[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[The episode begins on a city street. Michelangelo pops up from inside a trash can. He speaks in a near whisper.]
Michelangelo "Everything's cool in this direction, dudes."
[Donatello lifts a manhole cover in the middle of the street.]
Donatello "It's all quiet here, too."
[He speaks in a low voice. In an alley, Leonardo hides beside a dumpster. He looks up and calls out in a whisper.]
Leonardo "Ready, Raphael?"
[Raphael hops down from the rooftop of Vic’s Video store onto the ledge above the entrance. He is wearing a disguise and pulls on a human face mask. He also speaks in a whisper.]
Raphael "How come I always get the difficult stuff?"
[A man walks down the street and towards the entrance to the store.]
Michelangelo "Here he comes, compadres."
[Vic turns the sign from closed to open. Then a large group of people come running down the sidewalk towards the store.]
Donatello "Uh, guys, it's going down now!"
[He ducks down quickly and the mob tramps over the manhole cover. They race past Michelangelo and spin his trash can around.]
Michelangelo "Whoa! Ahh! Whoa!"
Leonardo "Now, Raphael!"
[Raphael swings down from the roof and into the store. He races to the counter, reaching it just ahead of the mob.]
Raphael "All right! I'm first in line!"
Vic "Well, what do you wanna rent?"
Raphael "Snow White and the Seven Samurai."
Vic "That's our only copy."
[The crowd verbalizes their discontent.]
Crowd "Aw! Man! Come on!"
Raphael "Boy, you have to get up early if you want the latest releases."
[Cut to a television talk show called “Vernon” on Channel 6. April and Irma watch from a control station.]
Woman "I was picking up my little Johnny for wrestling class. We live in a quiet neighborhood. Then I saw him. He was coming straight toward me."
[Scene of a boy on a skateboard, then to Vernon.]
April O’Neil "I don't get it, Irma. How come Vernon gets his own talk show?"
Irma "Because he's controversial, April."
Vernon "Welcome again to ‘Vernon’. Today's controversial topic: Did Elvis invent the video game?"
Irma "I guess you'll just have to dig up something controversial, April."
[A door opens behind them.]
Burne Thompson "You're darn right, you will. The happy hour news ratings have gone down the tubes, while Vernon's show is our biggest hit. Now, go dig me up a hot story, or you'll be back covering fashion shows."
April "I'll get him a hot story, all right."
[She and Irma walk down a hallway. A door opens in front of them.]
Vernon "Well, if it isn't Channel 6’s biggest future fashion reporter."
April "Oh, give it a rest, Vernon."
Vernon "Why, you... Wait 'til Burne hears how you spoke to me."
Irma "Come on, April. Forget it."
[A female fan approaches Vernon.]
Fangirl "Gee, Mr. Vernon. Can I have your autograph?"
Vernon "Why, certainly."
Irma "Gee, success sure has gone to Vernon's head."
April "Why not? There's so much empty space in there."
Irma "So, where are you gonna get a story?"
April "I don't know. Shredder hasn't tried to conquer the world lately. He was always good for a hot scoop."
[Cut to the Technodrome on the volcanic asteroid inside Dimension X.]
Krang "I can't stand being stuck in this desolate wasteland."
Rocksteady "Uh, gee, I think it's pretty."
Krang "Who asked you, you pig-headed pea brain? Shredder, isn't any of our communications equipment working?"
Shredder "Only the trans-dimensional communicator to planet Earth, which is exactly what I need."
Krang "Oh, but my soldiers are all here somewhere in Dimension X."
Shredder "True, Krang, but the turtles are on Earth."
Krang "Don't tell me you're still determined to get revenge against those green brats, Shredder. There are more important—"
Shredder "Nothing is more important than my vengeance against the turtles, who dishonored me."
[The turtles have returned to their lair.]
Raphael "Boy, after all the trouble we went to, this movie had better be good."
Michelangelo "Relax, dude.
I hear it's the greatest martial arts action fairy tale ever made."
[He starts the film.]
I hear it's the greatest martial arts action fairy tale ever made."
[Balancing a bowl of popcorn on his and Donatello’s thighs, Leonardo sighs.]
Leonardo "It seems like all we ever do anymore is rent movies."
Donatello "Of course, Leonardo. With Shredder trapped in Dimension X, we've got a lot of spare leisure time."
[The movie begins.]
Announcer "Irving Q. Nakamura Productions presents: Snow White and the Seven Samurai. Starring—"
[Suddenly an image of Shredder fills the screen.]
