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[The episode started with Raph fighting the foot soldiers.]
Raph: I could do this all night. Awwwwww, man.
Leo: Raph, if you keep breaking your toys, we're not gonna buy you new ones.
Mikey: Dude, it's like we just cleared a video game on "easy.”
Leo: Mikey, if Master Splinter has taught us anything, it's that real combat is not like a video game.
Donnie: Hey, coins!
Leo: The Foot soldiers haven't been much of a challenge lately. Wonder why?
Raph: Well, maybe we're just that awesome.
Leo: That sounds right.
Donnie: You know who I'd hate to be? The guy who has to tell Shredder about this.
[Meanwhile, Shredder is beating down Dogpound for failing as the Kraang watches, chained up.]
Shredder: You promised me an army of the best, most lethal ninjas in the world.[Raised his arm deploing his claws frigten Dogpound.] But the turtles have decimated them. The ones left are hardly worthy of wearing the emblem of the Foot.
Dogpound: [Kneeling toward his master.]I can find more soldiers. Just give me time.
Shredder:[Swinging his claws as Dogpound misses.] No more time. I need more soldiers, I need better soldiers and I need them now. [Dogpound dodges as Shredder stabs the blade into glass]
Dogpound: But that's impossible.
[Shredder strodes toward Dogpound, as the mutant wimpers in fear. Then Shredder looked at the imprisoned Krang.]
Shredder: Hmm. Perhaps not. Perhaps there is a method for building an army of Foot soldiers powerful enough to destroy those turtles once and for all, a method we shall steal from the Kraang.
[Theme song]
[At the rooftops, the turtles are watching the T.C.R.I building. Mikey is on the water tower bouncing his ball up and down as Raph sits near him.]
Leo: All right, guys. Let's pack it in. Nothing's happening.
Raph: I was afraid this day would come. We've run out of butts to kick.
[He knocks out a ball Mikey was bouncing.]
Mikey: Hey!
Leo: Wait. Maybe not.
[They looked over and saw a chunky figure, leaning against the wall.]
Mikey: Foot clan.
Raph: I don't get it. Just one guy?
Mikey: Maybe they only need one guy. Maybe this guy is the meanest, baddest, most deadly ninja we've ever seen.
[The man tried to leap to the window but no luck.]
Donnie: Or not.
[He struggles to climb up the window and gets stuck]
Mikey: Anybody else find this dude kind of adorable?
Leo: Well, he's not much, but he's all we've got. Let's go.
[They leap down and get surrounded by the foot.]
Leo: Ambush!
Raph: All right!
[They began to attack the soldiers easily. Timothy, who is in his foot ninja costume, looked over.]
Timothy: Everything okay? I heard- Whoa!
[He falls over as he Donnie trips him with his bo.]
Timothy: Wait, Donnie, it's me!
Donnie: What? [takes off Timothy's mask] The Pulverizer?
Timothy: Hey, guys. How awesome is this? Bet you guys were wondering when you'd see me again.
Raph: No.
Timothy: Raphael, still the jokester, I see. [chuckles.] Good one. Hey, what do you guys think of my new threads? I'm a ninja now.
Donnie: How in.…What are you doing with the Foot?
Timothy: Well, last time, you told me I needed to practice. So I joined a Bradford dojo to hone my craft. I wowed 'em with my smooth moves. And boom! They liked me so much, they asked me if I wanted to join the Foot clan.
Mikey: Wow, they must really be hurting for dudes.
Timothy: I've only been with 'em a few days, and I've already made the rank of ashigaru-sha. Ha.
Donnie: [face palms] Do you know what "ashigaru-sha" means?
Timothy: No.
Donnie: It means "cannon fodder."
Timothy: Oh, ho, ho. Wow.
Donnie: Do you know what that means?
Timothy: No.
Donnie: In traditional Japanese warfare, the ashigaru-sha were the expendable soldiers who were sent in first to waste the enemy's ammunition and set off traps before the real soldiers arrived.
Timothy: Nah. Nah, the Foot wouldn't do that. We're the good guys.
Donnie: Why would you think that?
Timothy: We're out there fighting the Kraang just like you. I-I mean, I-I do check for traps, and I-I do get shot at a lot. And now that you mention it, they do keep calling me expendable.
Leo: Why are the Foot fighting the Kraang?
Timothy: I can totally find that out for you. I could be a spy!
Donnie: Pulverizer, do yourself a favor and quit the Foot.
Timothy: Oh, sure. I'll quit the Foot.
