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[In the sewers, the turtles look down the tunnels as Leo held up a flashlight]
80s Leo: Well, we know the Technodrome is down here somewhere. If we keep looking, we're bound to find it. We just have to keep believing in ourselves.
Leo: I don't think it's gonna be that easy. I don't know what it's like in your world. We have a lot of sewer here.
80s Donnie: I'm getting a really strong Technodrome reading. It's just up ahead.
Donnie: Another dead end.
80s Mikey: Must be all the raw sewage, dude.
[An explosion. Dropping down were multable combat machines.]
April: What the heck?
[A screen appears.]
Krang: Ah, there you are, you repulsive reptiles. Welcome to our little ambush.
80s Shredder: Can they hear us? Is this thing on?
Krang: Yes, it's on, you ninja nincom- Oof!
80s Shredder: Sorry to disappoint, Turtles, but we're too busy with taking over the world! Instead, I hope you appreciate the little party we've arranged for you.
[The screen breaks as Raph threw the sai at it.]
80s Mikey: You see? Cool but rude. I told ya, dudes.
Leo: All right, Turtles. Let's send 'em to the scrap heap.
[In The Technodrome. Rocksteady and Bebop are both forced to clean up the Technodrome.]
80s Shredder: Faster! Faster, you putrid pachyderm.
Krang: You too, you porcine punk. Put some elbow grease into it.
Rocksteady: But, Comrade Shredder, we succeed! We get transmat chip, just like you ask. Why we wax floor, like lowly servants? Bolshevik.
Bebop: Yeah, Boss Man. We should get.. A bonus! Not all this waxing and sweeping and laundry all the time. [Gets knocked by a gourd.]
80s Shredder: Silence, you fools! The transmat chip heist was the only thing you didn't botch, for when you did my laundry, you mixed the lights and darks together! Now my socks are all purple!
[He shows his socks are purple.]
Krang: Again with the socks!? That's enough. You two colossal cretins need to bring me Kraang crystals. With them, we will fully power up the Technodrome, and conquer this puny world!
Bebop: Yeah, uh right-o. Just get some of those dang old Kraang crystals.
Both: Uh-
Rocksteady: Comrade Shredder, where is crystals?
80s Shredder: Fools! Krang, deploy the visual aids.
Krang: My sensors indicate that all the Kraang crystals are located at this address the T.C.R.I Building!
80s Shredder: So there we will strike! But first, that floor won't wax itself. Put your backs into it, you stinking sycophants.
[Later. Bebop and Rocksteady had arrived at TCRI]
Bebop: That's it, G! T.C.R.I and whatnot. Okay, Footbots, do your thing.
[They sneak into TCRI and enter in the elevator.]
Bebop: Yo, Rock.
Rocksteady: Da?
Bebop: You think that Shredder and Krang respect us? Like, we're a real part of the team, right?
Rocksteady: I thinking when we return with Kraang crystal, they will give respect we deserve.
Bebop: Yeah! Yeah, that makes sense. After all, without us, they'd have no transmat chip, no Kraang crystals, no nothin', yo.
Rocksteady: Da, da. True that. Do you want hug?
Bebop: Yeah, okay a quick one, a quick one.
[The elevator arrived but there was nothing there. All of the offices are empty. Bebop tripped over and was met by Leatherhead, and Slash.]
Slash: Well, well, well. Two of them, two of us. Seems like a fair fight.
Mondo: And Mondo Gecko makes three.
Slash: Uh, should still be pretty fair.
Bebop: Since when are Bebop and Rocksteady the kind of chumps who fight fair?
[The ninjas arrive and attack the mutanimals, giving time for them to run. Mondo corners them.]
Mondo: Cowabung- Oof!
[Mondo slammed into the wall as the two goons escape. Bebop and Rocksteady burst into the lab and managed to find the case under the debris.]
Bebop: Big-time, baby. Whoo!
Rocksteady: This the big crime!
[As they run past, Mondo started to call Mikey.]
Mikey: 'Yello?
Mondo: Dude, it's Mondo. Mondo Gecko.
Mikey: Dude! You would not believe the sick robots we're fighting.
Mondo: Mikey, you gotta get to the T.C.R.I Building. Bebop and Rocksteady are jacking Kraang crystals, bro!
Mikey: Whoa. We're on our way, Mondo. Guys, Mondo says we gotta get to T.C.R.I and stop Bebop and Rocksteady!
Donnie: T.C.R.I? That's where all the Kraang technology is being held. Oh, brother. We gotta go! Now!
All: Let's move!
[Back at TCRI.]
Mondo: I got this, dudes!
Bebop: Man, the little guy's got no quit!
[He threw a cable and tied Mondo up., tripping Slash. Leatherhead comforts Rocksteady.]
Rocksteady: I will make of you suitcase!
[They both crashed right outside and landed in the fountain. Rocksteady climbed out of the water as Slash steps in front of him.]
Slash: Let's try this without robots, punks.
Leatherhead: I'll take Rocksteady.
[The case falls down in front of them as Bebop grabbed it.]
