[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode opens on Michelangelo running through the city streets at nighttime.]
Michelangelo "Bummer, they're on to me. I've got to make turtle tracks out of here. Maybe there's a sewer entrance in this alley. Whoa! Far out! Ugh! I can't lift this thing. I've gotta hide somewhere. Those newspapers! I'll hide in there."
[He dives into a pile of newspapers. There is a mechanical clanking noise nearby and suddenly the papers are lifted off of him. Standing there is a large robotic dinosaur.]
Michelangelo "No!
No, not the Tyrano Toys! Ahh!
Whoa. Whoa, what happened, dude?"
[Scene shifts; Michelangelo is on the floor in the turtles’ lair, his face covered by a newspaper.]
No, not the Tyrano Toys! Ahh!
[Raphael pulls the paper off his face.]
Whoa. Whoa, what happened, dude?"
Raphael "You fell asleep with this newspaper on your face. It was definite improvement."
Michelangelo "Whoa, I must have been dreaming.
One of these was chasing me. It's a brand-new robot toy, the Tyrano Toy."
[He shows Raphael a picture in the paper.]
One of these was chasing me. It's a brand-new robot toy, the Tyrano Toy."
Raphael "Oh, that reminds me. April's about to give a special report on the Toy Fair."
[He turns on the television just as Donatello and Leonardo join them.]
Donatello "Great, we got here just in time."
April O'Neil "This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 News, reporting from the annual Toy Fair. Manufacturers come from all over the world to exhibit their newest products. Sorry, kids, but the Toy Fair is only open to people in the toy business. You'll just have to wait until they reach the shops."
Michelangelo "Major bummer! I was looking forward to that Toy Fair."
Leonardo "You heard April. It's not open to the public."
Michelangelo "No problemo, dude. I am not a public. I am a turtle.
Ta-da! I'll go as a toy store owner."
[He slips into a closet and then steps back out wearing a fake mustache and bow tie.]
Ta-da! I'll go as a toy store owner."
Raphael "You'd have better luck going as a toy."
[They all laugh.]
Leonardo "Good one, Raphael."
[Wearing a beret, suit, and carrying a brief case, Michelangelo approaches the entrance to the building housing the toy fair.]
Michelangelo "All right! I made it!"
Security Guard "Just where do you think you're going?"
Michelangelo "Oh, it's cool, dude. Uh, officer dude. See, I'm a toy salesman.
Look!
Uh, well, I sell antique toys. Oh, ooh, ooh!"
[Opens his briefcase to show some toys.]
Look!
[The wheels fall off the toy truck.]
Uh, well, I sell antique toys. Oh, ooh, ooh!"
[He goes bouncing down the stairs. At the top, the guard dusts off his hands.]
Security Guard "And don't try that again!"
Michelangelo "And people think salesmen have an easy life.
Whoa! I'm beginning to get a truly gnarly notion."
[He sees a delivery truck marked “Tyler Toys” parked at an open loading dock.]
Whoa! I'm beginning to get a truly gnarly notion."
[In his head, he hears Raphael say “You'd have better luck going as a toy.” Next scene shows Michelangelo being carried out of the truck by two delivery men.]
Delivery 1 "Pretty weird-looking toy, ain't it?"
Delivery 2 "Yeah, there's no accountin' for taste."
[They set him down in the “Lovable Stuffed Animal” display.]
Michelangelo "Whoa, this is toy heaven! I'm gonna scope out those Tyrano Toys. Well, here's the Tyler Toys booth, but no Tyrano Toys."
[At the sound of a child’s voice, he stiffens up to pose as a toy.]
Kevin Tyler "Daddy, I want that! I want that turtle toy, Daddy!"
Mr. Tyler "Just a moment, Kevin. I'm talking to Mr. Weasel."
Wilbur Weazell "Uh, that's pronounced Weaz-ell, Mr. Tyler."
Kevin "Daddy, I want that turtle toy right now!"
