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[It starts with Casey telling his story about his life.]
Casey: Mutant monsters and robot ninjas are taking over my city. How long before those freaks hurt somebody close to me like my Dad, my little sister, April? I'm not waiting around to find out. All my life, I knew I was meant for something greater. This is my calling, my destiny. A true warrior has gotta be prepared. Huh? Who do you think you are, a ninja? Bring it, punk! Scum-sucking, mutated freaks of the world, prepare to meet Casey Jones.
[Theme song]
[The scene cuts to the lair.]
Splinter: My sons, you are truly becoming impressive warriors. But to grow as a team, you must know each other's strengths and weaknesses.
[Everyone took out their weapons. Donnie and Mikey are both facing each other. Mikey shows himself off and then burps right at Donnie.]
Donnie: Ugh, right in my face! Really?
Mikey: Garlic and clam pizza!
Splinter: This competition is a free-for-all. Last turtle standing wins. Hajime!
Donnie: I'm still seeing spots.
[He didn’t notice as Raph kicked him onto the tree.]
Raph: Sorry, Donnie, it's a ninja-eat-ninja world.
[Mikey laughs until Raph goes after him. Then Leo attacks.]
Raph: What are you doing, Leo? I was going for Mikey.
Leo: What part of "last turtle standing" don't you understand?
[Mikey falls down just as Leo slid past him.]
Mikey: Gah! Aw, man!
Splinter: Distraction, misdirection. Powerful weapons in a ninja's arsenal.
Raph: Looks like you've leveled up to the boss fight.
Leo: I'm gonna wipe that smirk off your face permanently.
[They both spare as Leo managed to dislodge Raph's sai. He runs to get on the tree until Leo kicks him.]
Donnie: Well, Leo won it this time.
MIkey: Uh-oh. He's awoken the beast.
[Raph lunged at Leo, punching him down to the ground.]
Donnie: Raph! What are you doing?
Raph: I didn't mean to hurt him. It was an accident. Seriously.
Leo: Did you guys get the number of that bus?
Splinter: We have spoken about this time and again, Raphael. Anger is a dangerous ally. It clouds your judgment. You need to control it lest it controls you.
Raph: But, Sensei, I wasn't angry! I was just determined to win.
All: Mm.
Raph: What? I said I wasn't angry!
[Raph leaves the lair]
Raph: This always happens. I'm fine until those guys push my buttons. It's not like I was trying to hurt Leo. They just don't get it.
[We see Casey on the rooftop.]
Casey: My city is infested. A boil, a festering sore. It stinks with pure evil only Casey Jones can face. [Sighs.] Actually, crime fighting's pretty boring.
[For a moment, Casey sees a rat.]
Casey: Aah! I hate those furry little freaks! Phew.
[Casey hears something and sees a man being mugged by Purple Dragons.]
Man: What? What do you want from me? Aah!
Fong: Check it out, a walking ATM. Let me make a withdrawal.
[The frigthened man gives him his wallet.]
Sid: Attaboy. The watch too!
[Casey knocks Sid down with his puck.]
Sid: Oh! What the-
[The man flees, just in time as the Purple Dragons get distracted.]
Casey: You slimeballs picked the wrong night.
Fong: Nice outfit. [Scoffs.] Who's this clown? [Laughing.]
Casey: I'm the last guy you see before you wake up in the hospital.
[Casey begins to battle the Purple Dragons, knockign Fong down and dodged Sid and Tsoi. He leaped over and kicked Sid.]
Casey: Choke on it, punk!
[He knocks the trash can at Tsoi. All of the Purple dragons are beaten down by Casey as Raph watches from the fire escape.]
Raph: That guy's out of control. Time for a little intervention.
Casey: Casey Jones shoots! He scores!
[He shoots the puck and knocks Fong.]
Sid: Hey, man, enough. We give up.
Casey: Well, I ain't finished with you two low lives yet.
[Something grabbed his weapon and landed on his back. Casey realizes something is near. It took Casey's hockey stick and vanished. Casey took out his bat in defense.]
Casey: Who's back there? Show yourself.
[Raph comes out of the shadows.]
Casey: Another mutant?
Raph: Got a problem with that?
Casey: Wait. What are you, like, some kind of turtle ninja?
[Casey laughs while Raph growls. The purple dragons begins to leave the scene.]
Casey: [To the dragons ] Hey, you filthy scum, I'm not done with you!
Raph: Let me handle this.
[Casey shoves him off.]
Casey: Outta my way!
Raph: You know, anger is a dangerous ally. Why don't you cool off for a while?
Casey: That's it, lizard, I'm done with you. Goongalaaaa!
[Casey charges as Fong gets away.]
Raph: I told you, back off!
[Raph kicks Casey into a dumpster. The teens climbs out.]
Casey: You let those muggers go? You're gonna pay for that, freak.
[He charges. Raph dodged Casey's stick and threw ninja stars at him. She shielded himself.]
Casey: Gotta admit. Throwing stars are cool.
Raph: Let me show you my sai!
[They charge forward. Casey managed to knock Raph down.]
Casey: Heh, ain't turtles supposed to be endangered?
