"Leonardo - If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Ha-Shi.
Raphael - I ain't going back to the Ha-Shi.
Leonardo - Every time we're in the Ha-Shi it's because of you!
Raphael - Well bro, you won't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore.
Michelangelo - What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael - I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo - How we're gonna finish our Hip Hop christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!
Raphael - You spit in my eye.
Leonardo - He's not going anywhere, we all stick together.
Michelangelo - Sorry I spit in your eye, bro."
"Donatello - I forgot to soak my retainer."
"Raphael - And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just can't that I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers and tell you... I love you, I love you guys so much."
"Michelangelo - What's up, angelcakes?"
"Michelangelo - She's so hot I can feel my shell tightening.
Raphael - We can hear you!"
"Splinter - Full 11 hours in the Ha-Shi. Are you sure none of you want to tell me where you were last night?
Leonardo - How you holding up, fellas?
Raphael - I ain't- *Splinter's tail hits his only standing leg* I ain't breaking if Donnie ain't breaking.
Donatello - Experiencing intense nausea, but not breaking. *Splinter makes him even more nauseous*
Michelangelo - Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that could break me right now. *Sees the pizza* Starting to break.
Splinter - Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this,...cheesemongers have speculated it's existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit you-*lifts the lid* novantanove formaggio! The 99 cheese pizza.
Michelangelo - *gasps* It's not possible.
Donatello - Mikey, it's a trap! Pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter - Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar. Provolone.
Leonardo - Mikey, don't you do it!
Splinter - Asiago.
Donatello - Keep it together!
Splinter - Pelagio.
Michelangelo - I don't even know what that is.
Splinter - Mozzarella of course."
"Michelangelo - If I don't return, you can always find me. In here."
"Eric Sacks - The world will be ours."
"Raphael - Remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?
Michelangelo - You made me promise never to say it again.
Raphael - Forget about that. Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo - Have been holding it in for years.
Leonardo - Wait guys, wait up...
Michelangelo - Cowabunga!"
"Raphael - Cowabunga."
"Donatello - Mikey, was that you?
Michelangelo - Eh, pepperoni."
"Michelangelo - I'm a snapping turtle, fool. Snap, Snap, Snap, Snap. I meant to do that. I meant to do it."
"Michelangelo - Please keep your arms and legs inside the shell at all times."
"Raphael - We're bulletproof!
Leonardo - Sweet!"
"Vernon - Four Turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?"
"Michelangelo - Oh no, no. No, no. Whoa, chill. It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out, right? *April faints*
Donatello - Oh, I think that went well."
"Donatello - Surveillance is showing heavy foot clan activity
Raphael - They're taking hostages.
Leonardo - Let's Rock N' Roll!"
"Raphael - This is our city."
"Raphael - That's what I'm talking about. Like shadows in the night.
Michelangelo - Yeah.
Raphael - Completely unseen. (flash)
Michelangelo - What was that?
Donatello - It's a camera flash.
Leonardo - We know it's a camera flash.
Raphael - Who's behind the camera flash?
Donatello - By my calculations it's a girl.
Michelangelo - Are we gonna kill her?
Donatello - What?
Michelangelo - With kindness."
"'Raphael' - Give me the camera.
Michelangelo - Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice. Oh, she's hot, I can feel my shell tightening.
'Raphael' - We can hear you! If you don't give me the camera, I'm gonna-
Leonardo - Enough! Back off, Raph.
'Raphael' - I only saw Batman once.
'Leonardo' - Ma'am? Hello, I apologize. My colleague here forgot to say "please". So...would please hand over the camera?"
"Leonardo - Do not say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we WILL find you. April O'Neil.
Michelangelo - Yeeeaah, we'll find you, O'Neil. I'm sorry that came across super creepy. Okay? That's……We will find you though."
"Splinter - You must stop Shredder."
"Raphael - Let's go save my brothers."
"Bernardette - You are now telling me, that there are four, 6 foot talking turtles walking around New York City and no one had seen them but you?!
April - That's what I'm telling you.
Bernardette - Is there anything else we should know about them?
April - They're ninjas.
Bernadette - I'm sorry, what?
April - And they do karate.
Bernadette - Ok, get out."
"Vernon - So they're... aliens?
April - No, that's stupid. They're reptiles. Help people, I guess.
Vernon - ...Heroes in a half-shell."
"Leonardo - We were created as weapons and we knew the world would never accept us, but one day it would need us."
"Raphael - Drive.
Vernon - You're a talking turtle.
Raphael - Yeah, I'm a talking turtle. And you're a human nerd. Now that we got that out of the way, hit it."
"Raphael - My shell's cracked. Just tape it up.
Donatello - Allow me to be the bad-ass for once."
"Splinter - Your Training is not yet complete, but you will be the warriors that legends are made of."
"Donatello - If this tower falls, the toxin makes ground impact and will contaminate at a 10 block radius!
Leonardo - What are the odds of us stopping that from happening?
Donatello - Uh, 0.00000000003%.
Leonardo - I'll take it. Nobody moves, no matter what."
"Leonardo - Raph, take them out."
"Michelangelo - My bad... still figuring out the buttons."
"Vernon - O'Neil, what are you doing? Yeah, that's good. Make sure you're getting everything."
"April - What are you?
Leonardo - Well miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael - We're mutants
Donatello - Well, technically we're turtles.
Michelangelo - Oh, and we're teenagers. But we can still have, adult conversations.
April - Ninja mutant turtle teenagers?
Donatello - When you put it like that it sounds ridiculous."
"Leonardo - Get us out of here Donnie.
Donatello - Oh my gosh, they have guns."
"Raphael - Why are you always telling me what to do?"
"Shredder - I'm glad you could join us."
"April - Hi everyone, it's April O'Neil from Channel 6 News."
"Donatello - Can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in?"
"Michelangelo - DJ Mikey indahouse."
"Donatello - Come on Leo, wake up!
Michelangelo - Yeah, if you wake up I promise to do anything you say!"
"Raphael - Thanks for the traffic update Donnie! You doing sports and weather next?!
Donatello - If you're going to be nasty about it, then I guess you don't want to know that there's a 500 foot drop in the next 53 seconds!
Raphael - Are you saying there's a-?!
Leonardo - CLIFF!
Raphael, Donatello & Michelangelo - AHHHH!
Leonardo - We gotta get April out of there!"
From Trailers and TV Spots only
"Splinter - My sons, I have trained you your whole lives to protect the city above. But I fear you're not ready for its greatest threat... Shredder"
"Eric Sachs - We're taking your armor to the next level."
"Splinter - Listen closely my sons. Leonardo, be one with the blade. Donatello, instinct over strategy. Raphael, precision. Michelangelo, control."
"Raphael - Over here!
Michelangelo - I'm on it. He-he-he."
"Splinter - We were created to fight the evils of the world."
"Splinter - My son, your training is over. It's time to go out in the open."
"Splinter - Together you're stronger than he can ever be."
"Michelangelo - Is that what I think it is?
Raphael - It's an avalanche.
Michelangelo - Yep, that's an avalanche."
"Leonardo - Donnie, what are the odds of us surviving?
Donatello - 0.000003%."
"Eric Sachs - Crime, violence and fear have run rampant, our great city is being destroyed. People want justice restored to this world, people want heroes, Ms. O'Neil. But heroes aren't born, they're created. That's what your father and I were trying to do, create heroes."
"Splinter - You live, you die, you fight... As brothers. Remember, nothing is as strong as family."
"Vernon - So they're... Heroes in a half shell."
"April - These guys are heroes, people need to see this."