[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode opens on the Technodrome.]
Krang "Trust me, Shredder. Soon we will have unlimited fuel."
Shredder "Dream on, Krang. The Technodrome is so low on fuel, you can barely power your view screens."
Krang "Listen, I have just learned that a formula exists in another dimension that can transmute crude oil into liquid hydrogen."
Shredder "The element we need to power the Technodrome. Which dimension is that?"
Krang "It is called Dimension Z, but we only have enough power to open the porthole to Dimension Z for a short time. It is our only hope."
[In the turtles’ lair, the turtles and Splinter watch one of April’s televised reports.]
April O'Neil "And where does this vase come from, Professor?"
Museum Professor "The "vahse", Miss O'Neil, comes from the ancient province of Hu Yu."
Michelangelo "Hu Yu? Is that an answer or a question?"
Splinter "The Hu Yu province was famous for its fine porcelain."
Leonardo "They sure turned out a lot of it. From the looks of it, that museum has every piece ever made."
Splinter "Not so, Leonardo. There is one person who has more Hu Yu porcelain yet. And his name is Shredder."
Donatello "Shredder?"
Splinter "When he turned the Foot Clan into a criminal army, he stole all the Hu Yu porcelain he could find."
Raphael "Since when has shred head been interested in objet d'art?"
Splinter "It is not the quality he cares about, Raphael. It is the value."
Donatello "Suddenly, I've got an urge to see that exhibit."
[Back at the Technodrome, the villains continue their plotting.]
Krang "I think I've found Dimension Z, Shredder. But we have just enough energy to open the trans-dimensional porthole for thirty seconds. We must get that oil transmuter from Dimension Z, or we're finished."
[Nearby, Rocksteady and Bebop watch April’s interview on their TV.]
Professor "And this is a fine example of early Hu Yu dynasty. Not to be confused with the Yu Hu dynasty."
Rocksteady "Hey, boss, this museum's got lots of porcelain junk, just like you."
Shredder "Quiet, you birdbrains. Can't you see I'm busy?"
Krang "Look, this must be it."
Shredder "That's Dimension Z? Ha ha ha!"
[A figure bounces across the landscape they are seeing through the view screen of the portal.]
Mister Ogg "What were you expecting, Minneapolis?"
Krang "This can't be right. Dimension Z is a highly-evolved civilization. What dimension is this?"
Ogg "Why, it's, um-- oh, I had it a minute ago."
Krang "Quickly! The portal will close in five seconds."
Ogg "It will? Uh-oh!"
[Ogg leaps through the portal and Shredder catches him.]
Shredder "What in blazes?"
Ogg "Ha! Whew! Just in time."
Shredder "Who are you?"
Ogg "Ogg's the name-- Mr. Ogg to you. Oh. Nice mask. Ha!
I can see why you wear it."
[He lifts the mask to look beneath it and then lets it snap back on Shredder’s face.]
I can see why you wear it."
Shredder "Ow! Why, you... Ow!"
Ogg "Now is that any way to treat a guest? Mmwah!"
[Ogg kisses Shredder.]
Shredder "Aah! Yecchh! Ptui! Bebop, Rocksteady, take care of this insolent creature."
Rocksteady "Okay, you little pipsqueak."
Ogg "You think I'm little?"
[He zaps them and both shrink. They reply in tiny, high pitched voices.]
Both "You big bully! Ooh! Make us normal mutants again!"
Krang "We must stop this alien before he does any more damage."
Ogg "I'm warning you. Take one more step, and you'll be sorry."
[Ogg waves his hand and transforms the Technodrome.]
Krang "He's turned the Technodrome into a pumpkin."
Rocksteady "I think I once heard this in a fairy tale."
Ogg "Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Shredder "I will destroy that midget."
Krang "Wait."
[Ogg flies through the Technodrome and stops at an ornate door.]
Ogg "Hmm. Must be a chop suey joint. Oh! Gosh-a-rooni! Thousand-year-old Hu Yu porcelain. Ha ha ha! This stuff is the best!"
[Krang and Shredder are tracking him on a map of the Technodrome.]
Shredder "He's in my personal quarters!
My antique vases-- what happened to them?"
[They run to his quarters.]
My antique vases-- what happened to them?"
Ogg "Those were yours? Oh, you really have good taste.
Oh, and they tasted good."
[He burps.]
Oh, and they tasted good."
Shredder "He's eaten my porcelain collection! Oh!"
Krang "I'll handle this. Mr. Ogg, I noticed your fondness for antique vases."
