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[The episode starts with Slash and Rockwell scouting the sewers on a lookout. Rockwell shined his flashlight on a newspaper.]

Rockwell: There, Slash, you see? [lifts it up] Months ago, Kurtzman was tracking the creature, but it vanished. I thought it was a hoax until these reports started to resurface.

Slash: You sure some normal didn't see one of us and think it was dinosaur?

[Rockwell holds his hands up and they continue walking. They hear low rumbling footsteps.]

Slash: Think that's Leatherhead and Pigeon Pete?

Rockwell: No, they're searching the south side of the sewers. I can feel its presence.

[Footsteps started to come closer as Slash held up his mace.]

Slash: Uh, Doc?

Rockwell: I can't grasp its mind. It's frenzied, chaotic. Alien.

[They looked up until the ceiling gave way, the two mutanimals dodged and they saw an orange triceratops figure bursting out of the ceiling..]

Rockwell: Incredible. He's real.

[The creature coughs]

Zog: Mutaters, smash them all.

[He punches Rockwell.]

Slash: Lights out.

[He tries to hit him but it bounced back and Slash ends up crashing through the wall.]

Zog: Mission, uh, the orders, they say... [coughs.]

Rockwell: Warped mind or not, you can't withstand this!

[He used his powers but it had no effect on the beast.]

Zog: Crush them all!

[He knocks Rockwell, causing his helmet to fly off.]

[theme song]

Mikey: Yes, the final episode.

Leo: Mikey, Raph is gonna be super ticked if we watch the "Crognard" finale without him.

Mikey: Oh, yeah? Well the "Crognard" finale's gonna be super ticked Raph didn't show up on time to watch it.

[The episode begins with Crognard fighting against a dragon.]

Wizardess: Crognard, to do battle with the Dread Dragon Wigglepuss of the Gray Northern Middle Mountains of Moorerless is to court destruction.

Crognard: Fret not, friend Spooch and wise Wizardess, for I, Crognard the Barbarian, will cleave the Dread Dragon Wigglepuss in two and feast upon its entrails. Huzzah!

Spooch: Nnn! Spooch hope Crognard demolishes that dumb old dragon, spooch, spooch!

[Crognard faces the dragon and swings his sword. Dragon devours Crognard, all that is left is his crown.]

Spooch: Spooch!!!!!!

[End credits roll. The turtles are speechless from the finale.]

Mikey: That's it? After all those adventures, he just bites it? What kind of anti-climate ending is that?

Donnie: Anticlimactic. Wow, talk about a bummer ending. Hey, do you think-

[Leo's phone began to ring.]

Leo: Sh, sh, sh, you guys! It's Raph. Uh, be cool, be cool. [clears throat.] Uh, hey, man, what's uh, what's what's going down?

[Raph is on the rooftop wearing his shinobi clothing.]

Raph: You jerks didn't watch the Crognard finale while I'm stuck on Shredder patrol, right?

Leo: Who, us? No, of course not. But I bet if we did watch it, we'd have found it incredibly anti-climate climactic.

Raph: Yeah, well, you better wait until...

[Raphael wasn't able to finish just as the blue figure of Rockwell yells out at Raphael.]

Rockwell: Raphael! We need your help.

Raph: Rockwell?

[He gets down and later, Rockwell is standing near Slash when Raph arrives]

Raph: Doc, where are they?

Rockwell: Where is "he," or should I say "it," is the better question. And the answer is "gone," for now.

Raph: What kind of "it" can knock Slash out cold?

Rockwell: A being not of this world. Something beyond monstrous. Something I fear will-

Slash: DINO-MAN!

[Slash gets up, startling Raph.]

Raph: Wait, Dino-Man? Some kind of mutant?

Rockwell: No, perhaps it's a dinosaur offshoot, evolved in secret over hundreds of millions of years.

Slash: He's an alien. Where you going, brother?

Raph: If some dino-alien is living in my sewers and beating up my friends, then I'm gonna return the favor.

Rockwell: Do be careful. He's confused, unpredictable, frantic.

Slash: And hits like a runaway bus.

Raph: Noted. Now get back to the lair so Splinter can patch you up. Dino-Man's got a head start. I aim to catch up.

Rockwell: Be warned, Raphael! He is possibly the most powerful creature we've ever encountered!

