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[Episode begins at a warehouse. The turtles are fighting the Kraang droids.]
Leo: Keep moving. Don't let them surround you. Failure is not an option.
Donnie: Technically, failure is always an option.
Raph: You know what else is an option? Slapping you!
[They both dodged the lasers]
Donnie: Mikey! On the right!
MIkey: Your right or my right?
[Mikey dodge the lasers. Donnie tries to whack it but it won't budge.]
Donnie: Are you kidding me? I hate this thing!
[The Kraangdroid turns, only to get stabbed in the head by Raph.]
Raph: Nice work. When we're done here, there's a marching band that needs a majorette.
[More lasers fly past them. Leo leaped in the air and sliced a Kraang as Raph ran up to a pipe and jumped onto the Krang’s shoulders, stabbing it with his sais. The robot collapses and the alien escapes.]
Kraang droid: Kraang, the present is being a positive time to be the testing of the energy cannon.
[The aliens opened the door and emerging from the dark was a cannon.]
Leo: Everyone, stand your ground!
[The machine started to power up.]
Leo: On second thought, run!
[The cannon started to fire as everyone ran away. Donnie almost got hit by the blast until the top of his staff was destroyed, leaving a smoking remainder.]
Donnie: Oh, come on!
Mikey: Dude, your weapon just exploded!
Donnie: How am I supposed to fight advanced alien technology with a stupid stick?!
[He throws the staff away as his brothers back away toward the window.]
[Theme song.]
Kraang: Kraang, destroy those who call themselves the turtles when that which is the signal is the signal that is given by me!
[Leo used a ninja star into a pipe, which hit the button to lift, pushing the cannon into the wall and crashing into the kraang droids. They were all stuck by the machine as their alien bodies retreated before the turtles got out using the window.]
Raph: Dumb luck.
Leo: Wasn't luck, my friend. And dumb had nothing to do with it.
[Donnie is trying to pull a Krang droid outside.]
Donnie: Hey. Give me a hand with this.
Leo: A hand with what?
[Later, the turtles are dragging the droid.]
Raph: We're carrying this thing because why?
Donnie: Don't you want to understand how these things work?
Raph: I know how they work. You hit 'em till the brainy toy surprise pops out.
Donnie: That's your problem, Raph. You never think things through.
[He tosses the dead Kraang Droid to the manhole but it's stuck on its side.]
Raph: Was that supposed to fit?
[He looks at Donnie and Donnie tries to kick the body into the manhole but it is still stuck. Back at the lair]
Donnie: [tinkering the robot body] This technology is light-years ahead of anything I've ever seen! Do you know what this is?
[He holds up a small chip with three circles on it.]
April: No.
Donnie: Neither do I! But I can't wait to find out!
[Splinter comes in with a new bo staff for Donnie.]
Raph: Look, Spike. Donnie got another stick to break.
Donnie: With all due respect, sensei, I can't keep fighting alien technology with a six foot staff. I was hoping to upgrade my weapon.
Splinter: Mmm. A 7-foot staff. Interesting.
Donnie: No, I meant using modern technology.
Splinter: Aah, a solar-powered staff.
Donnie: I'm serious, sensei.
Splinter: I know. And yes, you may upgrade your weapon.
Donnie: That's totally unfair! You can't just- [stops and realizes what Splinter said] Wait, did you say yes?
Splinter: Ninjas have improved their arsenal for centuries. We are masters of adaptation.
Donnie: [hopefully] That is great! 'Cause with this technology, I will be invincible! What should I make? Electric sais? Multi-shot shuriken? Plasma swords! [Giggles.] I just gave myself goosebumps. You wanna feel? Eh?
April: Pass.
Splinter: But remember, technology is a means, not an end. It is you who must prevail in battle, not your weapon. Combat is not a video game.
Donnie: That's it! I'll turn combat into a video game! Thanks, sensei.
[Donnie grabs the droid into his lab. Later...]
April: Hey guys! Check out this post I got.
Raph: Hang on, April, I just have to destroy Lame-o-nardo.
[Raph easily wins the game against Leo.]
Raph: So what's up?
April: I set up a message board to collect unusual sightings around New York. People send in pics, videos. I also get some stuff that may help us track the Kraang and find my Dad. Like this video of a gas explosion.
[A video shows a Krang emerging from the smoke.]
Leo: A Kraang droid.
