[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode begins inside the turtles’ lair. Donatello is hooking up a satellite device to the television. His brothers are seated together on the couch.]
Michelangelo "How much longer is this gonna take, dude?"
Donatello "I keep telling you, Michelangelo, you can't rush genius."
Raphael "Especially such a humble one."
Donatello "Just one final adjustment, and, voila, a hundred and twelve different channels to choose from."
[He uses the remote to turn the TV on.]
Raphael "Perfect picture, Donatello."
Donatello "And just in time for my favorite program, “Lifestyles of the Brilliant and Scholarly”."
Raphael "You gotta be kiddin'. I'd rather watch a test pattern."
Michelangelo "Get serious, dudes! “The Banana Slug That Slimed Detroit” is about to start!"
Leonardo "What? And miss the kickboxing tournament?"
Michelangelo "Definitely. My brain's dialed in for a truly bodacious flick."
Raphael "Now, me? I'd rather have a few giggles. I say we tune in to the “Laugh Channel”."
Leonardo "Guys, there's only one fair way to settle this. We'll draw straws. The short straw gets to watch his program."
[He pulls the ‘straws’ off of a broom and holds four of them in his hand. His brothers make their selections. Raphael draws the short straw.]
Michelangelo "Bummer."
Raphael "All right!"
Donatello "Here, Raphael. Happy viewing."
[Donatello hands the remote to Raphael and then he and the other turtles leave.]
Raphael "Come on. Aren't you guys gonna watch the “Laugh Channel” with me? They're doing a show from the ‘House of Ha-Ha’."
Donatello "Are you kidding? I get my daily quota of bad jokes just hanging around you."
Leonardo "Anyone interested in some pizza?"
Michelangelo "Totally triumphant suggestion, dude."
[The other turtles leave.]
Raphael "Sore losers! Now, to enjoy some heavy-duty yucks."
[He switches to his channel. A comedian is telling jokes.]
Joey "Speaking of girls, I once dated this girl who had a strange growth on her neck."
He and Raphael together "It was her head!"
[Joey waits for the laughter to die down and continues.]
Joey "That's not all. She sprayed so much mousse in her hair,--"
He and Raphael together "She grew antlers."
Raphael "Oh, man, I'd bet I could be a great stand-up comic, if I weren't so busy protecting the world from evildoers."
Joey "Speaking of my girlfriend, the other day she—"
[He suddenly vanishes.]
Raphael "What the heck?"
[The audience starts booing. The House of Ha-Ha owner, Mr. Bigelow, steps onto the stage.]
Mr. Bigelow "That Joey, huh? Always leaves 'em wantin' more."
Raphael "Well, that's weird. No comic quits in the middle of a joke. Not even a bad one.
Raphael here."
[His turtlecom beeps.]
Raphael here."
April O’Neil "Raphael, I got a report that something strange is going on at the House of Ha-Ha. It seems that comedians are disappearing right in the middle of their act!"
Raphael "I know, April. I just saw it on the tube."
April "The club's just a few blocks from your lair. Could you guys check it out for me?"
Raphael "Well, I'm the only one here, but that's no problem. If anyone can crash that club, it's yours truly.
That comedy club should be right around here someplace.
Aha! It's the Ha-Ha!
What a sewer. Then again, some of my best friends live in a sewer."
[He walks through the sewer tunnels and hears laughter in the distance.]
That comedy club should be right around here someplace.
[The laughter gets louder and Raphael spots a ladder to the surface.]
Aha! It's the Ha-Ha!
[He comes up in a basement and uses another manhole to reach the comedy lounge.]
What a sewer. Then again, some of my best friends live in a sewer."
Customer "Hey, waiter! You in the green suit! Where's that pizza I ordered?"
[Raphael picks up the manhole cover, carries it like a tray and then drops it on the man’s table. It smashes the table.]
Raphael "Well, you said heavy on the anchovies.
I can watch what's going on from here without being seen."
[He goes backstage and ducks behind a potted palm tree.]
I can watch what's going on from here without being seen."
Wanna-be Comedian "Uh, you here for the tryouts?"
Raphael "Uh, no, no, I'm one of the stage hands."
[He picks up the potted palm. On stage, another comedian is delivering jokes.]
Shecky "Oh, here's a man who looks like he's going places. And the sooner the better.
