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[the episode started with the ship charging and being repaired.]
Leo: Status, everyone?
Donnie: The Tachyon Drive is repaired. We are fully fueled and functional. Ye ah, boy!
Mikey: Bros, I have important news. The HOLO simulator is repaired, and Mikey's Pepperoni Pizza Land Theme Park simulation is almost complete.
Raph: If you built it, I don't want to see it.
Leo: Hello, we've got way more important things to worry about right now, Mikey.
Donnie: Hey, speaking of the long list of things for us to worry about, we still don't have enough Zemulaks to fix the Time Jump Engine. Has anyone thought about that?
Fugitoid: My friends, I know this journey has been arduous, but there is still a chance. If we can destroy the last piece of the Black Hole Generator, at least we can slow the Triceratons down.
April: Incoming distress signal. To us?
[The screen turns and we realize that the distress call was called from none other than...]
Raph: Mona Lisa?
Mona Lisa: Brave Raphael, we were attacked. Commander G'Throkka has been captured. I need your help.
Raph: Captured? By who?
Mona Lisa: A vile bounty hunter called Armaggon.
[Everyone gasped in horror.]
Casey: [cheerfully] Yes!
[Theme song.]
[Soft piano music plays as Mona arrives at the ship a few minutes later.]
Mikey: [imitating Mona] Ooh, Raph, kiss-kiss. [imitating Raphael] Oh, Mona, smoochy, smoochy, smoochy.
[Mona Lisa enters inside.]
Raph: Mona!
Mona Lisa: Raphael.
[Both young reptilians grab their hands as their dream about floating into a space of cosmic love.]
Mona Lisa: It brings me great joy to see you again.
Raph: I'm so glad you're okay, Mona Lisa.
[Leo clears his throat.]
Leo: So what happened out there?
Mona Lisa: Armaggon has captured G'Throkka and delivered him to the planet Sectoid 1.
Fugitoid: That's Lord Dregg's home world. He controls the entire system.
April: The Explorer's Guide to the Universe says it's one of the most feared, evil parts of the cosmos. This is gonna be a blast.
Raph: We'll help you rescue Sal Commander. He's one of us.
Leo: Raph's right. We help our friends.
Fugitoid: Very well then. Course to Sectoid-One plotted, initiating Tachyon Warp.
Mona Lisa: Thank you, Raphael. Thank you, brave warriors.
April: I don't know, I've got one of those feelings.
Casey: Don't worry about bug face. Your man Casey's here to protect you.
[They arrive at the Sectoid System.]
Fugitoid: Welcome to the Sectoid System. Population: bugs. Lots and lots of bugs.
Casey: This is the most metal part of the galaxy I have ever seen.
Fugitoid: It's not metal at all, but organic rock. This world used to be even more grand and populated before Dregg took power. He is of a race of ancient cosmic insects that created these hive-worlds.
Mikey: I bet this is majorly freaking you out, Raph, being afraid of bugs and all.
Raph: Not in front of Mona, Mikey. I'm totally fine. No prob. Not itching all over or freaking out, not me.
Fugitoid: I think I've located Dregg's headquarters.
[They arrive at the planet.]
Mona Lisa: [off screen] Come, my friends. I will lead us to Dregg's lair.
[They exit the ship and explore the planet]
Mikey: It's like walking across a giant wad of slowly baking pizza dough.
Donnie: It's an organic compound, not unlike hornet hives back home.
Casey: Thanks for the info there, Donnipedia. Can we start kicking in some insect faces already?
[Casey suddenly falls into a hole until Leo catches him.]
Casey: Thanks, Leo.
[Xaxx bees emerged from the hole, causing Leo and Casey to run away and ran past the group.]
April: What'd you do now, Jones? Ah! Space apples!
[The bee tries to bite her but Mikey grabs it and swoops it away. Leo starts slicing the bees, Fugitoid shoots them while Raph and Mona are fighting alongside.]
Casey: Grand slam!
[Casey whacked a bee away and the insect landed onto Donnie's face. He tries to get it off as the bees retreat.]
Casey: Whoo! Yes, we did it!
Donnie: [swollen] Guys, this can't be good.
[It was revealed that Donnie was stung in the face by the alien bee making it gross. April gasps in fright and Casey laughs at this grossness. April was not amused and pushed Casey away.]
Donnie: I'm hideous!
Fugitoid: [surprised] Oh, dear. We should get him back to the ship immediately.
Leo: Hang in there, Don. We'll go for Sal Commander.
[They split up. Mikey took one last look before he joined the others. A while later, Mona leads the three turtles and Casey to Dregg’s castle.]
Mikey: Dudes, that castle is right out of Crognard.
Raph: If the castle is yeesh one giant bug... ahh... where do you think they keep the dungeon?
Mona Lisa: Lord Dregg is known to keep his prisoners caged in his throne room. He sees them as trophies.
Leo: Dregg's throne room... perfect.
[Raph shivers as they enter the palace.]
Casey: This place is so met-
Raph: We know, Casey. Metal. Everything on this stupid planet is metal. Shut up already.
[They find Sal's form.]
