(The setting is: The turtles find out that there is a place for them to investigate where the Shredder may be hiding. They leave New York City, and go to San Diego to attend a certain comic convention just to see what's going on. That is the scene set. Let's see what happens.)
(Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey are incognito at San Diego Comic Con. They're wearing the classic trenchcoat disguise as they try to blend in with the crowds.)
Michelangelo: Whoa! Look at all the people! Look at all the crazy cosplay, yo!
Raphael: That's cosplay? I actually thought most of them were mutants!
Donatello: Yeah, yeah, real funny, Raph. Guys, this is incredible! This is the one time we can actually go out in public and mingle with real people.
Leonardo: Yeah, dressed like flashers. That's great, Donnie.
Michelangelo (gasps) Dude! Look over there, man! I think that dude's cosplaying Mazes & Mutants! Yo, dude, stand up! Stand up! Yeah, yeah, you fantasy guy. C'mon. C'mon, I knew we shoulda come in our LARPing costumes, dudes!
Raphael: Turtles dressed as elves, dwarves and hobbits make zero sense. Seriously, turtle hobbits?!
Leonardo: What are you talking about, Raph? I just saw a girl dressed as Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander and Papa Smurf at the same time.
Michelangelo: It's called crossplay, dude. It's the new shiznick!
Donatello: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hold up. Look. At. That. Is she supposed to be April? Stand up, April! Now that...is a cutie.
Raphael: I just wanna drive the turtleneck over all these crowds! There's a line for everything!
Donatello: And the...bathrooms! Oh. Man, our sewer is cleaner! I have seen things living inside those toilets that would turn your shell green, dude.
Leonardo: Guys. Be serious. We gotta look out for Shredder. Wait... Why are there so many people dressed as Shredder? With costumes consisting mostly of tinfoil. Anyone in the audience dressed as Shredder, stand up.
Michelangelo: Oh, do we have any girl Shredders out there? Can I get a what-what?
Donatello: (falsetto) What-what!
Michelangelo: Can I get a what-what?
Audience: What-what!
Tiger Claw: What-what.
Tiger Claw: Master Shredder. I regret to report that the exclusive Legend of Korra Chief Beifong statue is...sold out.
Shredder: What?! How could they not make enough? I must have that statue! Do you know how much it's already going for on eBay? Find out who is in charge of production and have them destroyed!
Tiger Claw: Of course, Master Shredder.
Shredder: Steranko. What are you doing here? I thought I told you to hold our place in line for H Hall H!
Rocksteady: Is not my fault! Standing in line all the day is boring! And I only missed the panel for Star Wars: The Force was Still Sleeping and Then It Woke Up, because this time will makes none of the sense!
Shredder: You fool! Mark Hamill was at that panel. I told you I wanted his autograph!
Rocksteady: Da, I am sorry. I have been busy looking for the Megan Fox. Oho boy, she make my horn tingle.
Tiger Claw: Your what?
Donatello: Whoa! Shredder and his goons!
Rocksteady: Look! Is fans dressed up like turtle ninjas! Very lifelike.
Tiger Claw: Those are the real turtles, you imbecile!
Shredder: Destroy them!
Raphael: Let's raise some shell!
Leonardo: Wait, wait, guys, we can't fight them here! All the people! Plus we will get kicked out!
Rocksteady: Da, he brings up the good point. I still need to get the Chief Beifong statue. Bending the earth, yes.
Michelangelo: Yeah, we tried that one already, brah. Sold out.
Shredder: Very well. I will let you live this time, turtles. But as soon as I get out of the Robot Chicken panel, I assure you, you will meet your tomb!
Tiger Claw: You know, I heard that Seth Green is much taller than he looks in the movies.
Rocksteady: Is he a robot or a chicken?
Shredder: Lies!
(Shredder exits with his henchman.)
Raphael: Well that was disappointing. No butt-kicking, huh? I'm gonna check out those hobbit plushies.
Donatello: Yeah, I gotta tell you Raph: You're a hard hobbit to break. But you guys do your thing. I'm gonna go talk to that April cosplayer.
Leonardo: Yeah, I think I see a Karai cosplayer out there. I'm all over that like Mikey on pizza.
Michelangelo: I'll give that a Comic Con-level Booyakasha!