Lady, I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception."
[Laughter.]
Lady, I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception."
Raphael "Oh, this guy is the pits. Even I could do better than that."
Shecky "Oh, when your parents had you, they sure hit the "jerkpot"."
[Laughter. The lights go out. A man grunts. The lights come back on and Shecky has vanished. The crowed protests. Mr. Bigelow approaches the wanna-be comedian.]
Mr. Bigelow "Okay, you're on next. Now get out there quick!"
Wanna-be Comedian "No way! It's one thing to die on stage. It's another thing to disappear."
[He runs out through the exit.]
Mr. Bigelow "What am I gonna do now? This crowd is mean enough to riot, or worse yet, ask for their money back."
[Raphael accidently knocks over the potted plant and trips. The plant falls over on him. Mr. Bigelow spots him.]
Raphael "Oops."
Mr. Bigelow "Great! There's still one more comic left! All right, kid. Now get out there and knock 'em dead."
Raphael "Wait! I'm a turtle."
Mr. Bigelow "Now, that's okay. Every comic's gotta have a gimmick."
[He lifts Raphael and tosses him onto the stage. Raphael slides on his knees out in front of the audience.]
Raphael "But-- But-- I—"
[A musical fanfare plays.]
Mr. Bigelow "Folks, our next performer is brand-new to the comedy game. In fact, you might say he's totally green.
All right, kid. I warmed 'em up for you. Now, break a leg!"
[Laughter.]
All right, kid. I warmed 'em up for you. Now, break a leg!"
[He smacks Raphael on his shell. Raphael falls off the stage and the crowd laughs and claps.]
Raphael "Whoa! Oh, boy. Looks like I was saved by the shell.
I, uh-- I just celebrated my birthday. I was born under the sign of Aquarium."
[He climbs back onstage as the audience laughs.]
I, uh-- I just celebrated my birthday. I was born under the sign of Aquarium."
[The audience laughs. Meanwhile, the other turtles return to the lair. The television is still on. Laughter can be heard.]
Donatello "You’ll be sorry you didn't come with us, Raphael."
Michelangelo "You missed some stupenduloso pizza, dude."
Leonardo "Where is Raphael anyway?"
Donatello "I don't know, but he forgot to turn off the TV set."
Leonardo "I'll have to talk to him about it when he gets back."
[Raphael appears on the TV screen.]
Raphael "Hey, you know what has a hard shell, green skin and purple feet? A turtle who makes his own grape juice!"
[Audience laughter. Leonardo points at the TV.]
Leonardo "Raphael? Doing stand-up?"
Michelangelo "At a comedy club?"
All "I don't believe it!"
[At the Channel 6 news building, April and Vernon watch Raphael's performance on the office TV set.]
Raphael "Okay, you know what you get when you cross a turtle with a gorilla? I don't know, either, but you’d better get out of its way!"
[April laughs along with the audience.]
April "It's Raphael! And he's really good!"
Vernon "Oh, he's good all right... at making a total fool of himself."
April "Why, Vernon, I think you're jealous."
Vernon "Jealous? Me?
I can make people laugh, too, you know.
Whoa!"
[Scoffs.]
I can make people laugh, too, you know.
[His chair tips over backwards.]
Whoa!"
April "He he he! You certainly can, Vernon."
[Return to Raphael live at the House of Ha-Ha.]
Raphael "Bear with me, folks. I've got a frog in my throat, and I'm afraid I might croak!"
[The audience laughs loudly. Behind them, Mr. Bigelow speaks to a man in a hat.]
Mr. Bigelow "Please, Mr. McFingers, you gotta stop making my comics disappear like that. It's ruining my business."
Pinky McFingers "Yeah? That's too bad."
Mr. Bigelow "Please, if you want comedians, why not just call their agents?"
McFingers "Are you asking me or telling me?"
Mr. Bigelow "I'm, uh begging you?"
McFingers "Well, here's my answer. Get him!"
Pinky’s First Goon "You sure, Pinky?"
McFingers "Yeah, I'm sure."
Pinky’s First Goon "You're the boss."
Raphael "But I just wanna say—
Oh!"
[The lights go out.]
Oh!"
[When they come back on, Raphael is gone. At the lair, his brothers are watching him on TV when this happens.]
Donatello "What happened to Raphael?"