[Raph leaves. Meanwhile, Donnie tried to call RAph]

Donnie: Raph's not picking up. Maybe he's in trouble.

Leo: Any luck on your end, Mikey?

[Mikey is looking for information on Crognard.]

Mikey: Nada. The Crognard fan sites all say that really was the last episode. What a bust.

Leo: I meant have you found Raph? Really, though? There wasn't, like, a movie or something after?

Rockwell: Raphael is searching the sewers for the Dino-Man.

Mikey: Thank you, narrator?

[Later, Raph looks around in the sewer.]

Raph: Whoa. How long can a giant dinosaur stay hidden in a little sewer?

[Rockwell and Slash arrive. Rockwell is carrying Slash with his powers and sets him down on the floor. ]

Leo: Rockwell, what happened?

Donnie: Did you say, Dino-Man? As in urban legend Dino-Man from the news?

Rockwell: He's no legend. He's real. And he's more powerful than you could ever imagine. Alas, we tried to stop Raphael from going alone, but-

Slash: [pushes himself up] That hothead's about to get himself into some hot water.

[Raph looks in the water and sees something move. Coming out was an orange triceratops.]

Raph: What the heck?

Zog: Zog's ready. The beacon... orders must triangulate now.

[Raph takes out his sai.]

Raph: Back off, Dino-Man!

[The beast roars and attacks Raph who ducked. The dinosaur threw a punch and Raph leaped off the wall as the dinosaur's fist slammed into it, landing behind him..]

Raph: Easy, big guy. Look, man, I don't want to hurt you, and I'm not sure I can.

Zog: [coughs.] Mutaters are close. Command!

[He charges at Raph and bursts through the wall.]

Raph: Faster than he looks.

[He backed away as the dinoaur charged and slammed him with his horns, sending him flying into an archway and hit the floor hard. He sprung to his feet, bolting with the dinosaur close hebhind him.]

Zog: All explosions zero on mission status! [coughs.] Command. Orders!

Raph: I got your orders right here!

[He throws ninja stars at him]

Zog: Power to the Triceraton Empire. Destroy the Kraang!

[Raph dodged again.]

Raph: You're after the Kraang? Well, I got good news for you. We kicked their butts back to Dimension X.

[Again, he dodged the Triceraton. Zog tries to stomp Raph but he holds it back.]

Zog: Captain Mozar, orders, now. [coughs.] Orders for the beacon!

Raph: [struggling] Orders.... are... stop!

Zog: On whose authority?

Raph: Uh, me! Commander, uh, Zoraph in charge. Here, now, of you! Please don't crush me!

[Zog lets go of Raph.]

Zog: Zog reporting for duty, sir. [coughs.] Alert Tri-Troops to Kraang! Smash them to bits! [coughs.]

Raph: Uh. so that actually worked?

Zog: Orders, sir?

Raph: Oh , uh, right. So you think they're out there, soldier? Then I order you to find the Kraang.

Zog: Zog has the trail as Zoraph commands. Head down, horns up!

[He crashes through the walls.]

Raph: Well, this day is getting awesome.

[In the lair, MIkey rewinds the tape.]

Mikey: Aw, yeah! Fixed it! See? Now he wins.

[Leo and Donnie stare at each other until the phone rings.]

Leo: It's Raph. Dude, where are you? We've been calling.

[Later, The three turtles open a secret passageway and find Raph.]

Raph: About time.

Leo: All right, we're here. What's this all about?

[Zog appeared and everyone gasped. Zog was about to attack but Raph stopped him.]

Raph: Yo, hold up! False alarm, Zog.

Mikey: Holy chalupa. The Dino-Man's real?

Donnie: And you tamed him?

Raph: Sorta. He likes smashing stuff. Isn't that right, soldier?

Leo: Hold up, Raph. Did you forget the part where he beat down half the Mighty Mutanimals?

Raph: Just trust me. I'll explain on the way. Go get 'em, soldier!

Donnie: On the way where?

Zog: The Kraang.

[They begin to follow Zog.]

Mikey: Dude, the Kraang are gone. We kicked them back to Dimension X, remember? And then we ate pizza and break danced, and I threw up, 'cause -

Raph: No, man. Zog says they're still here and he can sniff them out. Huh, Zog?

Zog: Zog! [coughs.] Zog will lead to Kraang. Beacon needed! [coughs.] Destruction to the mutaters.

