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[The episode begins at the New York Zoo. The Turtles are on the rooftop spying on Draxum who is planning to mutate more humans.]
MIKEY: "What [gets pulled back] ee!"
RAPH: "Not good. Draxum’s back to kidnap humans and animals."
[Donnie pulled his goggles down and spotted an oozequito.]
MIKEY: "Oozequtio! If Draxum uses his bug to mutate the rhino and warthog we’ll be outmatched."
ALL: "No!"
[Donnie then noticed a dark piece armor in his hand]
DONNIE: "What? Mystic medal? That is the first."
[When an oozequitoe flies past him, Draxum swats it away and the bug hits the ground, dead]
LEO: "What the? He just swatted away a oozequito."
DONNIE: "Allow me to distract him with my multidimensional reflective form neutralizer." [activates his bo into a disco ball]
LEO: "It's a disco ball."
RAPH: "He’s just trying to throw us off. But we ain’t getting thrown. [jumps out of his hiding place] Stop right there, sheep creep."
DRAXUM: "Well, if it isn’t my loser creations."
LEO: "We are sick of your whole mutating humans dealio. We are kicking you out of…,,,"
[But before Leo can finish, Huginn and Muninn pull out the silver object and give it to Draxum. Then they began to leave the portal.]
LEO: "...New York. We did it."
DONNIE: "Well, clearly the side of my disco ball scared him off. You are welcome and you are welcome and you are also welcome."
MIKEY: "What is that psycho up to?"
DONNIE: "Well, the metal he grabbed is mystic."
RAPH: "If we find more glowy metal, that’s where we’ll find Draxum."
DONNIE: "Assuming he hasn't scurried off when he sees my terrifying disco tech!"
[In the lair]
SPLINTER: [singing] "Life for me is perfect Eat whatever I want Dance around in my robe Time to lose the robe-"
[April laughs. She is wearing a red and yellow long sleeved shirt under a black shirt with a Foot Clan symbol on it.]
APRIL: "Check you out, Splints."
SPLINTER: "April! [back breaks] My back!"
APRIL: "You okay?"
SPLINTER: "Youch, there goes my back, just a conga mishap, this should fix it right up. [falls back in shock] That is a curious symbol."
APRIL: "The logo for the shoe store I work at, the Foot Shack."
SPLINTER: "The Foot shack? Perhaps I should drop by. I do love kickies."
APRIL: "You mean kicks? Shoes?"
SPLINTER: "Kids these days they call them kickies. I will come down today. My pump sandals have, uh, lost their pump."
APRIL: "No way. You are not bugging me at my new job looking like this whole situation. Bad idea."
[Splinter grunts as April Leaves]
SPLINTER: "I will show her a bad idea. I will blend right in at April’s store. I look good. Clothes of a teen, body of a greek god. A Greek god who should have done more than just one pull up a year."
[Splinter is now wearing a pink hat, a tie dye shirt, and some blue jeans so he looks like a human. He started to climb up the ladder to the surface, At the same time, the Turtles were also there, climbing down.]
RAPH: "If we could find more glowy metal, we could use it to trap Draxum."
DONNIE: "I might be able to make us all goggles if I can divide the Hidden City mystic crystal in my lab."
RAPH: "If not, I got a sciency idea of my own."
MIKEY: "Just don’t let pops see the crystal."
LEO: "Oh, man, he kill us if we find a mystic-"
ALL: "Father?"
[Splinter yelps but hangs upside down with his feet.]
SPLINTER "Boys?"
LEO: "Uh.... What are you doing there?"
SPLINTER: "What are you doing here?"
DONNIE: "Uh, nothing. Just having a typical normal mystic free day. [Raph slaps him] What? I said mystic free."
SPLINTER: "Me too. Totes normal and definitely not investigating anything unnormal."
MIKEY: "Hey, that looks like my shirt."
SPLINTER: "Gotta go!"
[Splinter leaves to the surface, humming]
RAPH: "I can’t believe we fooled him."
SPLINTER: "I can’t believe I fooled them."
[Later, the turtles drove the tank on the street]
LEO: "We’ll cover on soft ground looking for glowy metal this way."
RAPH: "And once we find some, we’ll use it as bait to catch Draxum and kick him out of New York for good!"
MIKEY: "This was a great idea, Raph. Donnie’s not the only genius in the family. Anything out of the ordinary yet, D?"
[Donnie is strapped to a pole.]
DONNIE: "Yes, your gross misuse of the word genius. Ah! I swallowed a bug. I ate it."
[Suddenly, a massive bird landed on the tank]
DONNIE: "BIRD! BIRD! GIANT-Get off!"
