Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids.
"HOW WOODY SPENT HIS TRICERATON INVASION"
Rupert "Yo, Woody! I got a delivery for you!"
>—While officials have confirmed the terrorist activity, they have yet to comment on eyewitness accounts stating the attackers are, in fact, "dinosaur guys"—<
Woody Dirkins "Huh? What kind of weirdo orders a pizza at a time like this?"
Rupert "I hear you, bro, but the address is across town. Worlds away from that stuff."
Rupert "Typical media hysteria if you ask me. Make some money, I say."
Woody "Right... I guess I know the neighborhood."
Woody "Some, uh, friends of mine used to hang there all the time."
Rupert "Drive safe, man. Watch out for weirdos!"
Woody "Heh. Bro, you don't know the half of..."
Woody "Giant reptiles!"
Woody "Why did it have to be giant reptiles?!"
Woody "50 CC single-cylinder don't fail me now!"
John "I'm supposed to be on a diet, but this stuff on the news has me stress-eating, you know?"
John "Drive safe out there!"
(Purple Dragons and Triceratons charging into battle)
Woody "...Maybe it's time I moved back to Portland?"
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