Leo: Sal Commander.
[They run over to Sal.]
Mikey: Sal Commander, it's us. Hey!
[It's a trap and Mikey and Casey get captured by a gooey prison. Leo and Raph got out of the way]
Casey: What the heck?
[Dregg laughed as the lights turned on.]
Leo: Lord Dregg.
Dregg: Finally the Turtle aliens are mine.
Armaggon: You mean ours, Dregg. Don't you cut old Armaggon out of the deal.
Dregg: You did well, Y'Gythgba. [chuckles]
[We learn the horrible thing...it is revealed that Mona Lisa and Sal Commander are working with Dregg and Armaggon.]
Raph: [heartbroken] Mona? How could you?
Dregg: Fools! You fell right into my trap.
[Raph, distraught by the betrayal of the one whom he loved, kneels in defeat and despair.]
Raph: [devastated] Mona, why did you betray us? Why did you betray me?
Leo: Raph, free the others.
[Vreens grab Leo, but he cuts them all, but the Vreens knocked him out cold with their lasers.]
Mikey: Leo!
[Casey tries to break the barrier until he sees Armaggon approaching Raph.]
Casey: Come on, bro, snap out of it.
Armaggon: You're pathetic!
[Armaggon started beating Raph as Dregg laughed. Raph is losing consciousness before he eventually hallucinates Armaggon, who briefly laughs, as Mona Lisa]
Raph: [weakly] Why? ["Mona Lisa" delivers the final punch, knocking him out. Seconds later. he and Leo are placed in the cage along with the others.]
Dregg: Once I discovered the Red Turtle had a thing for the Salamandrian female, the plan came easily.
Armaggon: Hey, who hacked their intergalactic love-mail? Armaggon. Who captured the big lizard? Armaggon.
Dregg: All right, we get it.
Armaggon: Just saying.
Leo: Raph, what happened back there?
Mikey: Whoa, hold up, Leo. Raph just took the worst kind of punch: one to the heart squish, squish. [to Dregg] What are you gonna do with us, Lord Bug-breath?
Dregg: First, I desire the fragments of the Black Hole Machine.
Leo: You're too late, Dregg. The Triceratons have them.
Dregg: What? Wait! Where is the other Turtle?
Leo: All the way across the galaxy, Dregg.
[The screen cuts with Leo every time he says the word that is meant for Donatello.]
Leo: Donatello is bringing an army of Salamandrians as we speak. Nobody messes with Donatello.
[In the Ulixes, Donnie is still swollen.]
Donnie: [still swollen] Um, I really don't think this is a normal reaction. 'Cause, like, my brain is weird.
April: Hold still, D. Fugitoid's on this.
Fugitoid: Oh, dear, this is horrifically bad.
April: Can you save him, Professor?
Fugitoid: Cure the sting of a Xaxx bee, one of the rarest venoms in the known universe? Why, yes. Yes, I can, actually.
[Fugitoid takes out a huge syringe.]
G'Thorkka: You promised to discuss the terms of our home world.
Mona Lisa: We trusted your word, Dregg.
Lord Dregg: Indeed you did. Come, let us speak in private. Armaggon, keep your eye on our dinner guests. And don't eat them.
Armaggon: Ah, you always take the fun out of everything, Dregg.
[Meanwhile, Donnie opens his eyes knowing that his face isn't swollen. Donatello is cured.]
Donnie: Fugitoid, you did it. I'm my old handsome self again. Thank you.
April: I thought I'd lost you for a minute there.
Donnie: Wait. Wa wa wait, wait. Have we heard from the others?
Fugitoid: Their coms are down; we have to assume they were captured. We were just formulating a rescue plan. It will be virtually impossible to evade all of Dregg's minions.
April: But we have to try. We can do it.
Donnie: Hey, Professor, that anti-venom you treated my sting with gives me an idea.
[Back at the palace.]
G'Throkka: Now that you have the Turtles, you must relinquish our home world. Call off your fleet!
Dregg: Do not order Lord Dregg! Not when your planet is beneath my armada.
Mona Lisa: You promised you would not attack Salamandria if we brought the Turtles.
Lord Dregg: [Sadistically] Well, you brought them, and I released your Commander. But no planetary invasion? I don't think so.
Mona Lisa: [enraged and guilt-ridden] You fiend! What have we done?
G'Throkka: [Furious] You have no honor, insect.
[The Vreen corner them. Outside of the palace, Fugitoid and April began to use a distraction.]
Fugitoid: Hello! Whoo-hoo! La-la!
April: Hey, buggy freaks,
[They run and Donnie began to spray them, making the bugs screech in pain.]
Fugitoid: Donatello, your plan to turn the anti-venom into a bug spray was brilliant.
Donnie: Yeah, that's right. I'm bad!
April: Just save some for the castle.
[In the Castle]
Armagon: Wanna eat those Turtles. So hungry. Turtles look delicious.
[Casey began to use his electric rod and broke free.]
Casey: Yeah. Yahoo!
Armagon: Ah! You gotta be pulling my fin.
[Leo grabbed his sword while the others rechieve theirs.]
