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 HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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[Queens, August 15th
10:48 P.M.
]

PAINT

Raphael "I, sir, am impressed! Powerful, yet with a delicate touch. I never knew you could paint, dude."

Casey Jones "Anybody can, it just takes practice pally—I wish I could claim originality too, but those characters were created by the incredible Vaughn Bodē!"

Casey "That guy could draw his pants off, man—rad huh?"

FUN WITH GUNS

A RAPHAEL · CASEY JONES
ADVENTURE

STORY AN' ART · Eastman87

LETTERS · Lavigne


Raph "Totally—but hey, what about this Corben guy you're always raving about?"

Casey "Forget that—no way you can compare two storytelling masters, dude; as far as I'm concerned both are numero uno—"

Casey "Huh?"


SSSKKRREEEEEEEE

Raph "Gah!"

Casey "Gah!"

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BRAPPP BURRRTTT

Casey "Great googaly moogaly!"

Raph "Gunfire!"

BURRTTT BURRTTTT

BURRTTT BURRTTT BRAPPPP

SHHP

CHAKK CHAK KOWEE VIP CPAKK


RRETTTT

BURRTTT BURRTTT

SMASH

Casey "My mural! I'll kill 'em!"

Raph "Wouzers!"

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Other Gunman "Coup de grace, Burt?"

Burt "Nah, go ahead."

Raph "Hey, they're gonna—"

Casey "—Waste him, man! This won't do!"

KLACKK

Other Gunman "Heh, heh, heh."

WONK

Other Gunman "Ouch!"

BRURRTTTT

BONK

WAP

Burt "Gack"

BRAPPPP

Casey "Gimme skin!"

KLAP

Casey "Great plan!"

Raph " 'Oy!"

Other Gunman "Witnesses"

Burt "Splatter 'em!"

BRRUTTTT BRURRTTT BRAKKAAA

CHUCKK CHAKKA VOWEE TOKKA CHAKKA CHANK TOK CKAKKAA TOK VIP TOK VIP SPANG KOWEE

Casey "Bad plan! Bad plan!"

BRAPPPP BURRTTT BBURRTTT

CKAKK TOCK TOCK TOCK SPANGG SPAK

Other Gunman "This is start'n to stress me Burt—let's finish this job and vamoose!"

Burt "I hear ya!"

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PHOOM

Other Gunman "So long, sucker!"

RRREET

BRAPPPP BURRRTT

Raph "Frick'n gun tote'n creepo-manics!!"

Casey "Oh, shut up—the person in that car might still be alive! Come on!"

Casey "Cough, cough—he's hurt pretty bad... What the heck did he do to deserve this?"

Raph "We'd better call an—hey he's trying to talk!"

Bug Man (Buck Dooney) "...Name's... Buck Dooney... Call me... Bug Man... You... Must stop them... My suit... They have it... Please stop them..."

Bug Man "...Vern's place... You can... Find them... There..."

Casey "Gonzo..."

Casey "...Whew this is heavy... What'll we do?"

Raph "Call an ambulance. Call the cops..."

Raph "...Then find ol' Vern's place!"

Casey "Aces, dude!"

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311

BONDS
24 HOURS

FOOD

Man "Banks."

Same Man "Banks are our future, men."

Same Man "Tonight's efforts have placed all the pieces in our corner—we've got the manpower, brainpower... Some recently aquired fire power, but more of all, we've got the Bug Man's suit!"

Casey "Hear that—?! Did ya?! "Fire power", "the suit". Something's going down—let's call the cops!"

Raph "Shhhh! Geez, pipe down! The cops won't buy it, we'd need proof!"

Casey "Yeah—great plan! Let's go poke around out back!"

Raph "Just poke, right?"

Casey "Huh—oh sure just poke..."

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Raph "Wait, don't, you'll make too much—"

SMASH

Raph "—Noise."

Casey "Well if this don't beat all—look Raph, window's open!"

FLICK

Casey "Holy frecoli—look at all these guns!"

Raph "Woo!"

Raph "I mean shhhh!"

THE SUIT

Casey "Hey, check it out—this duffle bag's got Buck Dooney's name on it. It must be his suit! Oh baby, here's our proof!"

Raph "Yeah—we'll take a gun too!"

Casey "Quick, grab another gun for me!"

Raph "Nah, let's go—!"

Casey "Come on, be a pally!"