Donatello "I didn't know Shredder was in this movie."
Shredder "Greetings, accursed turtles."
Leonardo "He's not. He must be jamming the TV screen somehow."
Shredder "I have a proposition for you."
[The Shredder also shows up on the monitors in the Channel 6 control room.]
April "What the heck?"
Shredder "You meet me in an hour at the Southside Dump and I'll be waiting to kick your shells in!"
April "There's our story!"
Irma "We gotta get a crew."
April "No! I don't want Vernon catching on to this. We'll go alone."
Irma "You mean I get to help you?"
[Vernon sits in his palatial dressing room and watches the broadcast as well.]
Shredder "I'm more eager than ever to do you web-footed wimps in."
Vernon "I'll get right down to the Southside Dump and scoop April. I love media journalism. It makes me feel so macho."
Shredder "Remember, turtles. You have one hour to meet me there."
[Inside Dimension X, the Neutrinos zip around in their starcruisers and see Shredder’s challenge on their monitors.]
Zak "It's not coming from Earth, cats and kitties."
Kala "You mean, it's coming from here in Dimension X?"
Zak "Yeah, sounds like old Shredder's gonna make trouble for those swingin' turtles."
Kala "We gotta help them. We Neutrinos never let down a pal."
Dask "Hey, Zak. Can you get a fix on the source of the transmission?"
Zak "Roger, Daddy-o. Neutrinos, let's rock and roll!"
[Back at the lair, the turtles watch the end of the transmission.]
Shredder "Remember, the Southside Dump. One hour. Be there."
Raphael "Man, I don't get it. We blew that guy into Dimension X."
Leonardo "What do you think, Master Splinter?"
Splinter "It's obviously a trap of some sort. Shredder himself said as much."
Donatello "And we're gonna just walk right into it? We need a plan."
Raphael "I've got it! Let's not show up."
Donatello "No, we can't do that. It would be extremely un-turtle-like."
Raphael "Yeah, but it would be smart."
Michelangelo "No way, we've gotta go, dudes. Even if it is a trap, we've gotta know what old Shred head's up to."
Leonardo "Michelangelo's right. We'll go."
Splinter "Be careful, my sons."
Raphael "Oh, and if we're not back in three weeks, cancel my subscription to Turtle's Home Companion."
[In the Technodrome, Krang insists on answers.]
Krang "How in the universe do you expect to take on the turtles? The dimensional portal isn't even working."
Shredder "Ah, but the dimensional teleporter is. We once used this device to bring Foot soldiers to Earth. Now it will bring the turtles to Dimension X."
Krang "You're going to bring the turtles here?"
Shredder "Of course. So that Bebop, Rocksteady, and I can dispense with them."
Rocksteady "Oh, goody. And then we can get rid of 'em, too."
Krang "Morons. I'm surrounded by morons."
[The turtles arrive at the dump.]
Donatello "Yech. Why couldn't Shredder have set his trap in a cleaner place?"
Raphael "Well, when he shows up to destroy us, you can ask him."
[April and Irma watch from atop a stack of cars. April is filming the turtles.]
Irma "There they are."
Leonardo "Stay alert, everyone. We don't know where it'll come from."
[They are startled at finding Vernon standing in front of them with his camera.]
Turtles "Oh!"
Vernon "This is Vernon with an exclusive interview with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Tell me, will the city's new "Clean Up the Sewers" program have a major impact on your lifestyle?"
Raphael "I'm gonna have a major impact on your lifestyle if you don't clear outta here!"
Donatello "Vernon, this is dangerous. Beat it."
Vernon "Show some respect for the media, will you?"
[A whirlwind comes up behind Vernon. He doesn’t see it.]
Michelangelo "Uh, Vernon."
Donatello "I hate to mention this, but there's a huge, glowing whirlwind right behind you."
Vernon "Oh, please. Don't give me that old huge, glowing whirlwind routine. I'm here to get a story."
[The whirlwind picks up Vernon and spins him around.]
Raphael "I got news for ya, Vern. You're the story."
Vernon "Ohh!"
Leonardo "I'd say Vernon's interview just got canceled."
[The turtles run from the whirlwind and dive to grab hold of things to keep from getting picked up by the wind.]
Raphael "Yeah, and we're next."
Donatello "So that's Shredder's plan."
Raphael "What's Shredder's plan?"