MIkey: Where? [falls into the water]
Leo: We'll check it out tonight.
April: Why not now?
Leo: Because it's daytime. We can't let anyone see us.
April: Well, I can.
[She gets up and leaves.]
Leo: April, think about this. It could be dangerous.
April: You know what else could be dangerous? Standing between me and my father.
Leo: Okay.
[Outside, April spies on a Krang droid.]
April: Okay, Kraang-creep ....Lead the way.
[In the lair. Leo is watching Space Heroes. In the show, Captain Ryan Crankshaw and Dr. Mindstrong were exploring a planet.]
Ryan: What do you make of this, Dr. Mindstrong?
Mindstrong: This is very disturbing, Captain, sensors indicate-
[An alien flies past, attaching itself to Mindstrong's head.]
Mindstrong: Everything is fine.
Ryan: Great galaxies!
Crankshaw: Captain, what's happening?
Ryan: Dr. Mindstrong's been taken over by the Cortexicons.
Crankshaw: What'll we do? What'll we do? [gets smacked] Ow!
Ryan: There's only one thing we can do. Dr. Mindstrong must be destroyed.
[Leo's eyes widened as a laser blast could be heard.]
Leo: What a hero.
[Some thunderous metal noises clang. The Turtles turn to see a robotic android that looks like a turtle.]
Robot: Take me to your leader!
MIkey: Leo, it's for you.
Leo: What is this thing?
Donnie: Gentlemen and Raphael, this is the future of ninjutsu.
Raph: I always thought the future of ninjutsu would be taller.
Mikey: Aw, he's so cute.
[Mikey starts to bend down and scratches the robot’s chin. The robot, Metalhead, activates many weapons which causes Mikey to scream and fall over.]
Donnie: [laughs] He doesn't like being tickled.
[Meanwhile, April continued watching the Krang. She sneaked around the corner and listened.]
Kraang Droid: Is that which is the unstable mutagen ready for use in the experiment that Kraang is being ready to begin?
Kraang Droid 2: The unstable mutagen will be tomorrow unleashing in the water supply.
April: [Gasps.] The water supply? Oh, no.
Kraang droid: Many infected humans will mutation. This is being a good way to perfect the mutagen to the point of perfection.
[April gets a close look, only for an extinguisher to fall. The kraang heard the sound and looked and picked it up.]
April: Think ninja. Think ninja.
[April looks for a way out until the Droid looks over, only to find nothing here. A thump is heard as April knocks the Kraang at the back of its head with a pipe and knocks it out of the window. She sighs in relief and leaves.]
Donnie: Isn't it cool? I reverse-engineered it from the Kraangdroid.
Leo: Okay. Why?
Donnie: So the drone can handle the dangerous stuff while we stay out of harm's way.
Raph: Oh, I get it. This is for wimps too afraid to fight.
Donnie: No, it's for wimps too smart to fight, I mean-
Mikey: [taps the robot] Ooh! Let's call him Metalhead. Why, you ask? Because it's got a head and it's made of-
Leo: We get it.
Raph: I don't need a toaster to fight my battles for me.
Leo: This is ridiculous, Donnie. It takes the whole point out of being a ninja.
Donnie: It's exactly the point of being a ninja we adapt. Now watch this. Attack the drone. Give it all you've got.
Leo: You sure? I don't want to break your toy.
Raph: I do!
[Donnie uses the controls as Metalhead activates. Raph charges at it. Then the robot managed to block the attack, slamming him down and tossing him down. Leo and Mikey used their weapons but Metalhead grabbed the weapons, slamming the two turtles down. Metalhead kicks Leo right onto Raph and punches Mikey. They landed in a heap.]
Donnie: [triumphantly] I kicked your shells! And I didn't even have to use the laser cannon! Face it, guys, with this thing I'm invincible!
Raph: Oh, yeah? You know what I mean. [knocks console off of Donnie's hands]
[Donnie picks up the controls]
Donnie: Sensei, I was wondering if I could take Metalhead for a spin tonight.
Splinter: You may.
Donnie: That's totally unfair! You can't just- Wait, what?
Splinter: You have created this new weapon. We must see how well it works.
Donnie: Well, that's great. Thank you, sensei.
Splinter: But it is a test only. Do not take it into combat.
Donnie: No problem, sensei.
Raph: You're taking it into combat, aren't you?
Donnie: Totally! [Giggles.]
