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(The episode begins in the Hidden City, where Yōkai High Council, whom we've seen earlier in "End Game", are talking to guardsmen about Draxum's evil plans of destroying humanity.)
YOKAI COUNCIL #1: "By unanimous decree of the council Baron Draxum is found guilty of crimes against the yokai."
YOKAI COUNCIL #2: "Unlawful, genetic manipulation. Unleashing dark mystic forces in an effort to destroy humanity, damaging the cloak of secrecy that has kept us safe for eons."
Freki: [to Garm] "Sounds like a terrible guy."
(The Yokai Council member shows the two guarsmen the picture of them and Draxum taking glasses of water.)
YOKAI COUNCIL #1: "You work for him."
(The Guardsmen look on awkwardly.)
YOKAI COUNCIL #2: "But we will forgive you for assisting him, provided you bring him back to the Hidden City to answer for his crimes."
GARM: "Yes, mighty heads."
[They went through the portal and stepped onto the surface, sitting on top of their guard dogs. They transform into their earth identities and walk off to find Draxum.]
(In April's apartment, Raph is fixing the fan for April)
RAPH: "There. That should keep the fan from falling down again."
APRIL: (sighs) "Thanks, Raph!"
(Suddenly, a loud crash causes the fan to collapse on Raph, much to April's irritation.)
APRIL: (angered) "Ugh! Not again. My stupid neighbor!"
RAPH: (confused) "Your neighbor keeps knocking the fan down?"
APRIL: (Angrily.) "Yeah! It's driving me crazy! Usually it's just a lot of clip clopping. But lately, it sounds like a dinosaur on a trampoline!"
RAPH: "Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You can't have that. I'm gonna go set this guy straight."
(Raph and April are at the front door of a neighbor's apartment.)
APRIL: "Now, don't make a scene! You're not gonna make a scene? You're gonna make a scene? Don't make a scene"
RAPH: "Raphael doesn’t make a scene. He’s just going to politely give the new tenant his perspective on the noise situation. And to make sure that neighbor is not scared. A disguise."
(Raph puts on a black ski mask and knocks on the door)
RAPH: "Excuse me, kindly neighbor. I was hoping to have a friendly word with you about you."
MALE VOICE: "I told you, Carol. I don't wanna meet your daughter."
(A dark pink hand opens the door and Raph yelps in shock. It is revealed that the neighbor turns out to be none other than... Baron Draxum! His mask is still broken, still weakened and now wearing a bathrobe. Shocked, Raph takes off the ski mask.)
RAPH: "Baron Draxum?! (lunges and pins Draxum to the ground) I don't know what kind of evil plan you're up to, but..."
DRAXUM: "My hunches, get off of me!"
(He kicks Raph off of him. Draxum yells about unleashing magic tentacles on Raph but due to his powers being sucked by Shredder earlier in the previous episode, he is unsuccessful.)
DRAXUM: "Stand back."
(Because of the effects of the armor, it withers. Raph looks confused.)
MIKEY: [offscreen] "Raph, what are you doing?"
(Raph turns and sees Mikey, who's wearing a green dinosaur costume and on the trampoline.)
RAPH: "Mikey, what are you doing?"
MIKEY: "Dinosaur trampoline always cheers you up so I thought I would try it on Draxum."
RAPH: "I do feel my confusion being replaced by joy."
(April angrily pushes Raph away)
APRIL: (annoyed) "Not me. Mikey, why the heck are you helping Draxum?"
DRAXUM: "Baron Draxum needs the help of no one!"
MIKEY: "Oh, really? When I found you, were you or were you not living on the street?"
[Flashback of Draxum alone in the street, completely homeless.]
DRAXUM: "Maybe."
MIKEY: [recalling after what happened at End Game] "Powerless because your soul got sucked out by the dark armor, wanted for crimes in the Hidden City, and who set you up in style?"
DRAXUM: (sighs) "Dr. Positive."
MIKEY: "That’s right. Dr. Positive. The one who’s gonna turn you from bad guy to glad guy. From sad heep to happy sheep. From devil to A-level, baby!"
RAPH: (furious) "Mikey! What are you thinking? Draxum is the sworn enemy of the Mad Dogs."
MIKEY: "But he’s also the one who created us. And that makes him family. And once he gets some of those warm and fuzzy feels like he’s a part of our family his goodness will shine."
