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[The episode begins at the Foot Shack.]
FOOT BRUTE: "In honor of your obedient service to the forces of evil."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "We bestow upon you the most noble and dignified maker of the Foot Clan."
[ Brute dropped something in the orange vat and a humanoid figure emerged from the vat, looming over a teenage girl, excited to be part of the Foot clan. He kicked her away and crashed onto the ground. When she got up, she had an orange foot clan symbol on her face.]
GIRL: "Yes!"
DRAXUM: "Pure insanity."
FOOT RECRUIT: "Yes. I can’t believe they promoted Jocelyn over me. I know her parents are big donors, but come on!"
DRAXUM: "Why must I wait my time watching you ridiculous ceremony? I was promised the dark armor."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "And the armor you shall have. Once we have retrieved it all.."
FOOT BRUTE: "And once you become a full member of the Foot clan."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Yes, the legend states that only those who have proven their loyalty can wield the armor’s power."
DRAXUM: "Then make me a member immediately. And I will restore the yokai’s dominance over humans."
HUGINN: [holding a scroll] "Sorry, boss. There’s a rising through the ranks process,and right now you're at rank zero."
MUNINN: "That’s the worst."
DRAXUM: "Why are my gargoyles telling me my rank?"
HUGINN: "Because we got promoted from toenail to tenderfoot. We’re rank 2 now."
MUNINN: "Hey, show me what I look like with a foot on my face!"
[Huginn kicked his face and held up a mirror to Muninn, who had gained an orange foot symbol.]
MUNINN: "Aw, I look sweet!"
DRAXUM: "They outrank me. Unacceptable!"
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "I know you think the irrational outbursts will get you on our good side, but that is still a process."
DRAXUM: "Fine. What do I do to reach rank 2?"
[We cut to the coffee shop where Recruti and Draxum stand in line.]
DRAXUM: "What is this place? Are we here to reign waste to these pathetic humans?"
FOOT RECRUIT: "No. We’re here to get coffee for the entire Foot clan. And a vegan coconut scone for the boss."
DRAXUM: "Draxum is no errand boy."
FOOT RECRUIT: "To become a full member of the Foot, one must show commitment, and patience. I have been training since I was seven!"
DRAXUM: "Madness! Baron Draxum takes what he needs now!"
[Draxum projects purple orbs at the menu which slides into a cup of coffee. A golem Yokai emerged in front of them and the crowd screamed and ran away from the monster. ]
FOOT RECRUIT: [holding a lot of cups] "I have been doing this all wrong."
DRAXUM: "Indeed. Waiting is for fools."
[Back inside the Foot Shack]
DRAXUM: "I have completed your menial task. When do I get the dark armor?"
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Glad you asked. We’ve got a trivial mission tonight. And thanks to your excellent performance, other than these scones which are a little stale..."
FOOT BRUTE: "We’re putting you on Strike Squad Special Force Delta."
FOOT RECRUIT: "I was born for Strike Squad Special Force Delta. I shall cleave out foes in twain."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Okay, okay, love the enthusiasm but actually your assignment is..."
[We cut to the Biome gardens at nighttime. Draxum and Recruit are on the roof while the soldiers below are waiting.]
FOOT RECRUIT: "Lookout support duty? We’re the lookouts for the lookouts?!"
DRAXUM: "This is beneath us both."
FOOT RECRUIT: "You know I was accepted to every clan I applied to."
DRAXUM: "With my powers, I could be in charge of this clan. Surely there must be some way to take control from them."
FOOT RECRUIT: "Unlikely. According to our laws, one can only take control of the Foot clan by succeeding where the leaders have failed. And my senses do not fail."
DRAXUM: "We shall see."
[Lieutenant and Brute are in the center outside the garden.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Our research says the armor piece is hidden in one of these statues."
FOOT BRUTE: "I guess Draxum might get his wish soon, if he can prove his worth."
[Lieutenant pulls out a scanner and starts scanning the statues. Draxum watched until he saw something from the greenhouse. Lights are waving around.]
DRAXUM: "What’s going on there?"
[He lifted his binoculars and saw the turtles looking for something.]
FOOT RECRUIT: "Hai. I will alert the lookouts CAW! CAW!"
DRAXUM: [uses vines to stop Recruit] "Stop that! If we want to improve our ranks, we must handle this ourselves."
[They started to follow them. Inside, Draxum and Recruit watched, hiding from behind a bush as they watched the turtles stand over a large flower. Everyone had a nose pin except Donnie who was wearing a gas mask over his face.]
ALL: "Smell it. Smell it. Smell it."
DRAXUM: "What are they doing?"
FOOT RECRUIT: "No doubt a cunning plan to dispute our mission to get the dark armor."
DONNIE: "What do you say, Raph? Do you have the guts to sniff the skin test plant on earth? The Corpse Flower?"
LEO: "Some say it smelled like a mummy wrapped in a zombie dipped in long forgotten milk."
RAPH: "I’m gonna sniff it. Like a boss!"
[Raph takes off his nose pin and ducked his head into the flower. He comes back up, screaming, his face and eyes purple and vomited to the ground.]
MIKEY: "Alright, he worfed. Me next me next!"
