[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Open in the Turtle Lair. Michelangelo is at the kitchen table, eating pizza.]
Leonardo "Michelangelo, that's your sixth pizza in less than an hour!"
Donatello "Have you ever thought of calling Pizza Eaters Anonymous?"
Michelangelo "Well, I don't know. Do they deliver?"
Leonardo "I think you've had enough."
[He takes the pizza out of Michelangelo’s hand.]
Michelangelo "Hey, dude, I'm only eating 'cause I'm bored. With Krang and Shredder stuck in the Arctic, it's definitely Dullsville around here. I'd trade a week's supply of pizza for a little excitement."
[A hole opens in the ceiling and a drill comes through. It goes down to the table, spears the pizza, and rises back up again.]
Turtles "Wha? Whoa!"
Michelangelo "Bummer, dudes! It's that creepazoid Krang! He's invented a pizza-grabbing module!"
Raphael "Uh, I seriously doubt it. The drill was stamped "Made in New Jersey.""
Leonardo "Come on, guys. We'd better check this out."
[Wearing trench coats and fedoras topside, the Turtles follow the sound of a jackhammer.]
Michelangelo "Scope it out, dudes. That's what glommed onto my pizza."
[An oil derrick sits next to the Piltdown Petroleum Products building.]
Leonardo "They're drilling for oil! From somebody else's storage tanks!"
Raphael "This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "self-service.”"
[Dark liquid shoots up in a geyser. A man signals to his associates.]
Gangster "Oh, we did it! Bring the truck."
Michelangelo "Those dudes struck it rich!"
[The dark liquid spills onto the sidewalk. Donatello scoops some onto his finger and sniffs.]
Donatello "This isn't oil. It's antifreeze."
Michelangelo "Totally bizarro! Why would anyone steal antifreeze in August?"
[Cut to the Arctic, and down to the Technodrome. Krang communicates with Big Louie in New York City.]
Krang "Excellent work, Big Louie. You're my kind of slime ball. Now, about that antifreeze."
Big Louie "You get your antifreeze when I get my diamond."
Krang "Ah, yes, the diamond. Patience, Big Louie. Shredder had to make a little side trip."
[They both start laughing. Shift to the Transport Module as it drills its way through the dirt.]
Rocksteady "Ooh! Ooh! Can we go in one of those glass-bottom boats, Boss? Huh? Can we? Huh? Huh? Can we?"
Bebop "Yeah. [snorts] And I want to feed some alligators."
Shredder "If you idiots don't get ready to surface, I'll feed you to the alligators!"
Rocksteady "Aw! Just let him try and borrow some of my sunscreen."