Ogg "Ha ha! I love 'em! I love 'em! The older, the better."
Krang "Well, I know where you can get thousands of them."
Ogg "Thousands of them? Where? Where? Where? Tell me, tell me, tell me where!"
Krang "Not so fast, my friend. First, you must help us."
Ogg "Oh, anything. Name it, it's yours."
Krang "Change this place back to normal."
Ogg "Done."
[He snaps his finger and everything reverts back to normal.]
Bebop "Oh, I was starting to get an inferiority complex."
Ogg "Okay, what else? What else?"
Krang "Now give me that formula that transmutes oil into liquid hydrogen."
Ogg "Done and double-done. Ha!"
Krang "Let's see here. "One--tear open on dotted line. Two-- sprinkle contents on crude oil. Three-- conquer world.""
Ogg "Now where are those antiques at, old pal, old buddy, old friend?"
Krang "Why, up there. In the city. We'd take you there ourselves, but the bad people who live there won't let us visit."
Ogg "Oh, how terrible."
Krang "Yes. They persecuted us and drove us into the ground. We're the victims of human cruelty."
Ogg "Oh, ho ho! That's the saddest story I ever heard. Who did these terrible things to you?"
Krang "They all did, but especially those four vicious-- ha ha ha--turtles."
[Krang shows him a picture of the turtles.]
Ogg "Turtles, eh? Ha! I'll show 'em they can't kick my buddies around. I'll make 'em wish they'd never been hatched. Ha ha!"
Shredder "Do you think we can trust him?"
Krang "Who knows? But while he dispatches the turtles, you cop an oil tanker. Where would you be without me to do your thinking for you?"
[Ogg exits the tunnels and rises up into the city.]
Ogg "All right, you bunch of meanies, I'll teach you to persecute innocent little alien brains."
[He transforms light posts into rockets which blast off. Then he transforms automobiles into bumper cars. Meanwhile, the turtles, dressed in business suits, are walking along down the sidewalk.]
Raphael "Donatello, these are awful disguises. What are we supposed to be, anyway?"
Michelangelo "I think it's a bunch of squares, dude."
[A building transforms in front of them.]
Leonardo "Uh, guys I think there's something very wrong here."
Raphael "You got that right. Nobody wears four-button cuffs anymore."
Leonardo "No, I mean that barber pole that used to be a skyscraper."
Donatello "Say, that is odd."
Ogg "No, it's Ogg! Ha! And all you nasty-type people must pay for pushing around my alien buddies."
Donatello "It's a little three-foot high floating visitor from another dimension."
Michelangelo "Whoa. Now, there's something you don't see every day."
[Ogg zaps them.]
Leonardo "Our suits have disappeared."
Ogg "Hey, you're those evil turtles. I'll fix you."
[He changes light posts into giant hammers that try to bash the turtles.]
All "Whoa! Hey!"
Michelangelo "This is totally bogus behavior, microdude."
[He throws a grappling line at Ogg, who ducks. The line wraps around a pole and Ogg changes it to a large bow.]
Ogg "Of course you realize this means war! Ha!"
[He zaps a construction vehicle, turning the crane into a giant chainsaw. It races towards the turtles.]
All "Whoa! Look out! A chain saw! It's huge!"
Ogg "Oh, you think you're so tough just because you've got shells? Ha ha! This'll make a great movie ‘The turtle chainsaw massacre’."
[The chainsaw rolls up the side of a building and chops off a billboard. The turtles run as it hits the street just where they’d been standing.]
Donatello "What has this guy got against turtles?"
Raphael "Why don't you ask him?"
Leonardo "We've gotta lure that thing over there."
[The turtles run into the park and stop near a pond.]
All "Over here! Come over here! Try and get us!"
[The chainsaw drives into the water.]
Donatello "Go!"
[They race over to confront Ogg.]
Leonardo "We've got some questions for you, mister."
Raphael "Right. Like, uh, how many trees to the gallon that chainsaw gets."
Michelangelo "We're gonna clean your clock."
Ogg "Guess again, Einstein."
[He transforms their weapons into cleaning supplies.]
Donatello "Well, uh, maybe we can clean your living room."
Ogg "I'll plaster you for what you did to my pals Shredder and Krang."
[He opens a valve on a fire hydrant and sprays them with chocolate sauce.]
Michelangelo "Mmm. Chocolate."
Donatello "Unh. There is no way we're gonna beat that guy."
Michelangelo "Mmm. But at least we'll all eat well."
Leonardo "He said Shredder and Krang."
Donatello "I had a feeling those two were behind this."