Mr. Tyler "Oh, all right, Kevin. Have that turtle toy shipped to the estate, Weasel. I didn't even know we made those."
Weazell "Yes, Mr. Tyler."
Mr. Tyler "And make sure the Tyrano Toys are here in time for the opening. The truck is parked at the rear of my estate."
Weazell "Maurice, Dwayne? Take that turtle toy to Mr. Tyler's estate."
Dwayne "Right, Mr. Weasel."
Weazell "That's Weaz-el! Weaz-el!"
Michelangelo "Looks like my toy imitation worked too well. Now that kid wants to take me home. Oh, bummer! The security guard."
[He pretends to be a toy again and the two Tyler employees pick Michelangelo up and carry him off. In front of the Fair building, April is giving a live report.]
April "Till our next Channel 6 update from the Toy Fair, this is April O'Neil signing off."
Vernon "Oh, I'm certainly glad that's over. I can't imagine anything more boring than reporting on some silly Toy Fair."
April "I don't believe it! That's Michelangelo!"
Vernon "Don't tell me they're now making toys of those nasty turtles."
[The Tyler employees throw Michelangelo into the truck. His turtlecom falls out of his belt and rolls off the truck before the back doors are closed.]
Michelangelo "Ouch!"
April "This is April calling the turtles!"
Leonardo "This is Leonardo. Go ahead, April."
April "I'm at the Toy Fair and I just saw two men carrying Michelangelo away!"
Raphael "Uh-huh. I always knew they'd cart that knucklehead off sooner or later. Were they wearing white coats?"
April "No. They were two men from the Tyler Toy company. And I didn't like the looks of them, either."
Leonardo "We're on our way, April."
[Inside the truck, Michelangelo stands up.]
Michelangelo "I think it's time to call a screeching halt to this turtle toy stuff."
Dwayne "Uh, Maurice, did you bring them, uh, reprogram microchips?"
Maurice "Yep. Got 'em right here. Old man Tyler sure gonna be surprised when his Tyrano Toys start wrecking everything."
Dwayne "Yeah."
Michelangelo "Wrecking everything? I'd better be a toy just a skosh longer and find out what these dudes are up to."
Dwayne "I thought I heard something. You want to check out that stupid turtle toy?"
[Michelangelo pretends to be a toy again and falls over.]
Maurice "It's okay, Dwayne. It just fell over."
[Inside the Turtle Van, the other turtles race to rescue their brother.]
Leonardo "Hurry, Raphael! Faster!"
Raphael "Right. And if we get stopped for speeding, I'll let you explain how a mutant turtle can't get a driver's license."
Leonardo "There's the Toy Fair, up ahead!"
Donatello "And there's the Tyler Toy company truck headed our way."
Leonardo "Let's flag these guys down. Maybe they know where Michelangelo's been taken."
Raphael "You got it."
[The van stops and Leonardo leaps out of the back to flag down the delivery truck.]
Leonardo "Hey, hold up a minute!"
Dwayne "Hey, look. It's another one of them turtle toys."
Maurice "Yeah, but this one's a-movin'. I think they're battery powered."
Dwayne "Let's find out."
[He chuckles evilly and then speeds right at Leonardo.]
Leonardo "Hey, slow down! Slow down!
Whoa!"
[Leonardo leaps onto the top of the turtle van and the truck hits the backend, making the van spin.]
Whoa!"
Donatello "Leonardo--that van was heading right for him!"
Leonardo "Quite a ride, huh, fellas?"
Raphael "Next time, I think I'll walk."
Leonardo "We'll never catch that truck now. We'd better head to the Toy Fair and find out what's happened to Michelangelo."
[The front gates open at the Tyler Estate and the delivery truck drives onto the property. The grounds are full of life-sized toys. The men pull up and park in front of the house.]
Dwayne "Come on, let's take this thing up to the brat's playroom."
Maurice "Yeah. And then we'll go put them microchips in the rest of the Tyrano Toys."