Bebop: That's right, baby! Can't stop the Bop!
[Everyone started to tackle the case.]
Slash: Got it!
Bebop: From downtown, baby!
[Bebop tossed a bomb into Leatherheads mouth and explode. Leatherhead coughs as Mondo, with the soldiers arrive at the door.]
Mondo: Get 'em, my EPF bros! Attack!
[the guards start to fire. Shredder arrives]
80 Shredder: Get in, you meandering mutants!
[They escape. Classic Mikey comes out first and helped the others out.]
80s Mikey: Whoa. I was almost roadkill there, dudes. Come on. The coast is clear.
[The rest of the turtles and humans come out.]
Mikey: Leatherhead! Are you okay?
Leatherhead: I am... fine, Michelangelo. Just angry they got away.
Slash: I must have gotten hit harder than I thought. I'm seeing double Turtles here.
Raph: It's a long story. See, these are the Turtles from another dimension... It's a long story.
Donnie: Like Raph said, it's a long story. And if Shredder and Kraang have the Kraang crystals, it's gonna be one with a sad ending.
80s Donnie: They have the transmat chip and the crystals to power it. There's nothing stopping them from opening a portal to Dimension X!
April: Come on. There's got to be something we can do!
80s Leo: Well, they'll have to come to the surface to do it.
Donnie: But when they do, we'll be ready for 'em. I have an idea, a really awesome idea.
80s Mikey: Uh-oh. Your Donnie gets that crazy look too, huh, dude?
[In the Technodrome.]
80s Shredder: Krang! Where are you?
[Krang was wearing a bath towel and holding a shampoo. Bebop and Rocksteady cover their eyes,]
Krang: Sorry, I just got out of the shower. I wanted to look good for this, the final victory!
80s Shredder: [grabs his shampoo bottle] I told you not to use my shampoo! I have to order it special!
Krang: Krang uses whatever shampoo Kraang desires!
Rocksteady :[holding the case] Uh, look! We get shiny crystals of Kraang. Pretty good, da?
[He opens it up to reveal pink crystals]
Krang: Really? Excellent! Give them here, you horned homunculus!
[He takes the crystals and puts them inside. The Technodrome starts to move and power up]
80s Shredder: Yes! We're at 100%.
Krang: Now, to the surface. This is it. We're really going to do it! Whoo-hoo!
[The Technodrome opened up the drill and started to move its way. In the lair]
Raph: I don't get it. Why are we waiting around? We should be doing something.
Leo: Be patient, Raph. The Donnies said they're working on something. We should wait till they're ready.
80s Leo: So weird. In our world, Space Heroes is a live-action show, not a cartoon.
April: Really? Do they disintegrate as many people as they do in the cartoon? Because that would be horrifying.
80s Leo: [scared and shivering] It is.
Donnie: Hey, guys! I got something to show you.
[Donnie shows them the upgraded weapons and vehicles.]
80s Mikey: Whoa! It's a heavy-metal makeover. Totally righteous, Donatello.
80s Donnie: And with this kind of firepower, we can deal with Krang and Shredder on equal footing.
Donnie: And blast the Technodrome back to your dimension.
Leo: Great. Now all we have to do is find it.
[Up on the surface, the Technodrome burst through the ground, causing people to run away screaming.]
80s Shredder: Finally! New York City trembles before my might!
[The shellraiser and party wagon appear. With them at the side of the Technodrome, they start to fire.]
80s Leo: It's no good, Leo. Our guns aren't doing anything. Its armor is too advanced!
Leo: Same on this side. We have to keep trying, though. We can't let them open the portal.
80s Shredder: Come, Bebop and Rocksteady. Enjoy the fruits of your labor!
Krang: Yes, join us! After all, none of this would be possible without you two.
Rocksteady: Da? We join as real super-villains?
Bebop: No more laundry? No more cleaning?
80s Shredder: I know that we've been hard on you two, but that's because we're used to our Bebop and Rocksteady! But you two have earned your place as partners.
Bebop: [cheerfully] Yes! We made it, baby!
Rocksteady: We in like the Flynn!
Krang: Now all that's left is to open the portal and destroy this disgusting world.
Bebop: [confused at first, then horrified] Wait, run that by me again. Destroy the world?!
Krang: Of course. Once the portal is open, my Rock Soldiers will lay waste to this entire planet, starting with this accursed Big Apple. Start spreading the news!
Rocksteady: Oh, snapping-dizzle.
[Outside, the group exit the vehicles until the portal opens up from its eye.]
Krang: Yes! Victory is ours.
[The rock golems arrive.]
Mikey: Oh, snap. Traag!
Donnie: And Granitor.
April: You know these guys?
Raph: Yup, a couple of Dimension X hard cases.
[Rocks started to fall and form into earth monsters. They started to surround the teens]
Leo: Stay close. We can take 'em... Somehow.
Slash: Mutanimals, ho!
[Slash and Leatherhead arrive, destroying the rock soldiers with the truck.]
Raph: Slash!
Mikey: Leatherhead! Just in time.
Leatherhead: Let us destroy these walking statues.
