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[Opening sequence and theme song.]


[Begins with April behind the wheel of a van, the turtles crowded inside with her.  They stop and the group hops out.]

Donatello "With all the equipment Baxter left up there, we could turn that van into a tracking station and hunt down the Technodrome but good."

Michelangelo "Yeah, but how are we gonna get it up there?"

Donatello "Hmm."

[Scene shifts to turtles pushing the van up a staircase while April sits in the driver’s seat.]

Michelangelo "Couldn't we maybe have taken the elevator?."

Donatello "It wouldn't fit in the elevator."

Raphael "Shut up and push!"

[Next scene shows Don taking the van apart and then modifying it.]

Michelangelo "Boy, check out this junk!"

Raphael "I bet old Donatello could whip up some heavyweight turtle gear with all these spare parts, huh?"

Michelangelo "Yeah, but, like, what if Baxter comes back?"

April O'Neil "Ha, ha. Baxter won't be back for a long time, Michelangelo."

Raphael "The authorities didn't appreciate it when he tried to take over the city with his mouser robots."

April "And I didn't appreciate it when they ate my apartment!"

Donatello "I wonder if all this work is worth it."

Leonardo "It will be when we hunt the Shredder down."

Donatello "But why do we have to do it? It's the humans' problem."

April "He seems to have it in for you guys, too, or had you forgotten?"

Donatello "But us--turtles-- outcasts of society. Why do we have to stand alone against the forces of evil?"

Michelangelo "Face it, man, it's the only job we're qualified for."

Donatello "Oh, yeah. You're right. Well, back to work."

[Underground.]

Krang "You addlebrained idiot! You can't even beat a bunch of miserable turtles! I refuse to give you one more iota of my technology until you finish building my new body!"

Shredder "Your body is but one of many biomechanical experiments I am conducting in the Technodrome, Krang. See? I'm still refining my mutations on the punks. This next batch will be infinitely superior to these two losers."

Bebop "Hey, what do you mean?"

Rocksteady "You just give us another shot, pal, and you'll see some squished turtles."

Krang "Why are you wasting time on mutants? My stone warriors are amassed in Dimension X waiting to overrun this world at my command, but I cannot let them see me like this."

Shredder "Dimension X, of course! The Trans-dimensional portal is already complete. Your home dimension is a place of total war, is it not?"

Krang "Yes! A war that has been carried on without me since I was banished here."

Shredder "Then I will get the weaponry I need by pulling it through Dimension X!"

Krang "No! You can't!"

Shredder "But I must! I, and I alone, must defeat my ancient enemy Hamato Yoshi and his wretched turtles!"

Krang "Saki! Don't! There's no telling what might come through that portal!"

[Back to turtles.  The vehicle has been completely modified and has become the Turtle Van.]

Donatello "Finished."

Leonardo "But the roof needs to be at least three feet higher, Donatello."

Donatello "Huh? Why?"

Leonardo "So I can practice while we're driving."

Michelangelo "All this gear, and you left out the pizza oven!"

Donatello "Look, guys, I put every weapon I could think of on this crate, all the surveillance gear I could find. This is as good as it gets. Now, do you want to find the Technodrome or not?"

All "Yeah! Yeah!"

Michelangelo "Come on, April. Let's rev this baby up and motorvate."

April "Down the stairs?"

Donatello "Relax, April. We'll have gravity on our side."

April "That's just what scares me. Seat belts, everyone!"

Michelangelo "Pizza time!"

[April drives down the stairs and bursts through the front doors before pulling out on the street.]

Michelangelo "Cowabunga!"

[Back to Shredder.]

Shredder "In a moment, the gateway between Earth and Dimension X will be open for the first time! All those weapons, guns from beyond our universe, will be mine! Ha ha ha ha! Now to gain the power of Dimension X!"

[Two flying starcruisers come through the portal.]

Neutrinos "Yee-haw!"

Shredder "Stop them!"

[A flying jeep comes through the portal next.]

Stone Warriors "After them!"

Rocksteady "Not so fast."

[Shoots at them.]

Stone Warrior "Bail out!"

[Vehicle hits a wall and explodes.]

Rocksteady "Boy, and I thought we were weird-looking. Ok, Bebop, let's turn these rock faces into gravel. Ha ha!"

