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[It all started at the wildlife habitat dome, but things are not going fine.]

Raph: Okay. That did not go as planned.

Donnie: Maybe not the result you wanted, by the result I expected.

[Two yellow eyes peered behind the pushes, watching them.]

Raph: We’re getting our butts kicked on an everything level

Donnie: We’ve gotta do something to help. They are scaring everyone out of the bio dome, and you know what a fan I am of experiential learning!

Raph: [growling in frustration] Come on, Raph. Think of something useful.

Leo: I’m sorry, did you just see that out loud?

Mikey: [sniffs air] You smell that?

[Two bulky shadowed figures appear from behind, laughing.]

Donnie: Duck!

[Everyone jumped out of the way except for Mikey.]

Mikey: More like crab.

[Taking notice, Mikey screams and leaps. There are two mutant grabs with blue acrobat suits, one has bluish hair while the other is bald.]

Ben: Hohoho! Step one of our plan: Disrupt the school field trip!

Carl: Step two strike a pose. We are nailing this production.

Ben: Come here, my little turtle. Let me pinch your cheeks.

Mikey: How dare you take something as sweet as cheek pinching and make it menacing?!

Ben: Taste my claw!

[Ben starts to fire claws as Leo slides in front of the others and creates a portal.]

Crabs: What's going on?

Leo: Oh ho ho ho yeah!

[One of the claws punched Leo in the face along with the other claws. The Sando brothers laugh.]

Raph: Leo!

[Mikey used his Kusari fundo but the crabs dodged the flaming fireball. He tries it again until it hits him in the face and caught on the ropes]

Raph: Mikey! Cracking like a boss!

[Raph leaped into the air and landed on a vine, using his red aura energy but due to the weight of his size, the vine breaks and falls to the ground.]

Donnie: Raph!

Ben: Get ready to get clawberd.

[Donnie started to use his bo but the battery was dead. He gives up, puts down the bo and gets on top of Raph and pretends to be dead.]

Carl: It’s four against two, and you don’t stand a cha-

[Before he can finish, a pink portal appeared underneath their feet]

Carl: What’s going on?

[The mutants fell into the portal and disappeared. After the turtles had recovered, they stared and looked at Leo.]

Leo: That was not me.

[In a dark space, Carl and Ben crashed into the room.]

Carl: What’s going on?

Ben: I don’t know, but I really like the look of this spread.

[All over the town, Hypno, Repo and Meat Sweats fall into the portal and into the same room the Sando Brothers landed in.]

Raph: We can’t keep failing only to luck out at the last second. I know no one wants to hear it, but we need-

Mikey: Don’t you dare say the T word.

Raph: Training.

[Everyone groans.]

Leo: What’s training gonna do for us? What we need is better mystic weapons. Does anyone wanna trade?

Raph: Mystic weapons or not, we need to get better at everything. [stands up] When I look in this room, I see nothing but potential. Who’s ready to tap down that potential? Huh? Take it up a notch? You, being the best of the best? Yeah?

Leo: But who’s gonna train us? Who’s gonna be our sensei?

[Later, the turtles are standing in Splinter's bedroom next to Splinter's bed.]

Raph: Master Splinter!

Splinter: [wakes up in alarm] I swear I've never been to Dallas!

Raph: Master Splinter, We need your help. We need you to train us, so we can be heroes.

[Splinter narrowed his eyes, nodding]

Splinter: Glad you kids are back for some formal training!

Raph: Yes!

Splinter: It is not going to be easy. I will break you down to your core, like a snowball. Then I will build you back  stronger, like a snowman! Now, let us begin.

Raph: Time to level up.

Leo: Yeah!  All of us say yeah.

Donnie: Yes!

[Splinter used his sword, only to put on a tape.]

Splinter: First we will watch Lou Jitsu. In one fish two fish, red fish and dead fish followed by...

Leo: Are you serious? This isn’t training.

Splinter: This is absolutely training. You are not ready for more than this. Lesson one, WWLJD. What should Lou Jitsu do?

Leo: What? How is thinking like Lou Jitsu gonna help us? Splinter:Lou Jitsu cares about you in many ways than you ever know/

Mikey: What?

Donnie: This is the first and only time I will ever say this, but Leo is right.

Leo: Plus, we know all these fights by heart.

Splinter: Oh. Well, excuse me, I suppose you know the fight in Little Jacob’s Ladder?

Raph: [laughs] Do people even use ladders anymore, Isn't there an app for that?

Mikey: We need more! We’re ready for the floaty wings to come off!

Leo: We need real training. Not whatever this is.