Donnie: No, I'm serious.
Timothy: Of course you're "serious."
Donnie: I am. Stop winking!
Timothy: Right. I'll recon intel and, uh, send you a text. I'm in ninja stealth mode.
[He leaves before a car horn honked and metal crash can be heard.]
Timothy: Oh. Sorry.
[At the dojo.]
Splinter: You four have defeated much of the Foot clan with ease.
Raph: Why does he make that sound like a bad thing?
Splinter: Because you have grown complacent! Each of you has become dependent on your own weapon. But there are times when you may not be able to fight with what you know. And when that happens, you must adapt to your environment.
Mikey: Oh, yeah? What if there's only, say, a comic book?
Splinter: Anything can be a weapon.
Raph: Sensei, you can't seriously send us out there armed with nothing but a comic book.
Splinter: For a ninja, anything can be a weapon.
Leo: So what do you want us to do?
Splinter: I want you to embrace the unfamiliar. Switch weapons.
[Obeying his order, they switch weapons, Leo gets the bo, Donnie gets the sais, Raph gets the nunchucks and Mikey gets the swords.]
Mikey: Look! I'm Leo. [speaks like Leonardo.] Guys, shh. We have to be quiet. Ninjas are quiet. Question.
Raph and Donnie: [Chuckle.]
Leo: [irritated] I sound nothing like that.
Raph: Yes, that's why we're laughing, because you sound nothing like that.
Splinter: Face each other. Hajime!
[They start but Raph gets knocked by the nunchucks, Leo getting tripped by the bo, Mikey losing the grip of the katanas and Donnie getting poked by the sai in his throat.]
Splinter: Ya me!
Mikey: That was messed up.
Splinter: You will continue to fight this way. It will teach you resourcefulness and versatility.
Mikey: Not so easy, is it?
Raph: Hey, I'm getting the hang of it now.
[Lately, the turtles are trying to test out their weapons. Donnie receives a text.]
Donnie: Uh-oh. Text message from you-know-who. Text message from everybody-but-Mikey-knows-who. [mutters.] The Pulverizer is telling us where the Foot are gonna strike next.
Raph: What do you know? He's actually useful.
Donnie: Yeah, but he can't stay in the Foot. They'll toast him.
Raph: Inside information, Donnie? It's worth the risk.
Donnie: But we're not the ones taking the risk. The Pulverizer is.
Leo: I know. It's the perfect plan. [sighs.] All right. We'll follow up on his lead and then bust the poor guy out of the Foot.
Mikey: Excuse me? I'm the sword guy. I make the decisions here. Uh, what Leo said.
[Later outside, we see Timothy sneaking below.]
Timothy: [whispering.] All right, I'm lookin' for traps, looking' for traps.
[A hand pulled Timothy down and noticed that it was the turtles.]
Timothy: Oh, hey, great. You got my message. I have some information for you.
Donnie: Great, great, but we're getting you out of here first.
[The foot soldiers arrive along with Dogpound and Fishface.]
Raph: As soon as we get ourselves outta here.
Donnie: Just stay behind us and-
Timothy: Help! It's the turtles! They've got me!
Turtles: What?
Timothy: Help! [whispering.] Sorry, guys. Can't blow my cover.
Mikey: Not cool, bro.
Leo: Spread out.
[They take out their switched weapons.]
Mikey: As the one with the swords, I say retreat!
Leo: Having the swords doesn't make you leader.
[Leo gets grabbed by Dogpound and he was slammed.]
Leo: Not that it's a bad idea. Retreat!
[They jumped over Dogpound and tried to get away. Raph tries to swing the nunchucks but he can’t get a good hit on them as Fishface kicks him away. Leo is knocked by Mikey who gets hit in the head by his own nunchuck.]
Mikey: Watch where you swing that thing.
Leo: You should talk.
Mikey: Sorry. My bad.
Donnie: Oh, this won't work.
[They surround the turtles.]
Leo: Switch weapons!
[They began to switch their original weapons.]
Mikey: This is more like it!
Raph: Oh, yeah. There's something really satisfying about not losing.
[They managed to defeat the soldiers. One of them is holding two canisters of mutagen and they retreat.]
Donnie: Guys, mutagen! The Foot are stealing mutagen.
Raph: Shredder with mutagen? Well, that can't be good.
Timothy: Psst. Over here!
[Timothy is hiding behind the dumpster.]
Mikey: You don't have to hide, Pulverizer. The Foot are gone.
Timothy: [clears throat.] [in deeper voice.] You shouldn't use my real name.
