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Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups. |
- Shell Shock
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[Queens, August 15th 10:48 P.M.] PAINT Raphael "I, sir, am impressed! Powerful, yet with a delicate touch. I never knew you could paint, dude." Casey Jones "Anybody can, it just takes practice pally—I wish I could claim originality too, but those characters were created by the incredible Vaughn Bodē!" Casey "That guy could draw his pants off, man—rad huh?" FUN WITH GUNS A RAPHAEL · CASEY JONES ADVENTURE STORY AN' ART · Eastman87 LETTERS · Lavigne Raph "Totally—but hey, what about this Corben guy you're always raving about?" Casey "Forget that—no way you can compare two storytelling masters, dude; as far as I'm concerned both are numero uno—" Casey "Huh?" TM © 1987 MIRAGE STUDIOS SSSKKRREEEEEEEE Raph "Gah!" Casey "Gah!" |
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BRAPPP BURRRTTT Casey "Great googaly moogaly!" Raph "Gunfire!" BURRTTT BURRTTTT BURRTTT BURRTTT BRAPPPP SHHP CHAKK CHAK KOWEE VIP CPAKK Buck Dooney "Ugh!" RRETTTT BURRTTT BURRTTT SMASH Casey "My mural! I'll kill 'em!" Raph "Wouzers!" |
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Other Gunman "Coup de grace, Burt?" Burt "Nah, go ahead." Raph "Hey, they're gonna—" Casey "—Waste him, man! This won't do!" KLACKK Other Gunman "Heh, heh, heh." WONK Other Gunman "Ouch!" BRURRTTTT BONK WAP Burt "Gack" BRAPPPP Casey "Gimme skin!" KLAP Casey "Great plan!" Raph " 'Oy!" Other Gunman "Witnesses" Burt "Splatter 'em!" BRRUTTTT BRURRTTT BRAKKAAA CHUCKK CHAKKA VOWEE TOKKA CHAKKA CHANK TOK CKAKKAA TOK VIP TOK VIP SPANG KOWEE Casey "Bad plan! Bad plan!" BRAPPPP BURRTTT BBURRTTT CKAKK TOCK TOCK TOCK SPANGG SPAK Other Gunman "This is start'n to stress me Burt—let's finish this job and vamoose!" Burt "I hear ya!" |
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PHOOM Other Gunman "So long, sucker!" RRREET BRAPPPP BURRRTT Raph "Frick'n gun tote'n creepo-manics!!" Casey "Oh, shut up—the person in that car might still be alive! Come on!" Casey "Cough, cough—he's hurt pretty bad... What the heck did he do to deserve this?" Raph "We'd better call an—hey he's trying to talk!" Bug Man (Buck Dooney) "...Name's... Buck Dooney... Call me... Bug Man... You... Must stop them... My suit... They have it... Please stop them..." Bug Man "...Vern's place... You can... Find them... There..." Casey "Gonzo..." Casey "...Whew this is heavy... What'll we do?" Raph "...Then find ol' Vern's place!" Casey "Aces, dude!" |
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VERN'S POOL HALL ROYAL! 311 BONDS 24 HOURS FOOD Man "Banks." Same Man "Banks are our future, men." Same Man "Tonight's efforts have placed all the pieces in our corner—we've got the manpower, brainpower... Some recently aquired fire power, but more of all, we've got the Bug Man's suit!" Casey "Hear that—?! Did ya?! "Fire power", "the suit". Something's going down—let's call the cops!" Raph "Shhhh! Geez, pipe down! The cops won't buy it, we'd need proof!" Casey "Yeah—great plan! Let's go poke around out back!" Raph "Just poke, right?" Casey "Huh—oh sure just poke..." |
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Raph "Wait, don't, you'll make too much—" SMASH Raph "—Noise." Casey "Well if this don't beat all—look Raph, window's open!" FLICK Casey "Holy frecoli—look at all these guns!" Raph "Woo!" Raph "I mean shhhh!" THE SUIT Casey "Hey, check it out—this duffle bag's got Buck Dooney's name on it. It must be his suit! Oh baby, here's our proof!" Raph "Yeah—we'll take a gun too!" Casey "Quick, grab another gun for me!" Raph "Nah, let's go—!" Casey "Come on, be a pally!" SLAM Bald Man "Ah-hah!" Raph "Whoops!" Bald Man "Oh my, now aren't you special—a cute little runt in a suit!" Bald Man "Don't move, thief!" Raph "Foul mouthed fat head moron! Watch this Casey—I'll clobber him!" Bald Man "Unk! Unk!" Casey "Hmm—this should be entertaining." |