Raph: Only the ones that can't do this.
[Raph kicks him. Refusing to give up, Casey continued on fighting and activated his skaters.]
Casey: Let's go.
[Raph yells as they continue fighting, Casey skates around and whacks Raph down as he skated around and knocking him down over and over again. Before he can attack, Raph grabbed him and threw him on the hood of the car.]
Casey: That hurt.
[For a moment before Casey was about to be slayed, Raph's eyes changed back realizing what he was doing.]
Raph: What am I doing? [Sighs.] Maybe I do have anger issues.
[Casey electrocute Raph with his homemade taser. He falls down and Casey escapes.]
Casey: You ain't seen the last of me, turtle.
Raph: Yeah! You better run or skitch! Whatever!
[At school the next day, April and her friend Irma see Casey.]
April: Well, well. Casey Jones finally makes it to class. What a surprise. Ready for the big trig exam?
Casey: Trig exam? Oh, yeah! I was up all night studying.
[He turns, bandages and bruises on his face from his last fight.]
April: Really? Did your homework punch you in the face?
Casey: I had, um uh, late-night hockey practice.
Irma: Isn't the rink closed after dark ever since that mysterious fight broke out there a few weeks back? So how exactly did you get those bruises, Casey?
Casey: [Annoyed] What are you, Irma, my interrogator?
[As they leave, Casey grabbed April and told her what happened last night.]
Casey: [to April] I saw something crazy last night. As in mutant crazy.
Irma: Come on, April. We've got our exam, and I will not be late this time.
[In the lair, the turtles are ready to have a marathon of SRMF5.]
Mikey: Yo! You ready for 48 hours of mega-thrusting, evil-fighting, galaxy-saving super sentai action?
Donnie: I was until you spilled greasy popcorn all over me!
Mikey: My bad.
Raph: Hey, Leo. You got a minute?
Leo: I was gonna check out Super Robo Mecha Force.
Raph: Cool! So here's the deal. See, I Me Ah. I'm, um [Whispering.] Sorry.
Leo: What was that?
Raph: I said I was Sorry. Sorry! Okay? Sorry!
[Mikey and Donnie's eyes were wide.]
Raph: I thought I had my anger under control. Turns out I didn't. But now I do, seriously.
Mikey: He means for now. I give him ten more seconds. Night, eight, seven-
Leo: What are you saying, Raph?
Mikey: Six-
Leo: It's not that you are angry.
Mikey: Five-
Leo: But we make you angry?
Mikey: Four-
Raph: I never said that.
Mikey: Three Two, one.
Raph: Shut up!!!!!
Mikey: Ding, Ding, Ding. We have a winner!
Leo: Raph, wait. I was just busting your shell. Come on, hang out.
Donnie: Ah, let the big green baby go.
[Raph throws his ninja star at the popcorn bag before he leaves to the surface.]
Raph: Those guys are making me loopy. They just don't get it.
[Meanwhile, Casey is on the fire escape writing out his information in his diary.]
Casey: It's been three days and my body still feels like a punching bag. That turtle's a worthy opponent, I'll give him that.
[Casey sees Raph on the rooftop. He takes his hockey stick and investigates while a foot bot spies on him. Casey began to follow the sound.]
Raph: Anger issues? Who's got anger issues? I don't have anger issues. Maybe they have anger issues. [Mumbling angrily.] And I'm telling you right now..
[Casey began to climb down the manhole and began to follow the sound.]
Zee: It can't be! Our great enemy!
[Squeakums squeaks]
Lunk: Yes, Squeakums. It's Cyberoid X!
X: Ha, ha, ha! I have invaded the secret Mecha Force lair of Super Robo Mecha Force five team five.
[The robot used his laser, trapping the four members in bubbles.]
Blips: Oh, no! He has trapped us in many force bubbles. Captain Dash, what are we going to do? [gets slapped]
Coolstar: Calm down, Dr. Blip. Team, I have created powerful shame for the rest of you. But I shall not give up, not now, not ever!
Lunk: What about now, sir?
Leo: Oh, come on. How can one guy infiltrate Super Robo Mecha headquarters?
Mikey: He used his laser tentacle to shut down the defense systems. Duh.
Raph: You guys watch so much TV, your brains are gonna rot.
Donnie: [Sarcastically] Yay, Raph's back.
[Casey peeks at the inside of the lair and was completely stunned to see four turtles.]
Casey: [amazed and shocked] There's....four of 'em?
Leo: You cool off yet, man?
Raph: I'm always cool. Move over.
[Casey was about to move but he caused the pizza boxes to fall and a fork landed on the ground. The fork's clatter makes the turtles turn to the entrance and spot Casey.]
Donnie: An intruder!
Casey: [Realizing he's done for] Oh, man.
Raph: You again?
[The turtles tackle Casey when he tried to attack as Donnie and Mikey held him.]
Mikey: You know this guy, Raph?
Casey: Get your stinking paws off me!
[Leo and Raph remove his mask and Casey lowered his head before lifting it and growls. Both turtles yelp.]
Leo: It's face paint. He's just a kid!
Casey: Let go of me, you stupid reptiles!