[When they get to Kevin’s playroom, they throw Michelangelo inside.]
Dwayne "Ugh! That is one heavy toy."
Maurice "Oh, quit complaining, Dwayne. When Weazell takes over Tyler Toys, you and me's gonna be living here, and old man Tyler will be carrying our stuff."
Dwayne "Ha, ha, ha. I like that idea."
Maurice "Me too."
Michelangelo "Cowabunga! What a bodacious playroom! I wonder if I could put one in the lair. But first, I'd better call the turtles. I don't like what those dudes were rapping about. Uh-oh! My turtlecom is gone! Oh, well, the guys will find me sooner or later."
[The turtles meet up with April outside of the Toy Fair.]
April "And the two men who took Michelangelo were taking orders from Wilbur Weazell."
Raphael "Wilbur Weazell? Sounds like the name of a cartoon character."
April "He's Tyler Toys' head designer. He designed the new Tyrano Toys that everyone's talking about."
Donatello "Thanks, April. I guess we'd better talk to this Weazell and find out what happened to Michelangelo."
Leonardo "And we'll have to get into the Toy Fair to do it. That means—"
Both Brothers "The scenic sewer route."
[They come up from the sewers in a construction area.]
Donatello "So where's the Toy Fair?"
Leonardo "Probably on the other side of that wall."
[Inside the fair, Weazell is working on a Tyrano Toy when his two henchmen arrive.]
Dwayne "Well, sir, we took that turtle toy to Tyler's like you told us to."
Maurice "Mercy, that's a lot of T's in one sentence."
Weazell "Good. Did you install the microchips in the Tyrano Toys at the estate?"
Maurice "We did, just like you showed us, Mr. Weasel."
Weazell "That's Weaz-ell!"
Maurice "Right. Weaz-ell!"
Weazell "The fair doesn't open for another few hours. I think it's time for a little try-out of my new, improved Tyrano Toys. Ha, ha, ha!"
[He presses a button on a handheld controller. The Tyrano toy spins around and a weapon springs out from a hidden panel in its chest.]
Maurice "Look out!"
Weazell "Mr. Tyler thinks this toy is his crowning achievement. But when these robots destroy everything in their path, it will be the end of Tyler Toys! Ha, ha, he, he! Then I, Wilbur Weazell, will take my rightful place as the world's greatest toy maker. A little demonstration of their destructive power is in order, I believe."
[A laser blast shoots from the weapon and sets a bunch of boxes on fire. From around a corner, the turtles are spying on them.]
Leonardo "That's no toy; that's a weapon."
[Back at the estate, Michelangelo is making airplane noises and crashing sounds as he plays with Kevin’s toys.]
Kevin "Hey, what are you doing? You're a toy! You can't play with those! They're mine!"
[He snatches the toys from Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Whoa! Cool it, little dude! I'm not a toy."
Kevin "You are so! You're just some fancy robot, that's all. And I don't like you."
[He activates a toy tank and it fires ping pong balls at Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Whoa! Chill, will you?"
Kevin "I'll chill you, Mr. Robot!"
Michelangelo "Enough playing around. It's time to get real."
[He dodges the tank and knocks it over.]
Kevin "You're not a toy. Those were real ninja moves. Wow! You're one of the Ninja Turtles!"
Michelangelo "Don't you know it's not cool to be rude to your guests, dude?"
Kevin "Wait, don't go."
Michelangelo "Forget it! I don't wanna hang out where I'm not wanted."
Kevin "I'm sorry, okay? I--I never get to play with anybody else. I guess I don't know the rules. Would you stay? Please?"
Michelangelo "Oh, all right. Name's Michelangelo. What do you want to do?"
Kevin "Aw, anything you want! A real Ninja Turtle in my house! Wow!"
[At the Fair, the other turtles continue spying.]
Donatello "Oh, that's terrible. Innocent little kids are gonna buy those robots. We can't let that happen."
