from “The Tortoise and the Hare”."
Raphael "Right. The loser."
Hokum Hare "That's right, tortoise. Kick a hare when he's down."
[There is a loud thumping sound and the ground shakes.]
Raphael "What's going on?"
Hokum Hare "It's the giant!"
Raphael "I thought Jack took care of him."
Hokum Hare "No. That's just a fairy tale. But falling off that beanstalk every hour gets him mighty riled!"
[The giant comes tromping down the path the turtles are on.]
Raphael "Oh, man. Why do I get the feeling we're about to wind up as green globs on this guy's shoe?"
Leonardo "I think it's time for a tactical turtle retreat."
[They quickly duck behind some boulders. The turtlecom beeps.]
Raphael "Answer your turtlecom. I've seen enough of this place."
Leonardo "I hear it, I can't find it."
Raphael "Too late. He already did."
[The giant hears the turtlecom, which is lying on the path. He picks it up.]
Giant "Ha ha ha ha! Uh, finders keepers. A new toy for my treasure box. Oh, boy."
[Back at the lair, Donatello tries to reach the pair.]
Donatello "Leonardo. Raphael. Come in. Can you hear me?"
Michelangelo "They're not answering."
Donatello "And the portal is getting weaker by the minute. Leonardo, Raphael, where are you? Come in! Come in! Come in, Leonardo, Raphael."
Michelangelo "Forget it, dude. They're not answering."
Donatello "Move that lever on the portable portal generator to full, Michelangelo, and hurry."
Michelangelo "Whoa. It sounds like this thing’s about to wipe out."
Donatello "We've gotta chance it. I've zeroed in on the location of the siranium crystal. Come on, guys, answer that turtlecom."
[In the Fairy Tale Dimension, the two turtles have climbed a beanstalk to follow the giant.]
Leonardo "There's the giant's castle. We've gotta get that turtlecom back, or we'll never find that crystal."
[Hokum Hare climbs the beanstalk as well.]
Hokum Hare "I ain't letting them turtles out of my sight. They ain't taking no shortcuts this time."
[The Giant opens his front door as the turtles sneak up the ramp.]
Giant "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a--turtle?"
Both "Uh-oh."
[The Giant reaches down and scoops both into the palm of his hand.]
Raphael "H-H-H-Hi, there, big fella. Ha. Nice tie. You're just the person we wanted to see."
Giant "Uhhn?"
Leonardo "Speak for yourself, Raphael."
[In New York City, citizens are quivering in fear. A scared April does a news broadcast.]
April "This is April O'Neil--I don't want to do this--with an on-the-scene report on the strange ray--I'd rather be hiding under my desk--uh, that has turned many of us into--Oh, my goodness--timid, frightened people!
Aah! As you can see--Oh, my!...this reporter is suffering from the effects of the ray. Ohh!"
[A truck honks at her and she leaps under a bus bench.]
Aah! As you can see--Oh, my!...this reporter is suffering from the effects of the ray. Ohh!"
[Bebop and Rocksteady are nearby.]
Rocksteady "We done a great job, Bebop!"
Bebop "Heh heh. Yeah. Look at 'em hiding like big chickens."
[Shredder hops out of a portal and lands in front of the park bench where the Channel 6 crew is hiding.]
All "Aah! Aah! Ohh! Aah!"
[Mildred jumps into Vernon’s arms and he drops her to jump into April’s arms. She drops him and turns to find Shredder blocking her path.]
Bebop "It's the boss."
Rocksteady "Yeah. Maybe we'll get a promotion for this."
Shredder "I have a scoop for your audience, Miss O'Neil. May I?"
[He snatches the microphone from her hand.]
April "Whatever you want. Just don't hurt me!"
Shredder "Ahem. Soon Krang will microwave a Docilizer beam down to Earth, and you will all be turned into timid, frightened creatures like Miss O'Neil here. Microwaves: they aren't just for cooking anymore. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
[Michelangelo and Donatello have been watching on their TV.]
Michelangelo "That's one rude dude."
Donatello "Wait a minute. Shredder said something about microwaves."
Michelangelo "Yeah. Shred-head said they're not just for cooking anymore."
Donatello "No, not that. He said Krang would microwave the Docilizer ray to Earth. That means he has to use a microwave transmission center.
Look, this is the city's largest microwave tower, and I'll bet he's headed there right now."
[He pulls up an image on his monitor.]
Look, this is the city's largest microwave tower, and I'll bet he's headed there right now."
Michelangelo "Well, come on, dude, let's stop those creepazoids."
Donatello "Right. We'll bring the portable portal generator with us to stay in contact with Leonardo and Raphael."
[He presses a button and the generator collapses into a more portable size.]
Michelangelo "But what if our buds can't find that crystal?"
Donatello "Oh, as you say, no problemo. If they don't, the Earth is doomed."
Michelangelo "No problemo?"
[Inside the Giant’s castle, he finishes a meal and then shoves his bowl onto the floor before dumping out the bag he uses for collecting things onto the table.]
Giant "Ah, now time to count my treasures. Fee fi fo fum—"
[The turtles hit the table.]
Both "Whoa! Whoa!"
[They both run behind a giant ball of blue yarn.]
Giant "Playtime! Goody-goody!"
[The turtlecom beeps and Donatello’s voice comes through.]
Donatello "Hey, guys, where are you?"
Raphael "It's Donatello! Maybe he's located that crystal."
Leonardo "We've got to answer it.
Oof! Hey!"
[He dives for the turtlecom, but the Giant grabs it and brushes him aside.]
Oof! Hey!"
Giant "That's mine. Finders keepers."
[The turtlecom opens.]
Donatello "Ah, finally. You guys sure took your sweet--time!"
Giant "Oh, there's another turtle inside. Come here, little turtle."