[They charge at the rock titans]
80s Mikey: Cowabunga!
[In the Technodrome, Krang and Classic Shredder watch, the lab decorated with colorful streamers and balloons.]
Krang: I knew it. Just when we have a good thing going, those shabby shellbacks have to turn up and spoil it! [leaves]
80s Shredder: We can't lose. After all, we have Bebop and Rocksteady on our side. See you out there, partners.
[Mikey makes a goofy face as Traag vomits lava at him]
Mikey: Dude, you need an antacid, bro.
[Leatherhead punches Tragg]
Leatherhead: Take that!
Slash: I've always wanted to make a rock garden.
Raph: Every time I think things are getting bad... they get way worse.
[Granitor scooped up rocks and started to throw at the group. April used her powers and knocked him back.]
Mondo: Time to take out the garbage!
80s Leo: We got this!
80s Shredder: Guess again, aggressive amphibian. You'll not foil this plan. Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!
[Krang grows into enormous size and starts to attack them. April used her powers but Krang fired the laser at her. It eletrified her and she passed out.]
Raph and Mikey: April!
[Traag grabs Mikey while he pinned Leatherhead.]
Mikey: Hey, let me go, stone bro!
Leatherhead: Get off of me!
[Granitor slammed Raph anto Slash as rock monsters surrounded them.]
Slash: Too many Leonardo!
80s Mikey: Booyakasha!
Leo: We got you, Shred-Head.
[Shredder disappears and the rock monsters land on them.]
Bebop: Dizzle-snap. I'm having second thoughts about this plan, Rock.
Rocksteady: But we is the super-villains now. We are the partners with Shredder and alien blob. Is not what we always wanted?
Bebop: But what do we wanna destroy the world for? We like the world! All we ever wanted was some paper and respect. Is that too much to ask?
Rocksteady: But we cannot back down like the lowly cowards now, Bebop.
Bebop: But, Rock, think of all the things you'll miss. Professional wrestling, Chris Bradford movies and what about Mama?
[Rocksteady perks up.]
Rocksteady: Nyet! I love Mama!
[He charges and breaks through.]
80s Shredder: What's this?
[He charged and slammed his horn onto Krang. breaking his leg and causing the eye to fall off.]
Krang: No! The portal!
[The rock monsters let go of Turtles and Mutanimals]
Leo: Whoa, they're fighting for us. This is it! Go for it!
[They break free and begin to attack.]
Donnie: Arrivederci, rock-chops!
80s Donnie: Sayonara, stone-face!
[They launch missiles and destroy the rock golems.]
Bebop: Look out, world. Bebop and Rocksteady, coming to save ya!
Rocksteady: Mama!
Slash: That's what you get for messing with the Mighty Mutanimals!
[The rocks started to travel back through the portal.]
80s Leo: Now you got double trouble, Shred-Head!
[Krang landed on Shredder and the portal disappeared.]
Krang: No. We almost did it. How did it go wrong? What happened? Aw, man.
[Rocksteady shoots the Technodrome with his bazooka.]
80s Shredder: You blithering betrayers! You traitorous turncoats! You ..
[Leatherhead knocks him out.]
Leatherhead: I've had about enough of you.
[Later, the turtles tied Shredder and Krang up in ropes.]
80s Leo: It was one heck of a team-up, even if your team is a little weird.
Raph: We're weird?
Leo: Thanks, Leonardo. You guys were awesome. If you ever need help in the future, you know where to find us.
80's Donnie: Ready to go, guys?
[Classic Donnie opened the portal to their world]
80s Mikey: Heck yeah! Later, dudes.
Mikey: Cowabunga!
800 Mikey: Booyakasha!
[The turtles leave through the portal with Shredder and Krang captive.]
April: So what's next for you guys? No more robbing banks and working for super-villains, right?
Rocksteady:Da, being henchmen is no good for us. Maybe we become superheroes instead. Very hot right now!
Bebop: Yeah, we save some cats from trees, stop some muggings, and bingo! NEXT STOP: talk show appearances, sumptuous apartments, movie deals!
Leo: Well, we've got the Big Apple pretty much covered. Maybe try Jersey.
Bebop: And cars with rims so big, there are no tires, just rims you drive around on! Sparks everywhere! Hee-hee!
Raph: Or better yet, Beijing.
Bebop: I'm gonna get my own soda.....
Mikey: Huh, I wonder if the other Turtles got home okay.
Bebop: Everybody's gonna drink me!
[The classic turtles arrive back home.]
80s Raph: Sweet, we're finally back home in the real world.
80s Rocksteady: D'aw, looks like it's the part where we get punched again.
80s Bebop: And I just got these shades too.
80s Leo: You know, we learned something earlier from another Bebop and Rocksteady. You two don't have to be punching bags.
80s Donnie: Yeah, you can do whatever you want. It's your life.
80s Rocksteady: I've… I've always wanted to be a personal injury lawyer. You know, like on TV.
80s Bebop: And I... I just wanna dance!
And with that, the universe has been saved, peace has finally been restored, and the evil is finally no more. BOOYAKASHA!