[April and Splinter arrive.]
Splinter: Always trust your instincts, April. A well-honed intuition can be sharper than your eyes.
April: Yes, Sensei. I'll-
[April saw Casey with the turtles as the teenager struggles to get free.]
Casey: Let me go!
April: Casey? Casey!
Casey & Turtles: [confused] You know this guy?/You know these guys?
[April gets between them as the turtles release Casey.]
April: Don't hurt him, he's my friend! [to Casey] Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: A better question is, how do you know these freaks?
April: These are the um, other friends I told you about.
Casey: Wait, so they're not the bad guys?
April: No way! [Sighs.] Casey Jones, meet Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo...
Mikey: What up?
April: And the one and only Raphael.
Casey: So the turtles are all Italian?
Splinter: No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian renaissance.
[Casey saw Splinter and screamed before passing out, falling flat on his back.]
April: Casey? Casey, wake up!
[April shakes him before he slammed the teen awake.]
April: This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.
Splinter: You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.
Casey: [stunned] He's a giant t-t-talking rat?
Raph: [Laughing.] Big bad vigilante's afraid of rats.
[Mikey held up a small roach on his finger, scaring Raph as he tucked into his shell.]
Mikey: [Laughing.] Just like you and cockroaches, huh, Raph?
[April senses something.]
Splinter: What is it, April?
April: Sensei, we're not alone.
[Everyone looked to see Foot Bots. The foot bots invade the lair and take out their blades.]
Leo: Raph, you led the enemy right to our lair?
Raph: It's the kid's fault! He was following me.
Casey: [Angered] My fault?!
Mikey: Booyakashaaa!
[The turtles start to attack. Leo and Donnie sliced one but got kicked away and caught by Splinter. Raph and Casey are both fighting side by side.]
Raph: You're the one who did this.
Casey: They followed you too, dude!
Raph: Don't "dude" me, dude.
[Splinter fights of the foot bots.]
Splinter: Stay alert. More are coming.
[The robot scanned around the area.]
Donnie: Hey! He's give away our location!
Splinter: Don't let that robot escape.
[Casey takes off and so is Raph.]
Casey: Casey Jones is on it.
Raph: [shoves Casey down] Tell Casey Jones, I don't need his help.
[Casey started to go after the robot but Raph used a grappling hook and pulled Casey back.]
Casey: Yah! What are you doing?
Raph: Me? You got in my way!
[The footbots appear in front of the two teens.]
Casey: Where'd he go?
[Raph continued to fight]
Raph: That bot gets back to Karai and gives away our hideout, you answer to Splinter.
Casey: The rat?
[Casey throws and explodes a grenade at the robot.]
Casey: Yes!
Raph: Next time, tag it with a real grenade!
[Meanwhile, the turtles are fighting in the lab and Mikey throws the foot bots towards lab test and it exploded on the bots, powered out itself.]
Donnie: Stop messing around. You'll blow us to Philadelphia!
Mikey: Sorry, D.
[Raph and Casey are chasing the robot. Getting onto his roller skates, Casey runs past Raph.]
Casey: Faster, man! Move your shell!
[An incoming train is about to come but Casey pushed Raph to safety.]
Casey: You okay?
Raph: Thanks. There he is!
[They jumped onto the train and the Foot bot started to attack. Casey loses his grip but Raph saved him.]
Casey: Thanks, Raph.
Raph: Now we're even.
[The foot bot crashes inside the main train station. Casey leaps inside and started to chase after the robot while Raph joined in and battled it. The bot escapes. ]
Raph: Outta my way!
[They continue on and in slow motion, Raph kicked the robot down the stair way.]
Casey: I can take this robot down myself.
[They started to chase him, Raph pinned the robot onto a pillar, stabbing it. It escapes and started to head to the stairway.]
Casey: He's going for the street!
Raph: We can't let him get away!
[He throws Casey toward the robot and electrocutes it. The foot bot crash down the stairs where a sai stabs it in the head.]
Casey: That was too close.
Raph: You're a pretty good fighter, Jones. Sure, you're raw, unfocused, dangerous, crazy! But not bad.
Casey: Thanks. You're not so bad yourself. For an amphibian.
Leo: Is that all of them?
[Back at the lair.]
Splinter: Yes. That is all.
April: So what happened to Raph and Casey?
[Raph and Casey arrive.]
Raph: Dude, the way we chased that thing down!
Casey: And what about when I shocked it with my stunner? How cool was that?
Raph: Hey, don't forget the subway chase. That was the awesome part!
Casey: Aww, what's up? No more robots left for me and Raph?
Mikey: Whoa! Okay. What's up with you two? You're like best friends forever now or something?
Splinter: I see you have found a new ally, Raphael.
Raph: Yeah, Casey's cool.
Splinter: Thank you for helping my family.
Casey: No problem, rat dude. Wasn't a bad warm-up. But now it's time to clean the scum off the streets.
Raph: Let's do this!
Both: Yeah!
[Both laugh.]
Donnie: Great. You know what this means, right? Now we have two Raphael's!!
[Episode ends as Casey and Raph ran out together with a smirk.]