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[episode started with The Ulixes arriving at the station.]
Raph: Finally, a little action! Check out all the ships!
Mikey: Dudes, Zayfod's Cantina is bumping! I bet their food is out of this world.
Fugitoid: That joke is older than the rings of Morvuz-9!
Leo: So why are we going here again?
Fugitoid: I promised to find a way to break into the Triceraton Mother Ship, did I not? If you want to steal the first piece of the Black Hole Generator, the first step is to-
Mikey: Distract them with pepperoni! Look at the size of this!
[He holds up a long stick of pepperoni.]
Raph: Mikey, pay attention! This is important stuff! Ugh. Continue, professor.
[He starts chasing Mikey, after Mikey hits him with pepperoni.]
Fugitoid: The first step is to acquire a schematic of the mothership from a shady information dealer named Vrax Belebome.
Leo: So where do we find this guy?
Fugitoid: In a place where Terrans are not welcome. April and Casey will have to stay behind.
April: Aww, come on! Stay behind?
Casey: Oh, this is alien racism! [he falls.]
April: [sighs.] We'll stay here.
Raph: Ah, Mikey!
[The team enters the bar where the aliens are hanging out.]
Raph: For once a place we can sit down, blend in, and eat a meal!
Leo: Don't get too comfortable, Raph.
Fugitoid: In fact, don't make eye, hand, or tentacle contact with anyone or anything. These are outlaws with nothing to lose.
[They begin to explore. Mikey began to smell something and followed only to bumped into a one eyed alien.]
Belebome: My din-din! You trying start something, sucka? 'Cause I got a great ending for you. Got a problem, doofus?
[Mikey bent down, picking up the food that had fallen.]
Mikey: Sorry, dude. Just picking this food up for you. My bad.
Leo: Uh, sorry about this sir, our friend here is odd.
Fugitoid: Wait, stop!
Belebome: Oh, it's you. And these idiots is your muscle, huh? Sorry looking bunch, I must say. Come on, grab a seat there, Honeycutt.
Leo: Remember, Mikey, this guy's got the plans to the Triceraton Mothership, so try not to tick him off again, okay?
Mikey: Mind if I have a little bite?
[Belebome swats his hand away.]
Belebome: You best step up off my Vanarian muffins, son!
Raph: Mikey, what is going on in your head, man?
Mikey: Hmm, I see a land where pizza grows on trees.
[Raph facepalms.]
Fugitoid: I brought the agreed-upon fee of 50,000 Zemulaks. Did you bring the information?
[Belebome takes the cash.]
Belebome: Of course, I'm no rookie, robo-brain. This'll do for a down payment. Another 50,000 and, uh, y'all got yourself a deal!
Fugitoid: What? But you said- This is all I have. It's my life savings!
Belebome: See you when you get the other fifty, losers!
[He burps, making them cough in disgust as Belebome runs away.]
Mikey: Come back here, dude!
[He corners Belebome.]
Mikey: Give him back his money, Bellybomb.
Belebome: It's Belebome!
[He starts to fire his laser, Mikey dodged and takes cover]
Belebome: Come out and fight like a man, chump!
Mikey: Yeah, boy!
Leo: Drop your weapon, freak!
Belebome: How about I drop you instead?
[They began to fire blasters at him and sneak carefully. Belebome came out of his hiding spot.]
Belebome: I'll blast you!
[Mikey jumps and fires, knocking the case and Fugitoid punches him down.]
Mikey: You messed up big time, man!
Raph: Just make good on the deal and we'll forget this happened!
Belebome: Forget it, the deal's off! You're liars, thieves!
Donnie: What? You stole from us!
Leo: We're wasting our time with this loser. Let's go!
Mikey: Yeah, we don't need you, Bellybomb! I got way better secrets than you'll ever have! Like Black Hole pieces and stuff. Booyakasha.
[They begin to leave.]
Belebome: Black Hole piece, huh? Maybe this Mikey moron does have some secrets worth getting my hands on. Summon the Neutrinos! I got a big payday for you fellas.
