[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[The episode begins in the turtles’ lair. The turtles are gathered in front of their disguise closet.]
Michelangelo "How about our trench coats, dudes?"
Raphael "Those old things? We always wear those."
Donatello "Eh, too itchy."
[He holds up a rabbit costume.]
Raphael "Who thought those were a good idea?"
[Donatello next holds up a suit.]
Donatello "Hey, we've never worn these."
Raphael "And let's keep it that way."
Donatello "I've always wanted to try them on."
Michelangelo "We can't boogie around the streets without a disguise."
Leonardo "Wait a minute. Why are we going up to the streets?"
Raphael "Yeah. We've watched every video in the rental store."
Michelangelo "And I've used up every weird pizza recipe in the book."
Leonardo "And Shredder's off in Dimension X."
Donatello "Turtles, let's face it; we are stuck in a rut."
Michelangelo "A rut? Dude, we are in a canyon."
Donatello "Somewhere in this vast city there must be something exciting happening."
Raphael "Yeah, but wherever it is, it ain't here."
[Above ground, a large car pulls to a stop in front of a high-end store and gun-toting mobsters get out. They enter the store and the patrons scream and shout.]
Cashier "What is it you want? Shall I empty out the cash register? Open the jewelry case?"
Tony Vivaldi "No. We've come for your cufflinks."
[The patrons all start laughing.]
Cashier "Our cufflinks?"
Vivaldi "Yeah. Now, fork 'em over and no smart tricks."
[He presses the trigger on his weapon and a hose shoots out, breaks the display glass, and begins suctioning up the cuff links. Cut to the Elite apartments. A butler opens a cuff link case for his wealthy employer.]
Wealthy Victim "My cufflinks! They're gone! Even my Captain Equinox cufflinks with the secret decoder!"
[He begins crying. Next, the mobsters race out of the Opera House will filled bags. They start shooting and then hop into their getaway car.]
Wealthy Socialite "Men with loose cuffs in the opera house. It's the social scandal of the season."
[April broadcasts a report on the incidents and the turtles watch her on their TV.]
April O’Neil "It seems no cufflink is safe from these brazen criminals as their crime wave continues unchecked, but I'm going to stay on the trail of these bizarre robberies in order to help make shirts throughout the city safe once more and win several prestigious journalism awards."
Donatello "Boy, is that ever incredible."
Michelangelo "Yeah, April's never won an award before."
Donatello "No, I mean the burglaries. Nobody can figure out what's going on. Cufflinks are vanishing all over the city, but why? What could the robbers possibly want?"
Michelangelo "I know! They want cufflinks!"
Raphael "Could we pretend we've never met?"
Donatello "But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling. It's baffling. It's—"
Raphael "Incredibly stupid!"
Donatello "Yeah, and it's up to us to get to the bottom of it."
Leonardo "Fellow turtles, I think we've found a way out of our rut."
Raphael "That's right. Well-dressed men everywhere are counting on us."
[The turtle all gather around Leonardo as her peruses the newspaper.]
Leonardo "The first thing to do is figure out where the crooks are likely to strike next. Ah-hah! Here's a likely target."
Donatello "Gargantuan toy company to give retirement ceremony for top toy designer. What makes you think they'll strike there?"
Raphael "Hey, genius, whenever they retire a guy, they give him a set of gold cufflinks."
[The turtles put on their dress suits.]
Donatello "Gee, these things are a little tight."
Raphael "And you're the guy who couldn't wait to try them on."
[Michelangelo is putting on a loud, flowered tie.]
Donatello "You can't wear that thing!"
[He removes the tie and Raphael replaces it with a bow tie.]
Michelangelo "Man, is this totally not my style, or what?"
Leonardo "And now, the final touch."
[They pull on their rubber human mask faces.]
Raphael "What every well-dressed turtle is wearing."
Splinter "Why, I have never seen you so well-dressed before."
Michelangelo "We are quite the dapper dudes, aren't we?"
Splinter "Mm, yes. But what are you doing?"
Donatello "Oh, well, you see, Master Splinter, we thought we'd investigate these cufflink robberies."
Splinter "Ah, so that is why you are all dressed up."
Raphael "That's right. Anyone who tries to steal these babies is gonna have to tangle with me.
Can you believe it? And they were the last ones in the shop, too."
[He indicates his turtle head cufflink.]
Can you believe it? And they were the last ones in the shop, too."