[On the rooftop, Metalhead had joined Leo, Raph and Mikey.]
Leo: Should we double back? I think there's a car alarm he didn't set off.
Raph: I kinda like it. It goes nicely with all the sirens and cries for help.
[Donnie is in the lair, holding a console to control Metalhead.]
Donnie: Oh, come on. You guys are just jealous 'cause you're out there in the cold and I'm here eating Mikey's last slice of pizza.
Mikey: Hey! [tries to punch Metalhead] Ow!
April: Hello?
Leo: Hey, guys, quiet. Somebody's coming.
[They get down and Metalhead lowered down slowly,]
April: Guys, it's me.
Leo: April!
[They jump down.]
April: Guys! I was just looking for you.
[Metalhead crashes into a dumpster and comes out. Leo facepalms.]
Raph: Still, it's stealthier than the real Donatello.
April: What the heck is that?
Leo: It's Donnie's latest "brilliant" creation, Metalhead.
Mikey: Catchy name, huh? My idea.
[Donnies voice came, causing them to cover their ears.]
Donnie: [through radio.] Oh, sorry, April. I'm still getting used to the controls. Whoops. Megaphone button got stuck.
April: Guys, we gotta do something. The Kraang are gonna poison the city's water supply with mutagen!
Leo: The whole city will become a disaster area!
Donnie: There'll be mutants everywhere!
Mikey: Wow. Think of all the friends we can make.
[Everyone stared at him as Mikey hugged Metalhead.]
Mikey: Excuse me for being a "glass-half-full" kinda guy.
Leo: Let's go!
Donnie: Yeah! The Kraang don't stand a chance! What?
Leo: Donnie, I need you to hang back. Metalhead is just too clumsy. It'll get in our way.
Donnie: Clumsy?
[Metalhead causes a bunch of garbage cans to fall when he throws his arms out.]
Donnie: I did that on purpose to emphasize my point.
Leo: You're not coming, Donnie.
[They leave]
[Later, Leo, Raph and Mikey investigate while Metalhead and April watch on the rooftop. Metalhead turned his head to April.]
Donnie: So you like heavy metal?
[At the warehouse, the turtles look down from the ceiling and watch the Kraang transporting mutagen.]
Leo: Looks like a Kraang picnic down there.
Raph: Ready to bash some bots?
Leo: Destroy some droids?
Mikey: Clean some closets? Uh, I meant to say crush some Kraang?
[Leo jumped down followed by Raph who defeated the aliens.]
MIkey: Booyakasha!
[Mikey started punching the Kraang before being dragged away. They hid from behind a pillar and spotted the Kraang gathering mutagen. One droid fell and motions the others. The aliens noticed and started to fire their blasters at them. Meanwhile.. Metalhead looked at April, watching with worry.]
Donnie: Look at her. She's so beautiful. On this monitor, she can't tell I'm staring.
April: You do know that's not muted, right?
[Donnie screams and falls over.]
Donnie: [Nervous laugh] Of course! If it was muted, you couldn't hear me joking. Man, I hope she bought that.
April: [covers ears] That's the megaphone.
Donnie: I know! So, how do you think the fight's going?
[A laser strikes the edge of the roof, causing them to fall down and get back up.]
Mikey: [offscreen] Aah! They're everywhere! Run!
April: Not great.
[In the warehouse, the turtles retreat behind the crates.]
Raph: Leo, we're running out of- room.
[They take cover behind the crates.]
Leo: We're trapped!
Mikey: Or maybe, they're the ones who are trapped! Hmm? No, it's us.
[Metalhead crashes through the ceiling and crashes into the Kraang. Both of Metalhead’s arms looked splayed.]
Leo: What are you doing? What is wrong with your arms?
Donnie: My hands aren't on my hips?
Leo: No.
[Raph facepalms]
Donnie: Sorry. Forgot to press B.
[The Kraang surrounded and started to fire but it had no effect on the robot.]
Donnie: Now it's my turn! Eat hot laser!
[Metalhead started shooting lasers destroying the kraang. In the lair, Donnie is laughing, pressing the controls like a game.]
Donnie: [Laughs.] You want some of this? Whoo! [Laughs.] Yeah, baby! [Wild laughter.]
[He fires his fists at the Krang Droids.]
Donnie: Hey, Raph, how does it feel to be shown up by a toaster?
Mikey: Burn!
Donnie: Yeah, I thought that was a good one.