FOOT RECRUIT: "This must be a trap. But if there’s one thing I learned from you. It’s that we get nothing from waiting! [lunges out of her hiding place] FOOT CLAN! Vermin prepared to taste my wrath."
[The turtles dodged, only for the Recruit to cut the flower. It explodes into goo, covering the foot soldier as she collapses to the ground.]
FOOT RECRUIT: [coughs] "This...was...a..trap.."
LEO: "No. That was all you."
MIKEY: "Wow. She went all in on the stink. Nice work frenemy."
FOOT RECRUIT: "YAAHH!!"
[Recruit started to chase Raph as the turtles backed away from the awful smell.]
RAPH: "Ah! Get away from me!"
DRAXUM: "So our sensei never fail, eh? We’ll see about that."
[Draxum begins to pull down a lever, alerting the gardeners who had been sleeping in their beds. The lead groundskeeper, Harold barged in.]
HAROLD: "Listen up! Botanica Gardens Security Force Alpha mobilize! There’s a horticultural emergency."
[Brute and Lieutenant began to hear the alarm.]
FOOT BRUTE: "An alarm? In a botanical garden?"
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "I’m sure our soldiers can handle a few groundskeepers."
[The groundskeepers charge forward, their garden tool weapons and lawnmowers ready.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Get them!"
[The Foot soldiers started to attack, but they were easily defeated to the ground.]
FOOT RECRUIT: [OS] "I will grind you into fertilizer!"
HAROLD: "The corpse flower! Protect the begonias. I’ll go save Jewel! This is what you have been training for, Harold."
FOOT RECRUIT: "You will never stop us from collecting the dark armor!"
LEO: "Hold on, stinky, that’s what you’re doing here?"
[A Foot soldier crashes through from the window, knocking Recruit down.]
RAPH: "Uh, yeah, guys. I think that’s the fight we should be focused on."
[They rush out, while Harold finds his dead Corpse flower.]
HAROLD: "Jewel...NOOO!!"
[Huginn and Munnin are relaxing in the fountain as the turtles run past them.]
HUGINN: "Were those the turtles?:Should we alert the Foot?"
MUNINN: "Why? I mean they’ll see ‘em in a sec."
HUGINN: "I love the way you think. We’ll be Rank 3 in no time. trust me, our rank is about to skyrocket."
[Recruit is being wrapped in Draxum's vines as they watch everyone fight.]
RAPH: "Tonfa power Jitsu!"
DONNIE: "Archimedes!"
LEO: "Oodachi bomb!"
FOOT BRUTE: "I know you get nervous when I rush you but we got to hurry."
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "Got it. It’s in this one."
[Draxum and Recruit looked over and saw Harold holding the corpse plant.]
HAROLD: "You’re gonna make it Jewel. Stay with me. Stay with me!"
DRAXUM: "She’ll stay with you alright."
[He lets an oozequito fly toward him and bites him. Harold starts to mutate into a plant like mutant.]
HAROLD: "What is that? Ow! Alright, well , this is one way. Okay, here we are."
[Everyone watched in horror as Harold fully mutated into a Corpse plant mutant.]
HAROLD: "Jumping juniper. I’m in full bloom."
[He sprouted brown vines, making the turtles dodge.]
MIKEY: "Smelly plant cool Smelly plant with legs? Not as cool."
HAROLD: "Get off the geraniums. Let my people grow!"
[Harold spits slimy goo all over the ground. Mikey dodged it with his whip. A small flame landed on the grass. Raph stopped it away.]
RAPH: "Michel, what did we say about mystic flaming high vegetated areas?"
MIKEY: "Oh, right."
[Slime hits MIkey and Raph.]
RAPH: "Not again!"
LEO: [gets covered in goo] "Oh, no. This is worse than Raph’s ‘I found cheese in the bottom of my shell' stink."
HAROLD: "I said keep off the grass!"
MIKEY: "This Stinkbomb guy is my favorite and least favorite mutant all at once."
DONNIE: "Note to future self, equip tech bo with nose plugs."
[After a while, Draxum and Recruit see the damage as they float over the statue. The groundskeepers and Foot soldier are covered in goo, some unconscious, some moaning while the turtles whine in disgust. They lifted up the statue to reveal the dark piece.]
DRAXUM: "Would you like to do the honors?"
[Recruit takes the dark piece.]
FOOT RECRUIT: "Kali Ma!"
[Back at the underground Foot Shack.]
FOOT LIEUTENANT: "So Draxum, we have some good news about you in this organization."
FOOT BRUTE: "Oh, yeah. Really good news."
[Draxum slaps them with his vine.]
DRAXUM: "Silence. I have accomplished with one assistant you couldn't accomplish with an entire clan."
FOOT RECRUIT: "Assistant? But I thought we were partners."
DRAXUM: "By the laws of the Foot Clan, I am now your leader. We strike again on Monday."
HUGINN: "Oh, Mondays a holiday, can we strike again on Tuesday?"
MUNINN: [hiss] "Ooh, you know what? Baron got a haircut on Tuesday, and you know, they never get it right on the first pass."
HUGINN: "Yeah, then you go to Wednesday, might as well write off the rest of the week."
DRAXUM: "Enough! Plans will commence the following Monday, and I’ll hear no more of it!"