Mikey: Your real name is "Pulverizer?"
Timothy: No. It's Timothy.
[Donnie grabs him.]
Donnie: Stop talking like that, Tim.
Timothy: Guys, you'll never guess what Shredder's gonna do with the mutagen.
Donnie: He's gonna create a mutant army to destroy us?
Timothy: Yeah, but there's a lot more to it than that.
Donnie: Really?
Timothy: No. [sighs.] You guessed.
Donnie: Pulverizer, you're in over your head. Go home.
Leo: Wait. Not until he finds out more about Shredder's mutation plan.
Timothy: Yeah, baby. The Pulverizer stays in the game. Up high. Okay then. I'm off! I'm practically invisible. Oh, ow! Oh, I'm okay. Sorry. Again. I'm gonna go spy now!
[Timothy leaves again.]
Raph: So what if Shredder's building an army of mutants? They're still no match for my sais. High three!
Both: Yeah!
All: Whoo-hoo!
[Back at the lair.]
Mikey: And I was, like, makin' the bucks with my old nunchucks.
Raph: I was dropping the Foot like flies with my sais.
Mikey: Yeah, Raph! Leo? I had my kursawa swingin' and singin'. [laughs.]
Both: Yeah.
Donnie: [worried] Guys, maybe it's not such a great idea sending the Pulverizer into harm's way.
Raph: You worry too much, Donnie.
Splinter: So you decided not to follow my lesson.
Raph: Sensei, we don't get it. How does switching weapons help us in a fight? We were doing fine on our own.
Splinter: Then you still do not understand the point of the lesson. So you will learn how to adapt by having no weapons.
All: [shocked] Huh? What?
Splinter: Hand over your weapons! Now!
[The turtles handed Splinter their weapons.]
[At Shredder's lair.]
Shredder: Lead a convoy of the Foot to the warehouse. Bring the fool known as "Pulverizer.” We will begin our mutation experiment with him.
Kraang: Kraang is giving that which is known as a warning: The mutagen is unstable in this dimension. The results desired may not be the results that result from the actions taken by the one known as Shredder.
Shredder: I believe this fool is saying the mutagen is dangerously unpredictable. See to it that fail-safe measures are put in place.
[At the lair, Donnie's phone rang.]
Donnie: Oh. It's our spy.
Timothy: This is special agent delta-niner calling from behind enemy lines.
Donnie: Spit it out, Timothy.
Timothy: Okay. The mutation experiment is going down on Broom street in the Bowery. They're on their way there now. And that's not all. You ready for this? Are you ready?
All: Yes.
Timothy: Shredder's gonna mutate just one Foot soldier first as a test. And guess what? I volunteered.
Donnie: [horrified] What?
Timothy: I know! Isn't that cool?
Donnie: NO! Why would you think that's cool?
Timothy: This is my chance to be like you guys. Throw some mutagen on me, and boom! I'm a superhero. I'm taking Shredder down.
Donnie: The mutagen is dangerous. You have no idea what that stuff could do to you.
Timothy: Once I mutate, I'll unleash my mighty mutant powers on Shredder. I'll be all [mimics karate yells.] "Yeah, take that, pointy man.” Ooh, gotta go. Signing off.
Donnie: I knew we should've gotten that guy out when we had the chance.
Leo: Well, we're gonna get him out now. Let's go.
[They head to the shellraiser and drive off. Once they made it outside, they saw the foot clan riding on motorcycles.]
Raph: The Foot!
Fishface: Keep driving. I'll take care of this.
[Fishface starts to go after them.]
Raph: Eat hot trash, fish boy!
[Trash balls fire hitting one of the motorcycles and Fishface leaped onto the roof.]
Donnie: He's on the roof!
Raph: I got this.
[Fishface launched but Raph closed the hatch quickly.]
Raph: All right. Plan "B.” Whatcha gonna do now?
[Fishface stops the shellraiser by stomping his foot on the tire.]
Raph: Why do I ask these questions? Why?
[The shellraiser crashed.]
Fishface: I'll deal with you soon enough, freaks. [Drives off]
Donnie: Splinter once told me the Pulverizer is my responsibility. I gotta stop him.
[Donnie starts to get on his go kart and drives off.]
Leo: Come on. We'll go on foot.
[Meanwhile at the warehouse.]
Dogpound: Get the volunteer directly under the mutagen.
[Fishface leads Tim to the mutagen machine.]