[Cut to a sailor, working on his boat.]
Shredder "Excuse me, I wonder if I might rent your boat?"
Sailor "Sorry, she's not available."
Shredder "Then I wonder if I might take it?"
[He shoves the sailor overboard.]
Sailor "Mutiny! Piracy! I'll put you in irons!"
Shredder "There she is, four million barrels of oil, ours for the taking!"
Rocksteady "Ooh, shiver me timbers."
Bebop "And while you're at it, shiver mine also."
[The turtles approach Ogg, who is leaning against a large ice cream cone.]
Leonardo "We'd like a word with you, Mr. Ogg."
Ogg "Ha! You guys are getting too hot under the collar. Why don't you cool off?
Have some ice cream."
[He changes a mound of dirt in ice cream. A bucket truck scoops it up and tosses it on top of the turtles.]
Have some ice cream."
All "Ouch! Whoa!"
Ogg "Ha! The world's biggest sundae, and it's only Tuesday."
[He changes another light post and it sprays the turtles with green sauce.]
Donatello "You know, I'm beginning to dislike that little twerp."
Raphael "Yeah, but you gotta admit he picks good flavors."
Leonardo "Listen, Ogg, why are you doing this?"
Ogg "Because you're mean to my pals Shredder and Krang."
Michelangelo "But they're evil, dude. They want to, like, conquer the world."
Ogg "So? What's wrong with being an overachiever?"
[He turns a refuse box into a boxing glove on a spring. It punches Michelangelo and he bounces into an antique shop.]
Michelangelo "Whoa!
All right, you little creepola."
[He picks up a vase and throws it at Ogg.]
All right, you little creepola."
Ogg "Hey, hey, hey! This is a priceless antique. Be careful with it!"
Donatello "Wait. You don't care about skyscrapers—"
Raphael "Or automobiles—"
Michelangelo "Or street lights."
Leonardo "So why this concern about a vase?"
Ogg ""Vahse”, you uncultured philistine! It's a thousand-year-old Hu Yu vase. See?"
[Ogg starts eating the vase.]
Michelangelo "Man, there is just no accounting for taste."
[Out on the water, Shredder approaches the tanker.]
Shredder "Ahoy, tanker! Prepare to be boarded.
Follow me, mates."
[He launches a grappling hook over the rail and starts climbing.]
Follow me, mates."
Crewman "Hey. What do you think you're doing?"
[Shredder tosses the two crewmen overboard.]
Shredder "Getting rid of you."
Both "Whoa!"
Shredder "This vessel will surrender to me at once."
Bebop "Uh, hoist up your poop deck. Mizzen your mainmast."
[The rest of the crew jumps overboard.]
Crewmen "Aah! Whoa! Look out! Whoa!"
[Ogg has nearly finished eating the entire vase.]
Ogg "Mmm. I can't get enough of this stuff."
Leonardo "You like to eat porcelain?"
Ogg "Oh, yeah! Especially the well-aged thousand-year-old variety like this."
Donatello "But you've got all that power. Why not just wiggle your fingers and make some?"
Ogg "Hey. If I just made it, it wouldn't be a thousand years old, would it? First, I'm gonna finish this. Then I'm gonna finish you turtles-- ha! For good."
Donatello "Guys, I've got a plan. Call me nutsy, but I don't think Ogg can hurt us."
Raphael "Ok, nutsy. I'll bite."
Donatello "Think about it. He could be making bombs and bullets, but instead he's trying to take us out with pies and ice cream."
Michelangelo "Actually, it's not a bad way to go."
Ogg "Ha ha ha!"
Donatello "We have to find out what his connection is to Shredder and Krang."
Michelangelo "But, like, how?"
Donatello "I told ya. I got a plan. Hey, Oggie, old boy. Uh, would you spare us if we could get you some more of that antique porcelain?"
Ogg "Would I? I might even do you a favor like I did my pals Shredder and Krang."
Michelangelo "What favor is that, little dude?"
Ogg "Hmm. Nothing special. I gave them a chemical that'll turn that tanker oil they're stealing into liquid hydrogen."
Leonardo "But with all that fuel, they could repower the Technodrome and rule the world."
Ogg "Who cares about that? Where's my porcelain?"
Donatello "We'll get it for you. But we'll need your help."
Leonardo "Just come with us. And no more trouble."
Ogg "Oh, no more trouble. I promise. Ha! Turtles are such trusting little souls."
[On the tanker, Shredder is preparing to steal the oil.]
Shredder "Excellent. The force of gravity will pull the oil down through the hole we made with the pneumatic module straight into the Technodrome."
