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 HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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SCRATCH SCRITCH

"Almost through!"

"One good kick should do it... Stand clear!"

WHUNK!

"That's got it!"

"Whew! Fresh air at last!"

Turtle "No one around--this should be a safe place for you to take off, April."

April O'Neil "Looks like it--!"

April "Hey... I want to thank you guys again for helping me out and saving my life!"


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April "Once the police find out that Baxter was behind all that craziness, I--as his ex-assistant--will have to answer some questions!"

April "But I'm more worried about you guys--pretty soon your tunnels will be crawling with cops and repair crews. You've got to find a better place to hide out!"

Leonardo "You're right--I'm sure Master Splinter will know what to do!"

APRIL

April "Well... I wish you well. Here's my phone number... If you need my help, please call!"

Leo "Thanks, April--we will!"

[Later...]

Turtle A "Uh, oh--I don't like the look of this--"

Turtle B "Our home--"

CREEK!

Turtle B "--It's been broken into!"

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Donatello "Oh, no--!"

Other Turtle "Master Splinter!"

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Don "God--what a mess!"

Michelangelo or Raphael "Splinter!"

Leo "Quick... Check all the rooms!"

Turtle "Not here!"

Turtle "Master!"

Turtle "Where can he be...?"

Same Turtle "Oh, no-- ...Look..."

Same Turtle "...Smashed Mousers..."

Same Turtle "--And blood!"

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SMASH!

Raph "Damn these Mousers!!! I knew I should have killed that Baxter when I had the chance!"

Raph "Grrr--I'll go kill 'im now!"

Leo "Raphael! Cool it!"

Raph "Lemme go--!"

Leo "Listen to me Raphael--all of you, listen!"

Leo "We've got to get a grip on ourselves!"

Raph "But Leo--Splinter could be hurt!"

Mike "--Or worse!"

Don "We've got to find him!"

Leo "I know, I know--but within hours this place will be swarming with people--"

Leo "And if we're caught, we can't do Splinter or ourselves any good!"

Leo "Right?"

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Leo "Okay, so listen up! Here's the plan:"

Leo "Mike, you start gathering up our important stuff--whatever's not broken--and bundle it up!"

Mike "Gotcha, Leo!"

Leo "Raphael, you help Michaelangelo--"

Raph "Grrr--"

Leo "And don't argue!"

Raph "No--"

Leo "Donatello, continue looking for Splinter while we pack--and keep an eye out for cops!"

Don "Right--!"

Raph "--I'm goin' to look for Splinter!"

Leo "Raphael, wait!!!"

Leo "Blast it! Raphael, you be back here in ten minutes!"

Don "That Raphael has such a short fuse!"

Leo "Well, I just hope he won't get into--or make--any trouble!"

Don or Mike "Don't worry, Leo--let's get this stuff packed and get out of here!"

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[Later...]

PAUL

Leo "Where is he!? I knew he'd do something like this--!"

Don or Mike "Raphael could be in a real jam, Leo--the place was overrun with cops and workmen!"

Don or Mike "We barely made it out ourselves!"

Leo "Well, dangerous or not, we've got to go back and find him!"

Raph "No need, guys- I'm back!"

Leo "Raphael!"

Raph "You didn't have to worry--I had no problem getting away!"

Leo "Raphael, don't you ever do that again--ever!!!"

Leo "We have to stick together, like Splinter taught us!"

Raph "I know, I know--I'm sorry! But I had to look for Splinter! No sign of him, though!"

Leo "We'll all look for him later, Raph--but now our next move is to call April, and see if she can hide us!"

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PHONE

Leo "April? Howdy--guess who!"

April "Leonardo! I didn't expect to hear from you so soon--"

April "Are you guys O.K.?"

Leo "Well--not great, April. We need your help."

April "What can I do?"

April "Sure, I have a car. Actually it's a van--"

Alley across from phone booth
328 Hudson

April "What? Oh, O.K.--I'll be there in twenty minutes!"

April " 'Bye!"

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RRRRRRR

SKREE

[...]INHEAD
CAFE

USED BOOKS

HARDWAR[...]

HAMMER
SALE

BEEP BEEP

SKREE

Turtle A "Hey, there's April!"

Turtle B "That was fast!"


Leo "Okay, let's go!"

April "Jump in, guys!"

Leo "All aboard--let's roll!"

Other Turtle "Neat van!"