Timothy: Ooh, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, let's get this show on the road. Ooh, those legs are cool, man. Is that part of the mutation, or is it, like-
[Fishface snarls.]
Timothy: Whoa. I can't wait to be mutated. In a world where evil runs rampant, one man had the courage to sacrifice his humanity.
Fishface: Move!
[Donnie crashes through and saves Timothy.]
Dogpound: Get them!
[Donnie remembers he doesn't have his bo.]
Donnie: Aw, sewer apples.
[He looks and sees a broom. He began to use it and started fending off.]
Timothy: Now's my chance!
[Timothy was about to pull the lever but Donnie stopped him.]
Donnie: Timothy, no! What are you doing?
Timothy: I'm gonna be a mutant like you.
Donnie: Um, doing the mutation thing is notoriously unpredictable and really stupid!
Timothy: I'll save you, Donatello! [runs off]
Donnie: Wait! Didn't you hear what I- No! Ooh. I'm saving you!
[Donnie grabs onto the chain and swings forward to kick Fishface.]
Donnie: Okay. Now, we're getting outta here. Hopefully.
[Leo, Mikey and Raph arrive.]
Leo: Oh, yeah, no weapons. Spread out, guys. Remember, anything can be a weapon.
[Everyone started to grab useful weapons, like a board, iron bar and a chain. They started to fend off the soldiers, Dogpound got up and stared at Timothy.]
Timothy: Okay, big-dog-man-thing. You asked for it. [runs off to the machine] My mutation!
[Timothy pulls a lever.]
Timothy: Oh, this is gonna be....
[Before anything else can happen, Timothy was splattered with mutagen. He screamed in pain as the rest watched.]
Timothy: [distorted.] Oh! It burns! I didn't think it would burn so bad. Ah! Oh! Oh, man, it really burns.
[The foot soldiers stare in shock and start to back away.]
Raph: What happened?
Donnie: Pulverizer got his wish.
Leo: And we got a problem.
Mikey: That dude's straight nasty.
Donnie: Holy mackerel.
[They climb to the top of the crates.]
Mikey: Timothy is jacked up.
[Timothy fell to the ground and smoke formed. He slowly became a blob with his eternal organs inside. Mutagen Man is created.]
Dogpound: Make sure those fools don't escape. I'm gonna blow this place sky high.
[Dogpound places a bomb.]
Donnie: Uh-oh. The entire warehouse is rigged with plastic explosives!
[The foot soldiers attacked but they kicked them off.]
Dogpound: Let's go. Lock 'em in.
[The slimy blob attacked and they dodged. Turtles are near the door but Dogpound locked them up inside.]
Leo: We're trapped. We need to get out now!
Donnie: But what about him?
[They throw their weapons at Mutagen man but the creature dissolves them only a few melted off.]
Mikey: He just ate our weapons!
Donnie: And it looks like we're next. Pulverizer, it's us! The turtles!
[They tried to get the monsters attention.]
Donnie: Timothy! Timothy!
[The mutagen man stopped.]
Donnie: That's right, Timothy. It's us. The turtles.
[Mutagen man looks at his reflection and roars. He lunged at them but they got away.]
Leo: We still gotta get outta here. Let's go!
Donnie: Not without Timothy.
Mikey: And how do you suppose we get that blob outta here?
Donnie: I got an idea. Raph, get the stealth cycle. Mikey, get Timothy's attention.
Leo: It better take less than ten seconds.
Mikey: Timothy! Hey, Timothy! [whistles.]
[Mutagen Man slithers forward. Raph gets into the motorcycle while Leo gets on top of the machine.]
Donnie: Mikey! Lead him over here. Leo, get ready to jump. Now!
[Leo leaps and knocked a canister down, Donnie shoved Mikey out of the way just as the canister landed on the mutagen man.]
Donnie: Raph!
[Raph scoops him up and they drive out of the warehouse. They were safe and so was Timothy.]
Splinter: Do you think Timothy is happy with his new state of being?
Leo: Seems that way. He wanted to be a mutant, and he got his wish.
Raph: Donnie, we're letting you keep him, but you gotta stash him in your lab so I don't have to look at him.
Donnie: I promise, Timothy. One day, I'll turn you back.
[Back at the Shredder's Lair.]
Dogpound: Our mutagen supply was lost in the explosion.
Shredder: They have dismantled my army and thwarted my plans.
Kraang: Kraang is in what is known as agreement. The ones known as the turtles must become known as the turtles who are destroyed.
Shredder: It seems we have a common enemy.
[The episode ends.]