RAPH: "This is the most ridiculous thing I ever…."
[Before Raph can finish the last word “heard”, the door knocks.]
MIKEY: "Oh, great they’re here."
(Leo, Donnie and Splinter arrive. Donnie is wearing a purple sweater and a tie with dark pants. Leo is wearing the same thing too but blue with brown pants and black shoes. Splinter is wearing a yellow sweater. Splinter is seen carrying a green bean casserole, while he, Leo and Donnie look jovial.)
SPLINTER: "Happy housewarming Mr. and Mrs. O’Ne… (sees Draxum and becomes furious) What is this?!? I thought we were meeting April's parents."
APRIL: "Apparently, we’re helping Draxum get his groove back."
LEO: "Called it!"
(Leo smugly takes the money Donnie gave to him after realizing that Leo was right.)
SPLINTER:(raising his casserole up.) "Oh, no! I don't make my famous green bean casserole for my mortal enemy!"
MIKEY:(grabs the casserole before Splinter attempted to throw it on the ground.) "Whoa, whoa! He’s not our enemy anymore. He’s family! And once he gets some of those warm and fuzzy family feels, it’ll crack that icy shell and we’ll be knee deep in sunshine."
(The Turtles and Splinter are reluctant and share uneasy looks towards one another. In the stadium that was trashed after the Shredder attacked, the guardsmen who are still in human forms are underground. One of the dogs sniff the ground where one of Draxum’s vines are. Back with the turtles having an awkward dinner. Splinter eats angrily while Draxum groans in annoyance. Donnie and April nervously eat, while exchanging uneasy look and sweating.)
MIKEY: (cheerful) "Isn’t this nice? When's the last time we all got together like this, huh?"
LEO: (still holding a grudge) "The time Draxum dropped me off a building?"
DONNIE: (nonchalantly, yet coldly) "No. Actually, I think it was when he ambushed us at the botanical garden."
RAPH: (Frowning.) "No, no the baseball stadium. Dark armor tried to destroy humanity?"
MIKEY: (Smiling while wrapping his arm around Draxum.) "That’s right. Good times."
(Draxum, annoyed, pushes Mikey back to his seat.)
SPLINTER:(Calm) "Would somebody please pass the creamed corn?"
RAPH: [confused] "We don’t have any cream corn."
SPLINTER:(cutting his food while his rage is building up.) "Well, I figured the guy who turned me into a rat could just— (Stabs the knife on the table then angrily pointing at Baron Draxom) MUTATE THE POTATOES INTO CREAMED CORN!!!"
MIKEY: (angered) "Dad! We’re here for a nice family dinner not to fight who mutated who."
DRAXUM: "No, he’s right. If I had my powers I could create the most loathsome creamed corn beast I ever seen. Fear king corn those fool humans would shriek in terror."
APRIL: (offended) "Fool humans. As the only human here, I take offense to that."
DRAXUM: "But why? You are fools. You put sunglasses on your dogs, you take photos of your food, and do not get me started on Carol."
APRIL: "At least we’re not fool enough to jump into a suit of dark armor without reading the owner’s manual."
(Donnie and April high five each other smirking.)
MIKEY: "Draxibald, what you need is to spend some quality time with humans, so you can see why we like them so much. And I know just where to do it. Who’s coming with me and Draxum to Albeartoland?"
[Everyone turns away but Raph isn’t. Happily, Mikey lifts Raph’s hand.]
RAPH: "Huh? Why me?!"
[Scene cuts to Albearto land. Raph Mikey and Draxum are in line. Mikey is wearing an orange hoodie, Raph a white one, and Draxum a black cloak. A kid is swinging into the bars nearby, kicking his leg.]
DRAXUM: "Stop kicking me! Where is your mother? I'll have her fed to wolves."
RAPH: [to Mikey] "Not sure your plan is working, Mikey."
MIKEY: "Stay Dr. Positive, Raph."
[The kid jumped out of Draxum's hold and landed on his back.]
DRAXUM: "You wretched child. I will spray you in twain!"
MIKEY: "You little playful human, you. They love to jump and grab and hand and kick. Look! We’re next. Time for the fun to begin, baby!"
[Mikey drags Draxum into the bumper car attraction.]
DRAXUM: "Stop it! I can’t move! Do not hit me! Leave me alone human larva!"