Raph: You tell them, soldier. Old Zog's spaceship crash-landed a few months back. He's been taking out the Kraang's secret bases ever since. He's on our side.

Leo: And you trust him?

Raph: Well, we bonded over a mutual love of destruction. What's up, Zog? You find something?

[Zog coughs again]

Donnie: What's wrong with him? Is he sick?

Raph: I'm starting to understand his backwards talk. His people, the Triceratons, need nitrogen to breathe.

Leo: And the part where he calls you Commander Zoraph and does everything you say?

Raph: Hey, I saw a chance to have an attack dino, and I took it. What's the big deal? He needs a leader, and I'm leading.

Leo: I don't know about this.

Raph: Well, he's a mostly rational guy. Aren't you, Zog?

Zog: Stomp the mutaters!

[He stomps his feet, causing an earthquake]

Zog: Man your battle stations! The invasion begins!

Leo: You were saying?

[The floor gave way, sending them crashing down, which happens to be in another Kraang hideout.]

Raph: You were saying?

Kraang: It is the one called the Turtles.

Leo: Whoa, Zog was right. The Kraang are back.

Kraang: And the one called Tri-[scared] Tri-Tri-Tri-Triceraton.

[The krang runs away while the others fire.]

Kraang 2: Kraang, destroy for Kraang.

Mikey: Mikey destroys for Mikey.

[Everyone begins to attack]

Leo: I don't miss these guys... But I do miss doing that.

Kraang: Biotroids, engage!

[The three kraang enter their biotroid suits.]

Raph: Me and Zog will take these goons. Head down, horns up.

Zog: Mutaters!

[Zog ran into the biotroids and took down a couple before picking up a biotroid with his horns and throwing it into more droids.]

Zog: Zoraph will [coughs.] Make your invasion defeat. To the end.

[He stomps the krang to death.]

Raph: You tell 'em, Zog!

[Donnie is trying to hack into the machine as one robot gets up. Zog defeats it.]

Donnie: Whoa. Hey, thanks, big guy.

Zog: Alert the beacon. Send the troops. The Kraang [coughs.] have the back door to space!

Donnie: Uh, can we come back to that? I'm about to pinpoint Kraang's secret hideout.

Zog: Kraang!

[He crashes the machine.]

Donnie: Or we could just smash it to pieces and never find out where it is.

[A Krang flew past Donnie, crashing ontot he machine.]

Mikey: And that's for Crognard!

Leo: Are you really still mad about the finale?

Raph: [enraged] Aha! I knew you watched it!

Zog: Watched it! [stomps his fists.]

[A portal opens up.]

Mikey: Whoa! Space hole, dudes!

Donnie: Wow, a portal. I wonder where it leads. You know, we should do a test first, just in case it's-

Raph: Get in that foxhole, soldier!

Zog: Sir!

[Zog enters inside the portal.]

Raph: What? That's what I got him for. Good job, Zog!

Donnie: He's not an attack dog, Raph. He's a deranged alien we know nothing about.

Raph: What's to know? We hate Kraang. Zog hates Kraang. Sweet deal.

[They enter the portal.]

[The turtles and Zog enter the portal, where they learn to their shock that the secret base of kraang is Statue of Liberty.]

Raph: What do you got, Zog?

Zog:[coughs.] Mutaters are close. There.

Leo: The Statue of Liberty is a Kraang base?

Donnie: Oh no! The Kraang are using the Statue of Liberty as a base.

Mikey: That's just evil.

Zog: The beacon must.... [coughs.] The beacon must go. No choice, rally them!

Raph: Awesome job, Sergeant Zog. You ready to do this?

[Zog nods. As they enter inside, they see the Kraang on a few screens.]

Mikey: Whoa, what are they doing?

Donnie: Looks like they're trying to open a portal. And if they bring all those Technodromes through, we're all basically doomed.

Leo: Not on our watch. I've got a plan. Listen close because we've gotta be precise about it.

Zog: Filthy Kraang! Horns up!

[He charges at the Kraang.]

Leo: Free-for-all it is.

[They take off up the stairs, letting Zog deal with the Krang and took care one after the other.]

Kraang: Triacera- no, no.

[Zog slammed it to the ground. More Kraangdroids jump down, tasing him before Zog pulled them apart with his mouth.]

Zog: Kraang?

[He smashes its face.]

Zog: Empire to victory!