Donatello "That thing must be some kind of dimensional transporter. He's trying to drag us into Dimension X."
Raphael "Huh, with a tornado? You sure he's not trying to drag us to Oz?"
[April and Irma are also hanging on to things as the whirlwind tries to pick them up.]
Irma "Ahh!"
April "Hang on, Irma!"
Irma "I--I can't!"
[Both women lose their hold and are pulled into the whirlwind.]
Both "Ahh! Whoa!"
Leonardo "It's April and Irma."
Raphael "Where'd they come from?"
Michelangelo "I don't know, but I'm following 'em. Kowabunga, dude!"
[The old tire he’s clinging to breaks off and he’s swept away.]
Raphael "Michelangelo! Whoa!"
[The wind breaks Raphael’s car off and he too is pulled into the whirlwind.]
Donatello "Raphael! They're gone."
[The whirlwind opens inside the Technodrome. Raphael and Michelangelo are dumped next to Vernon, April, and Irma.]
Michelangelo/Raphael "Whoa!"
[On Earth, the whirlwind diminishes to nothing and Leonardo and Donatello drop to the ground.]
Donatello/Leonardo "Uhh!"
[Shredder realizes his trap isn’t fully sprung.]
Shredder "Oh, and I still had two turtles to go."
[Back on Earth, Leonardo tries to come up with a plan.]
Leonardo "Donatello, is that trans-dimensional portal of yours still working?"
Donatello "It never worked."
Leonardo "It's got to work. It's their only ticket home."
[They race off. In the Technodrome, Shredder and his mutant sidekicks are distracted by the junk that came through the portal with their captives.]
Michelangelo "Come on, let's boogie."
Shredder "After them, you fools!"
Bebop "Right, boss."
[The two turtles and their three human pals race through the Technodrome’s corridors.]
Michelangelo "Come on, you guys. Let's get the lead out."
April "Where are we?"
Michelangelo "In the Technodrome. In Dimension X."
April "Whoa, what a story."
Vernon "You're not gonna scoop me, April. I'll show you who's the best news hound."
April "Ha! Some news hound. You couldn't even hang onto your own camera."
Michelangelo "Over here, gang.
Kowabu-u-u-u-unga!"
[They climb out a window and slide down a rope.]
Kowabu-u-u-u-unga!"
[When they reach the ground, Michelangelo yanks on the rope and it falls. They all start running again.]
Raphael "Well, that was easy.
I've gotta stop saying things like that."
[Lasers from the Technodrome fire at them.]
I've gotta stop saying things like that."
[Rocksteady and Bebop give chase, shooting at the group with their stun lasers.]
April "Get to cover!"
Raphael "What cover?"
Vernon "What are we going to do? They're going to get us. I just know it."
Raphael "Maybe if everyone who believes in fairies will clap their hands, we'll be miraculously rescued."
[Suddenly the starcruisers drop out of the sky and land next to them.]
Michelangelo "The Neutrinos!"
Raphael "What'd I tell ya?"
Dask "Climb in, hep cats."
[Raphael and Michelangelo climb in with Dask and Kala. April, Irma, and Vernon get in the starcruiser with Zak.]
Michelangelo "Dudes, are we glad to see you."
[The starcruisers take off, zipping around to buzz Rocksteady and Bebop, who duck.]
Rocksteady "Wait! Come back with our turtles!"
April "This is incredible!"
Vernon "But it's my story, April."
[He yanks the camera out of her hands. She quickly takes it back.]
April "Get your own camera, Vernon."
Raphael "Hey, you guys don't have a trans-dimensional portal, do ya?"
Dask "Nah, I can't afford one on my crummy allowance. Look, I hate to tell you, hep cats, but the only portal I know of is right over there."
Raphael "You mean, we're going to have to break back into the Technodrome and use Shredder's portal?"
Dask "That's the story, morning glory."
Raphael "Maybe I could learn to like it here."
[Donatello and Leonardo have returned to the lair. Donatello’s portable portal generator is sparking.]
Donatello "Oh, this thing needs a whole new power transformer."
Splinter "Perhaps you can borrow one at Channel 6."
Leonardo "With April gone, that's gonna be tough."
Splinter "It's our only hope. It's their only hope."
[The starcruisers arrive back at the Technodrome and stop in mid-air outside of the hull.]
Michelangelo "Okay, so, like, now what?"
Zak "Hey, Daddy-o. These are the coolest vehicles in the known universe."