[At the ship.]
April: Wow. Sounds like a real class act. I thought you knew this guy, Professor?
Raph: Should've smashed that mouth-farter for trying to jack us!
Leo: We may be back where we started, but we'll find another way. Let's blow off some steam in the holo room. You down for some training, Mikey?
Mikey: Nah. I'm gonna chill and scope some Chris Bradford and His 2 Ruff Crew.
[Mikey turns on the TV where a episode begins. Meanwhile, an amoeba-like spaceship flies to the Ulxies.]
Chris: You may have defeated Master C, Sumo Glen, and Lil' Rineo, but you won't get through me, Microchip!
[Microchip attack Chris.]
Mikey: Chris Bradford's so lame.
[Mikey started to fall asleep. The Neutrinos have arrived since they are very tiny. They begin to climb into Mikey's mouth.]
VO: Chris Bradford and His 2 Ruff Crew. A Chris Bradford production.
[Later, Mikey screamed and moaned, with bloodshot eyes and passed out.]
Chris Bradford: Remember, kids, only you can prevent forest fires. Well, you and this roundhouse kick to an arsonist face! Hi-ya!
[After a while, his brothers and humans have arrived to see Mikey, fallen asleep.]
Fugitoid: Is your friend all right?
Raph: Very funny, Mikey, but the joke's over. Get up, you bum!
[Mikey wasn't responding. Donnie checks his eyes. They were zonked out.]
Donnie: He's alive, but totally zonked out. Could it be a delayed response to Bellybomb's noxious burps?
Casey: If this doesn't get him up, nothing will.
[He used a pizza, but Mikey wasn't waking up.]
Casey: What? But that, like, defies the laws of physics!
Fugitoid: [scans Mikey] Oh, dear. I'm afraid Mikey's mind has been infiltrated by Neutrinos.
Donnie: Neutral subatomic particles?
Fugitoid: No, Neutrino is just a nickname due to their microscopic size. No one knows their real name.
Raph: I don't need their whole backstory! What the heck do they want?!
Fugitoid: In short, his mind. Every person has an inner self deep in their consciousness. The Neutrinos track down and remove this inner self, stealing all of his knowledge and memories. Leaving the victim a mindless shell!
Casey: Isn't Mikey already kinda mindless? Who'd want to steal his brains?
April: Maybe that Bellybomb guy?
Fugitoid: I have a plan to save your brother, but it's going to require a little psychic help.
[Later, they were at the core of the ship. The three brothers had their heads attached to a thick tube that goes to a machine that was attached to a hose to Mikey's head.]
Raph: I don't know about this.
Fugitoid: Well, the theory is sound! April will psychically project you into Michelangelo's mind. You must stop the Neutrinos from taking his inner self at all cost!
Donnie: Trying to navigate Mikey's brain is gonna be like trying to watch every TV channel at once!
April: Don't worry, I'll do what I can to help guide you through. We'll find his inner Mikey.
Fugitoid: Remember, if the Neutrinos destroy you inside his mind, your body here will be reduced to a vegetative state.
[The brothers felt shocked.]
Donnie: This is a bad idea!
Leo: Hold up, Fugitoid!
Raph: Wait a second!
[But it was too late, the three turtles got their minds teleported into Mikey's mind. Their eyes went completely white and they drool and moan as we enter the mind.]
Leo: Uh, did we just teleport?
April's voice: No. You're in Mikey's memories, which may not be totally accurate, because, you know, he's Mikey.
Mikey's voice: This is so cool, dudes! We're going on an adventure!
Raph: That's Mikey!
Donnie: This way!
[They find the past selves since they did the LARP roleplay.]
Raph: Mikey, No time to play! We gotta get you someplace safe before the Neutrinos roll up- huh?
April's voice: It's just a memory, Raph.
Donnie: Whoa, it's kinda like holographic movies.
Leo: Maybe Mikey's inner self is hiding out in his-
[They hear Mikey screaming.]
