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[Episode begins with Crognzard and his team running away from a giant rock monsters.]
Crognard Wizardess, Graah, Spooch! Run!
[Crognard and his team are runnign away from traps.]
Wizardess There are too many traps! We'll never survive!
Crognard Crognard can live without survival!
Wizardess Watch out! Zam Zim Falabim!
[She cast a spell and get on a magic carpet. Crognard falls into a hole.]
Spooch Spooch can't watch, spooch spooch!
[Spooch covers his eyes as Crognard fell into a pit of spikes.]
Crognard Crognard is okay! Iron spikes mean nothing to Crognard's mystic pecs!
[Mikey is seen in his bed bored.]
Mikey I can't believe I'm watching Crognard bend spikes with his chest. And I'm still so bored! Ugh, my boredom is becoming a serious medical condition. I need help!
[First he went to ask Leo, who is training with April.]
Leo Hang out? We're practicing our katas. Wanna jump in?
[Mikey looks in Raph's room, think he could play. But he is seen playing with his action figures]
Raph Mikey? Get out! Out!
[Mikey tried Donnie next.]
Donnie I'm too busy to hang out, Mikey. I'm still looking for a retro mutagen for Karai. You see, if I can reverse engineer the main chemical sequence, I think I can ignite the kind of reaction needed to re-write The deoxyribonucleic acid of-
[Mikey groans and leaves. Meanwhile Casey is playing the pinball game.]
Casey Eh, high score. Again. Yo, Mikey! Wanna hang out?
[Mikey gasps brightly. Later the two boys skateboard the rooftops.]
Jason/Mondo Gecko Cowabunga!
[Something knocked them down. Casey and Mikey look where they saw a leopard gecko mutant skateboarding by.]
Casey Another mutant?
Mikey He's awesome! His name should totally be a... Rad Lizard! No, wait, Skatermander! No, that's lame. No, I got it! Mondo Gecko!
Mondo [enraged] Dude, that name sucks! And I'll make you pay for it!
[He yells]
[Theme song]
Mondo Do you know what happened to the last dude that called me names?
Mikey How would we know? We just met you.
[For a moment, Mondo started laughing.]
Mondo Ahhahahahahaha!! You should see the look on your faces! I'm just joshing you, dudes! So, you're a mutant, too? I'm Jason, the most awesome pro skater in the world!
Mikey Jason? That's boring, dude. Mondo Gecko? Not boring!
Casey I don't even know what a gecko is.
Mondo You're lookin' at one. Check it! [licks eyes with his tongue] Well, we can't blink, so we have to lick our eyeballs to keep them moist.
Mikey I've always wanted to lick my own eyeballs!
Casey So you were a pro skater?
Mondo Kinda. I'm gnarly enough to go pro. Look at what being a gecko gets me.[skateboards around the rooftop] Watch him go! Yeah! Cannot be stopped! Yah! Yeah!
Mikey So, uh how did you become a gecko, dude?
Mondo It all started last year...
[His story tells how he became a gecko back in season 2.]
Mondo I was skating my half-pipe which I totally built myself. Awesome, right? It was just me and my pet gecko, Lars, when some crazy ooze fell out of the sky! Turned me into the last thing I touched, my gecko. I totally became a gecko person! Excellent! But then, my parents kicked me out. I wound up on the street, but it's all good! 'Cause I made tons of friends, like you guys! I also shred in my metal band, Savage Bliss! Whoa, look at me now, look at me now, look at me, whoo!
[He mimics electric guitar]
Casey [to Mikey] Dude! There's something about Mondo that I don't trust. For real, dog.
Mikey Dude, he can lick his own eyeballs! Besides, I feel responsible. It's kinda sorta our fault, with the mutagen spill and all. Wait up, Mondo! Booyakasha!
[He follows Mondo.]
[In the lair, April is trying to call Casey but he wasn't answering his phone.]
April Come on, Casey, pick up! We've got homework to do.
Raph Casey's not gonna stop skating just for homework. Tell him it's homework and hockey tickets.
Leo They've been gone a while. Mikey plus Casey plus too much time on their hands equals trouble.
Donnie Oh, come on. What kind of trouble could they really get into?
[in the street, Mondo and Mikey skateboard past the homeless man.]
Mondo Cowabungaaaa!
Mikey Booyakasha!
Casey Goongalla! And, whoa!
Mondo Check the dog!
Mikey One thing, bro. "Booyakasha!" sounds way cooler than "cowabunga!"
Casey But "goongala" is the best!
Mikey Dude, don't even get me started on "goongala. " But "cowabunga?" Way too old school, bro!
Mondo Old school's the only school!
[Casey falls but MIkey catched him.]
Mikey I gotcha, dude.
Casey Hey man! I could've been hurt!
Mondo Oh. Sorry, bro.
[Suddenly, they see the Purple dragons stealing stuff.]
Mikey What you guys doing?
Fong Uh, we're helping a friend move his valuables to our hideout?
Mikey Hmm... That's cool. Good luck with that.
Casey Mikey! You know they're lying, right?
[Realizing it, Mikey gets in front of them.]
Mikey [angrily] You put that stuff back where it came from!
