[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Open inside the Turtle Lair. Three of the Turtles face off against a dummy dressed up like Shredder.]
Donatello "Wretched reptiles, I’ll destroy you for humiliating me."
Raphael "Oh yeah? Destroy this!"
[He leaps and kicks the dummy down.]
Leonardo "With Shredder nearby, can Bebop and Rocksteady be far behind?"
[He and Donatello use their weapons to attack a pair of dummies dressed like their mutant enemies.]
Raphael "Ha-ha. My favorite target."
[The Turtles walk over to where Splinter is watching their practice session.]
Leonardo "Personalizing these targets was an excellent idea, Sensei. Don’t you agree, Michelangelo?"
[They hear the sound of a video game.]
Video game "Entering level 12."
Michelangelo "Not now, dude. I’m about to break 10 billion points on my Space Trek video game."
Video game "Enemy spaceship destroyed. You win."
Michelangelo "Whoa! Way cool! I never made it to the Saurian Nebula of Doom before!"
Splinter "Michelangelo, that is not the way to prepare for your next battle."
Donatello "Splinter’s right. Shredder and his goons are probably preparing their next evil scheme at this very moment."
Raphael "Yeah, and they aren’t doing it by playing video games."
[Elsewhere. . .]
Video game "Mother ship destroyed. You lose."
[Rocksteady is playing the same video game. He and Bebop are seated together in the Technodrome. Bebop is munching on crackers.]
Bebop "Aw, we’ll never get to the Saurian Nebula of Doom at this rate."
[Nearby, Shredder is lounging as he watches Krang make adjustments to his android body with the assistance of some Foot Soldiers.]
Shredder "Krang, instead of working on that robotic body of yours, you should deal with our situation here at the bottom of the ocean."
Krang "All in good time, Shredder. My exo-frame is overdue for its 30,000 mile tune-up.
The binary transformation circuit is operating perfectly. Now to check the new size transformation actuator."
[The hands on the android body change to various weapons.]
The binary transformation circuit is operating perfectly. Now to check the new size transformation actuator."
[A Foot Soldier activates a switch on the nearby control panel. The android body shrinks.]
Krang "Splendid. Now for the reverse."
[The body begins to grow, becoming larger than the table and forcing Bebop and Rocksteady to run. The android body’s feet break part of the wall and its back squishes Shredder and Krang up against a railing.]
Krang "Excellent! It’s working perfectly."
[The body shrinks back down to its normal size.]
Rocksteady "Whatcha doin’, boss?"
Shredder "Nothing that you bubble brains would understand."
Bebop "Can we help?"
Krang "Definitely not! You’re always messing things up."
[Rocksteady trips and drops the box of crackers on the table.]
Rocksteady "Whoa!"
Bebop "Oops."
Krang "See what I mean?"
[Bebop picks up a small computer chip mixed in with the crackers. He smears peanut butter on it.]
Bebop "I consider that a vicious smear on our character.
I think I just bit something that wasn’t a cracker! It’s a computer chip from Krang’s robot body."
[He tosses the computer chip into his mouth, chews, and then takes it back out. It’s all bent and broken.]
I think I just bit something that wasn’t a cracker! It’s a computer chip from Krang’s robot body."
Rocksteady "Uh-oh. We better come up with a replacement before he finds out."
[He sets the video game on the table and smashes it with his fist.]
Bebop "Hey! That’s my favorite video game."
[Rocksteady takes a computer chip out of the game.]
Rocksteady "Oh, Bebop, old chum, these are desperate times.
Mmm. “Voice enhancement circuit.”
This oughta do it."
[He reads from the chip.]
Mmm. “Voice enhancement circuit.”
[He brushes the rest of the crackers off the table and sets the computer chip down.]
This oughta do it."
[He and Bebop step back from the table. On the other end of the table, Krang directs a Foot Soldier.]
Krang "Bring me that motor co-ordination chip.
There. Now to reactivate my creation. Shredder, start the generator."
[The Foot Soldier picks up the video game chip and hands it to Krang, who places it inside the android body.]
There. Now to reactivate my creation. Shredder, start the generator."
Shredder "Next time I join forces with a world conqueror, I’ll be the brains."