Hey, I’m not a bad boy. Just because I wanna break every bone in those green-headed Turtles’ bodies. And just cuz I wanna rip out their lungs and tear off their legs – that doesn’t make me bad – it makes me good. In fact, I’m the greatest Turtle-tearer to ever perforate those puny punks in the ring. I like to kick high and kick low, and with you at my controls, we can pounce and pound any Turtle who dares to challenge us. I got the attitude and the power – and with your anti-Turtle timing, we will be the undefeated champs of the world. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!