Leonardo "His attention's diverted. Now's our chance."
[They roll the yarn to the edge of the table and Leonardo ties one end to a box. He and Raphael look at each other and then kick the yarn off the table.]
Both "Wah-kah-yah!"
Raphael "Now to get the turtlecom. Ya-hah!"
[He does a handspring and then kicks over a pepper shaker. The pepper hits the Giant’s face.]
Giant "Hey, what did you--
w-what did...
Ah-choo!"
[sniff]
w-what did...
[Raphael leaps up and snatches the turtlecom from him.]
Ah-choo!"
Raphael "Gesundheit!"
Giant "Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
[The turtles climb down the yarn.]
Leonardo "Hurry!"
Raphael "So where's that crystal, Donatello?"
Donatello "Somewhere really close to you."
Raphael "Well, at least that narrows it down."
Leonardo "This'll give us a head start."
[He wraps yarn around the Giant’s ankles. The turtles run, and the Giant growls when he realizes his ankles are tied.]
Giant "Now you've made me angry!"
[He gets up, loses his balance, and falls.]
Raphael "Timber!"
[A bag falls from the Giant’s pocket and rips open. A crystal falls out.]
Donatello "Wait! That's the crystal, guys! Grab it!"
Leonardo "Easier said than done, Donatello."
[They run after the bouncing crystal, but Hokum Hare grabs it.]
Hokum Hare "Got it!"
Raphael "Hokum, Hokum, Hokum, hand over the crystal. We have to take it back to Earth."
Hokum Hare "I don't know where Earth is, but you ain't leavin' here without me. This hare's run that gol-dang turtle race for the last time."
Leonardo "Fine, great! Let's go!"
[The Giant is back on his feet and stomps towards them.]
Giant "Fee fi fo fooey! Give me back my shiny stone!"
[The turtles and Hokum jump onto the beanstalk and start climbing down.]
Leonardo "We've got to get down faster."
Jack "Timber!"
[Jack starts chopping at the base of their beanstalk.]
Raphael "I think we've found your faster way down, Leonardo. Donatello, we need that portal now!"
Donatello "Right, Raphael. Quick, Michelangelo, switch the generator to Reserve Power."
Michelangelo "You got it, amigo."
[He pushes up on the lever and the portal opens. The beanstalk falls and the turtles and Hokum drop into the portal.]
All Three "Whoa!"
[The Giant misses the portal and falls onto the ground.]
Giant "Aah!"
[The tourists all clap.]
Jack "Next show at four o’clock, folks."
[Leonardo, Raphael, and Hokum reach Earth. Smoke billows up from the generator.]
Donatello "We got the crystal?"
Hokum Hare "Right here, fella."
Michelangelo "Who's the rabbit dude?"
Donatello "You can explain later. We've got to stop Shredder from docilizing the entire world."
[They climb into the turtle van and drive off. They soon pull up in front of the Microwave Transmission Center. As they get out of the van, they see Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady entering the building.]
Michelangelo "Shred-head's going into the microwave transmission center!"
Donatello "I hope we're not too late."
[Shredder works on a control panel inside.]
Shredder "One more adjustment, and I can begin broadcasting your Docilizer ray, Krang."
Michelangelo "All right, dudes, it's wipeout time!"
Shredder "You're too late to stop the Docilizer ray, turtles."
Raphael "Guess again, Shred-head!"
[He throws a sai. It hits Shredder’s ankle and knocks him down.]
Shredder "Oof!"
[Hokum Hare runs over to the panel and reaches for a handle.]
Hokum Hare "What does this thing do?"
[He pushes up on the handle.]
Turtles "No! No! No!"
[Microwave beams shoots out of the dish on the roof. Shredder and his mutants leave the building.]
Shredder "Our job here is done, thanks to that stupid rabbit."
Hokum Hare "Hey! Watch who you're calling stupid."
[He hops onto the roof and kicks the dish, pushing it off course. The microwave beam hits Shredder.]
Shredder "Oh, no! No! Krang, the portal, hurry!"
[The portal opens and Shredder and his two mutants flee. Donatello grabs the handle inside and pulls it down. The turtles run outside and Hokum Hare hops down in front of them.]
Hokum Hare "Guess we showed them, fellers."
Donatello "Now I've gotta put that siranium crystal in place to neutralize those Docilizer rays."
[When Shredder reaches the Technodrome, he dives under a table.]
Shredder "Oh, no, no, no, please. Please don't hurt me. I'm really very nice once you get to know me."
Krang "I really hate those turtles."
[At the Microwave Transmission Center, April, back to normal, delivers a report. The turtles and Hokum are nearby.]
April "Whoever placed this rare crystal on the tower is responsible for saving the city, and this reporter says we owe them a big vote of thanks. This is April O'Neil signing off."
Donatello "Well, Hokum, now what are you gonna do?"
April "It's okay, fellas. I've got a job for him."
[Cut to Central Park. A banner reads “Channel 6 Easter Egg Hunt”. Children run about searching for eggs, all of them shouting and laughing. The turtles, in disguise, lean against the turtle van.]
April "The Easter egg hunt is a real success."
Mildred "Those Easter eggs you decorated are the hit of the day, guys."
Donatello "I wouldn't say that. Take a look."
[He points to where Hokum Hare is handing out eggs to children. He waves at the children and then walks over to the turtles.]
Hokum Hare "You know, I ain't real fond of turtles, but you fellas sort of changed my mind, and as soon as I've finished being the Easter Bunny, I'll be ready to return to the fairy tale dimension."
Michelangelo "Hey, dudes, I've got a tubuloso idea! Let's all go to the fairy tale dimension. Then we could take turns racing with Hokum!
Dudes, it was just an idea."
[They all glare at him.]
Dudes, it was just an idea."
[End Credits]