Raphael "Right. It'll give all toys a bad name."
Leonardo "Well, then let's do something about it."
[They leap out from their hiding place.]
All "Turtle power!"
Maurice "It's more of them turtle toys."
Weazell "Those aren't toys, you fool! Those are the Ninja Turtles!"
Dwayne "Oh, great. This don't look good."
Donatello "We don't know who you are, Mister, but you're not gonna put those weapons into the hands of trusting children."
Weazell "Allow me to introduce myself. Wilbur Weazell, the world's greatest toy maker."
Raphael "Wilbur the Weasel, huh? It suits ya’."
Weazell "I keep telling everyone, it's Weaz-ell! Oh, never mind. Get them!"
[The two henchman grab boards and swing at the turtles, who duck. The men hit each other and drop the boards and then Raphael and Leonardo pick up the men. They toss them into the outstretched arms of a Tyrano Toy.]
Maurice "Hey! Put us down!"
Leonardo "How about if we hang you up instead?"
Weazell "You might not have such an easy time of it with me.
Go! Go find something to take care of these turtles!"
[He activates the Tyrono Toys. The turtles start taking them down. He yells at the two henchmen.]
Go! Go find something to take care of these turtles!"
Leonardo "Weazell's getting away!"
[They are being fired upon by the Tyrano Toy’s lasers.]
Raphael "Getting away-- what a good idea. Why didn't I think of that?"
[Weazell has entered the cab of an overhead crane.]
Leonardo "Weazell's up there. We've gotta get him."
Donatello "Throw our ninja ropes up there. We can swing up to that cab."
[They swing on their ropes towards Weazell.]
Weazell "Ha, ha, ha! Perfect! Just what I thought you'd do."
Leonardo "We've got you now, Weazell!"
[Just before they reach the cab they are trapped in a net.]
Raphael "Somebody certainly has got somebody."
Weazell "Not even the terrible turtles can thwart my tactics for true toy terror."
[Giggles manically.]
Donatello "Wow, that's even more T's in one sentence."
[Maurice and Dwayne appear below, both driving bobcat front end loaders.]
Leonardo "We can cut our way out of this."
Donatello "Leonardo, if you cut the net, we'll fall, and it's a long drop."
Raphael "Well, it's not the long drop that worries me. It's that sudden stop at the end of it."
[They struggle in the net as Weazell lowers it towards his henchmen.]
Raphael "That reminds me, I have a dental appointment this afternoon."
Donatello "You had a dental appointment."
Mr. Tyler "Weazell, come down from there. What are you doing?"
Weazell "Be good or I'll drop you on Tyler. Be right down."
Mr. Tyler "I want you to drop what you're doing."
Raphael "Terrible choice of words."
Mr. Tyler "I have some things to discuss with you about the Tyrano Toys exhibit."
Weazell "Right away, sir. Let me give some last-minute instructions to my associates.
Get back to Tyler's estate before he does and get rid of that other turtle.
Why don't you fellows just hang around until I get back?"
[To his henchmen.]
Get back to Tyler's estate before he does and get rid of that other turtle.
[To the turtles.]
Why don't you fellows just hang around until I get back?"
[In the kitchen at the Tyler Estate, Michelangelo and Kevin are cooking. Kevin takes a pizza from the oven.]
Kevin "Oh, wow, I did it! My first pizza!"
Michelangelo "Looks totally triumphant, dude, but it needs the Michelangelo seal of approval. So let's chow down.
Hey, don't sweat it, little bud. You deserve an "A" for effort.
Mm! And it's bodaciously good!"
[The pizza melts into a puddle with Kevin puts it on the table.]
Hey, don't sweat it, little bud. You deserve an "A" for effort.
[He scoops up a handful and eats it.]
Mm! And it's bodaciously good!"
[The sound of tires screeching draws Kevin’s attention. He looks out of a window.]
Kevin "It's those two guys who brought you here, and they're coming in."