[Next scene: people entering the retirement party. Shift to the kitchen and the turtles, climbing up through a large floor drain.]
Raphael "Boy, we get all dressed up, and we can't even get in through the front door."
Michelangelo "Dude, remember? We're crashing this party."
[They find a table and take a seat.]
Donatello "I wonder what's for dinner."
Michelangelo "Whatever it is, I hope it's pizza."
Raphael "In a classy joint like this? It better be."
[A man at the next table is gawking at them and Leonardo addresses him.]
Leonardo "Uh, we're with the Halloween products division."
Retirement Host "Words cannot do justice to the many fine toys that Everett Wagstaff has invented for this company. The Chatty Charmane doll.
“Can I have a new toy, daddy? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Please?” And who could forget the Transfarmers, the robots that turn into barnyard machinery? And of course, the Little Wonder Junior Assault weapon."
[He pulls the string and the doll talks.]
“Can I have a new toy, daddy? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Please?” And who could forget the Transfarmers, the robots that turn into barnyard machinery? And of course, the Little Wonder Junior Assault weapon."
[He pulls the trigger and it fires actual laser blasts. People duck and scream. The turtles run for cover. Suddenly a blast from the seating area hits the Junior Assault weapon and destroys it. Standing there are Tony “The Butcher” Vivaldi and two of his goons.]
Tony Vivaldi "All right, buddy, drop the toy. Okay, you'se guys, we want all of your cufflinks."
Leonardo "The cufflink robbers!"
Donatello "Should we take them now?"
Leonardo "No, we'll get the drop on them on their way out."
Tony "Just hand them over nice and easy, and you'se won't get your shirts ruffled."
[Vivaldi and his goons exit the building carrying bags filled with cufflinks. The turtles are perched on a ledge overlooking the limousine the gang arrived in. When they see the men running towards the car, the turtles remove their masks.]
Leonardo "Take 'em!"
[The turtles leap off the ledge.]
All "Yeah!"
Donatello "You cufflink crooks are about to get collared!
Whoa!"
[Two goons pick him up and fling him at the other turtles.]
Whoa!"
[Donatello hits his brothers and knocks them all down.]
Raphael "Hey, what is this? Bowling for Turtles?"
[Vivaldi fires a machine gun at the metal overhang and it falls. The turtles jump aside to avoid getting hit.]
Donatello "Run for it!"
Raphael "Ow! Oof.
Hey, is it me, or is there something familiar about those guys?"
[The car drives off.]
Hey, is it me, or is there something familiar about those guys?"
Leonardo "Those were Big Louie's men."
Michelangelo "Don't tell me that gangster's back in action."
Leonardo "That's right, and we've gotta find out why he's after all those cufflinks."
Raphael "How? Call him up and ask him?"
Leonardo "Nope. We're gonna have to switch sides."
Donatello "But we're the good guys."
Leonardo "The only way to get at the bottom of this is from the top. We're gonna join Big Louie’s mob."
[Cut to an office. On the wall is a monitor. A man in a chair presses a button and Shredder appears on that monitor.]
Big Louie "We still ain't found those cufflinks, Shredder."
Shredder "What? Big Louie, you incompetent chiseler. I must have the cufflinks of Cathay!"
Big Louie "Leave us not lose our cool, Shredder. My men are—"
Shredder "Your men are not doing enough. Get me those cufflinks!"
[The monitor goes black.]
Big Louie "Boy, what a grouch. But how am I gonna find those things?"
Leonardo "How about if we guys take a crack at it?"
[The turtles enter the room. They are dressed in suits, sunglasses, and hats.]
Big Louie "The turtles! You dirty reptiles. It's curtains for you."
Raphael "Relax, Big Louis. We've had it with the hero racket."
Michelangelo "Yeah, we're tired of working for pizza crust."
Donatello "We want in on the real dough."
Leonardo "You see, we want a part of the big time rackets. Like, uh, cufflinks."
Big Louie "Oh, okay. But first you boys gotta do a little job to prove you're on the level."
Leonardo "What job?"
Big Louie "Mayhaps you mugs have heard of a cheap hood named Babyface Cleaver?"
Donatello "You mean Babyface "The Beaver" Cleaver?"
Big Louie "Him and his mob have been giving me trouble on the south side. I want you guys to go up there and put him on ice."
Donatello "Put him on ice?"