RAPH: "Was he saying turn left or right? Couldn’t really-"
[In horror, he saw that the bird had Donnie in its beak]
RAPH: "Something’s got Donnie! Not part of my plan!"
[They swerve around, causing water to splash on some pedestrians and of course, Splinter.]
SPLINTER: "New York. What a town."
[He looks up and sees the Foot Shack. He enters inside as a few teens are looking at some merchandise. At the back, there was a circular door. Splinter grabbed a shoe box pulling out some sandals with the Foot symbol at the bottom.]
APRIL: "Hi, how am I- [yelps in shock and dropping shoe box] No way! Splints, you can’t be in here."
SPLINTER: "Uh, you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Randell. I am an average teenage boy."
APRIL: "Oh, man. You are totally gonna get me fired. You don’t look anything like a teenager."
TEEN: "Hey, avenge teenager, What kind of kickies you getting?"
SPLINTER: "I will take a size six. [to April, quietly] Now do not be alarmed. But I suspect your store is being run by the most evil forces to ever walk the earth."
APRIL: "You cannot be for real."
[The door opens up to reveal Lieutenant and Brute in black uniforms.]
SPLINTER: "Foot face!"
APRIL: [covers Splinter's mouth] "Don’t mention that. My bosses are super sensitive."
[Silently, the Foot leaves into the circular door.]
SPLINTER: "I must see what is in the vault."
APRIL: [grabs Splinter by the shoulders and drags him outside] "No no no no. The only place you’re going with that crazy theory is out of here. No!"
[Splinter started to head to an alley as April began to follow him.]
SPLINTER: "A skylight. It might overlook the secret room."
[He starts to climb onto the fire escape.]
APRIL: "Hey! Now you're climbing? [follows after him on the rooftop] Splinter!"
SPLINTER: "It’s Randell." [falls inside the window]
[April looks down and Splinter, recovered, gives her a thumbs up.]
APRIL: [climbs inside] "Make sure he’s okay and then carry him back up. No one will see anything, and you can keep your job."
[As she entered inside, they saw her bosses surrounded by the Foot soldiers.]
APRIL: "Okay. Maybe just a team meeting I forgot about."
SPLINTER: "April, please. You do not know the great evil these men are capable of."
[Brute comes in with a draped covered cart.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Behold warriors of the Foot clan. [removes drape to reveal some Foot Clan sandals] Our new spring line. Aren’t they beautiful?"
SPLINTER: "Wait a minute? Pump sandals? That is a real thing? The Foot clan had turned into shoe salesmen."
APRIL: "I told you."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Which we will use in today’s acquisition." [holds up a scroll]
SPLINTER: "Acquisition of what? High heeled flip flops?"
[The scroll unrolls itself to reveal a monstrous demon. April pulls him back, seeing nothing in the ordinary.]
SPLINTER: "No, I am too old and far too weak."
APRIL: "For what?"
SPLINTER: "The evil that is about to be unleashed."
APRIL: "You mean the pump sandals?"
SPLINTER: "No. A demon banished five hundred years ago. That picture is the piece of the Krystal Tistal. No, the Kaitlin Yaitlin? No, the Kuro Yoroi. A mystic armor that swallowed the soul of the madman who wore it. When he was finally defeated, the armor was scattered around the globe. But for centuries my ancestors made sure none of the pieces fell into the hands of the Foot clan."
APRIL: "Those guys? I worked at an evil Foot store?"
SPLINTER: "I did not believe the legend either, so I unlike my ancestors put a bit more chilax to my destiny. Instead of protecting humanity, yadda yadda, I choose fame and Fortune. I dated starlets. Oh, now I remember who Kystal Tistal was! I raced cars and I had a good time. A really really really really good time. Did I mention I have a good time?"
APRIL: "Yep. Got that part."
SPLINTER: "And while I danced through life, the dreaded foot were regrouping. Once they collect the armor their master will be freed, and there will be nothing that can save us."
APRIL "Mind blown. Total game charger. No way we can let them do this."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "To the train station to seize the artifact."
[The Foot clan leave.]
SPLINTER: "Not if my old wrinkled body has anything to say about it."
APRIL: "Uh…"
SPLINTER: "Do not be afraid. I will protect you."
[Splinter slipped and fell down on the shoe boxes, knocking two Foot soldiers out.]
APRIL: "Just like you planned right? Rodel?"
SPLINTER: "Randell. You will never walk the earth again. Shredder."
[At nighttime. Splinter disguised himself as a Foot soldier when he and April peeked from behind a wall. The Foot clan were preparing to leave as they stood next to an open truck.]