Leo: Now, Mikey! Go!
[Mikey charges as Armagon. Leo then kicks Armaggon int he face while Casey fights the Vreen]
Casey: Goongala!
[Casey starts to battle the Vreen]
Leo: Raph, we gotta fight.
[As Leo joins Mikey and Casey for a fight, Vreens pins Raph to the ground. Raph weakly sees Mona's saddened expression and Dregg's annoyance. Finally having enough, Dregg confronts the heroes.]
Lord Dregg: Enough!
[The Turtles and Casey fall into the pit.]
G'Throkka: You vile monster!
Mona Lisa: Raphael!
[They land inside the pit.]
Mikey: Um, are we in some kinda giant bug belly?
Casey: It's way cozier than a Kraang Worm stomach. Trust me on that.
[A scorpion-like alien emerged.]
Leo: What the?
Casey: Or maybe not.
Armaggon: Nothing ever survives a Scorpinoid. They'll be dead soon.
[Betrayed, Mona starts to attack but Armaggon deflected them]
Armaggon: Nice try.
[The insects pinned the newt aliens down.]
Lord Dregg: Foolish! Now I will have Salamandrian to feast upon instead. And as for your planet? A literal smorgasbord. Today Dregg wins. Yes, go, Dregg! Go, Dregg, go! Go, Dregg, go! Yeah, go, Dregg, go!
Fugitoid: This is bad.
April: Hmm, I think Armaggon might be able to help us out.
[The Scorpion is in Raph's grasp and it throws him away.]
Casey: Get it together, Raph!
Fugitoid: [whispering] Just like our training, April.
[April concentrates and throws the gourd at Dregg. Dregg glared at Armaggon.]
Armaggon: Hold up, Dregg. I didn't throw it.
Dregg: You aquatic simpleton!
Armaggon: Get off of me, you freak.
[April begins to sneak past while Donnie helps Mona and Sal, spraying the Vreen off them.]
Donnie: You guys okay?
Mona Lisa: We have failed you, Donatello.
[Cutting a tentacle, she lowered it down to the pit.]
April: Guys, up here!
[The boys climb out of the pit. ]
Dregg: Sacrilege!
[Dregg notices Donnie and flies toward him. He tried to spray him but it was all out. Donnie gets grabbed and Dregg was about to eat him.]
Donnie: Little help!
[Mona kicked him, releasing Donnie.]
Mona Lisa: I made a terrible mistake. And I intend to rectify it.
[She begins to fight him.]
Armaggon: Ha! I'm gonna enjoy this.
Fugitoid: I don't think you will.
[Fugitoid opens his destruction weapon, it creates a hole. Armaggon, distracted by the hole, was knocked by Leo.]
Leo: Everybody, that way. Go!
[Everyone escapes, Armaggon is seen, grabbed by tentacle and eaten. Armaggon is dead. Raphael is struggling his way out, but Mona lifts him up, only her hand being swapped away by Raph being angry.]
Mona Lisa: I'm so sorry I did not tell you the truth, Raphael.
Raph: I trusted you more than anyone in the galaxy. And you betrayed me!
[Raphael leaves in anger and distress, leaving Mona heartbroken. Cut to the turtles, April, Casey, Fugitoid and salamandrians escape to the Ulixes.]
Leo: We gotta get off this giant beehive.
Fugitoid: I am remotely preparing Ulxes for take off.
Dregg: Unleash the Scorpinoid! You will not escape!
[The scorpion and Dregg arrive.]
Mona Lisa: Turtles, go. Get to your ship.
G'Throkka: We'll hold them off.
Donnie: Are you crazy? What about your planet? Your people?
Mona Lisa: Go. Save your world. And, Raphael, I will always love you.
[They charge.]
Raphael: You love me? Huh, she loves me.
Mikey: Uh-oh. I know that look.
[Raphael back to his fury mode attacks Vreens then Mona was struck behind by Scorpinoid, knocking her out unconscious.]
Raph: Mona!
[Overcoming with rage, Raphael attacks, dodging the scorpion alien tail and leaps onto Dregg. stabbing him. Then he punches his head, revealing himself as a robot.]
Dregg robot: No fair, no fair. [Robotic voice] I'll destroy you, Turtle. I'll destroy you all.
[He throws the body off and heads to Mona.]
Raph: Mona! [Panting] Mona.
[The bug was about to attack but the Ulixes killed it.]
Fugitoid: I love remote control.
Casey: Whoa. Fugitoid, you are so metal.
Fugitoid: Why, actually, yes, I am and a plastic fiber compound.
Raph: You'll be okay, Mona. You'll pull through.
[Mona loses consciousness. Later back at the Ulixes.]
Mikey: Hey there, sleepy head.
Fugitoid: Do not fret, my dear. Soon you'll be feeling 100%.
G'Throkka: Brave Turtle warriors, we ask for something impossible: Your forgiveness.
Mona Lisa: Ugh. I'm so sorry, Raphael. Will you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?
[Raphael grabs Mona's hands, Raphael forgives her, they both kiss, ending the episode dramatically and happily.]