Donnie: Yeah, what are the odds that we ever fight in a fish market or ladder factory?

Leo: Lame.

Splinter: Well, look at you fancy pants boys. You think you know everything. Well, let me tell you about boys who knew everything. They don’t They should listen to their fathers who know everything-

Leo: [deep anger in his soul] What do you know about training anyway? You’re just a rat. We need a tiger.

Raph: We’re out of here.

[They begin to leave]

Splinter: What?

Raph: Which you already know 'cause you know everything.

Splinter: No! You will go nowhere! You are all grounded!

All: [shocked] WHAT?!

Splinter: And give me your weapons, you don’t deserve them!

[Angrily, the turtles throw their weapons on the ground.]

Repo: One of you muties know what’s going on here? I got a birthday cake that needs repossessing.

Hypno: Which one of you brought me here? Who do I have to cut in half and then not be back together?

Meat Sweats: All I see is fresh meat for me to batter fry.

[Purple vines grabbed his arms.]

Draxum: Silence, Meat Sweats. I am the one who brought you here. I look around this room, I see nothing but potential. Who thinks it’s about time we-

[A scraping sound is heard as a chair is being moved towards him. It seems to take a long time before Warren Stone comes around.]

Warren: Please continue.

Draxum: We join together today for one simple menacing pla-

[Lights turn on to reveal Todd, holding a tray of lemonade, and it turns out they are at a hotel.]

Todd: Lemonade! I hate to brag, but it has been called both life changing and dream making. Who wants some?

[Everyone raised their hands and Todd started passing lemonade to everyone.]

Draxum: [confused] What’s going on here? Who is this?

Huginn: That would be Todd, sir. Trust me, he’s as bad as they come,

Draxum: I told you to get me the baddest, meanest, most skill crushing mutants. And you bring me that guy?

[Draxum let out a sigh.]

Draxum: Everyone at this table shares a common enemy. We are here to destroy those Teenage Mutant Ninja Tu-

[He gets interrupted by someone slurping the lemonade.]

Draxum: We are- If everyone- Okay, now. Now I brought you here.. Enough! I brought you all here because the turtles, my creations..

Todd: Love those guys!

Draxum: ....are ruining my plans for yokai kind to reclaim our place on the surface! With your help, we can take them out and you can be free and finally become everything I so badly want you to be! Now who’s with me?

Warren: Excuse me. I, Warren Stone, former anchorman and their official greatest foe, have a few questions. Before this ghoulish gang-

Draxum: I’m sorry. Who are you again?

Huginn: I have no idea.

Draxum: Why is one of your fists so big?

Muninn: Why is one of your fists so big?!

[A bellhop enters]

Man: Excuse me, sir, there’s been a slight problem with your credit card. It’s uh...a cocoon

[Warren fires the gauntlet, making the man run away.]

Draxum: Impressive.

Meat Sweats: Small query. How do you know so much about all of us and why do you keep saying you created the turtles?

Draxum: I...

Huginn: Glad you asked.

Muninn: We'll take it from here, boss.

[A musical number starts.]

Huginn: [singing] He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist, He's mutated things from vegetable animal to cyclist

Muninn: [singing] We want those little turtles to crush them with our iron fist From Brooklyn to the bowery, he'll grind them into nothing mist.

Huginn: As a boss, he is extremely caring and at times

Muninn: Yet all the do is treat him as their classic villain antagonist

Both: Our evil friends here today he has some exciting news! Exciting news. Was thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze.

Rest of the villains: Was thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze. Was thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze.

Huginn: At the Battle Nexus Draxum found himself the perfect human fighter. He was the greatest champion; his abs were no longer tighter.

Muninn: Mutating him was going to me nothing short of powerful with warriors made from him the Baron would be so powerful

All except Draxum: Mutating him was going to me nothing short of powerful with warriors made from him the Baron would be so powerful

Muninn: Their rejection of him is nothing short of blasphemous

Huginn: In several social circles he is viewed as simply [CRASH!] Fabulous..

Draxum: Fine, I guess I'll give them what they want. [singing] After I gave their turtles life, my lab was set on fire and destroyed by a cheesy action hero whose movies I don't enjoy. So I presumed them lost and therefore I had all but given up, only to discover weeks ago that they in fact had not burned up Now that you know their origins, It's time for us to make our plant. And yes. We'll need the skills of everyone including Anchorman.

All except Warren: We'll need the skills of everyone including Anchorman.

Draxum: Now my friends the time is here we mutants come together for stand. Let's put a close on the first meeting of our merry little band. So join me in ending them, our greatest foes, for I insist I am a very model of a warring warrior scientist!