SPLINTER: "It is too dangerous. I must do this alone."
APRIL "Fine. We’ll go in together alone."
SPLINTER: "No. I am going deep undercover to make sure they never obtain even one shred of the evil armor. Please, give my love to my sons."
APRIL: [texting] "Hey guys, your pops love you. Do not reply all."
[Meanwhile, the turtles had just clinging onto the bird's back and trying to save Donnie. Mikey grabs his phone from his shell.]
MIKEY: "Hey, a text. Aw, Dad loves us."
RAPH: "Focus, we got to get the crystal and the crystal back so we can find Draxum."
LEO: "Thanks for the newsflash!"
DONNIE: "Alright, let’s get this bird out of the air. Start pulling feathers!"
[They started to tear off the giant bird's feathers in a frenzy.]
RAPH: "It’s working."
[With no feathers on the bird, they started to fall]
MIKEY: "Now’s a good time to tell dad we love him back!"
[April's phone began to ring, making the girl realize she forgot to silent the ringtone.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Employee O’Neil, back in the store."
[April groaned and trudged back into the store.]
SPLINTER: "Rookie recruit Randell here boss. Big fan of world domination."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Get in."
[Splinter gets into the van and they drive. Luckily, April had grabbed her bike and started to follow them.]
APRIL: "April O’Neil."
[At the same time, the turtles and the bird crashed in front of the Foot Shack.]
MIKEY: "We did it. We beat that thing."
RAPH: "Too bad that wasn’t the mission."
DONNIE: "Oh, right. Mystic medal. You know when we were plummeting, I saw some a few blocks away."
RAPH: "Yes! To the tank! Donnie back on top."
DONNIE: "Who wants to take my place? Free bugs?"
[At the train station, the Foot clan arrived at their destination.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Spread out. Alert me when you find it."
[Splinter looks around and finds a dark piece on a clock tower.]
SPLINTER: "The piece."
[A trash can falls and April emerges outside, wearing a Foot Clan ninja suit.]
SPLINTER: "You should have not followed me."
APRIL: "I wasn’t gonna let you do it alone."
SPLINTER: "Since you will not go away, distract the Foot for me so I can snag the armor piece."
APRIL: "Hey! Hello evil ninjas! I saw a metal armor thingy back here."
[While the Foot clan looked, Splinter sneaked past them and managed to grab the piece from the clock.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "What are we supposed to be looking at? Hey! What is in your hands?"
SPLINTER: "Yo, no need to be bugging, boss."
APRIL: "Hey, that’s the armor thing over there!"
SPLINTER: "One piece they will never find. Not even lunch and I already saved the world."
[He climbs down until suddenly, the turtle tank crashes in, knocking Splinter and the clock tower down.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "What?!"
LEO: "And he sticks the landing."
SPLINTER: "My sons."
DONNIE: [sees dark armor in Splinter's hands] "Mystic medal."
RAPH: "Just as I plan. Wait, what are the flame heads doing here?"
FOOT BRUTE: "Excellent, Randell has the artifact."
RAPH: "Hand it over, bozos. We got a bigger fish to catch with that."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Bigger than us? That hurts. Attack!"
[The Turtles and Foot Clan started to attack into battle]
APRIL: "Let the boys distract them. You and I can jet."
SPLINTER: "You can jet. [gives April dark armor] Take the piece and get out of here. I must remain to ensure the Foot clan never rebuilds the armor. Do not try to talk me out of it."
APRIL: "Okay."
[April begins to leave into the train]
APRIL: "I wish I could fight with the fam. But Splints is right. Those creeps can’t get the armor piece."
[Suddenly, lights started to flicker off and on. A purple vine slowly began to emerge making April stand up. More vines started to surround her as the lights went out completely. The turtles continued on fighting the Foot Soldiers until they are all defeated.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "We must stop finding recruits in ninja chat rooms."
FOOT BRUTE: "You, Randell."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Show us you are worthy of you are out of the Foot clan.
SPLINTER: "Yeah, about that, I’m a little out of shape. For a teen."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "DO IT NOW!"
LEO: "Adorable. What is it, bring your ninja son to work day?"
SPLINTER: "Surprisingly, yes. But if you back down now, we will let you go in peace."
MIKEY: "Or what? You'll hug us with those cute little arms? So cute."
SPLINTER: "You should just go. I am sure your father, whoever he may be, would like you to come home in one piece."
RAPH: "A little runt the exact same size as pops is telling us to run home to daddy. This guy cracks me up."
SPLINTER: "Okay, looks like I have to teach you a lesson."