April "You got it, Leo! Gosh, it's good to see you all again. Hey--where's Splinter?"

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VROOM-{CLICK}-RRRR

Leo "Splinter wasn't... I'm afraid... He wasn't at home when we got there... The place was in shambles... Mousers everywhere!"

April "No--!"

April "He can't be--gone! He can't--!"

Leo "We didn't find his body, so there's still hope. We want to go look for him as soon as possible."

April "Once we get you settled at my place, you can go look for him right away--"

VROOM

April "--And I'll help you as much as I can!"

Leo "Thanks, April!"

Other Turtle "Yeah!"

Cop A "Hey--!"

Cop B "Huh?"

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FLIP

Cop B "That van--its description fits the APB on the vehicle used in a robbery just twenty minutes ago!"

Cop A "Let's hit it!"

SQUEEE

Cop A "Central dispatch, this is car 54, in pursuit of robbery suspects--request back up!"

April "Uh-oh--now what?"

April "I didn't go through a red light, did I?"

Leo "Blast! We can't let them stop us!"

Leo "Get ready, April!"

April "Oh God! What are we going to do?"

Leo "Step on it!"

VROOM!

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Leo "Mike! Grab the license plate off the back of the van! If we're lucky they haven't taken down the numbers yet!"

Mike "Ya-hoo! This is great...just like "Hill Street"!"

RIP!

[...]4107



Cop B "What the hell was that!?"

Cop A "These guys wearin' masks or somethin'?!"

April "I'll head for the boulevard--the traffic's heavy there, and I can lose them!"

April "It's just around the next--"

Cop B "Hey--they're making a break!"

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SKREEE

April "--Corner!"

April "Yiii!!!"

Cop A "This is car 54, still in pursuit of blue van and robbery suspects--where's that backup?!"

Leo "April--cut in front of this next car!"

VRUM

April "Here goes nothing--!"

Other Turtle "Wheee!"

RRR

Other Driver A "Hey, you snot!"

ROAR

SKUEE

Other Driver B "Watch it!"

Cop B "Look out! Hit the brakes!"

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Cop B "Yaaa--!"

Cop A "Nooo--!"

REEE

SMASH

BEEP BEEP

Leo "Hey--move over, Richard Petty!!!"

Other Turtle "Hee hee!"

April "Gee, that wasn't too hard, was it!"

Leo "Whoops!"

April "Wha--? Uh-oh..."

April "More police--we're cut off!"

Leo "Quick--hang a left!"

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SCREECH!

VROOMM!!

Leo "Go through that park!"

Leo "Watch out!"

April "Too late!"

Other Turtle "Yow!"

Leo "Maybe we can shake them here--!"

ROARRR

April "I hope so, Leo--they're still on our tail!"

Leo "Just keep the pedal to the metal--"

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RRRR

BOMP

Leo "--And watch out for pedestrians!"

Cop B "Hey--I think I can take out their tires!"

Cop A "What--?! Don't shoot, you fool!"

Cop A "What do you think this is, The A-Team!!?"

Cop A "There are too many citizens around--you'd probably hit someone!"


Raph "Maybe we could jump for it and get away--!"

Leo "I don't think April's quite up to our kind of acrobatics, Raphael..."

Leo "Head for that bridge, April--then let's get out of this park before we run somebody over!"

Woman "Isn't it a lovely night, dear?"

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RROOARRR

Ralphie "Yii--! Jump for it!"

Woman "Eek!"

WUMP!

Ralphie "You jerks!!!"

Woman "Oh, Ralphie... My new dress!"

WRUMP

April "Yow!"

Man "Holy hippo spit!"

SCRINCH

KTAASSHH

CRASH!!

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SQUEEE

BEEP BEEP

April "Hey--we lost that police car!"

Leo "I think he lost himself!"

Other Turtle "Heads up! Two more coming up on our tail!"

April "Get down, guy's--he's right beside us now!"

Cop "Pull over... Pull over!"

WHUNK

April "Hey! No fair!"

Cop "I said pull over!"

Leo "Nudge 'im back, April!"

April "I'll try!"

BUMP!

Cop "Hey--! Watch out for that truck--!"

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PAINT

Cop D "Wrincko! Watch out!"

Cop C "We're going too fast!"

Cop C "We'll hit--"

Cop C "--The store--!"

SK-TRASSH!

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April "Leo, this is awful! Three cars wrecked--people hurt!"

Leo "I don't think they're hurt that seriously, April."