All: So join him in ending them, our greatest foe for he insists, He is a very model of a warring warrior scientist!

Draxum: Now, for some unnecessary but highly destructive violence. My Evil League of Mutants!

[Later that night under the red sky. The turtle brothers glumly jump past over the white moon and land on the rooftop. Donnie lets out a sigh while Leo is on his phone and Mikey slumps.]

Raph: Cowa bummer.. I can’t believe he grounded us.

Mikey: I can’t believe you guys snuck out, and I had to come just to keep an eye on us.

Donnie: Don’t worry. I’ve taken care of everything.

Mikey: Ohmigosh. Check this out.

[Below, the Lieutenant and his origami soldier are robbing a store.]

Foot Lieutenant: The TVs are accounted for. And not a Turtle in sight. Let’s roll.

[With a knock on the truck, they got on and drove off.]

Raph: This Is our chance to get our train on! We don’t have any weapons.

Leo: If we can’t beat crab men with weapons, how would we beat these guys without them?

Mikey: I can’t put a smile on this crumb sandwich. What hope do we have?

Donnie: Why can’t something just fly out of the sky and solve all of our problems?

[Some paper is blown onto their faces.]

Raph: What’s this?

Mikey: Magicsaurus?

Donnie: First robot dinosaur magician?

Leo: One show only.

Raph: Tonight in...

All: New Jersey.

Raph: Free pizza? This is the kind of mindless entertainment we need, to forget how Splinter grounded us.

[We cut to New Jersey.]

Leo: Are you sure we're in the right place?

Raph: The flier said it was in New Jersey. Welcome to New Jersey, turtles.

Donnie: That's oddly specific.

[Raph pulled the door of the warehouse.]

Leo: Okay.

Mikey: We’re sure showing pops. Haha!

[They begin to step inside.]

MIkey: Sneaking out and chilling in a fun totally not scary....pitch black warehouse.

[The doors slammed shut, making Mikey jump and land on Raph.]

Raph: Wow. Ambience.

Draxum: Well, well, well, we meet again.

Leo: Where’s that voice coming from? Wait, wait, don’t tell me.

[The lights on the stage came on, revealing Draxum.]

Draxum: You all entered. But none of you will exit. Welcome to your worst nightmare!

Raph: Baron Draxum?

Mikey: Oh yeah! Go go go hey! Magicsaurus, Magicsaurus.

Leo: Wait a second.. This guy’s warrior scientist and a magician? Talk about triple threat.

Muninn: Boss, you didn’t tell us you could do magic.

Huginn: Can you turn Muninn into a bunny?

Draxum: Silence! The magic was a trick! This is a trap!

[The curtain fully opened to reveal the Evil League of Mutants.]

Warren: Breaking news, Your toast!

Meat Sweats: Liver toast.

Sando bros: Crunch crunch crunch!

Hypno: As an actual magician, I’m offended by this charade.

Repo: I’m about to repo your lives.

Leo: This is why you never go to New Jersey.

Draxum: One last chance children. If you join me, I can teach you how to maximize your potential, be all you can be. Live up to fate you were born as mutants. What’s your answer?

Leo: You threw me off a roof!

Draxum: So that’s a no joining me then. Fine. You rejected me for the last time. Now your story ends.

Donnie: Wait a minute, is that Todd?

Todd: Hey, how do you like my new friends? They are so serious, I'm like what and they're like ahhh and I'm like-

Draxum: Enough. Now the story ends! Attack!

Mutanimals: Abracapow! Time to pay the payment! Turtle bones!

[The Mutants started to attack the turtles. A massive explosion burst and the turtles crashed into a fish market.]

Mikey: Do you think Splinter's gonna be mad that we didn’t listen to them?

Leo: Dad was right and we were so mean to him.

Mikey: It was a pleasure serving with you guys.

Donnie: Do you smell that?

Leo: Is it Raph’s facing impossible odds stink?

Donnie: No, it's...

Raph: Ladders!  It’s the fish market ladder factory we never knew we always wanted!

Leo: WWLJD What would Lou Jitsu!

Donnie: Splinter’s training really did have a purpose. MIkey:I guess dad was right.

Raph: Let’s make him proud, guys.

Meat Sweats: Time to make turtle soup!

[The turtles charge forward, holding the ladders as weapons. Donnie spun his ladder around and spins towards fish underneath, causing them to fly and trip the Sando brothers. Meat Sweats swung his mallet and Raph knocked it away, catching the mallet.]

Meat Sweats: That’s too much flavor.