Hun Says who? A turtle freak?
[Hun arrives, he cracks his neck.]
Casey [annoyed] Aw, great. Hun.
Hun: Up for a rematch, Hockey Boy? This time, I'm ready for your tricks.
[Mondo backs away. Hun defeats Casey and breaks his bat, while Michelangelo knocks the purple dragons out. Casey was thrown aside as Mondo came out of the shadows.]
Hun Another pathetic freak?
Mondo [angry] Do you know what happened to the last person that called me names?
[He throws his skateboard and tries to charge but Hun pushed him away.]
Mondo Rope-a-dope! That's right, punk! I got you!
[Hun started to kick Mondo and punch him.]
Mondo That's gonna hurt.
Mikey Oh no. Mondo! Oh no.
[Mondo screams, he is about to meet his death by plummeting to the ground off of the rooftop, but Michelangelo grabs his friend, cries like a Tarzan, he throws himself to Hun, in slow motion, but it's purple dragons.]
Casey What up, Hun?
[They start to fight but Hun manages to defeat them both.]
Mondo I'll help you, I just, uh.. need a minute to catch my breath.
[Casey changes but Hun dodges until he slips on a skateboard and falls into a dumpster.]
Casey: Sucka!
[Mikey finished tying the Purple Dragons. Mondo is seen kicking the purple dragons.]
Mondo And take that! And that! And one of these! And this, and=
[Casey grabs the gecko up.]
Casey Whoa, whoa! Fight's over, bro! Relax, we won!
Mondo You guys saved my life! On the streets, it's everyone for themselves out there.
Mikey Friends don't let friends get kicked off of buildings, dude.
Casey All right, let me leave my calling card and we can get outta here.
Mondo Whoa! 30,000 smackeroos! This'll really help a gecko out.
Mikey Dude! Are you stealing? Only from the bad guy's personal stash!
Casey [irritated] Put it back, Mondo!
Mondo [angrily] Make me, Casey!
Casey Love to!
[Mikey gets between the two angry teens.]
Mikey Cool it, guys! Can't we all just skate along?
Casey [distrusting the gecko]  I don't hang with criminals. I'm out like your mom in a beauty pageant. Peace!
Mondo Skateboarding is not a crime! [to Mikey] C'mon, Mikey. Let's hang out at my place.
Mikey Aw, man!
[In the alley, Casey climbed down the fire escape.]
Casey [angrily] Stupid talking lizard! Mikey's fallen for your shtick, but not Casey Jones! Huh? Who's there?
[He looked around until something began to approach from behind.]
Raph Raph for the win! In yo' face! Who's next? Who can give me some real competition? Casey? Oh, right. He's gone.
Leo [mocking] What kind of trouble could they get into? They've been gone all night!
Raph Casey and Mikey are big boys. They can take care of themselves. Right. I'm calling.
[He takes out his phone but there is no answer.]
Raph Casey's signal is lost.
April Mikey's not picking up either.
Donnie At least he still has a signal I can track. Come on!
[Mondo leads Mikey to the sewer and climbs down the ladder.]
Mikey Whoa! You live in the sewers, too?
Mondo Of course. Mr. X has taken a lot of us mutants in.
Mikey Mr. X?
Mondo You've never heard of Mr. X? Great man. He gave me a home, a job. Maybe if he likes you, he could give you a job, too!
Mikey I already gots a job. I'm a ninja, dog! Oh, ho, ho!
[In the tunnels]
Mondo Come on, dude. Just a little further.
Mikey Where are we? I've never seen this part of the sewer before.
[A cage landed on him.]
Mikey Aah! What the? Run, run, run! Before you get caught, run!
Mondo Mikey, I'm sorry.
[Fishface arrives and pats Mondo's shoulder, we learn that the Fishface is Mr. X.]
Fishface Excellent job, amigo. You lured him right into my trap.
Mikey Fishface?
[Annoyed by this name yet again, Fishface pushes Mikey to the ground.]
FishfacFishface Stamp out anys annoyed Fishface to slap Mondo to the ground.]
Mikey Mondo! Why are you doing this, Fishface?
Fishface It is simple economics, really. Mutants get entertained, I make money, everyone wins. Well, not you are going to lose, tartaruga.
[Mikey gets thrown in a cell and meets Casey.]
Donnie We're close. Not much... Uh oh.
April That can't be good.
Raph Wait, listen to the police radio!
Police 3rd and Sulivan, members of the Purple Dragons with the words "For cops, from Casey" written on one of their foreheads.
Leo Well, at least we know we're close! Let's go!
Casey I don't want to say "I told you so" about Mondo- No, wait, I totally want to say "I told you so!"
Mondo Psst, guys!
[Mondo is near the cage, upside down.]
Mikey Mondo?
Mondo Sorry about all this, dudes. Fishface is bogus! Totally getting you out of here!
[Mondo tries to break them free with his tongue but the light turns on, it scares Mondo as he falls, Fishface's voice is heard.]
Fishface Ohh, Jason, Jason, Jason. You were one of my most promising errand boys. But helping the enemy escape? You are dead to me. In fact, let's make that official, eh? You're going to compete in the race. Right now!