Michelangelo "Uh-oh, those bozos are up to no good, and I wanna find out what."
Kevin "Quick, we can hide in here."
[He runs to the pantry where he and Michelangelo hide.]
Maurice "You get the truckload of Tyrano Toys. I'll finish off that turtle."
Kevin "Finish off? They can't do that to my friend!"
[He jumps out of the pantry.]
Michelangelo "Kevin, wait!"
Kevin "When my father hears what you're doing, he'll fire the both of you!"
Michelangelo "Yo, dudes! Still wanna toy around?"
Dwayne "It's alive!"
Maurice "Grab that turtle! And the kid!"
[Michelangelo rolls cans across the floor at them. They step on them and fall.]
Both "Whoa! Ohh!"
Michelangelo "Sorry we have to split, dudes."
[The two henchmen land in sinks full of water.]
Dwayne "Oof! You know, I liked that turtle better when he was a toy."
Maurice "We've gotta grab 'em before they get to the gate. Let's get the truck."
[Michelangelo and Kevin run across the front lawn.]
Michelangelo "We sure could use your father at a time like this."
Kevin "Aw, my dad's never around when I need him."
[The henchman drive the delivery truck straight at them.]
Michelangelo "Let's split up. It's me they want.
Whoa! Oh, great, I just had my shell waxed."
[He dives aside to avoid being hit and lands in a mud puddle.]
Whoa! Oh, great, I just had my shell waxed."
[The delivery van is stopped at the gate by Mr. Tyler’s limo.]
Mr. Tyler "I don't know what's going on here, but you're both fired."
[The two henchman grab him and tie him up.]
Maurice "Well, that's okay, Tyler. We're working for your new boss, Weasel."
Dwayne "That's Weaz-ell."
Maurice "Dump him in the cellar. We've gotta find that turtle and the kid."
Kevin "Michelangelo, we've gotta save my dad."
Michelangelo "We will, but we'll need help and my compadres are at the Toy Fair. We need wheels."
Kevin "Hey, I've got a toy electric car in the garage."
Michelangelo "Then let's haul shell!"
[The other turtles are still trapped in the net at the Toy Fair. Weazell operates the crane controls in the cab.]
Weazell "Time to finish cleaning up."
[Weazell rolls them over to where a trash dumpster sits below.]
Donatello "I'm totally in favor of recycling, but not when I'm the cyclee."
Raphael "I've got an idea."
[He tosses a sai at crane’s arm and it explodes. The net rocks and Raphael grabs onto a chain hanging from an overhead door, which stabilizes them.]
Raphael "Ah! I got it. Leonardo, cut the net."
Leonardo "Will do."
[He cuts the net and they fall. Raphael clings to the chain and grabs his brother’s hands.]
Raphael "Grab on to me, guys.
Let's get that weasel, Weaz-ell."
[Their weight rolls the door down and the turtles run back towards Weazell.]
Let's get that weasel, Weaz-ell."
Leonardo "There! We'll follow him. My bid is he's headed for the Tyler estate."
[Tires screeching, Michelangelo drives the little electric car out of the garage. They dodge the delivery truck.]
Kevin "Head for the rear of the estate. Then we can lose 'em."
[A Tyler Toy 18-wheeler sits on the property and Michelangelo zooms under it.]
Maurice "Hey, where'd they go?"
[Weazell pulls up in his car.]
Dwayne "Boss, we were just looking for that turtle."
Weazell "Never mind him. We're stepping up our time table. Take the Tyrano Toys to the Toy Fair now."
[The other turtles arrive in the turtle van.]
Leonardo "How about that? Even odds."
Weazell "I hate even odds!"
[He operates is remote controller. The back of the toy truck opens and Tyrano toys march out.]
Raphael "Boy, if you think you can intimidate the Ninja Turtles with a bunch of robot dinosaurs—
You're absolutely right."
[The toys fire lasers at them and they duck behind a toy car.]
You're absolutely right."