Leonardo "I don't know. He was in the middle of a joke when, all of a sudden, the lights went out."
[Mr. Bigelow walks onto the stage amidst protests from the audience, who also throw things at him.]
Mr. Bigelow "That's it for tonight, folks! I'm glad you enjoyed the show."
Audience "Hey! Boo!"
[Donatello’s turtlecom beeps.]
Donatello "Yes, April."
April "Donatello, I'm worried about Raphael. He's at the House of Ha-Ha, and he might be in trouble."
Donatello "We saw his act on TV, April. It wasn't that bad."
April "You guys better get over there on the double!"
Donatello "Fellas, let's haul shell."
[Behind the House of Ha-Ha, a pair of McFingers’ goons carry Raphael, trapped in a large sack, out to the man’s car.]
McFingers "Come on. Come on, you guys. What's taking so long?"
Pinky’s Second Goon "This guy's putting up quite a struggle."
Pinky’s First Goon "For a comic."
[They toss the sack into the back of the car.]
McFingers: Okay, head for the hideout. ""
[The car drives away. The other turtles traverse the sewer tunnels.]
Donatello "Leonardo, are you sure you know where you're going?"
Leonardo "Just follow me. I know this sewer system like the back of my hand. The House of Ha-Ha is definitely this way. Or is it that way?"
Michelangelo "I've got a feeling we're in deep muck."
[At Channel 6, April pleads with her boss.]
April "Please, Chief, you've just gotta let me cover these mysterious disappearances at the House of Ha-Ha."
Burne Thompson "Ha-ha, forget it, April. Nobody cares about a bunch of third-rate comedians. I'm assigning you to a really big story; an infestation of gypsy moths at the botanical gardens. They're really playing heck with the azalea bushes."
April "Gypsy moths? Azalea bushes? I'm talking about people."
Thompson "And I'm talking about your job!"
Vernon "The real reason she's so anxious to cover this story is because her weird turtle friends are involved."
Thompson "The turtles? Ooh! I'm still paying off bills from the last story involving those green menaces! Now, you and Vernon get over to the gardens, and that's an order."
April "Whatever you say, Boss."
Thompson "Better take this insect repellant. You never know what trouble you might run into."
[He tosses a can of insect spray to her. April drives the Channel 6 news van as she goes to get her story.]
Vernon "April, you're driving in the wrong direction! The botanical gardens are that way!"
April "I know, but we're going to the House of Ha-Ha."
Vernon "But Burne distinctly ordered you to stay away from that place."
April "Vernon, you're really starting to bug me. Now, you can cover the botanical garden story by yourself. In my book, turtles are a lot more important than a bunch of moths."
[She stops the van and gets out. McFingers car approaches a large mansion. Raphael’s voice comes from inside the trunk.]
Raphael "How'd I get into this fix? My routine couldn't have been that bad. Those goons may have taken away my dignity, but they didn't take away my sai."
[He cuts open the sack. The car enters a garage.]
McFingers "Get the funny man out of the trunk."
Pinky’s Second Goon "Uh, right, Boss.
Uh, it's empty."
[He opens the trunk and sees an empty sack.]
Uh, it's empty."
[Raphael peeks out of his hiding place on the roof of the trunk.]
Raphael "Just like your heads!
Haven't you guys heard? Give a turtle enough rope, and he'll tie you up."
[He leaps out feet first and kicks the pair of goons. Blows land, and then the two goons are completely tied up.]
Haven't you guys heard? Give a turtle enough rope, and he'll tie you up."
[He opens the car door and yanks McFingers out by his coat lapels.]
McFingers "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
Raphael "A good boss ought to be close to his men.
Now, to see what these bozos are up to. So this is where you guys disappeared to."
[He sets the tied up McFingers down with his goons.]
Now, to see what these bozos are up to. So this is where you guys disappeared to."
[He’s climbed the stairs and entered a lab. The two previously kidnapped comedians are strapped to chairs under a big machine.]
Shecky "Oh, great. Fabulous. We're being rescued here by the Jolly Green Turtle."
Joey "Never mind him. Just get us outta here."
Raphael "I heard of a captive audience, but never a captive performer."
Shecky "That's pretty funny. Consider it stolen."
McFingers "You, in the turtle suit!
I'll teach you to tie me up."