Michelangelo "Dude, suddenly I have a feeling we're in way over our shells."
Big Louie "You heard me. I want you to put Babyface "The Beaver" Cleaver and his mob on ice."
[Donatello turns to whisper to the other turtles.]
Donatello "We can't do that. We're the heroes."
Big Louie "What's the matter? Don't tell me you green guys are yellow."
Raphael "We'll put him on ice for ya...
somehow."
[weakly]
somehow."
[They leave the office and are soon walking along a sidewalk outside.]
Raphael "Okay, boys. You heard the big cheese. We gotta get those meatballs."
Michelangelo "Whoa, all this gangster talk is making me hungry."
Donatello "He said we've gotta put Babyface "The Beaver" Cleaver on ice. And that's what we're gonna do."
Leonardo "Look, it's the Beaver's hideout."
Donatello "Oh, you mean that incredibly stylish four-story shopping mall?"
Leonardo "No, I mean that incredibly run-down old warehouse next to the mall."
Michelangelo "How come these gangster dudes always hang out in old abandoned warehouses?"
Raphael "Because there aren't any old, abandoned luxury penthouse suites."
[They enter the warehouse. Baby Face “The Beaver” Cleaver is seated at a desk surrounded by his gang.]
Baby Face Cleaver "Who are you guys? What do you want?"
Leonardo "Big Louie said we should pay you a visit."
Wally Cleaver "Gosh, Beav, what're you gonna do?"
Cleaver "I don't know, Wally. Maybe we should grease these goons. What do you think?"
Wally "Gee, Beav, I'm not sure. We could get into a lot of trouble, and stuff."
Cleaver "Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe we should ask Dad first."
Raphael "Maybe you guys should make up your minds while we're still young."
Cleaver "Oh, okay."
[He and his gang pull out machine guns and start firing at the turtles. Leonardo leaps atop a stack of crates, grabs a rope and swings down at Cleaver. Using his katana, he slices the ends off of Cleaver and Wally’s weapons.]
Cleaver "Hey, no fair, you guys!"
[Raphael throws a sai into a machine gun and it explodes. Donatello blocks gunfire with his bō as he slowly advances on a goon and then smacks the weapon out of the man’s hands.]
Leonardo "We got the toys. Now for the boys."
Cleaver "Ah, gee, Wally. Maybe we better scram."
[They run out of the warehouse, into the street, and into the mall.]
Leonardo "After them!"
[They chase the gang down an escalator as shoppers scream. The turtles tackle the gang on an ice rink and everyone goes sliding. Donatello slides into Leonardo and they both hit a wall.]
Donatello "Whoa!"
Leonardo "Whoa!"
Donatello "That is absolutely the last time I attempt a Dorothy Hammel impression."
[Raphael tries to grab a goon but starts to lose his balance.]
Raphael "Yaaow!"
[Michelangelo grabs onto his arms.]
Michelangelo "Got you, dude!"
[They pair spin around in a circle.]
Raphael "Michelangelo, I have news for you.
Oof! Your figure-eights need work."
[They both hit the wall.]
Oof! Your figure-eights need work."
[Cleaver and his gang drive a Zamboni towards them.]
Donatello "Oh, no, it's a Zamboni machine!"
Michelangelo "No, it's not, dude! It's that thing that smooths out the ice!"
Donatello "A Zamboni machine is the thing that smooths out the ice."
Raphael "Uh, boys, can we argue about this later? We're about to be turned into turtle pancakes!"
Donatello "Look, a little crack in the ice.
Everybody, hit that spot! Now!"
[He draws an X on the spot with his finger.]
Everybody, hit that spot! Now!"
[They all pull their weapons and hit the ice. The crack widens and moves towards the Zamboni. The Zamboni breaks through the ice and is stuck in a hole.]
Raphael "Ha ha! So long, boys. The police will be along in a while to give you a lecture on good manners."
Cleaver "Oh, gee, Wally, maybe those guys don't play fair."
[The turtles return to Big Louie’s hideout.]
Leonardo "We did exactly what you told us, Big Louie. We put the Beaver and his pals on ice. Now, what gives with these cufflinks?"
Big Louie "We're just after one pair: the cufflinks of Cathay."
Raphael "What's so special about Chinese cufflinks?"
Big Louie "Because the Chinese invented explosives thousands of years before anyone else."
Donatello "Yeah. So?"