[Leonardo backs away from a dino but another approaches from behind. He leaps out of the way at the last minute. They collide and break into pieces. Donatello dodges a tail hit.]
Donatello "Nya, nya, you missed!
Whoa!
Oof!"
[A second one smacks him and sends him flying.]
Whoa!
[He smashes into his brothers.]
Oof!"
Leonardo "How are we doing, fellas?"
Donatello "Oh, I estimate four down... and about forty to go."
[They are surrounded. Michelangelo and Kevin have gotten into the house.]
Michelangelo "They say you fight fire with fire, so why not fight toys with toys?
All right, troops, forward march!"
[He’s lined up all of Kevin’s toys.]
All right, troops, forward march!"
[Outside, the turtles are being backed into a corner by laser fire. The toy army draws the bad guys’ attention.]
Weazell "What in blazes is going on?"
Leonardo "It's Michelangelo!"
Michelangelo "That's General Michelangelo to you, dude."
[He tosses a rope around a Tyrano toy, pulling it off its feet and wrecking it.]
Raphael "Michelangelo, you never could resist a party."
[Kevin drives over the henchmen’s toes with his car.]
Henchmen "Hey! Ow!"
[Kevin’s toys start destroying the dinos. Leonardo and Raphal build a fort around a group of Tyranos.]
Raphael "Signed, sealed, and—
Undelivered."
[the fort burns down.]
Undelivered."
[The Tyrano lasers begin destroying Kevin’s toys.]
Donatello "Those Tyrano Toys are computer controlled. If I could find the frequency of Weazell's microchips, I could shut them down."
Michelangelo "How long's that going to take?"
Donatello "Oh, maybe a few hours."
Michelangelo "I hate to burst your bubble, bud, but we don't have hours."
Kevin "My dad's got all the Tyler Toys specifications in the house computer."
Michelangelo "Well, let's boogey!"
[They hop in the electric car and race past the dynos. Inside the house, they zip down a staircase and enter the cellar.]
Michelangelo "Yeehaw!"
[They run over to where Mr. Tyler is tied up and Kevin releases him.]
Mr. Tyler "What are you?"
Kevin "He's a Ninja Turtle, Dad. I'll explain later. But first, we've gotta stop Weazell."
[Sitting at his desk in the cellar, Mr. Tyler types instructions into a handheld device and gives it to Michelangelo.]
Mr. Tyler "This master unit will override any of Weazell's controllers."
Michelangelo "All right!
Oh, no. I hope this wasn't the Turtles' last stand."
[He runs outside and sees total destruction.]
Oh, no. I hope this wasn't the Turtles' last stand."
Weazell "Ha, ha, ha! The totality of the Teenage Turtles cannot touch the terror of my Tyrano Toys."
Maurice "Gee, that's got a lot of T's in that."
Weazell "Will you shut up?"
Maurice "Yes, sir."
Donatello "The Tyrano Toys have stopped."
Raphael "Darn it. Just when I wrote this great surrender speech."
Weazell "It can't be!"
Michelangelo "Wrong, dude! We're through toying around with you."
[He uses the master unit to make the Tyrano toys grab Weazell and his henchmen.]
Mr. Tyler "Weazell, you're fired! And as for you two—"
Maurice "Uh, Mr. Tyler, we'd be willing to take a pay cut."
Dwayne "But only if we could get those guys' autographs."
[Later the turtles prepare to leave.]
Mr. Tyler "Thank you all for your help. I realize now that what a son needs is a father he can talk to instead of a lot of toys to play with."
Kevin "Dad, let's not get carried away. I'm gonna miss you, Michelangelo."
Michelangelo "Likewise, micro dude. Come and see us in the sewer anytime."
Mr. Tyler "Your friends will always be welcome here too, Kevin."
Kevin "Thanks, Dad."
[Donatello starts sniffling and wipes tears from his eyes.]
Donatello "Oh, don't mind me. I always cry at happy endings."
[End Credits]