Leo "And remember, they started chasing us--and we didn't do anything wrong!"

April "I--guess you're right--but we've got to stop it somehow--!"

Leo "Try this--swing around that next car and go up the first right hand side street!"

Slim "Hey, Nick--!"

Slim "Cops! Los of 'em, and comin' fast!"

Slim "Damn! They must know we pulled that robbery!"

Nick "Don't panic, Slim--maybe they're chasin' somebody else, like this..."

Leo "Faster, April! Hey, there's a side street--take a sharp right!"

April "We won't make it!"

Slim "Hey wha--?"

Nick "...Like--this other--van?"

Leo "Eh!?"

April "Leo, that van--"

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Leo "Hard right, April--now!"

Robber A "That does it--! I'm getting out of here!"

SCREE

Robber B "Look out!"

BAP

Cop E "What the heck--?!"

Cop E "Hey--which one's the van with the crooks?!"

Robber "No, Rico! We're gonna flip!--"

Cop F "Slow down!"

Cop E "Oh no--!"

Cop G "Alright--we caught 'em!"

Leo "Huh? I don't believe it--they stopped chasing us!"

April "Leo--that other van--it looked just like ours! They must have gotten us confused with some criminals! What a relief!"

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G[...]BERS

Halt! ""

Cop H "Don't move!"

Cop I "Hold it!"

Cop J "Make my day, punks!"

Cop K "Stop!"

Cop L "Ah-hah!"

Nick "Uh, I was just hitchhiking, an'..."

Cop M "Freeze!"

Cop N "Remain motionless!"

Cop O "Cease and desist!"

Cop P "Do not ambulate!"

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[Not too much later...]

FOOD

[...]Y'S TAVERN

BAR

BEER
ON TAP

RAY'S PLACE

5.00
COVER

LIVE
GIRLS
XXX

28 AVE

VIX
DRUGS

"Whew! Are we really here?"

"Believe it or not, we made it!"

"Yeah--can you imagine what would have happened if the cops had managed to stop us?"

"We're lucky that we ran into that other van--what a strange coincidence!"

"I don't even want to think about that!"

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Second Time
Around

[...]nk
n'
stuff

Mike "So this is your home, April? Nice!"

April "Thanks, Mike! Let me get out first and unlock the door--"

581

April "--And look around--"

Leo "Let's go!"

April "This way, guys--"

April "--Watch your feet!"

April "Lots of junk in here!"

Turtle "Oops!"

CRASH TINKLE TINKLE

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April "My apartment's the only one in the building that's liveable right now--"

April "--But tomorrow you can check out the upstairs and the cellar, and see what you'd like to do."

Leo "No one else lives here?"

April "Well, my dad used to live here until his stroke, about six months ago. Now he lives in a--a, well, a nursing home..."

Leo "I'm sorry... I... Think I know how you feel."

Leo "Our "father" is gone, too."

Leo "But we will find him!"

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Leo "For now, we'll rest in your lovely home."

Mike "Yeah--nice pad, April!"

Mike "Ooh--soft!"

April "Thanks, Mike!"

April "Would anyone like something to drink?"

Mike "Sounds good!"

Raph "Got any beer?"

Leo "Yeah, then we'll get cleaned up... Have a... Bite to eat... Then... Go... Look... For... Master....r✺"

ZZZZZZ

ZZZZ

ZZZZZ

ZZZZZ

April "O.K., so one beer, and... Ah... Guys?"

April "Oh."

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April "Poor guys--they must be exhausted!"

April "Come to think of it, I'm pretty beat myself!"

April "God... My life has taken such a strange turn in the last 24 hours!"

April "Baxter flipping out, the Mousers attacking, and meeting these four guys."

April "They're all out cold!"

ZZZ {SNORT} ZZ

April "Raphael- what a lug!"

April "I wonder what will happen next?"

April "Ah, well tomorrow's another day!"

April "G'night, guys!"

CLICK!

THE
END

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EPILOGUE

Hamato Splinter "Oooohhhh..."

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Splinter (Unhh... Hurt... All ...Over...)

Splinter (W-where am I? So cold... Wet...)

Splinter (What happened...? Wait... Now I remember...)

Splinter (It started with those sounds... The sounds of digging!)

SCRIT TIC SCRIT TIC TIC CHIT

Splinter (flashback) "My sons...? Is that you--?"

TIC TIC THUD! CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Who's there? Raphael? Leonardo?"