Zak "Ah, this place is dumbsville, man. Let's cut out!"

Donatello "Southeast, April."

April "Roger, dodger!"

Raphael "He must've stopped the Technodrome under the global trade center."

April "That's one way to get a parking space."

[Neutrinos burst through the side of the Technodrome.]

Neutrinos "Wooh-hoo! Yyah-haa!"

Kala "Go, man go!"

Shredder "Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Rocksteady "Ohh! We was just startin' to have fun."

Shredder "Shut up! You are Krang's stone warriors, are you not?"

Traag "Yeah. So?"

Shredder "There is something I must show you."

General Traag "We've got to catch those kids."

Donatello "The Technodrome must be right under that tower."

April "That subway's the only way down."

Raphael "Let's do it!"

[They are driving towards the subway entrance when the Neutrinos fly out and over them.]

Raphael "Am I seeing things, or did we just get buzzed by a couple of rocket-powered lowriders?"

April "You aren't seeing things."

Leonardo "What strange plan is the Shredder hatching this time?"

Donatello "I don't know, but we'd better find out."

Michelangelo "Gun it, April!"

General Traag "Those kids must be around here somewhere."

Krang "Traag!"

General Traag "They couldn't have just vanished. Oh, sorry, Lord. Huh? Lord Krang!"

Krang "Don't look at me!"

General Traag "My lord, what has happened to your body?"

Krang "It's a long story. I lost it when they banished me to this miserable mud ball."

Shredder "Those three youths just blasted their way right out of my Technodrome."

Granitor "The neutrinos have eluded us."

Krang "Neutrinos? Running loose here on earth? Saki, you imbecile! Why, I ought to . . ."

Shredder "What did I do? Who are these neutrinos?"

Krang "A gang of juvenile delinquents from Dimension X. They're a threat to everything we stand for."

General Traag "They hate war."

Granitor "They refuse to join any armies."

Krang "And what's worse, they encourage people to have fun."

[Back above ground.]

Donatello "Uh, they're-- they're heading south. No, no. North! Uh, they're heading south and north!"

Zak "Wah-ha-ha-ha! Daddy-o! This is one unhip primitive society!"

Kala "Yeah, I bet they don't have gyroburgers!"

Zak "And they probably never even heard of asteroid fizzle."

Leonardo "Our only chance is to get ahead of them by analyzing the pattern of where they've been."

Raphael "You can make a pattern out of all of that?"

Leonardo "We can cut 'em off right there."

[Back to the Technodrome.]

Shredder "Take the Technorover. It's the most heavily armed vehicle we have."

Granitor "All right. Let's get those kids."

[Back to Turtle Van, racing through the streets.]

Donatello "Here they come. Activate turtle-launcher!"

Michelangelo "Cowabunga!"

[Device flips the turtles into the air.  Don and Raph land on the car holding Zak and Kala.]

Raphael "Ok, buddies. Pull over. Book 'em, Dono."

Donatello "Uhh! I'm trying, I'm trying."

[Leo and Mikey land inside the car driven by Dask.]

Dask "Split, squares! Scratch one turtle."

Donatello "Hey, watch it. You're ruining my finish."

Raphael "Uhh! Ok, sister, move to the rear."

Zak "Let me go, you cube."

Leonardo "We must capture the pilot and force him to land."

Michelangelo "Yeah, with what?"

Leonardo "With my elbow pad."

[Covers Dask’s eyes with the pad.]

Dask "Hey! I can't see!"

Michelangelo "We're crashing!"

Leonardo "Pull the stick up, Michelangelo."

[Both vehicles land.]

Donatello "Aww, look what they did to my shell."

Michelangelo "Aw, keep cool. A little wax, and it'll shine like new."

Raphael "Shredder must really be desperate if he's throwing geeks like you at us."

Dask "The who?"

Donatello "Don't tell us you never heard of the Shredder."

Zak "Dig, cats-- one minute we're having a blast in Dimension X, then suddenly we're in a room with some weirdo in a metal mask."

Raphael "Hold the phone. I think we're all on the same side."

April "You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them."

Michelangelo "Relax, April. They're cool."

Dask "Cool? Daddy-o, we are frozen."

April "Why is it I never understand what's going on?"

[Scene changes.  The turtles, April, and the neutrinos are now inside Clown-Time Food ‘n’ Games.]