[The hood on his starcruiser opens and three tools pop out to cut an opening in the hull. The starcruisers enter the Technodrome. At the Channel 6 news building, Mr. Thompson talks on the telephone.]
Thompson "You mean, you haven't heard from Vernon all day? April, too? That's just great great, great, great.
We're gonna have a ratings nosedive if those two don't turn up."
[He hangs up.]
We're gonna have a ratings nosedive if those two don't turn up."
Maintenance Worker "Throw out all that old junk. It's being replaced with new junk. Oh, wait. Break time."
[The two workers leave their cart of junk in the hall and walk off. Wearing the disguises, complete with their human rubber mask faces, Leonardo and Donatello run over to the cart.]
Donatello "Talk about a lucky break. There's just gotta be a transformer in here somewhere. Gee, I wonder what Raphael and Michelangelo are doing right now."
[Back at the Technodrome, the group has left the starcruisers and are running through a corridor.]
Raphael "I bet Donatello and Leonardo are wondering what we're doing right now."
Michelangelo "Keep moving, dude. We gotta find that portal."
Zak "If we have to, we'll search this whole pad, dad."
Raphael "I think maybe it's in here.
I think maybe I'm wrong."
[They enter a garage like room.]
I think maybe I'm wrong."
[Shredder greets them while Rocksteady and Bebop hold the group at blaster point.]
Shredder "Well, well. Bebop, Rocksteady, show our guests some old-fashioned ninja hospitality."
[The theme song plays as the two mutants start firing. The three humans run for hiding spots. Raphael pulls the lid off of a canister and throws it, knocking the blaster out of Bebop’s hands. Michelangelo throws his nunchaku and does the same to the blaster that Rocksteady is holding.]
Bebop "Hey!"
Rocksteady "Our blasters."
[Raphael swings from a cable and kicks both the mutants.]
Raphael "Kowabunga and all that jazz!"
Bebop "Whoa!"
Rocksteady "Ow!"
Michelangelo "Heads up, Shred head."
[He hits Shredder in the face with oil.]
Shredder "Ahh!"
Michelangelo "This'll keep you from rusting, chrome dome."
April "What a story. What a story!"
[Vernon rips the camera from her hands.]
Raphael "Ha ha! You guys couldn't hit me with—
--uh, a rubber tire.
Did you ever have that run-down feeling?"
[He sees Rocksteady and Bebop roll a huge tire at him.]
--uh, a rubber tire.
[The tire flattens him.]
Did you ever have that run-down feeling?"
April "Vernon, come back with my camera!"
Irma "I don't see him anywhere, April."
[Vernon climbs into a small spacecraft and takes off. Raphael discovers a large washing machine.]
Raphael "Laundr-o-matic computerized clothes-washing system."
[He opens the door. Meanwhile, Michelangelo has flooded the floor all around Shredder with oil.]
Shredder "Come down and fight, you web-footed freak."
[He tries to walk but starts slipping. Bebop and Rocksteady try to help him and all three start slipping and sliding around.]
Villains "Whoa! Hey!"
[Raphael and Michelangelo skate on the oil with ease and rush the three villains.]
Michelangelo "Kowabunga!"
[The turtles shove the villains into the washing machine.]
Villains "No!"
Raphael "Now, let's see. Rinse. Spin. Ah-ha! Super wash."
Michelangelo "Whoa, that'll clean up their act."
Raphael "Yeah, wait'll they hit the fluff dry cycle."
[They are joined by the Neutrinos and April and Irma.]
Michelangelo "Come on, little dudes. Let's find that portal."
[Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady fall a long way into a vat of water in the washing machine.]
Villains "Ahh!"
[The agitator starts moving, churning the water. The three villains cough and gurgle.]
Shredder "Get me out of here, you morons!"
[Vernon, in the stolen spacecraft, leaves the Technodrome.]
Vernon "Somewhere on this forsaken planet, there's got to be a really controversial story."
[Inside the Technodrome, the gang has found the portal, but it’s covered in the junk that was transported with them.]
Michelangelo "This thing's, like, totally shot."
Kala "And the big portal screen's not working either."
Raphael "Aw, swell. Now we're really stuck."
April "Uh, guys, I think you should know—"
Zak "Dig this, cats. The trans-dimensional radio still works."
Michelangelo "Set it to the turtle frequency, dude."
[The radio screen comes on to show the inside of the lair.]
Leonardo "Oh, am I glad to see you. Donatello's just gotten our portal working."