Mikey: No! Burn!
Donnie: Oh. Right.
[Metalhead turned and used a flamethrower on the Kraang. ]
Kraang Droid:: That thing which does violence at Kraang used to do violence for Kraang!
[The Krang shuts down as its alien body comes out of his suit. Metallhead stopped the flames as lasers fired at the turtles. They duck out of the way.]
Mikey: Aah! Dude!
Donnie: Oops! Sorry, Mikey.
Leo: Donnie, watch the friendly fire.
Donnie: Here's some for you! And some for you! And, oh, yeah, I saved a little for you too! How'd that taste?
[Some of the lasers hit the bottles, causing an explosion that knocked Metalhead into a pillar. In the process, the antenna connecting him and Donnie broke off.]
Donnie: No! I lost the control signal! What's that Kraang doing?
[The kraang gets on top of Metalhead and starts to control it. Metalhead activated, his eyes turning pink.]
Donnie: Uh-oh. Guys, if you can hear me, you might wanna run.
Kraang Metalhead: The ones that which are called turtles will now be called turtles that are destroyed!
Mikey: Whew! I was really afraid at the beginning of the sentence, but then I sort of just lost interest towards-
[Metalhead aimed his laser at his arm]
Mikey: Ok. I'm afraid again. [Screams.]
Donnie: Oh, come on! Maybe if I can override-
Splinter: Donatello. The time for games is over.
[Donnie throws the controller away.]
Donnie: You're right. My brothers need me.
Splinter: Wait! Here!
[Splinter throws the bo to Donnie and he catches it.]
[Meanwhile, the turtles are trying to battle Kraang Metalhead.]
Leo: Give him everything you've got.
[Everyone charged and tried to beat him down with their weapons.]
Leo: He's gotta have a weak spot.
Mikey: This always works! [tries to kick but easily hurts.] Ow! Well, usually.
[Metalhead punches him onto the ground and knocks Raph and Leo.]
Kraang Metalhead: Now Kraang will destroy you. Which one wants to be first to be destroyed by Kraang?
Donnie: Me!
[Donnie arrives]
Mikey: Donnie! Bangin' entrance, dude!
Donnie: You guys deal with the droids. I'll handle Metalhead.
[The turtles charge at the Kraang droids as Donnie faces Metalhead.]
Kraang Metalhead: It is the maker of the tech which was the tech that was of the Kraang.
Donnie: Come on, gimme your best- Gaah!
[He didn’t finish as Metalhead used his rocket fist. Donnie hits it as Metalhead gets hit by his own fist. The robot starts to fire lasers and Donnie’s bo gets broken again.]
Donnie: Not again.
[Metalhead fires another rocket fist through his eyes Donnie dodged the explosion and notices a column holding the warehouse.]
Donnie: That might work. Hey, Kraang! [runs to dodge the Kraang] The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!
Kraang Metalhead: The comment that is made by you shows ignorance of Kraang! The ones known by you as mothers…
Donnie: Just come get me!
[Donnie runs past the lasers and leaped over them, landing behind Metalhead and shields himself using his staff as a pillar crashes down. He is okay and his staff was stabbed right through Metalhead's chest.]
Donnie: Booyakasha!
Mikey: Sounds weird when he says it.
Raph: Sounds weird when you say it.
Kraang Metalhead: That which is the revenge will be had on those who are call themselves the turtles.
[Metalhead deactivates, and the small Krang leaves.]
Mikey: Nice job, bro!
Leo: Way to go, Donnie.
Raph: Yeah, not bad. Except for that part where you built the thing in the first place. And the part where it broke. And the part where it tried to kill us. And the part-
Donnie: Ok, I get it.
[Back home.]
Leo: Oh, so close to my high score. Oh!
Splinter: What troubles you, Donatello? [Sighs.]
Donnie: This was all my fault, sensei.
Splinter: You are responsible, yes.
Donnie: Yeah.
Splinter: Responsible for destroying the mutagen. Responsible for saving the people of this city. Responsible for defeating advanced technology using only ingenuity, bravery, and a stick.
Donnie: Thanks, sensei. Maybe you're right.
Splinter: I am.
Donnie: I guess with proper training, there's nothing better than a wooden stick. Except a laser guided, missile-launching wooden stick.
[His staff started to activate the missiles while the others took notice.]
Donnie: It's not supposed to do that! Run!
All: [Screaming.]
[Episode ends]