Big Louie "Well, this one Chinese guy created an explosive so powerful, it could blow up a city!
In order to disguise it, he shaped it to look like a ruby. Centuries later, a munitions expert found it and brought it to this country disguised as one of a pair of cufflinks.
But the cufflinks vanished, and now certain, shall we say "parties," will pay a fortune for them. Now go find them cufflinks."
[Flashback to the creation story.]
In order to disguise it, he shaped it to look like a ruby. Centuries later, a munitions expert found it and brought it to this country disguised as one of a pair of cufflinks.
[Back to present.]
But the cufflinks vanished, and now certain, shall we say "parties," will pay a fortune for them. Now go find them cufflinks."
Raphael "Okay, we know why Big Louie wants the cufflinks. Why don't we just nab him?"
Leonardo "Didn't you hear what he said about a certain party?"
Donatello "We've gotta find out who that certain party is."
Leonardo "Whoever it is, he's bound to be the brains behind this caper."
[Cut to the Technodrome in Dimension X.]
Krang "What do you mean, Big Louie still hasn't found the cufflinks?"
Shredder "We must be patient, Krang. Those cufflinks are bound to turn up."
Bebop "What do you want with fashion accessories, anyway, boss?"
Rocksteady "Ooh, yeah. You'll never get cufflinks to fit on those metal sleeves of yours."
Shredder "You idiots! One of the cufflinks contains enough explosive to blow the Technodrome free from this lava bed."
[Outside, Foot soldiers use pickaxes to chip at the lava.]
Krang "The foot soldiers have been chipping away at it for weeks without putting a dent in it."
Shredder "We must get the Technodrome free and those cufflinks are just the thing to do it."
[Back on Earth, the turtles have taken to the turtle van to continue their search.]
Leonardo "We've got to find that explosive before Big Louie and his mysterious backers do."
Raphael "Yeah; whoever possesses those cufflinks could rule the world! Isn't that just about the silliest thing you've ever heard?"
Michelangelo "But dudes, where do we look for them?"
Donatello "Hey, I've got a hunch. Ever hear of Pietro Calzone?"
Leonardo "The Pizza Tycoon?"
Raphael "Owner of all those Calzone's pizza parlors?"
Michelangelo "Delivery guaranteed within six hours or else your pizza is cold?"
Donatello "Yeah, that's him. I've read somewhere that he's an avid antique collector, especially of cufflinks."
Leonardo "That's right! He's supposed to have the largest collection in the world!"
Donatello "And I'll bet that's where we find the cufflinks of Cathay."
Leonardo "To the Calzone mansion, Michelangelo, and step on it."
[Cut to April and Irma in the Channel 6 news van.]
Irma "April, why are we going to the Calzone mansion?"
April "Because the man's a cufflink freak, and I'm betting that's where the robbers will strike next."
[Tires squeal as she turns a corner. The turtles arrive at the Calzone mansion.]
Michelangelo "I don't like this, dudes."
Raphael "Me neither. I much prefer French Provincial architecture."
Michelangelo "No, I mean breaking and entering. It's totally against the turtle code!"
Donatello "Are you kidding, Michelangelo? The fate of the world is at stake."
Raphael "And besides, we forgot to bring the turtle code book."
Leonardo "Uh, guys, we're not alone."
[April parks the news van behind the turtle van and she and Irma get out.]
Donatello "April, what are you doing here?"
April "I was just about to ask you the same thing."
Raphael "No fair. We asked first."
Irma "April's figured it all out. This is where the crooks are going to strike next."
Raphael "Uh, yeah, I'd say that was a distinct possibility."
Donatello "Uh, there's just one problem, April."
April "What's that?"
Donatello "We're the crooks."
April "You? What do you mean?"
Leonardo "Big Louie is after a cufflink that contains a powerful explosive, and we've gotta get it first."
Donatello "You two had better beat it. This could get dangerous."
Irma "Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they're right, April."
April "No way! We're staying right here. This is news, and we're gonna cover it."
[The turtles toss a turtle line to the top of the brick wall fencing the grounds. They are next seen inside the mansion.]
Michelangelo "Whoa, this is my kind of place.
Whoa! A giant pizza cutter!"
[A giant blade swings down and almost slices him.]
Whoa! A giant pizza cutter!"
[Leonardo slices the blade off the swinging arm.]
Leonardo "Stay on guard. The house is probably loaded with booby traps."