Leo: Mikey!
Donnie: We're coming, Mikey, hang on!
[The Neutrinos appear and try to blast Mikey but he escapes.]
Donnie: The Neutrinos! I thought they'd be a lot smaller.
[They begin to charge at them but their armor is strong.]
Raph: They're not so tough!
[The neutrino punches Raph]
Donnie: These guys are built like tanks.
[The alien knocks Donnie and Raph. Leo tried to slice it but it knocked him down.]
Leo: Armor's too strong, move!
Donnie: We can lose 'em in the streets!
[The three enter the farmhouse memory that they have stayed in season 3.]
Leo: Man, I miss the farmhouse.
Donnie: I don't. [shudders]
[One of the Neutrinos broke through.]
Raph: Neutrinos!
[They escaped and entered another world draped with red curtains and a checkerboard floor.]
April's voice: Sorry about the hard drop. Had to get you guys out of there fast.
Raph: What the heck?
Donnie: Wow, Mikey must have had some wacky adventures without us because I do not remember this place.
April's voice: It's not a memory. It's his subconscious. I lost track of him when he slipped-[her voice fades]
Leo: April! April, we can't hear you!
Raph: Did the only person who knows where we're going just vanish? 'Cause if she did, we are totally-
Donnie: Found him!
Reverse Mikey: !dnim tnecifingam s'yekiM ot emocleW .dsrawkcab gnikaeps m'I esuaceb em dnastrednu t'nac uoy tuB [Welcome to Mikey's magnificent mind! But you can't understand me because I'm speaking backwards.]
Donnie: That's about a thousand times weirder than usual.
[A much larger Mikey appears behind them.]
Anger Mikey: Who you calling weird?
Raph: Dude, calm down, it's us!
Anger Mikey: Ha! Like you're ever calm!
Raph: Now this angry version I like!
[As Anger Mikey proceeds to chase Raph down, a fatter Mikey appears in front of Leo and Donnie, chowing down on pizza.]
Hunger Mikey: Feed me! Feed me!
Reverse Mikey: !...ayooB Pizza-za-za-za!
[There were so many Mikeys around here.]
Leo: Any guess which of these is Mikey's inner self?!
Donnie: Angry dude, glutton, weirdo, these are all aspects of Mikey's personality!
[A smaller Mikey wearing his Turflytle costume appears on Donnie's shoulder.]
Turflytle Mikey: You got that right, buzz buzz!
Raph: That must be his annoying side.
[Anger Mikey stomps on Raph.]
Turflytle Mikey: No way, I'm the funny guy, buzz buzz!
Leo: Can you guide us to the one true Mikey? Seriously, this is too much.
Turflytle Mikey: No, but I can rap for you!
Donnie: For the love of life, no.
Leo: Uh, no, that's okay.
Raph: Mikey, do not do that.
[Turflytle Mikey presses a button on a music player while the others join in the rap.]
Turflytle Mikey: Yo, listen up, cuz
You gotta find the real Michelangelo
Before his mind gets wiped by a Neutrino
Now here's a primer on our line-up
So you can save me before my time's up!
Anger Mikey: I may seem chill, but I do get mad
Which makes me ill, so I try to stay rad
Hunger Mikey: I'm the hungry dude in the mood for food
If you think that's rude, you got a bad attitude
Psychic Mikey: Teenage Mutant Astronauts, pick apart my astral thoughts
Discover the center of my psyche
To uncover the one true Mikey
Raph: This is excruciating.
Leo: Huh, "center of my psyche"? Do you think he means...?
Donnie: His imagination!
[Fireworks explode. They find a little door.]
Raph: Makes sense, whenever things get bad, he jumps into his wacky la-la land.
[Leo tries to open the door.]
Leo: Locked.
[A slot opens to reveal a turtle mouth.]
Mikey: Password?
all: Pizza!
[The doors opened and sucked the turtles right into the door. Leo opens his eyes and he and his brothers realize what they saw.]