[Raphael turns to see that Pinky and his goons have gotten loose.]
I'll teach you to tie me up."
Pinky’s First Goon "You better just come along quietly."
Raphael "Well, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather make a lot of noise. Ha-ha! Woo-hoo!"
[McFingers pulls a lever. Raphael looks up as a net falls from the ceiling and traps him.]
McFingers "I got you! For a guy who's supposed to be funny, you're in serious trouble."
[April enters the House of Ha-Ha.]
April "Mr. Bigelow? I'm April O'Neil from Channel 6 News."
Mr. Bigelow "Beat it. I don't need some nosey reporter snooping around here."
April "I want to talk to you about the comedians who've been disappearing."
Mr. Bigelow "Look, are you gonna walk out of here, or am I gonna throw you out?"
Michelangelo "Don't be rude, dude. That's no way to talk to a lady!"
Mr. Bigelow "You're the guy in the cheap turtle suit. How'd you get away from Pinky McFingers and his goons?"
Donatello "Cheap turtle suit? I resemble that remark."
Mr. Bigelow "Oh, now I get it. You guys are an improv group. Open auditions are on Wednesdays."
Leonardo "We're not here to audition. We're here to find our friend."
Donatello "And we've got a feeling you know something about how he disappeared."
Mr. Bigelow "Yeah, he did it like this."
[He presses a button on a remote and the lights go out. When they come back on, Bigelow has vanished.]
Leonardo "Now he's disappeared, too."
Michelangelo "Mondo disaster, dudes! Now we'll never find out where Raphael is."
[Back at McFingers’ mansion, Raphael is strapped to a chair next to the other comedians. All three now have helmets on their heads. Wires run from the helmets into the machine.]
Raphael "I don't know what you're up to, McFingers, but you won't get away with it."
McFingers "You oughta be flattered. You're gonna take part in a scientific experiment."
Joey "Ooh! Experiment?"
Raphael "Don't worry, Joey. This guy doesn't look like a scientific genius to me."
McFingers "I don't have to be. I can buy brains. Come on out, Professor."
[The door opens and the man who enters look exactly like Baxter Stockman, except for the red hair.]
Raphael "Baxter Stockman! What are you doing here?"
Barney Stockman "I am not Baxter! Baxter is my brother! I'm Barney Stockman! Barney!"
Raphael "Well, that's incredible. You look just like him."
Barney "I'm sick and tired of everyone telling me that. I'm much better looking. My brother botched an experiment and turned himself into a fly. Tell me! Do I look like an insect to you? Do my eyes bug out? Can I walk on ceilings?"
Shecky "I don't know. I never seen your act."
McFingers "Okay, Professor. Cut the temper tantrum, and let's get on with it."
Raphael "Uh, get on with what?"
Barney "Gentlemen! You are about to witness the effects of my latest invention, the Gag-a-magnifier!"
[He throws a lever to activate the machine.]
Raphael "Gag-a-magnifier?"
Barney "It increases the comedy power of jokes by six-thousand percent!"
Shecky "Oh, I sure could have used this thing last night."
Joey "Yeah. Where can I buy one?"
Barney "I'm hoping to have it in stores by Christmas."
McFingers "Forget all that. Tell them how it works."
Barney "We take a really funny comedian, hook him up to the gag-a-magnifier, and project his super-enhanced jokes throughout the city! Reducing the citizens to helpless hysteria!"
McFingers "And while the poor jerks are rolling around on the ground laughing, me and the boys swipe whatever we want."
Barney "And now, to determine which of you three is the funniest."
Raphael "I can't believe this is happening. This is too bizarre... even for a cartoon."
Shecky "Aw, don't waste your time with a test. Just hook me up."
Joey "You? You couldn't get a laugh out of a ticklish hyena."
Shecky "Oh, yeah? Your jokes are so old they get on the bus for half fare."
Barney "Gentlemen! Gentlemen! We'll let the laugh meter decide who's the funniest."
McFingers "Okay, you bozos, it's show time.
You, gagameister, make me laugh."
[He approaches Joey.]
You, gagameister, make me laugh."
Joey "Okay, here it goes. You know how to find a head on a worm? You tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs."
[A meter on the machine moves slightly.]
McFingers "That was a real groaner.
Okay, funny man, now it's your turn."
[He turns to Shecky.]