[April meets up with the turtles and Ogg in front of the museum.]
Leonardo "Do you think you can help us, April?"
April O’Neil "Are you kidding? I'd do anything for an exclusive story about him."
Leonardo "Donatello, you get to the lair, and fast. We need our pandimensional portal generator."
Donatello "You got it."
Leonardo "Michelangelo, you and Raphael stop Shredder from stealing that oil."
Ogg "Hey, what's going on?"
[Leonardo tosses a sheet over him and bundles him up.]
Leonardo "Keep quiet if you want that porcelain."
[April rings the museum’s doorbell.]
Museum Guard "Sorry. The museum's closed."
April "April O'Neil, Channel 6 news. I've got a deadline in five minutes."
Museum Guard "I-I don't know, Miss O'Neil, nobody said anything about this."
April "It's okay. Trust me."
Leonardo "Oh, I'm her cameraman."
[Ogg flies along behind him.]
Museum Guard "What's this?"
Leonardo "Uh, my new lightweight camera equipment."
Ogg "Let me out of here.
Hey. What's that noise?"
[April opens a mummy case.]
Hey. What's that noise?"
Leonardo "Uh, we were opening the porcelain display case for you."
[He pulls the sheet off of Ogg.]
Ogg "Oh, boy, oh, boy! Ha! Yum yum! Let me at 'em.
Hey! You tricked me! Ha!"
[They shove him into the case and close the door.]
Hey! You tricked me! Ha!"
[He starts laughing maniacally and things in the museum change into desert treats.]
April "This is incredible. We've got to get Ogg back to his own dimension.
And we've gotta do it before he turns the whole city into one gigantic fruit salad."
[He looks out a window and sees buildings turning into giant fruit.]
And we've gotta do it before he turns the whole city into one gigantic fruit salad."
Ogg "Let me out of here! Ha! I'll get you for tricking me!"
April "What are we gonna do? He's flipping out completely."
Leonardo "Let's hope Donatello gets here soon with the portal generator."
[Cut to Donatello, who is pushing the generator through the tunnels.]
Donatello "Unh! This trans-dimensional portal generator weighs a ton. Boy, everyone else gets to ride around on boats or capture weird creatures. Me, I get all the hard work."
[Meanwhile, Michelangelo and Raphael are on a pier, looking out at the tanker.]
Michelangelo "Scope it out. There's the tanker."
Raphael "And look who's playing pirate-- it's Bebop and Rocksteady."
Michelangelo "Holy guacamole! Ogg must be partying again."
Raphael "He's turned the Statue of Liberty into a cheap souvenir."
Michelangelo "This time, the dude's gone too far!"
April "Leonardo, look out! What in the world?"
[Ogg manages to break free.]
Ogg "I'll teach you to trick me!"
Leonardo "Ice cream! And it's blocking the exit."
April "Isn't there a fire law against that?"
Leonardo "Hey, we can go out this window."
April "Are you nuts?"
Ogg "Nuts! Ha! That's what I forgot."
[Large nuts start falling from the ceiling, pelting the pair.]
April "Me and my big mouth."
[The pair leap through the window and land in the back of a garbage truck.]
April "Aah!"
Leonardo "Look out!"
Both "Ugh!"
April "Blecchh! I definitely must ask Mr. Thompson for a raise."
[Back on the tanker, Shredder is gloating over his theft.]
Shredder "In a few minutes, the tanks will be drained. All that oil will be ours."
[There’s a thumping sound. Michelangelo and Raphael are on deck, each holding an oar.]
Raphael "Give it up, guys. It's over."
Shredder "The turtles! Bebop! Rocksteady! Get them!"
[Michelangelo lifts both with his oar and pitches them aside.]
Both "Whoa!"
Shredder "You turtles will have to get up oily in the morning to beat me.
Why should they get all the bad puns?"
[He opens a valve and floods the deck with oil.]
Why should they get all the bad puns?"
[The two turtles go sliding across the deck and hit a wall.]
Both "Whoa! Whoa!"
Shredder "Enough of this. We have work to do."
[Leonardo and April stop running as they reach a street corner.]
April "I think we ditched Ogg."
Leonardo "But he's going to tear up the city until we find a substitute for those antiques."
April "Well, you've only got one option that I can see."
[They look across the street at an antique store.]
Leonardo ""Hayward's bargain basement. Fine imitation antiques." Perfect."
April "A half dozen of your finest cheap imitation Hu Yu vases—vahses. Oh, never mind."
[They exit the antique store pushing a cart of vases.]