[Three big, heavy trays spin out of a hidden panel in the wall. The turtles duck and the trays embed themselves in the wall.]
Michelangelo "Killer pizza trays? Heavy duty."
Donatello "Boy, this guy's even more hung up on pizza than we are."
Raphael "Yeah, what's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?
Ya! I had to ask."
[The helmet on the suit of armor next to him opens and sprays his face with sauce.]
Ya! I had to ask."
[Down a set of stairs are displays filled with cufflinks.]
Michelangelo "Whoa, dudes, check out all the cufflinks."
Leonardo "Confederate cufflinks."
Donatello "Greek cufflinks."
Raphael "Ancient Egyptian cufflinks?"
Donatello "And the cufflinks of Cathay!"
Leonardo "That's it!"
[Donatello grabs the cufflinks. A voice startles them.]
Big Louie "Not so fast, boys."
[The turn to find Big Louie and his goons pointing machines guns at them.]
Raphael "Big Louie! What are you doing here?"
Big Louie "We just thought we'd drop by to make sure you didn't double cross us.
We got 'em."
[He uses a cell phone.]
We got 'em."
[A trans-dimensional portal opens and Shredder steps out.]
Leonardo "Shredder!"
[Bebop and Rocksteady exit the portal.]
Shredder "I've come for my cufflinks."
Raphael "You always were a slave to fashion, Shredhead."
Shredder "The turtles and the cufflinks, both mine for the taking!"
Rocksteady "Yeah. This is one of those extra-special red letter days."
Raphael "Unless you happen to be a turtle."
Shredder "Give me the cufflinks now!"
Donatello "Nothing doing, chrome for brains.
On the other hand, what's one little old pair of cufflinks, more or less?"
[Guns are cocked.]
On the other hand, what's one little old pair of cufflinks, more or less?"
[Donatello hands the cufflinks to Shredder. A door opens nearby.]
Pietro Calzoni "What in the world's going on here?"
[Everyone points at each other.]
All "They're trying to steal the cufflinks!"
Calzoni "Oh, yeah?"
[He pull a lever. The wall opens and pizza paddles start flinging pizzas at the group. Pizzas hit them in the face.]
Bebop "Ow!"
Shredder "Oh!"
Bebop "Anchovies? Blech."
Big Louie "My best suit! It's ruined."
Shredder "Never mind that. Get those turtles!"
Big Louie "Hey, they're gone!"
[He points to an open window. The turtles jump from a balcony.]
Raphael "I've got a feeling we shoulda used ropes."
Leonardo "Come on! We've gotta get those cufflinks far away from here."
[They jump over the brick wall and into the turtle van, then speed away.]
April "Come on! Something's up!"
[A laser blast forces the iron gates open. Big Louie, his gang, and Shredder and his mutants run out.]
Big Louie "The turtles are getting away."
Shredder "Perhaps, but these two won't."
[He points at April and Irma. Shredder laughs and April screams. Meanwhile, the turtles are racing away from the scene. Donatello peers at the cufflinks, which he’s somehow gotten back, through a microscope.]
Donatello "Only one of the cufflinks is explosive. The other one is just a plain old ordinary ruby."
Leonardo "We're gonna have to figure out some way of destroying it without blowing up the city."
Donatello "We need some place where we can think."
Michelangelo "I know just the spot, dude."
[They end up inside a pizza parlor.]
Raphael "After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?"
Michelangelo "I don't wanna look at it; I just wanna eat it."
Donatello "According to my analysis, the compound in this cufflink is destabilizing. It's not as explosive as it once was."
Leonardo "But Shredder could still analyze the formula and duplicate it."
Donatello "Right. Turtles, we have got to destroy the ruby cufflinks."
[A car drives past and the occupants throw something through the window next to the turtles’ table.]
Donatello "Wow!"
[Donatello opens the package, which contains a minicam and a note.]
Leonardo "It's April's minicam!"
Donatello ""We have the newsgirls. Come to the taffy factory at midnight and bring the bufflinks.""
Michelangelo "Uh-oh. We don't have any bufflinks."
Donatello "They must have run out of C's. They mean the cufflinks."
Raphael "And it's almost midnight now."
Leonardo "That doesn't leave any time to substitute fake cufflinks."
Michelangelo "So, like, what'll we do?"
Leonardo "We'll just have to improvise."
[They race out of the pizza parlor.]