Okay, funny man, now it's your turn."
Shecky "Wait'll you hear this one. It'll kill ya. I just met the meanest guy in the whole world. He bought a homing pigeon, and then he moved!"
[The meter moves a little higher.]
McFingers "A giggle. Close but no cigar. Okay, Mr. Greenjeans, your turn."
Raphael "All right. Here goes nothing. And I do mean nothing. You know the best place to raise turtles? In an elevator."
[The machine’s meter moves all the way over and the machine laughs.]
Barney "Bingo! We found our subject!"
McFingers "Congratulations, kid. You got the job."
Raphael "Are you totally nuts? That's the worst joke I ever heard! I think you and your invention both have a couple of screws loose."
McFingers "The machine works fine, and you're the one it picked."
Raphael "Whoopee. Lucky me."
Shecky "Do you believe it? They actually picked that yo-yo in the turtle skin over me."
Joey "Or better yet, over me!"
Raphael "I'm warning you, McFingers. You can lead a turtle to a gag-a-magnifier, but you can't make him joke."
McFingers "What exactly does that mean?"
Raphael "It means I refuse to be part of your vicious scheme."
McFingers "Oh, yeah? Professor? Show our little green friend what'll happen to his buddies if he don't cooperate."
Barney "With the greatest of pleasure."
[He pushes a lever and both of the comedians receive a continuous shock.]
Raphael "Okay. Stop. You win! I'll do it."
[Barney powers the machine down and the comedians stop screaming.]
McFingers "I knew you'd see it my way."
Barney "All right, young man. It's show time."
Raphael "You know what you get if you cross a turtle with a mousetrap? A snapping turtle. You know why turtles can't become electricians? They get shell shocked.
I have a great memory. You might say I have turtle recall."
[His jokes start going out on loudspeakers all over town, enhanced by the joke waves from the machine.]
I have a great memory. You might say I have turtle recall."
[People in the streets are laughing so hard they can’t stand up. Stockman watches from a monitor and jumps and down victoriously.]
Barney "It's working. It's working!"
McFingers "Okay, let's get rolling."
Barney "Wait! If you're going out there, you'd better put on these gag masks. They'll protect you against the effects of the joke waves."
[McFingers and his goons ride into the city in his car. All three are wearing masks with large ears and a large nose.]
McFingers "Okay, guys, time to take advantage of a helpless population."
Raphael "Know what you call a turtle in a steam bath? A turtle neck sweater. It's not easy for a turtle to get a job. No one wants to shell out the money."
[As he tells jokes, McFingers and his gang rob a bank. The guard is rolling on the floor laughing.]
TV Anchorman "Attention, all citizens. Be on the alert for an insidious joke wave that's approaching our city."
[A joke wave hits him.]
Raphael "I'm a turtle, and my doctor's a duck. I'm beginning to think he's a real quack."
TV Anchorman "A real quack."
[He falls down on his desk laughing.]
Raphael "I've never seen a man-eating shark, but I have seen a turtle eating pizza!"
[McFingers and gang leave another bank with all the valuables they can carry. The two guards outside are laughing so hard they don’t even see them.]
Pinky’s First Goon "Hey, Boss, I thought the Mona Lisa was supposed to be smiling not laughing."
[He’s holding the Mona Lisa painting, but her smile is now a full-blown laugh. As Raphael’s jokes continue, his brothers ride through the streets in their turtle van.]
Raphael "You know a turtle's favorite pasta? Turtlini!"
April "This is so frustrating. We can hear Raphael, but we don't know where they've taken him."
Michelangelo "Don't sweat, dudette. We'll find him."
Donatello "It's a lucky thing I installed a sound wave modifier in the turtle van. Without it, we'd all be helpless with laughter by now."
Michelangelo "From Raphael's jokes? Gimme a break! They're not that funny."
Donatello "I agree, but someone is magnifying their laughability factor."
Leonardo "That club owner mentioned a Pinky McFingers. All we have to do is find him."
April "Lots of luck, Leonardo. The police have been looking for his hideout for years.
Uh-oh, it's my boss. Hi, Chief."
[A phone rings.]
Uh-oh, it's my boss. Hi, Chief."
Thompson "April, we go on the air in five minutes. Where's that botanical gardens footage?"
