[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Two muscular men approach the ACME science lab building.]
First goon "We've got to sneak inside somehow."
[They both punch the wall and break a large hole in the side of the building.]
Second goon "Uh, the boss said to steal this equipment."
[They each carry a very large piece of equipment out on their shoulders. Next the walk up to the Second City Bank.]
Hans "We've got to pick the lock."
Fitz "Here. Allow me."
[He uses two fingers to pull the entire locking mechanism out. Hans politely holds the door open for his partner.]
Hans "The boss said to steal all the money in the vault."
Fitz "How are we supposed to open it?"
[He pulls the entire vault out of the wall onto his shoulders.]
Hans "That's the boss' problem."
[A third pair of goons walk down a city street.]
Third goon "The boss said to steal some cars."
[Both men pick up cars and balance them on their shoulders. Standing in front of ACME, April O’Neil reports for Channel 6.]
April O'Neil "Police are baffled by the crimes, each of which required superhuman strength to commit."
[In the Turtle Lair, the Turtles watch her report on their television.]
Michelangelo "Whoa, dudes, it would be, like, totally awesome to be that strong."
Leonardo "We've got our brains and our ninja skills."
Donatello "But a little extra muscle wouldn't hurt."
Leonardo "We can outsmart all that muscle. Are you willing to try?"
Michelangelo "That does it. We're taking it to the streets."
Donatello "Yeah."
Raphael "All right!"
[They race out of the lair. April continues her report, which is shown on televisions in an TV store. Casey Jones stands in front of the show window, listening to her.]
April "A wide variety of crimes have been committed by these brawny burglars, and one thing is certain: nothing is safe from these super-strong criminals."
Casey Jones "Brawny burglars, huh? Casey Jones will show 'em. Even the strongest man alive must obey the law."