[Raph knocks the mallet out and trips Meat Sweats.]

Raph: Who needs mystic weapons...

Leo: When you got fish and ladders!

[Leo started to punch the Sando brothers as Donnie and Mikey attacked Hypno and Repo.]

Warren: Huzzah! I am  Warren Stone, your greatest foe and-

[Mikey stepped on Warren and slipped on the floor. Repo flinged his claw and Mikey kicked the mantis by sweeping his leg, trapping the bug's leg. He slammed it down, sending Repo flying. Hypno throws his rings at Donnie but he dodges and uses the ladder as a shield. He climbed up the ladder and grabbed another one.]

Hypno: Back to razor rings! Oh, that’s magic.

[Leo was being chased by the grabs and grabbed two swordfish and used them as a sword.]

Leo: Catch of the day swordfish!

[He hits the crabs, and spins into the air.]

Carl: Uh oh.

[Carl sinks into the hole.]

Draxum: What is happening? How are they so good with fish and ladders?

All: Hot soup!

Draxum: Hot Soup? Lou Jitsu? It can’t be…

Raph: Laddering like a boss!

[The mutants get defeated and a glint of smoke comes from them. Draxum shields his eyes as he stares in amazement.]

All: Lou Jitsu!

Raph: Now that your minions are done, let’s tango, you sheep looking-

Draxum: Where did you learn to fight like that?

Raph: Oh, only from the greatest action film star in history.

All: Lou Jitsu!

Draxum: How could you morons possibly know Lou Jitsu?

Mikey: His movies! Are you a fan, too?

Draxum: NO! I know Lou Jitsu! He was the greatest warrior in the Battle Nexus! His human DNA, combined with my ooze, gave you life.

Raph: Say what? We have Lou Jitsu DNA?

Mikey: [gasp] You mean…?

Leo: Cowa..boy.. Am I speechless.

Donnie: Of course. It all makes sense. So cool...

Draxum: Yes! This is what I;ve been trying to tell you. You’re destined for so much more, all of you.

[Raph slowly gets up.]

Raph: Omigosh. Lou Jitsu's our dad.

[Draxum was very confused now.]

Draxum: Huh?

Mikey: Wow. Leo, you kinda look like Lou Jitsu!

Leo: I always knew I felt famous.

Raph: Guys guys! Do I look like Lou Jitsu?

Mikey: I totally see the resemblance!

Leo: Yep, I see it too, yup.

Donnie: Our connection of Lou Jitsu is not only emotional, it’s biological!

[Annoyed, purple vines lift Draxum in the air.]

Draxum: Enough! If you four cannot see the true mech of your potential, then I have no further use to you. What the?!

[A pink portal appears above and he was sucked right in.]

Raph: Wait! We have so many questions!

[But Draxum was already gone.]

Raph: Leo!

Leo: I swear to pizza supreme in the sky that wasn’t me. I don’t even have my sword.

Mikey: Well, if it wasn’t you then who was it?

[In the alley, Draxum landed safely on the ground.]

Draxum: What’s going on?

Foot Brute: This the sheep guy?

Foot Lieutenant: Be cool. He’s a warring warrior scientist.

Foot Brute: Sweet triple threat.

Draxum: I will end both of you.

Foot Lieutenant: Easy, easy. I think we just might share some of the same goals. Like getting rid of those pesky turtles.

Draxum: I’m listening.

[Draxum began to enter the van as it drove off. In the lair, all the turtles land safely except Leo who crashed to the ground.]

Leo: [weakly] Land safely.

Donnie: Hey, what’s Pop’s chair doing-

[Turtles yell.]

Splinter: Where have you been? I was worried! Didn’t I ground you?

Leo: Yeah, and you took away our weapons.

Raph: We’re really sorry. And we learned a really important big secret today, alright? We-

Splinter: Me first. Being a single parent is..what I wanted to... I did not mean to lose my temper earlier.  it is just that sometimes as a father-

Leo: I can’t let you finish that awkward parenting speech when Lou Jitsu is our father! Boom! Mind splosion.

Splinter: Who told you? I mean how did you-

Donnie: What Leo means Lou Jitsu is our human DNA.

Splinter: Well then I guess you know that I am in fact-

Leo: We know this is a lot to take in, but we just want you to know.

Mikey: That regardless of where our DNA is from, you’re still our dad.

Raph: And we’re sorry we didn't listen to you, dad.

Donnie: Yeah, what they said.

Splinter: My sons.

Raph: Group hug!

Mikey: I wonder where Lou Jitsu is now.

Leo: Whenever he is, I bet he’s being awesome.

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