Leonardo "Now to find Ogg."
April "Unless he finds us first."
Ogg "Oh, this is it. Ha! No more Mr. Nice Alien."
Leonardo "We can't let him have the vases until Donatello gets here."
[He pushes the cart into a hiding spot. On the tanker, Bebop closes the oil valve.]
Bebop "That's the last of the oil, boss."
Shredder "Now to return to the Technodrome and watch Krang turn it into liquid hydrogen. But first, this time bomb should do the job nicely, turtles. Ha ha ha!"
[Shredder places the bomb next to the chairs to which Raphael and Michelangelo are tied. On the street, Ogg confronts April and Leonardo.]
Ogg "I'm gonna turn you into... something awful."
Leonardo "Now, don't do anything rash, Ogg. We've got lots of fresh antique vases for you."
[April uses her turtlecom.]
April "Donatello, hurry! We need you."
[Donatello appears, carrying the portal generator.]
Donatello "Sorry, but this thing is heavy."
Ogg "Now, hand over those vases!"
[He turns a high rise into an ice cream cone.]
April "Wow. I've got to get some footage of this. Quick, fellas, look at this."
[Leonardo peers through her camera and sees that the high rise hasn’t changed.]
Leonardo "It must be some kind of illusion, and the camera doesn’t pick it up. Even if it is an illusion, we've still got to get him out of here.
Here they are, Ogg."
[He pushes the cart into the open.]
Here they are, Ogg."
Ogg "Ha! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! I need those babies."
Donatello "You'll get them, but first, you've gotta do us a couple of favors."
Ogg "Uh, you name it, you got it."
Donatello "Make everything normal again."
Ogg "Deal.
Okay. What next? And make it snappy. I'm starving."
[He snaps his fingers and everything returns to normal.]
Okay. What next? And make it snappy. I'm starving."
Donatello "Could you show me the dimension you come from, just so I could say I saw it?"
Ogg "There it is. What a dump, huh? Okay. Now let me have 'em."
Donatello "You heard him, Leonardo. Let him have it."
Leonardo "Come and get it."
[Leonardo tosses the vases through the portal.]
Ogg "Ha! And away we go!"
Donatello "And that, folks, is the last we'll be seeing of Mr. Ogg."
[On the tanker, the bomb’s timer continues to beep.]
Raphael "We're teenage mutant ninja turtles. We oughta be able to escape from a corny setup like this.
What are you doing?"
[Michelangelo starts moving.]
What are you doing?"
Michelangelo "Well, I saw this flick where a tied-up dude wiggled till he fell over."
[They both fall.]
Raphael "Okay. What did the guy do then?"
Michelangelo "Uh, I don't know. I went out for popcorn."
[Donatello suddenly appears.]
Donatello "Banzai!"
[He uses his bō staff like a golf club and sends the bomb soaring. It hits the water and explodes. Donatello and April untie the captives.]
Michelangelo "But we weren't able to stop Shredder. He's got all that oil in the Technodrome."
Raphael "Ha ha ha. Gee, isn't that just too bad?"
[Inside the Technodrome, Krang prepares to change the oil.]
Krang "Now to turn this oil into liquid hydrogen.
It's happening! It's happening! It's not happening!
We've been tricked!"
[He pours the pouch contents into the oil.]
It's happening! It's happening! It's not happening!
[The oil splatters everything.]
We've been tricked!"
Shredder "Who's going to clean up this mess?"
Rocksteady "If we keep our eyes shut, they'll never find us."
[Inside the turtles’ lair, the guys discuss the past events.]
Donatello "Now that Ogg's gone, it's kinda nice to be able to tell what's what again."
Raphael "How's the pizza, Michelangelo?"
Michelangelo "Coming right up, amigos.
Huh? Oh! Bummer, dudes. Look what happened to the pizza."
[He opens the oven door.]
Huh? Oh! Bummer, dudes. Look what happened to the pizza."
[The pizza is covered in bolts and sprockets.]
Donatello "Maybe we didn't get rid of Ogg after all."
[The portal screen comes on to show an angry Ogg glaring at them.]
Ogg "There's what you get for tricking me.
I nearly chipped a tooth on this cheap imitation porcelain. Ha! Take that!
And that! And that!"
[He throws vases at the turtles.]
I nearly chipped a tooth on this cheap imitation porcelain. Ha! Take that!
[He keeps throwing vases and the turtles duck.]
And that! And that!"
Raphael "You know, he's kind of cute when he's angry."
Ogg "Ha ha ha!"
[End Credits]