[Meanwhile, the guardsmen had arrived at Draxum's apartment. The guardsmen noticed an Albearto flier on the table and picked it up. He signaled Freki to come take a look.]
[Back in Albeartoland, The group passed the carousel.]
MIKEY: "There is nothing better than human funnel cake."
DRAXUM: [looking at the funnel cake with curiosity.] "Which part of the human is it made from?"
RAPH: "What? No. It’s made by humans, not from them."
[Draxum tosses it away. Once they’re a few feet away, someone stepped on it.]
RAPH: "See what I mean, Mikey? This guy’s never gonna like humans. There’s no way a being with an ounce of good in them throws funnel cake on the ground."
MIKEY: "Dr. Positive is becoming Dr. Slightly Disappointed."
[Draxum stopped and saw Freki who was in front of them.]
FREKI: "Draxum! By order of the Council of Heads, you are under arrest!"
[He blasts his sword, causing everyone to scream and run away.]
RAPH: "Draxum, aren’t those your boys?"
DRAXUM: "No, they are bounty hunters loyal to the one with the most coin."
MIKEY: "Uh, would they back off for 27 cents and a button?"
DRAXUM: "You can try. Tell me how it goes."
[Draxum runs as fast as he can.]
MIKEY: "Raph, we gotta stop these guys."
RAPH: "Why? Isn’t he just getting what he deserves?"
MIKEY: "He created us, Raph. Without him, we wouldn't even be here. He deserves another change."
RAPH: "I hate to say it. But sometimes Dr. Positive makes a lot of sense."
[The guards run toward Draxum. Mikey fling his kusari fundo and catches one with it. He throws him away from Draxum and lands in the dock. Raph blocked the other guard with his tonfas and sent him flying onto the Ferris Wheel.]
DRAXUM: "You saved me? Why?"
RAPH: "I’m still trying to get used to this but Mikey thinks you’re part of the family. And rule number one of the Mad Dogs code is you take care of family.'
[A crash is heard. A woman and her daughter are on top of a tilting car, screaming.]
DRAXUM: "You hold off the bounty hunters, I’ll save the humans."
MIKEY: "My sheepman!"
[Mikey dodged the sword and backflipped away, flinging his whip at the sword. Raph clashes with the other one.Draxum climbs up the ferris wheel and arrives to save the two humans.]
DRAXUM: "I’ve come to get you humans. [people scream] Oh, relax."
[Another blast from the sword flies past him and sees that the guards found him. The woman and child start to fall but Draxum grabs the woman’s hand.]
RAPH: "Come on, Mikey, Let’s wrap this up."
[They charge toward the guards. Mikey flings his whip at one of their faces.]
MIKEY: "Fire smashing combo whip!"
[With them beaten, Raph punches them. They landed at the hammer attraction. Together, the bots form a flaming electricity and punch the end so the two guards are electrocuted. They hit the bell, knocking clean and were sent flying to the moon. Suddenly, they looked and saw Draxum holding onto the ferris wheel when his fingers slipped, causing all of them to fall.]
MIKEY: "Ohmigosh!"
[Draxum struggled to make a vine as it slowly emerged from the ground. Finally, the vine extends and grabs them in time before they hit the ground. It wrapped around Draxum’s waist, his mask falling off his face. It crashed onto the ground, pieces scattered everywhere. Draxum’s real face is finally revealed. Everyone cheered as confetti fell down. The little girl kisses him on the cheek.]
DRAXUM: "Why must you touch me with your germ hole?"
MIKEY: "Look at you. You saved humans!"
RAPH: "And I got a little bit of your powers back."
MIKEY: "So, change of heart? Maybe living among humans is not so horrible after all."
DRAXUM: "Strongly disagree. But I suppose I might be able to tolerate them somehow. Given that I have no choice."
MIKEY: "There’s the bare minimum."
RAPH: "If you're gonna live up top, you’re gonna need a job. Now what kind of gig would be perfect for someone who’s always angry, needs to be the boss and hate humans?"
[So Mikey chooses that Draxum should work at April’s school as a cook.]
DRAXUM: "Here is your nutrient mound. Dismissed!"
(The student runs off in fear.)
APRIL: "Well, this seems like it could backfire."
MIKEY: "Come on, April, give him a chance. He’s perfect, and It’s great cover."
[A student pushes someone onto the floor, laughing.]
DRAXUM: "No hijinks in my line! [uses his vine and throws him away.] This will do."