[The lights come on to reveal every mutant and bad guy they faced.]
Mondo Double bogus.
Mikey Totally.
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Mondo: Here comes more cheating!ishface Fishface: Ladies and gentlemutants! In tonight's race: four competitors, one survivor! No rules! Whoever crosses t you dig it?
Casey e, you see that's like a "Who's Who" of evil jerkfaces.
Fishface Meet tonight's racers! First, we have Michelangelo, the dumbest of all the stupid, pathetic turtles!
Mikey Hey, I'm smart! I'm just the party dude!
[everyone boos]
Fishface Next, we have Casey Jones, vigilante and obligatory human ally obli oblidary!
[audience laughs]
Fishface And Jason, the gecko boy, a traitor to mutants everywhere!
[Mondo gasps in fear]
Fishface And for the first time ever, I, Xever Montes, will personally join the race!
Casey Ha! If I can't out-skate a fish, I'm retiring my blades.
Mondo Wrong, dude! I've seen Mr. X on skates. He's way faster than us! We are hosed, man! Seriously hosed!
Mikey Calm down, Mondo! We need a plan. Guys, bring it in.
Fishface That's right, amigos! These robolegs can't be beat!
Stockfly Time to start the race! Ready?
Fishface You are going down.
Stockfly Set... Go!
[The race begins and they fall down the hole. Now they are skating down.]
Mikey This isn't so bad, right, guys? Whoa!
[Fishface rockets past them.]
Casey Rocket skates? No fair!
[The camera begins to watch while Stockfly enters the crowd.]
Rahzar Take a seat already! Idiot!
[Rahzar throws a can on Stockfly while he spits]
Tiger Claw You did not just do that.
Mondo Here comes more cheating!
[The first traps are electric trash cans held by wires.]
Casey Look out!
[Mikey began to dodge them]
Casey If that's the worst he's got= Who said worst?
[The second trap is an aquarium.]
Mondo Aw, no! The aquarium!
Mikey How scary can an aquarium be?
[Fishface uses a battle cry, it affects piranha snakeheads. Now this is death. They scream as they dodged the fish mutants.]
Mondo Look out! Teeth! Teeth!
Casey I hate seafood!
Mikey Aah! Get it off of me!
[One of them bit Mikey.]
Casey Fishface is way ahead! Skate faster!
[The third traps are boulders.]
Mikey Booyakasha!
[Mondo dodged an incoming boulder]
Mondo Hurry! Stay ahead of the arrows!'
[The fourth trap is arrows.]
Mikey What arrows?
Fishface See you at the finish line, fools!
[The fifth traps are the closing crushing walls.]
Casey There's the finish line! Hurry! We just have to get past this last- ugh!
[Casey got himself stuck.]
Mondo Xever's gonna win!
Mikey No way! Now, Mondo! Like a pro!
Mondo Aw, yeah Whoa-oa-oa...
[They spin, making Mondo in the lead]
Mondo Whoa Whoa, pardon me! Cowabunga!
[He puts his hands on the ceiling, and then in slow motion, Mondo smacks Fishface's neck, smacking the face out of his road, Michelangelo dodges the fish mutant and throws himself to the road. Mondo apprehends and falls on top of Fishface, much to the latter's anger.]
Fishface It's not over yet!
Mondo Go, Mikey, go!
[The sixth trap is fire.]
Mikey Oh snap! Yeow! Ooh! Hot! Aah!
[Mikey dodged the flames]
Fishface No one beats Xever!
Mikey No!
Casey Don't count out Casey Jones yet!
[Casey uses his hockey stick to smack screaming Mondo to the finish line, where he uses his tongue to touch the line.]
Mikey Yes!
[audience murmuring in disappointment]
Fishface No no! You cheaters! You are hideous examples of bad sportsmanship!
Mondo We didn't cheat! We looked out for each other. You told me, on the street it's every mutant for himself. Well, you're wrong, dude! Friends don't let friends get kicked off of buildings!
Fishface [stands up] Jason! You are a traitor!
Mondo My name is Mondo Gecko! Cowabunga!
[He charges and ends up punched in the face]
Fishface Seriously? That is all you got?
[Crash, the shellraiser arrives and knocked Fishface]
Leo Right, Raph. Doesn't look like they got into any trouble at all.
Fishface You haven't heard the last of me, turtles! WAhhahah Ompmph!
[The walls crush him multiple times.]
Rahzar Should've bet on yellow.
[The mutants leave in disgust and disappointment.]
April Aw, and who's this lil' guy? He's so cute!
[Donnie and Casey appear to be a little jealous.]
Mondo You ain't so bad yourself, sweetheart.
Mikey Mr. X isn't your boss anymore, Jason. You're free.
Mondo I'm free?
[Mikey then declares Mondo not only his new best friend, but also the new ally to the turtles.]
Casey Gotta admit, you're a pretty cool little gecko dude, dude.
Mondo Thanks. You guys are the best! So, Mikey, can I say "booyakasha" sometimes?
Mikey As long as I can say "cowabunga" once in a while. Like right now!
Both Cowabunga!
[Epsiode ends]
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