Splinter (fb) "Mousers!"

Splinter (fb) "Yaii!"

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TIC CHIT CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Thought you'd--catch an old rat--"

CHIT TIC TIC

Splinter (fb) "--Unaware, eh?!"

CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Yow! That was too close!"

CRA-CK!

Splinter (fb) "Oh, blast it!"

Splinter (fb) "That was my favorite walking stick!!!"

CH-OMP!

TIC TIC SKIT RIP!

Splinter (fb) "So much for that table!"

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TIC TIC CHIT

Splinter (fb) "When it comes to mistreating furniture, you things are almost in Raphael's class!"

SNAP TIC TIC

Splinter (fb) "I wish he were here now--"

CHIT CHIT

Splinter (fb) "--To show you a thing or--"

SNAP

Splinter (fb) "Ow! That hurt!"

SKIII-- CRUNCH!!! CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Try biting someone your own size!"

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Splinter (fb) (Unh... That one... Got a little piece of me...)

Splinter (fb) (...But at least all four are finished...)

Splinter (fb) (Got to get out of here... Before more come!)

Splinter (fb) "Uh-oh..."

SCRIT CHIT TIC TIC

Splinter (fb) (Speak of the devil! I'd better hustle...)

CHIT CHIT TIC TIC

Splinter (fb) "If Im--quick enough, maybe I can lose them... In the tunnels!"

Splinter (fb) "Oh, no!"

CHIT CHIT TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC SKIT CHIT CHIT TIC

Splinter (fb) "Scratch that idea!"

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TIC TIC CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Only way to go--"

CHIT

Splinter (fb) "--Is up!"

Splinter (fb) "Arrg--! The pipe's too thin!"

SKIK

Splinter (fb) "It's giving way--"

TH-UD!

Splinter (fb) "Ow!"

CHIT CHIT

Splinter (fb) "Oooh, my... Head! Can't... See straight..."

Splinter (fb) "Wind knocked out of me... I'm ...Helpless!"

Splinter (fb) "Then... This is the end..."

CHIT BUZZZZZT.

Splinter (fb) "Farewell, my sons!"

Splinter (fb) "What--?"

Splinter (fb) "They stopped... They're turning around... Why!?"

[*See last ish.]

Splinter (fb) "But... They... Might come back...!"

Splinter (fb) "Got... Got... To get... Away..."

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Splinter (fb) (Got to...)

SPLASH

Splinter (fb) (Glub.)

Splinter (Got to get... Away...)

Splinter (...Get away... ...Before they... ...Come back...)

Splinter (Unh... My head throbbing.. W-What's that noise...? Mousers...?)

Man A "This is one part of our duty that I do not enjoy..."


Man A "The rotting smell... It is terrible."

Man B "I agree. But this drain grate needs to be kept clear."

Man A "Observe... Another half-dead rodent."

Man B "Apparently that Stockman person's plan was not completely successful."

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Man A "Shall I blast it?"

Man B "Affirmative... Ends it misery."

Splinter "Nnnooooo... ...Please don't shoot...."

Man A "Unbelievable."

Man B "Yes, a talking rodent... Most irregular."

Man A "It is badly hurt... Blood loss is apparent."

Man B "Quickly, let us take the rodent to the infirmary."

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"It was quite unusual. It actually spoke four words, asking us not to kill it."

"A most interesting creature..."

"Notice its great size, with disproportionately large cranium."

Man C "Lacerations in left flank induced serious blood loss."

Man D "Hypothermia induced by immersion and exposure is now under control."

Man E "The creature should live."

Man F "That is good."

Man D "Let us leave the creature to rest and recuperate."

Man C "I could use a break, also. I must get out of this suit... It's killing me."

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[Several hours later...]

Splinter "Uunnnhh..."

Splinter "W-Where ...am I...?"

Splinter "...This bed... ...Machines... ...Oh, no...!"

Splinter "I've been caught! But why... Aren't I tied down?"

Splinter "Well... Shouldn't look... A gift ...Horse in the mouth!"

Splinter "...Got to get out of here!"

Splinter (Hall looks clear... What is this place so quiet...)

Splinter (Wait... Voices... Coming from that room...)

Splinter (If I can just sneak past...)

[Splinter goes, as silent as a feather on snow... But passing the door he can't resist taking a peek and...]

Splinter "By the souls of my ancestors--!!!"

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(Utroms outside their exo-suits)

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