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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids. |
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Raph "Okay! Run faster!" Raph "Good plan!" BLAT |
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Raph "No!" Raph "When I bust out of this..." Raph "...Nggghh!" Raph "What—what is this stuff made of?" Raph "Leo! Donnie!" Raph "Guys!" |
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Michelangelo "Whoah!" Leo "Is everyone all right?" Mikey "Ow. Ow. Ooooow." Donatello "I won't be all right until I can figure out how we got here!" Donnie "Wait, where's Raph? And why aren't those hunters following us?" Dinosaur "Roar" Leo "I just had to ask." Mikey "It's okay, guys..." Mikey "...I've got this." |
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Mikey "Hhh-ya!" BOK Mikey "..." Mikey "...Sorry?" |
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SNIFF Mikey "It's okay, guys..." Mikey "...I've got this." Donnie & Leo "No!" Donnie "She's probably chasing us off. Defending her nest." Donnie "In which case, we just need to lay low..." "...Until the coast is clear." |
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Leo "So... What do we know? We know that we were training—and then, poof—we were in the middle of a dinosaur swarm." Donnie "We know we're either on prehistoric Earth, or—or some other planet that's an awful lot like prehistoric Earth." Donnie "We know there are Utroms here. And it's likely that they built this road." Leo "And we know Raph is gone. And considering that he disappeared while we were being chased by Utrom hunters—we can probably assume that the Utroms have him." Mikey "Or that a dinosaur got him." Leo "..." Leo "...Or that a dinosaur got him." Leo "But if that happened... There's not much we can do. So let's assume, for now, that the Utroms have him." Leo "And that means we need to find him." Leo "While avoiding the dinosaurs." Leo "And the Utrom hunters." Leo "While also trying to figure out where we are and how we got here in the first place!" Leo "If only we had—" Renet "Thank goodness I found you!" Leo "Renet!" |
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Renet "I've been looking for you! I'm so sorry, but {GARBLE GARBLE}!" Donnie "Uh, what?" Renet "I said {GARBLE GARBLE}—" Renet "Oh, no! This stupid {GARBLE GARBLE} is {GARBLE GARBLE} again! Hard to {GARBLE GARBLE} good temporal repairman {GARBLE GARBLE}." Renet "But don't worry! I'll {GARBLE GARBLE} soon {GARBLE} fixed!" Renet "Cool beans!" BWOOP Leo "Great!" Leo "Can we please just have one crisis at a time?" |
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BLUK Raph "You could try to help out, you know! Instead of just sitting there like a—like a piece of pepperoni!" Churk "<The... The translation module! That creature is trying to speak!>" Yoom "<What? No. You must be mistaken.>" Churk "<See for yourself! In a few more hours, we should have its language analyzed, and we'll be able to communicate with it.>" Churk "<We may have been wrong about their intelligence level after all.>" Churk "<If I'm right, then it's a political issue, not a scientific one. Ambassador Quanin wants a report on all new intelligent alien species.>" Churk "<We should contact Dimension X and tell them to send a military transport team.>" Churk "<Who knows what these things are capable of.>" |
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Leo "Well..." Leo "...The good news is, he's alive!" Donnie "So what do you say? Do we rub down and grab him?" Leo "No way. Remember how lethal Krang was? And he was one Utrom." Leo "We can't just "run down" into a whole group of them." Mikey "Yeah." Mikey "We'll have to fly in!" Donnie "Turtles can't fly, Mikey." Mikey "You say that now." Mikey "Just give me a couple of hours to learn." |
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Raph "You have any brothers or sisters, Pepperoni?" Raph "I hope you do. Family can be... Pretty okay." Raph "I need to get out of here. Get back to my family, and make sure they're all right." Raph "But I'm gonna need your help." Raph "I count eight Utroms out there. I can take six or seven. Think you can handle one or two yourself?" Raph "Good. I knew I could count on you, girl. Now we just need to—" Raph "What in the..." |
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Mikey "Whooooo!" Mikey "Turtles can fly!" Mikey "Eat rocks, Utroms!" Churk "<Huh?>" BONG Yoom "<Aaaaahhh!>" Churk "<Take cover!>" |
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BONG SHUK SLURKK CHOK Raph "Hey, Donnie! You can free me, too. You know—if you want!" ZRK Donnie "I was getting to you, Raph. We're following a strategy." Donnie "First, we destabilize the base. Then, we exploit the resulting chaos, to—" Raph "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Raph "You read, Pepperoni?" Raph "Let's kick some Utrom..." |
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Raph "...Butt." Donnie "Do any of you guys feels like that was a little too easy?" Donnie "Raph—the whole time you were here, did you see any guns? Any weapons systems? Anything besides all this scientific equipment?" Raph "Uh... No. I guess not." Donnie "I don't think these guys are anything like Krang. I think they're just... Scientists." |
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ZOOP! Churk "<The transport team!>" Churk "<Help! We're being invaded!>" Utrom Soldier A "<Fire on the native animals!>" |
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PEW PEW PEW Mikey "Hey, Donnie? I'm pretty sure these guys aren't scientists!" Leo "We need to come up with a plan." Raph "You guys didn't have a plan?" Leo "You're free, aren't you?" Leo "But now we need a new plan." Mikey "Okay, we just need to find another flying dinosaur, and then—" Donnie "No. Follow me." PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW Churk "<Let us free! You know nothing about this planet, you arrogant fools!>" |
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Donnie "Okay! Now scatter!" ROAR PEW PEW PEW Utrom Soldier B "<It's okay, guys...>" Utrom Soldier B "...I've got this." |
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[Later...] Mikey "A ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Mikey "And then I swooped overhead, throwing rocks down on the Utroms. Terror from the skies!" Mikey "And Raph... Sat in his cage." Mikey "Then Leo took out eight Utroms singlehandedly! Wham bam boom!" Mikey "And Raph... Sat in his cage." Mikey "And Donnie! Donnie set all the dinosaurs free. Total chaos!" Mikey "And Raph..." Raph "Okay. Maybe family isn't always so great." Raph "But hey. They did rescue me. And I got an awesome new pet out of the deal, right, girl?" |
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Mikey "Man. I could sit here and tell that story all day long." Donnie "And you may get to." Donnie "I mean... Is this it? Are we just stuck here until Renet shows up again?" Mikey "Well, you know. It's like I always say—" BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP |
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Utrom Soldier A "<Intelligent warrior lizards. On this godforsaken planet.>" Churk "<I know. I wouldn't have thought it possible.>" Utrom Soldier A "<Imagine if we could harness that power.>" Utrom Soldier A "<We need to track them down. Conscript them into our army.>" Churk "<I might have a better idea.>" |