Raphael "Improvise? Against those goons? Is there a script doctor in the house?
Boy, for a taffy factory, this place sure is dark."
[The turtles arrive at the factory.]
Boy, for a taffy factory, this place sure is dark."
Michelangelo "Uh, dudes? Check it out."
Leonardo "April and Irma, about to be dunked in a vat of taffy!"
Donatello "Talk about coming to a sticky end."
April "The turtles!"
Irma "Oh, thanks goodness."
Leonardo "Hang on! We'll save you!"
Shredder "Not until you give me those cufflinks."
Donatello "Freeze, Shreadhead. One of these cufflinks is a dud, but the other one can blow us all to kingdom come, so nobody make any sudden moves, or I might drop it."
Shredder "I want that cufflink, turtle."
Donatello "Then go get it!"
[He throws a cufflink into the vat of taffy.]
Shredder "Argh! Lower them in!"
[Big Louie pulls a lever and the rope holding April and Irma starts to lower them. The women scream.]
Leonardo "Let's take these turkeys."
Raphael "Yi-ha!"
[He throws a sai and hits a lever which makes taffy shoot out of a machine. Donatello’s bō hits the candy making machine. The gang starts shooting and a hole gets blasted in the side of a vat, causing taffy to leak out.]
Irma "Oh, what a way to go."
April "Yeah. My dentist warned me to avoid between meal sweets."
Michelangelo "Cowabunga!"
[He swings down, grabs April and Irma, and sweeps them to safety.]
Irma "Gee, that was a soft landing."
[They are sitting on Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Not for me, it wasn't."
[Wrapped candies begin coming out on a conveyor belt.]
Shredder "The cufflink, it must be in one of those candies. Bebop, Rocksteady, go find it."
Bebop "Boy, this is going to be fun."
[They begin stuffing their mouths with candy. Big Louie and his gang keep shooting.]
Big Louie "You turtles is washed up, you hear me?"
Leonardo "You're gonna need to wash up when we get through with you."
[He swings down and kicks two men into the taffy vat.]
Bebop "This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be."
Big Louie "All right, you dirty reptiles, it's curtains for you, see?"
Raphael "Taste hot taffy, Big Louie."
[He grabs a hose and opens the nozzle to spray taffy on Big Louie and one of his goons. It sticks them to a wall.]
Bebop "Oh! I don't feel so good."
Rocksteady "Yeah, my tummy's starting to hurt.
Hey, I found it!"
[He opens a wrapper.]
Hey, I found it!"
Shredder "Then let's get out of here. Krang, the portal!"
[A portal opens and Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady rush through.]
Donatello "They got away again."
Raphael "So, what else is new?"
[The turtles drive away from the mansion with April and Irma.]
Leonardo "So, which cufflink did Shredder get? The explosive one, or the dud?"
Donatello "Gee, you know? In all the excitement, I'm not sure."
[Cut to the Technodrome.]
Krang "The turtles are far too clever to give you the real cufflink. That's obviously a fake."
Shredder "What do you mean? It's the one they hid in the vat of taffy."
Krang "That doesn't prove diddly. They wanted you to get that one. They would never let the real one out of their possession. They fooled you again."
Shredder "Those repulsive reptiles!"
[He tosses the cufflink. It hits the machine behind him and explodes. The monitor inside the turtle van comes on.]
Shredder "You wretched turtles!"
Leonardo "Huh? Shredder!"
Shredder "How dare you trick me by giving me the explosive cufflink!"
[The screen goes out.]
Leonardo "Trick him by giving him the explosive one?"
Raphael "You know, I think old Shredder has finally flipped his chrome plated lid."
[The turtles have returned to the lair.]
Leonardo "At least we can return this to Pietro Calzone, even though it's just a plain, old ordinary ruby."
Michelangelo "Yeah, it's probably only worth five or six million bucks."
Donatello "Gee, maybe I should clean it up a little before we return it. Hey, I know! I'll try out my new automatic buffing machine."
[He goes into another room.]
Raphael "Uh, Donatello, are you sure that cufflink's not explosive too?"
Donatello "Of course, I'm sure."
[There’s an explosion and Donatello is blown against the wall in the living room.]
Leonardo "Are you okay?"
Michelangelo "What happened, dude?"
Raphael "Don't tell me that cufflink was explosive too?"
Donatello "Uh, no. But I think my automatic buffing machine still has a few bugs in it."
[End Credits]