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Raph "Wide open—" WHUMP Raph "Oh, big wiffer!" Bald Man "Gahha!" Raph "See ya!" Bald Man "Oop." THUMPW ROLL ROLL BOMP THUD Raph "Classic—the bigger they are..." Raph "The harder they—" POINK POINK Raph "Ut oh..." PONING PREETT Bald Man "Nighty-night!" KA-WACK Casey "I'd better help the little nipper out! This should scare him!" Casey "Oops!" Bald Man "Oh yeah—the second one!" BLAM BLAM Casey "Rats!" |
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Casey "Whoa—!! Suit pulling me overrrrr..." Bald Man "Grunt, puke got away!" Bald Man "No loss though, the big guy's gonna love this little mutie surprise! Maybe we could make it into a mascot or something. Hah, cool!" [Shortly...] Raph "Gah, gah, gah, untie me you apes! Gnash gnash!!" "Quick, hit it again—it's getting loose!!" KKONNNGGG "Mean little spud, ain't it!?" Man A "Alright you... You... Thing—I want some answers, now! Your partner's got my suit. I want it back now! You hear me?!" Man B "I think I might've konked it just a bit too much..." Man A "Oh, great—we're getting nowhere!" Raph "Groannnn..." Man B "Wait, he... It's coming around!" SMASH Casey "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hah—don't move, scum!" THUMP THUMP Casey "Hi Raph!" Man A "The suit—!!" Man A "Kill him!" |
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Raph "Casey!" KRAK CHHAKKA BRRAKKKAAA BUDDA BUDDA CHAKKA BLAMM BUURIPPPP CHAKKA KCHOWCHOW TAAKKATAAKKK BUURRTTT TAK BURRRTTT BRATTTTT CHAKKA CHICOW CHAKKA BLAMM BLAM |
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BB HAKKKA PAPHOOM BBRRAKKAA CHICOW CHICOW BBUUURRRTTTTRR TAT BRA BA BRAAKKAA BBUUPPP RATTATATATA BUURRTTTTTTT CHAKKACHAKKAKACOW CHING CHING PANG PING CHING PING PANG CHING PING PONG TING CHING PANG CHING CHING CHING PING TING CHING PING CHING PING CHING TINK TANK CHING |
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Man A "Shhh—listen." KLIKK KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Raph "Casey...?" BUG MAN KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK CREEEKKK REEETTT Casey "Waugh?!" Casey "Helpy help help help" |
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BBASHH RREEEETTT Raph "Casey!" RRRIIIPPPPP PAWANGG BONK Raph "Gah" Casey "Gah" Raph "Gah" BASH Casey "Gah" Raph "Gah" CCRUNCHH CLICK CLICK Man "Oh man, that was too strange... Who, or what he heck were those guys?" Other Man "Don't matter, man, we gotta get the suit off one of them and git; the cops will—" RRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTT Man "Ut oh..." Same Man "...The floor..." RRRRIIIPPPP Man A "Gah!" Man B "Nnnooo!" Man C "Yaaa!" Man D "Ahhh!" Man E "Help!" Man F "Helllp!" Man G "Whoaaa!" |
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[Brooklyn, August 16th 3:52 AM] [...]MILLER DD MAZZUC[...] MELTING POT KONGA LIVES WITH STEVE IN MEMORY OF OL' TIGGER (PIGSTER) BODĒ WHO WATCHES [...] ALAN MOORE ONEALE TURLE ACTION FIGURES ? NAH, WON[...] [...] LARSON TODAY'S CO FORCAST ACK ACK ACK THHPPP U2 LOVE YA- BUSTY CHILDREN OF FIRE BLOOD J.M. DeMATTI[...] KENT WILLI[...] HAVE YOU HUGG[...] MUTANT CHEE[...] FLI[...] >Channel 6 up to the minute news flash—bizarre criminal round-up on the East Side tonight, seventeen wanted felons caught with an astounding three hundred and twenty two different automatic weapons, and a still undetermined amount of ammunition!< >As for the wierd part, local police stated the suspects trapped themselves when the floor gave way during the testing of, get this, "a bullet absorbing suit"!< >Imagine the possibilities, folks!< Casey "Man, I wish I had a photo of you tied to that chair—ha, ha, ha, hah—some ninja!" Raph "You should talk—nice rescue Iron Man... I should've left you in that suit, ha, ha, hah hah!" sign "END" |