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The (fictional) elder brother of explorer Christopher Columbus, Louie accompanied him on his voyage to the "New World". Louie did not feel like he could Europe as the journey rendered him extremely seasick, however, and settled down on a farm in what later became modern day Manhattan. For some reason, his farm drifts in and out of a pocket dimension every 100 years.
Louie is extremely germophobic and a clean freak, which was tough to keep accomplished on his farm with so many animals on it. When the farm appeared in Manhattan in 1993, one of his bulls, Oxy, and one of his goats, Kid, decided they'd had enough of being clean and headed for the filthiest parts in the city. Louie beseeched the Ninja Turtles for help in gathering them and the rest of the escaped animals before his farm returned to its pocket dimension.
The Turtles find the now-mutated bull and goat, going by Oxy Moron and Kid Cortex, and retrieve Louie to come talk some sense in them. Meanwhile, Donatello is volunteered by his brothers to care for the farm in Louie's absence. Louie confronts Oxy and Kid and produces photos of their youth and tells the story of how he raised them. Oxy and Kid tearfully apologize to Louie and agree to come back to the farm. Unfortunately, the 24 hours of the farm's stay in this reality runs out before they can return, leaving Louie, Oxy, Kid, and some other animals behind, and taking Donnie with it. Louie's Pasture
Louie, Oxy, and Kid stay with the Turtles and Splinter, until the Turtles get fed up with his cleanliness. Splinter gets the idea to have Cudley come and transport them to the farm, which he does. When they arrive, they find the farm in ruins and all of the animals, as well as Donatello, obsessed with being filthy. It turns out Sooey, one of Louie's pigs, has also mutated and is more fed-up with the cleanliness conditions than Oxy and Kid were. Now going by "Sooey Generis" and using his newfound hypnosis powers, he has forced the entire farm to regress into filth.
As the remaining Turtles battle Sooey and his hypnotized farm animals and Don, Louie's ducks capture him and drop him into a pond, where he is attacked by fish. Kid tricks Sooey into eating him as he hides in a barrel of TNT, then rams into it after he swallows it, blowing him up and demutating him into multiple normal (although English-speaking) pigs. With the hypnosis broken, the fish stop attacking Louie, but he surfaces from the pond inflated, having ingested too much water.
Cudley arrives and returns the Turtles back home, leaving Louie and his animals where they belong. Pig Heaven