Clown Waiter "Oh, we sure are getting some weird characters in here, Louie."

Clown Louie "Yeah, what do you expect in this crazy town?"

Dask "Man, oh, man! This is the swingingest!"

Kala "Ha ha ha! We didn't think you cats knew how to have fun."

Zak "Yeah, we thought this was the planet of the squares, man."

April "Will somebody fill me in on what's going on? What is this Dimension X?"

Zak "It’s grimsville."

Dask "All the grownups ever do is fight."

Kala "Us neutrinos are the only ones who like having fun, and most of the time, the grownups won't let us."

Dask "They say it gets in the way of their stupid war!"

Zak "That's how we wound up here. Some soldiers were after us just 'cause we were drivin' through their dumb old battlefield."

Kala "You don't know what it's like, living in a place where everybody wants to do you in just for the crime of being young."

Donatello "Aw, don't cry, Kala."

Michelangelo "Hey, we won't let anyone hurt you here."

April "I'm worried."

Donatello "About what, April?"

April "I'm worried about what else might have come to our world from dimension—"

[The restaurant’s picture window is suddenly shattered by rockets.  Everyone scatters.]

General Traag "All right, you neutrinos, come out fighting."

Donatello "Who are they?"

Dask "Stone warriors from Dimension X! They're bad."

Raphael "Yeah, I guessed that. You got any weapons on those hot rods?"

Dask "Of course. They're required by law!"

Leonardo "We said we wouldn't let anyone hurt you, and we mean it. Come on."

[The turtles and April run outside and leap into the Turtle Van.]

Michelangelo "Gun it, April!"

[The Neutrinos leap into their starcruisers and take off.]

General Traag "Ah, look at them run. Activate confirmed kill cannon. Ready, aim . . ."

[The Neutrinos fire on the tank from above.  Raph begins firing at the tank from a special seat in the van.]

Raphael "Eat hot lead, turkeys!"

Donatello "Slick driving, April. Now take us alongside it."

Michelangelo "Rip it up, Leonardo."

[As the van and tank pass each other, Leonardo slices into the tank with his sword, bringing it to a stop.]

General Traag "We'll take them on foot."

Dask "Fancy shooting, hepcats."

Raphael "Let's go back and eradicate them."

Zak "Uh-oh, cats and kittens, you dig what I dig?"

Military "Find all those creatures and take them down."

Raphael "Ah, some dirty rat must've squealed to the coppers about us. Ah."

Dask "Don't those squares know you're on their side?"

Michelangelo "Nah, humans don't know nothin' when it comes to turtles."

April "Ahem!"

Michelangelo "Uh, present company excepted."

Leonardo "Has anyone stopped to think just why the Shredder has a pipeline to an entirely different dimension?"

Donatello "Those stone warriors could just be the beginning."

Leonardo "We must consult with Master Splinter before taking further action."

Donatello "Neutrinos, follow us."

Raphael "Sewers, here we come."

Granitor "We must fight our way through them and find the neutrinos."

General Traag "This weather satellite will take care of them and the neutrinos."

Granitor "But we don't need to know what the weather is."

General Traag "This doesn't report weather, you idiot. It makes weather! It's Krang's own design. Fair with high clouds, mild showers, aha, total chaos! Within two hours, the weather it creates will stamp this city flat.  To the Technodrome!"

[Tosses device high into the air.]

Granitor "We must get back to the Technodrome. Those neutrinos could attack Lord Krang at any moment!"

General Traag "Yes, and the weathermaker will soon tear this place apart. Let us commandeer that ground vehicle. How do you engage the hyperdrive on this thing?"

Cop on loudspeaker "Ok, you. Out of the truck! Fire! The bullets aren't stopping them!"

General Traag "We must get to Krang before those brats do."

[Cut scene, at the lair.]

Splinter "So, tell us more about these stone warriors."

Dask "They only obey their leader-- a guy named Krang."

Leonardo "Who is this Krang?"

Dask "The supreme warlord of Dimension X, man. Only he got exiled to another universe."

Zak "And his body got split, man. And now he's just this way-out brain."

Leonardo "
[pointing at Mikey]

You said you saw some kind of brain when we were fighting the mousers yesterday, Michelangelo.
"

Michelangelo "Oh, you bet your sweet shell I did."