SLAM

Bald Man "Ah-hah!"

Raph "Whoops!"

Bald Man "Oh my, now aren't you special—a cute little runt in a suit!"

Bald Man "Don't move, thief!"

Raph "Foul mouthed fat head moron! Watch this Casey—I'll clobber him!"

Bald Man "Unk! Unk!"

Casey "Hmm—this should be entertaining."

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Raph "Wide open—"

WHUMP

Raph "Oh, big wiffer!"

Bald Man "Gahha!"

Raph "See ya!"

Bald Man "Oop."

THUMPW ROLL ROLL BOMP THUD

Raph "Classic—the bigger they are..."

Raph "The harder they—"

POINK POINK

Raph "Ut oh..."

PONING

PREETT

Bald Man "Nighty-night!"

KA-WACK

Casey "I'd better help the little nipper out! This should scare him!"

Casey "Oops!"

Bald Man "Oh yeah—the second one!"

BLAM BLAM

Casey "Rats!"

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Casey "Whoa—!! Suit pulling me overrrrr..."

Bald Man "Grunt, puke got away!"

Bald Man "No loss though, the big guy's gonna love this little mutie surprise!
Maybe we could make it into a mascot or something. Hah, cool!
"

[Shortly...]

Raph "Gah, gah, gah, untie me you apes! Gnash gnash!!"

"Quick, hit it again—it's getting loose!!"

KKONNNGGG

"Mean little spud, ain't it!?"

Man A "Alright you... You... Thing—I want some answers, now! Your partner's got my suit. I want it back now!
You hear me?!
"

Man B "I think I might've konked it just a bit too much..."

Man A "Oh, great—we're getting nowhere!"

Raph "Groannnn..."

Man B "Wait, he... It's coming around!"

SMASH

Casey "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hah—don't move, scum!"

THUMP THUMP

Casey "Hi Raph!"

Man A "The suit—!!"

Man A "Kill him!"

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Raph "Casey!"

KRAK CHHAKKA BRRAKKKAAA BUDDA BUDDA CHAKKA BLAMM BUURIPPPP CHAKKA KCHOWCHOW TAAKKATAAKKK BUURRTTT TAK BURRRTTT BRATTTTT CHAKKA CHICOW CHAKKA BLAMM BLAM

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BB HAKKKA PAPHOOM BBRRAKKAA

CHICOW CHICOW BBUUURRRTTTTRR TAT

BRA BA BRAAKKAA BBUUPPP RATTATATATA BUURRTTTTTTT CHAKKACHAKKAKACOW

CHING CHING PANG PING CHING PING PANG CHING PING PONG TING CHING PANG CHING CHING CHING PING TING CHING PING CHING PING CHING TINK TANK CHING

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Man A "Shhh—listen."

KLIKK KLIK KLIK

KLIK KLIK KLIK

Raph "Casey...?"

BUG MAN

KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK CREEEKKK REEETTT

Casey "Waugh?!"

Casey "Helpy help help help"

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BBASHH RREEEETTT

Raph "Casey!"

RRRIIIPPPPP

PAWANGG

BONK

Raph "Gah"

Casey "Gah"

Raph "Gah"

BASH

Casey "Gah"

Raph "Gah"

CCRUNCHH

CLICK CLICK

Man "Oh man, that was too strange... Who, or what he heck were those guys?"

Other Man "Don't matter, man, we gotta get the suit off one of them and git; the cops will—"

RRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTT

Man "Ut oh..."

Same Man "...The floor..."

RRRRIIIPPPP

Man A "Gah!"

Man B "Nnnooo!"

Man C "Yaaa!"

Man D "Ahhh!"

Man E "Help!"

Man F "Helllp!"

Man G "Whoaaa!"

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>Channel 6 up to the minute news flash—bizarre criminal round-up on the East Side tonight, seventeen wanted felons caught with an astounding three hundred and twenty two different automatic weapons, and a still undetermined amount of ammunition!<

>As for the wierd part, local police stated the suspects trapped themselves when the floor gave way during the testing of, get this, "a bullet absorbing suit"!<

>Imagine the possibilities, folks!<

Casey "Man, I wish I had a photo of you tied to that chair—ha, ha, ha, hah—some ninja!"

Raph "You should talk—nice rescue Iron Man... I should've left you in that suit, ha, ha, hah hah!"

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