Raph: Got to admit, he's good with his hands.

[One of the kraang threw a barrier at Zog.]

Raph: Zog! We gotta help him. I'm coming, Zog!

[He goes after Zog as Leo deflected the lasers.]

Leo: I got a bad feeling- whoa!

[He dodged the lasers. Donnie started to hack into the computer with Mikey cutting the droids down.]

Donnie: Almost cracked the encryption, and then the Kraang can kiss their portal good-bye.

[Raph jumps over and stabs the kraang and turns to Zog.]

Raph: Hiya! I'll get you out of there, pal.

[Zog gives him a pyramid shaped object.]

Raph: Whoa, nice. Portable dinosaur.

[He lifted up his grappling hook and then shoots at the top.]

Leo: Raph, what are you doing?

Raph: Me and Zog are gonna take the crown. You guys try and shut the portal down from here.

[He and Zog leave up in the air while the others fight.]

Zog: Up for the beacon! [coughs.] The empire will [coughs.] not be contained!

Donnie: Portal is down. No way they're opening that baby up.

Mikey: I still can't believe dino-dude was right about the Kraang.

Leo: And what's this beacon he keeps talking about?

Raph: Meet us in the crown. Zog found his old gear.

[Zog takes his belt and his gear and puts them on.]

Zog: At last. I can breathe again.

Raph: Good, 'cause it's time to bounce. All right, fine Commander Zoraph orders you to bounce.

[But then, Zog shoots Raph. Later, he climbs to the top and pulls out his device.]

Zog: No signal. Need higher ground.

[The others find Raph on the ground.]

Donnie: Raph!

Leo: What happened?

Mikey: Did you get Kraanged up?

Raph: Zog found his old equipment and then he turned on me. You were right, Leo.

Leo: It happens to the best of us.

[Meanwhile. Zog reaches the top of the head before Raph comforts him.]

Raph: Hey, Zog. You're not sore about the whole, you know, Commander Zoraph thing, are you?

Zog: No. I expect such treachery from the likes of Earth. We Triceratons pride ourselves on loyalty and honor. You Earth-dwellers are full of lies and deceit.

Mikey: Hey, who you calling "Earth-dweller"?

Raph: Look, man, I'm sorry, but you were kinda being a jerk, and I had to chill you out somehow, and... What exactly are you doing with that bomb-looking thing?

Zog: It's not a bomb, it's a signal beacon. To signal the Triceraton Empire's armada, to come and wipe out this Kraang-infested planet.

Raph: WHAT?

[Zog begins to knock Raph down. Leo begins to attack.]

Leo: You can stop the Kraang without destroying the planet, you madman!

[Zog thrusted Leo up in the air while Mikey tried to stop him but he grabs his chain and throws him to Leo.]

Donnie: Zog, think of what our species could learn from each other!

[He shoved Donnie right down as he climbed onto the torch.]

Zog: I know all I need to know about your planet! You let the Kraang run rampant, jeopardizing the safety of the galaxy. I see no reason to spare you.

Raph: Cause we're friends, Zog!

Zog: Friends?

Raph: We made a good team. We stopped the Kraang together. Don't do this, man. Don't do this to our world.

Zog: Enough!

[He fires his gun and Raph dodges and uses his grappling hook. He throws ninja stars at the device and it explodes.]

Zog: You fool!

Raph: I'm sorry I lied to you, Zog. But I can't let you invade our world.

Zog: I'll squash you!

[He charges but Raph dodged. He looked down and found him holding onto the ledge.]

Raph: Zog! Zog, take my hand!

Zog: [last words] Long live the Triceraton Empire.

[Zog lets go of his grip and falls to his death.]

Raph: No! NO!

[Zog crashed somewhere to the ground, killing him off-screen.]

Leo: Sorry, Raph. But at least we stopped the Kraang.

Donnie: And Zog's signal, thank goodness.

Mikey: Yeah, and on the bright side, we don't have to worry about an invasion of Space Dinosaurs.

Raph: I hope not.

[Cut to the base where all living Triceraton aliens are in there, they've got the signal from Zog's beacon.]

???: Sir, we have received the signal beacon. It is deep in sub-sector 919837 on an unevolved third world planet called Earth.

???: Take us to this world, Commander.

[The Triceraton raptors fly off into an earth, with the disastrous events of the beginning and the end to come as the episode ends ominously.]

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