April "I'm afraid I didn't get any, Mr. Thompson. I've been following an even bigger story."
Thompson "You what? You deliberately disobeyed my orders?"
[A joke wave hits him.]
Raphael "Some people think turtles are poisonous. I bite my nails all the time, and I'm fine."
Thompson "Why I ought to-- to
assign you to writing--
cue cards for the weather man!"
[Chuckles.]
assign you to writing--
[Laughs.]
cue cards for the weather man!"
[He begins laughing uncontrollably.]
April "Gosh, Chief, uh, I'm glad you're taking it so well."
Donatello "Hold everything, gang. I think I'm on to something."
Michelangelo "Well, like what, dude?"
Donatello "Well, I matched an old voice print of Raphael's to this tracking device, and I'm getting a reading."
[His tracking screen is beeping. On it is the image of a small turtle.]
April "Look, there he is!"
Michelangelo "Hang tight, little green bud! We're on our way!"
[McFingers and his gang return to the mansion with bags of money and art.]
McFingers "Hey, everybody!"
Barney "It worked! My gag-a-magnifier is a success!"
McFingers "It sure is, Professor."
Pinkey’s Second Goon "Hey, Boss, what do we do with these priceless masterpieces?"
McFingers "Toss them in the corner where they won't get damaged."
Pinky’s First Goon "Right, Boss."
Raphael "Okay, now that you've got what you've wanted, how about letting us go?"
McFingers "No way. Plundering the city was just small-time, local stuff. Now we're going nationwide."
Raphael "What are you talking about?"
McFingers "You got twenty-four hours to come up with some brand-new jokes. Tomorrow, we're gonna knock off the National Mint."
Leonardo "You'll have to get by us first!"
Barney "More turtle comedians!"
McFingers "Go home, you guys. This one's already got the job."
Shecky "You guys must have gotten the real deal on those suits."
Donatello "We're not comedians, but we always have the last laugh!"
McFingers "Take care of these clowns."
Barney "No! Allow me!"
Leonardo "It's Baxter Stockman!"
Michelangelo "The fly dude? What's buzzin', cousin?"
Raphael "Aw, you shouldn't have said that, Michelangelo. It really bugs him."
Barney "How many times must I tell people? I'm not Baxter! I'm Barney!"
[He pulls a lever on his machine and a ray zaps the turtles.]
Leonardo "What's... happening?"
Donatello "It's some sort of paralyzing ray."
McFingers "Okay, now, take 'em."
Shecky "Looks like your pals are about to get roughed up by those gorillas."
Raphael "There's still a chance."
[He dips a foot into the coins that McFingers dropped on the floor. Catching a few on top of his foot, he flings them at the machine and hits a lever.]
Raphael "Shecky, your jokes are the only thing that can save us now."
Joey "Uh-oh we're in big trouble."
Shecky "My jokes? Save us?"
Raphael "Trust me. Just go into your act."
Shecky "Yeah, yeah. My brother broke his arm in two places. If I were him, I'd stay out of those places.
Know why the ocean roars? You'd roar, too, if you had lobsters in your bed. Speaking of fish, aren't sardines stupid? They lock themselves in the can, then they leave the key outside."
[The goons, McFingers, and Barney are hit by joke waves and start laughing.]
Know why the ocean roars? You'd roar, too, if you had lobsters in your bed. Speaking of fish, aren't sardines stupid? They lock themselves in the can, then they leave the key outside."
[The bad guys all fall down laughing. April enters the room with the police.]
April "This is the hideout, Sergeant."
Sergeant "It's Pinky McFingers, all right. We finally got him."
Raphael "April! How'd you ever find this place?"
April "You might say we followed your laugh track."
[Back at the lair, Raphael stands in front of his brothers, who are seated on the couch.]
Raphael "Okay, guys, you have to listen to the new routine I just wrote. I open with this really dynamite joke. You know what's green then yellow then green then yellow? A yellow-bellied turtle rolling down a hill!"
[The other turtles all groan and throw pillows at him.]
Michelangelo "Yuck."
Donatello "Aw, please."
Leonardo "Raphael, come on."
Raphael "Watch it, guys. I can buy Stockman's gag-a-magnifier real cheap."
Donatello "You do, and we'll buy the House of Ha-Ha's trapdoor."
[Everyone but Raphael laughs.]
[End Credits]