April "Uh, guys—"
Raphael "Not now, April."
Donatello "Okay, I'm ready to bring you home."
Michelangelo "All right! Here we come. All five of us."
April "Four of us."
All "Huh?"
April "That's what I've been trying to tell you. Vernon's disappeared."
Raphael "Yeah, well, it would serve him right if we just left him here."
April "Yeah! No. We can't leave him here."
Irma "Besides, he's got April's minicam. With all her footage in it."
Michelangelo "She's right, dudes. You're just gonna have to wait 'til we find him."
Donatello "Well, we can hold out. But I don't know about the portal."
[He looks back at the sparks coming off the portal. Coughing and spluttering, Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady approach Krang.]
Krang "Where the devil have you been?"
Shredder "Don't ask."
Bebop "Uh, we was getting squeaky clean."
Rocksteady "And springtime fresh."
Bebop "And shiny bright."
Rocksteady "And—"
Krang "Enough! While you idiots have been bathing, I found out something really important. This is no ordinary mountain we're stuck on. It's a volcano. A series of precisely-placed explosive charges could create an eruption, and blast the Technodrome loose."
Shredder "Very well, I'll find the turtles while—"
Krang "Oh, you've done enough bungling today. The turtles are loose. The place is crawling with reporters. You even managed to get those bratty Neutrinos involved. Bebop and Rocksteady will find the turtles while you mine the crater, under my personal supervision."
[The starcruisers fly through the Technodrome in search of Vernon.]
Kala "There's no sign of that square anywhere."
Dask "Yeah, Vernon must've split the Technodrome."
April "He probably went looking for a story."
[They fly out of the Technodrome.]
Raphael "Oh, like this one wasn't big enough."
Zak "There's only one hot spot on this squaresville planetoid. The Blastorama Pleasuredome."
[They pull up to a domed structure.]
Dask "This is it, cats and kittens."
[Inside, all manner of aliens crowd around tables. Vernon roams around with the camera.]
Vernon "I've gone to the ends of the universe to find a controversial story. Alien singles bars: The new trend? Excuse me, sir. Do you feel that this is a good place to find dates?"
Angry Alien "No, we feel it's a good place to get into fights."
[He picks Vernon up and tosses him into an arena.]
Vernon "Ohh! Noo! What is this?"
Angry Alien "The Smasherino Arena. It's where we come to work off tension after a hard day at the plutonium mines. By fighting."
[Vernon backs against a wall.]
Vernon "Time out.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses."
[He grabs two drink mugs and holds them in front of him.]
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses."
[The alien grabs him by the shirt front and lifts him.]
Angry Alien "Cut the funny stuff and fight!"
Raphael "Hey, you big creep! Put down that...little creep!"
Michelangelo "Yeah, that little creep's our friend. Sort of."
Vernon "Oh, please. Ahh!"
[April finds the camera where Vernon had dropped it and she retrieves it.]
Angry Alien "Oh, you want him, huh? Well, you're gonna have to fight for him."
Raphael "Well, that suits me fine."
[He throws his sai and knocks the mallet out of the blue alien’s hands. The Angry Alien drops Vernon and flies at the turtles, his mace swinging. He tries to hit Raphael, but the turtle leaps aside.]
Dask "Maybe we should help those hep cats out."
[A rope is thrown and lassos the entire group.]
All "Ahh!"
Bebop "Some roundup, eh, partner?"
[Raphael chooses a blaster from the wall of weapons and fires it. The only thing that comes out it a glove on a spring.]
Raphael "Somebody around here's got a sick sense of humor."
[The Angry Alien produces a laser feather sword and proceeds to tickle Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, please! Stop! Stop, dude! Please!"
[Bebop and Rocksteady fly away from the Pleasuredome with their captives.]
Rocksteady "I can't help feeling we forgot something somehow."
Irma "That's right. You forgot the t—"
April "Quiet, Irma!"
[Inside the arena, both aliens rush Raphael. He climbs on a device that looks like a pogo-stick.]
Angry Alien "Get him!"
Raphael "I hope this thing works."
[It blasts off and the aliens crash into each other.]
Aliens "Uhh!"
[The rocket pogo stick shoots straight through the dome’s roof. It loses power and Raphael crashes into the arena.]
Raphael "Yow! Yep, it works. That's it. Super power.
Hey, guys! Catch!"
[He adjusts the dial. The aliens grab Michelangelo.]
