[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Pan down to the Technodrome in the crevasse in the Arctic. Krang is working on a very large machine.]
Krang "This is the most despicable, fiendish invention of my entire evil career."
Shredder "We give up. What is it?"
Krang "It's an interdimensional splitting device."
Rocksteady "Interdimensional spitting? Yuck, how disgusting."
Shredder "That's splitting, you cretins! Not spitting!"
Krang "It's finally ready. Now I will spit, uh, split the dimension barrier, creating Krang's Chasm, a gaping, bottomless pit."
[He laughs and then presses a button on the machine. Sparks fly and rays start shooting out.]
Krang "Ooh."
Shredder "Hit the deck!"
[Krang's Android Body is hit several times and breaks into pieces.]
Krang "Don't just stand there. Do something!"
Bebop "Uh, sorry, Krang. I never was very good at jigsaw puzzles."
[Cut to the Turtle Lair. The Turtles are asleep and snoring. Suddenly, loud rock music begins playing and shakes the lair.]
Leonardo "Okay, that does it."
Raphael "I have got to get some Zs."
Donatello "Michelangelo is out of here."
[All three jump out of bed and run to another room. There they find Michelangelo seated in a chair, listening to music playing on his boom box. His brothers grab the boom box off the arm of the chair and then Raphael and Leonardo pick up Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Wait a minute!"
Leonardo "We warned you, Michelangelo. No more rock and roll!"
[They carry him out of the lair. The radio station DJ begins speaking.]
Dickie Bark "Okay, canine cuties, chow down on this three-woof tune on pirate radio W.O.O.F. Woof, woof, woof!"
[Donatello turns off the radio. They continue into the sewer tunnels with Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "But dudes, I'm listening to my main man, Dickie Bark, the Woofman! And it's tune time, woof, woof, woof!"
Leonardo "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's snooze time."
Raphael "That Bark guy's woofing is driving me out of my shell."
Michelangelo "But dudes, it's the numero uno station in the whole city. Just give it a listen. It'll grow on you."
Raphael "Yeah, like a fungus!"
[Raphael and Leonardo toss Michelangelo into the water.]
Michelangelo "Hey, w--wait!
You dudes will be sorry!"
[They toss the boom box in next to him.]
You dudes will be sorry!"
Turtles "Good night, dude!"
[The three Turtles push furniture to block the lair entrance.]
Michelangelo "Oh, sure, make me sleep in the cold, wet sewer. Well, at least I've got Dickie Bark to keep me company."
[He shakes the water off the boom box and turns it on.]