[After they stopped laughing, Leo starts to go first, cracking his knuckles. He charged forward, sword in his hand. Splinter kicks him in the stomach causing him to crash into a ticket kiosk.]
SPLINTER: "Never underestimate your opponent, even if he does have a bad back."
RAPH: "Underestimate this!"
[Splinter dodged and kicks Raph between Mikey and Donnie]
SPLINTER: "Never rush in. Red...guy."
MIKEY: "Sayanora, cutie pie!"
SPLINTER: "That should have been spin duck, thrust."
[Splinter jumps over the flaming fire and punches Mikey away. Donnie charged, spinning his staff. Splinter started to use his tail and started hitting him.]
SPLINTER: "Stop hitting yourself."
[Donnie spins around, flinging a rocket while saying his science catchphrase. He slams down his weapon, but Splinter isn't here.]
SPLINTER: "Who’s your daddy?"
[Splinter knocks Donnie down into a bench.]
SPLINTER: "Do not rely on your tech, funny one."
[Recovering, the turtles started to charge forward, but Splinter managed to beat them all.]
FOOT BRUTE: "Go Randell. Randell."
SPLINTER: "Thus ended the lesson."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Hand me the artifact."
SPLINTER: "Oh, wait. Where did-? You know I think I dropped it. My bad."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Look for it."
[Suddenly, purple vines emerge from the ground. Splinter looked as the vines surrounded the group and they dodged out of the way as the ceiling crumbled down. Draxum had arrived out of a subway car as Splinter hides behind a rock.]
SPLINTER: "Draxum.. I am shocked as I am repulsed."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: [irritated at Draxum] "Are you mad? That little stunt could have killed us."
LEO: "Baron Draxum? It’s like a bad guy convention."
RAPH: "Once again my plan worked."
SPLINTER: "They all know each other?"
DRAXUM: "The boys that claim they don’t like me you sure are clingy."
RAPH: "Wait a minute? You’re working for these jerks?"
DRAXUM: "Correction, we are working together. Except for this one, stealing our property."
[He held his hostage in his vines. It was April.]
SPLINTER: "April. Unvine the traitor so I can show her how we treat people who betrayed the Foot."
FOOT BRUTE: "I really like this Randell kid."
[Splinter began to charge at Draxum instead of April but before he can attack, his back breaks once more and falls down.]
SPLINTER: "Oh, nelly! Okay give me a quick turn. I’ll be right with you."
[Turtles gasped in shock.]
DONNIE: "Father?"
RAPH: "It’s Pops."
DRAXUM: "Wait."
SPLINTER: "No! Do not reveal-"
[The vines grabbed Splinter and Draxum unmasked him.]
MIKEY: "Dad?"
DRAXUM: "You call this gutter trash father? As if this could be the great Lou Jitsu."
SPLINTER: "I have been living large long enough. I shall no longer deny my destiny. Hot soup!" [breaks free from his bonds.]
DRAXUM: "Hot soup? That same fire. I see it now. You are Lou Jitsu."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Randell’s Lou Jitsu?"
FOOT BRUTE: "I love Jitsu for Justice."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: [happily] "Punch Chowder changed my life."
[April, still wrapped in vines, backflipped to the shocked turtles.]
APRIL: "Guys, over here." [removes mask]
MIKEY: "April's a villain?"
APRIL: "Yes. I mean no. I’m undercover with your dad."
MIKEY: "That makes more sense."
APRIL: "Let’s trounce these bozos!"
FOOR LIEUTENANT: "Get them!"
[The origami soldiers charge at the turtles as they fight. In the process, Draxum lets go of the shard after an electric blast knocks him into the subway car. the shard landed onto the tracks.]
SPLINTER: "We have to grab that."
RAPH: "There’s too many of them. We got to go!"
SPLINTER: "They must not get the armor!"
[The turtles, April and Splinter retreat as they jump onto an oncoming train.]
DRAXUM: "Last time you get away that easy, Lou Jitsu."
[After they had escaped..]
SPLINTER: "Thank you my sons. And might I add, you are all grounded!"
ALL: "What?"
SPLINTER: "For not telling you knew Draxum!"
LEO: "Come on, what about all your secrets?"
SPLINTER: "No! I will not ground me for my secrets! But I will tell you everything. My sons, our destiny begins tomorrow. And we are way behind. Now someone carry me. I can hear my bones rattling."
[At the Foot shack, a staircase opens up to reveal an underground room. Draxum and the two Foot soldiers walked toward an odd figure. The Foot puts the two pieces from the train station and the zoo and connects them. They both put the pieces inside the armor. All the candles lit blue. The figure was a black armor, the one caused by the person who wore it.]