Leo: Ho-
Raph: ly-
Donnie: Chalupa!
[They were inside Mikey's imagination. There were action figures, cartoon characters, even some of Mikey's best friends.]
Donnie: So....
[They were raised to the top and were greeted by a very tiny child Mikey, wearing a crown.]
Leo: There he is! That's got to be the real Mikey!
Lil' Mikey: Dudes!
Leo: Mikey!
Raph: No wonder he ran away scared. He's just a Lil' Mikey!
Donnie: Makes perfect sense. I mean, he never really matured past six-years-old.
Lil' Mikey: I knew you guys would find me! Those freaky robot monsters were chasing me, so I hid in my imagination! Pretty cool, huh? Check out my king hat, yo!
Leo: Well, you're safe now, Lil' Mikey.
Lil' Mikey: I hope so! Okay, what's the plan, big bros?
[The Neutrinos break through. Leo picked Mikey up and backed away.]
Lil' Mikey: Aah! It's them! Don't let them near me!
[They head to the top of the pizza box and throw one of them until Leo and Little Mikey fall.]
Lil' Mikey: Leo!
Raph: Still can't get through their armor, Donnie!
Donnie: It's not just armor, they're not created entirely out of physical matter, they're partly mental too. Like us!
Leo: Then we need an inside advantage to level the playing field.
Lil' Mikey: Why are you guys looking at me?
Leo: Mikey, you see the world in a way no one else does because of your-
Donnie: Massive and freakishly powerful imagination. In here, you're the king.
Raph: You don't have to be afraid of them anymore, Mikey. You can help us beat these jerks. Let your mind rip!
[Raph gives him his crown and puts it on.]
Lil' Mikey: Hey, butt-face!
Leo: Get them!
[The Turtles attack with their Shinobi costumes on Leo riding on Leatherhead while he battles one. Raph used his fire gauntlet on one while Donnie whacked in the head. Little Mikey whistled and used the party wagon to kick them with the help of his imagination and blasted them into the sky by a wall.]
Lil' Mikey: Party's over, guys!
Imaginary Renet: Hi!
Lil' Mikey: You don't have to go home [screaming.] But you can't stay here!
[He throws the staff at the Neutrinos]
both: Boo...!
all: Ya...!
both: Ka...!
Kirry: Mew!
[The Neutrinos disappear and explode. Everyone cheers.]
Lil' Mikey: Yeah!
Leo: Yeah, little man!
Raph: Mikey for the win!
Donnie: Awesome job, Lil' Mikey!
Mikey: Booyakabunga!
Raph: You did it!
[In the ship, Leo, Donnie and Raph were still in a deep sleep, cuddling until Mikey woke up.]
Mikey: Dudes! I just had the wildest dream.
Casey: It wasn't a dream, dude!
[While the turtles wake up, Fugitoid starts talking.]
Fugitoid: The Neutrinos are very real, sent to rob your mind by Belebome.
Mikey: What? That was real? Those gross jerkfaces! They were in my head! Why, you little...!
[He grabs the Neutrino ship.]
Raph: Ah, the little seen Angry Mikey.
Mikey: Take that!
[Mikey swats them offscreen.]
Belebome: Don't worry, Lord Dregg, any minute now the Neutrinos will be back with all kinds of info on that Black Hole Generator and whatever else that stupid- Turtle gang is hiding. Um, yes, I'll call you right back. Oh, hey, fellas! Can I interest y'all in some Vanarian muffin? They’re still warm! [chuckles.]
Mikey: There's only one way to make this right, Bellybomb. You give us the drive so we can save the Earth.
Belebome: You idiots are gonna take on the whole Triceraton army? Heh! You lucky I'm such a nice guy.
Mikey: I'll be taking that muffin, too.
[He eats it, then burps on Belebome. Belebome collapses in the process.]
Raph: You showed that jerk how it's done, Lil' Mikey!
Mikey: Thanks, bros. That means a lot to me. Now, let's go bust some dino heads. Booyakabunga!