Splinter "So that is where the Shredder has been getting his advanced technology to build a means back to his home dimension."

Donatello "Uh, how many of those stone warriors does Krang have in Dimension X?"

Zak "Like, zillions, man."

April "Then he's going bring them here and conquer our universe."

Dask "Neutrinos, we have got to stop Krang."

Raphael "Turtles, we've gotta help them do it."

April "Great. But how?"

Raphael "We find this freak and push him through the portal back to Dimension X."

Michelangelo "Don't worry, Kala. We won't let anything happen to you."

[The group returns to the surface, where it is now snowing.]

Michelangelo "All right! Snow!"

April "Yeah, but in the middle of June?"

Donatello "Uh, we certainly are having a lot of weather."

Dask "It's gotta be a stone warrior weathermaker. Look!"

[Huge blocks of ice begin falling from the sky.]

Raphael "Let's haul tail over to the Technodrome before the monsoon season starts."

[The group takes their vehicles below ground and approach the Technodrome.]

Donatello "We'll never get the van up there. April, stay here."

April "Oh, again?"

[The neutrinos fly their vehicles back through the hole they made in the Technodrome.]

Dask "Dig, cats, the dimensional portal."

Leonardo "Donatello, try to figure out how to work this thing. I'll cover you."

Donatello "Just what we needed-- company."

Bebop "Just what you're gonna get -- a pounding."

Dask "I'm getting some way-out life readings ahead."

Michelangelo "There he is! He's the brains of this operation!"

Donatello "Can you hold them off?"

Leonardo "There's only eight of them."

Bebop "Got you, shell-brain."

Donatello "Uhh! Now let's see what this does."

[Presses a button and the floor opens beneath Bebop and Rocksteady.]

Rocksteady "You little creep!"

Michelangelo "Cowabunga!"

Dask "It's no good! We'll never get Krang past that force field."

Raphael "We better scram."

Krang "Excellent work, Traag. I'm going to pin a medal on you as soon as I get a pair of hands."

Michelangelo "Let's take them, Leonardo."

Donatello "The dimensional portal’s open."

Michelangelo "Great! Now to get those rockheads in there. Huh. Uhh!"

Donatello "Michelangelo, there's a barrel of silicone lubricant over there. Use it to give them the slip."

Michelangelo "Cowabunga!"

[Traag and Granitor start sliding on the lubricant. Mikey and Don push them into the portal.]

Donatello "Ok, neutrinos, it's your turn."

Kala "B-but we want to stay with you and have fun!"

Donatello "I can't hold this thing open forever, and it's your only ticket home."

Dask "He's right. We can't stay here, and we've got to carry on the fight against Krang in Dimension X."

Kala "Good-bye, you crazy turtles. We'll miss you."

Michelangelo "We'll miss you, too."

Raphael "Ok, Shredder. This is it! Uh, on second thought . . ."

Donatello "The weathermaker."

Leonardo "We must head up and stop it."

Michelangelo "After we stop the Shredder. That crummy coward. He split."

Raphael "Worry about it later. We gotta save the city."

[They return topside in one of the Neutrino’s starcruisers.]

Raphael "That thing'll blow this whole city clear to Oz unless we stop it."

Leonardo "There it is."

Donatello "I can't get a clear shot."

Leonardo "I'll handle it."

[Leonardo jumps out of the vehicle.]

Raphael "Leonardo!"

[Leo cuts the device in half and then starts to fall.]

Michelangelo "Nab him! Way to go, Leonardo."

Raphael "Yeah. Everybody complains about the weather, but you actually did something about it."

[Back at the Technodrome.]

Shredder "All right, Krang. The turtles must be stopped, whatever it takes, so I shall complete your new body. You must destroy them for me!"

Krang "I'm glad to see you've finally come to your senses."

[April reading to three turtles who are in bed.]

April "". . . and, as he crossed the finish line, the tortoise realized that slow and steady does win the race, for he had beaten the hare.""

Raphael "Mmm. I love that story."

Michelangelo "Oh, read it again, April."

April "But I've read it five times."

Donatello "Oh, just once more."

April "Just a bunch of sleepyheads."

[Leo enters the bedroom, cleaning his sword.]

Leonardo "They'll need their rest because tomorrow we're going to find the Shredder and finish him."

[End Credits]

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