Hey, guys! Catch!"
[He throws the pogo stick at them and they drop Michelangelo in order to catch it. The pogo stick blasts off and carries them up through the domed ceiling.]
Both "Oh, no!"
Vernon "What a pair of suckers."
Raphael "Hey, where'd our gang go?"
Michelangelo "They're gone. But their starmobiles are still here."
Vernon "Shredder's goons grabbed them. And me, without my video camera.
Let's hurry. April stole my story."
[They climb into the starcruisers and blast off.]
Let's hurry. April stole my story."
Raphael "Oh, can it, Vernon. Or I'll go back and give those aliens your home address."
[The Neutrinos, April, and Irma are tied up inside the volcano.]
Shredder "I don't believe it. How could you possibly forget the turtles?"
Rocksteady "Uh, because we're so smart."
Krang "Give it up, Shredder. When this volcano erupts and blows the Technodrome free, we can easily hunt down the turtles. Meanwhile, we'll just leave these pesky reporters and you insufferable Neutrinos to a molten doom."
[The villains leave the volcano. Donatello reaches out to the other turtles.]
Donatello "Hey, uh, guys. We gotta bring you back now."
Raphael "Huh? How come?"
Donatello "Well, 'cause in about one minute, my portal's gonna blow up!"
Michelangelo "Hey, look!
Whoa, dudes, what's happening?"
[The fly down into the volcano.]
Whoa, dudes, what's happening?"
April "Krang's gonna blow this place up and free the Technodrome."
Kala "If the Technodrome gets loose, it'll mean bad news for everyone in Dimension X."
Donatello "Wrap it up, guys."
[The lair’s portal starts making funny noises.]
Michelangelo "Maybe, if we move these explosives, it'd keep the Technodrome stuck here."
[They shift the explosives to the center of the volcano.]
Raphael "That oughta mess things up nicely."
[The Neutrinos take off in their starcruisers. Michelangelo uses his turtlecom to speak to Donatello.]
Michelangelo "Hit it, Donatello."
Donatello "Here we go."
[He pulls a switch and a portal opens in the volcano. The gang quickly jumps through and all land in the lair.]
Raphael "See, we made it in plenty of time."
[The portal explodes. Back at the Technodrome, Krang prepares to free them from the asteroid.]
Krang "Now, to unleash the power of the volcano and b-b-b-blast us to freedom!"
[He presses the button that sets off the explosives. The blast causes lava to flow over the sides of the volcano.]
Shredder "What the devil?"
Krang "The eruption. It wasn't big enough.
The lava's hardening."
[Lava flows down and surrounds the Technodrome.]
The lava's hardening."
Shredder "You idiot. So much for your great plan. We're more trapped here now than ever. I've gotta get out of this bonehead outfit."
[Cut to the Channel 6 news building.]
Vernon "I, Vernon, am here on the trail of a great story of how one reporter fell into another dimension."
[Mr. Thompson stops watching the video reel to turn to Vernon.]
Thompson "I can't use this footage. It's nothing but pictures of you.
But this, this is good. Good, good, good, good, good. April, you did it. It's the scoop of the century.
And you, I don't wanna ever catch you touching a camera again."
[On another screen is the fight between the Aliens and turtles.]
But this, this is good. Good, good, good, good, good. April, you did it. It's the scoop of the century.
[He looks at Vernon.]
And you, I don't wanna ever catch you touching a camera again."
[Back at the turtles’ lair, the family stands around the remains of the portal device.]
Michelangelo "Well, old Shredder's really stuck in Dimension X this time."
Splinter "Even from another dimension, he was still able to menace you, my sons. I fear we will hear from Shredder again."
Donatello "Yeah, and he'll probably call collect."
[The trans-dimensional radio comes on to show the Neutrinos.]
Dask "Hey, way out hep cats. We didn't get to say goodbye."
Kala "We're gonna miss you crazy turtles."
Michelangelo "Yeah, we'll miss you, too, Kala."
Kala "Don't let anything happen to yourselves.
You're so cute."
[She giggles.]
You're so cute."
Raphael "Gee, thanks."
Michelangelo "She meant me, dude."
Raphael "Oh, come on. I'm much cuter than you are, bud."
Michelangelo "Get off the planet, bud. Everyone knows I'm the cutest turtle."
Donatello "Hey, hey, hey. I'm pretty darn cute myself."
Raphael "What are you talking about cute?"
[They all start talking at once.]
[End Credits]