Crognarg The Barbarian is a fictional cartoon series and the Turtles new favorite show in the 2012 TV series' third season. It's an homage to the 80's cartoons Thundarr The Barbarian and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. It airs on Channel 3.
Crognard the Barbarian portrays the fictional adventures of Crognard and his friends on an unnamed alien planet full of strange creatures and terrible monsters.
- Crognard (Brian Bloom) - A barbarian who blindly charges into battle.
- Wizardess (Mae Whitman) - A sorceress ally of Crognard.
- Spooch (Scott Menville) - An anxious flying creature that is often misused by Crognard's group.
- Graah (Nolan North) - A burly monstrous ally of Crognard.
- Slug People - A race of humanoid slugs.
- Golek - A lizard that Crognard rides.
- Giant Mountain Demon - A gigantic demon living in the mountains.
- Muurg (Brian Bloom) - A horned centaur-like creature.
- Megalord Zarrik (Jim Meskimen) - An evil overlord who has three distinct faces.
- Grom and Grum (Fred Tatasciore and J.B. Smoove) - A giant two-headed ogre.
- Gorrick Army - An army of muscular orcs.
- Malfidor (Tom Kenny) - An evil mind-controlling wizard.
- Rock Giant -
- Dread Dragon Wigglepuss - A five-headed dragon (it is basically a color-reversed version of Tiamat the evil chromatic dragon goddess from Dungeons and Dragons).
Episodes featuring "Crognard The Barbarian"
- Within the Woods - April, Casey and the Turtles, except for Leo, are watching the Slug People episode at the O'Neil Farm. Crognard charges to battle against the Slug People even though they seem to be kind creatures. The next night, the lights go off and Mikey can't finish watching an episode.
- The Croaking - Crognard rides his lizard into battle to save Wizardess from a Giant Mountain Demon, Michelangelo gets too excited by the episode and destroys the living room.
- Race with the Demon - The horned centaur Muurg has stolen Crognard's jewel causing Crognard to go after him.
- The Pig and The Rhino - Crognard and his allies face off against the giant two-headed ogre Grom and Grum who are terrorizing the village of Magooloorooroo.
- Clash of the Mutanimals - The evil wizard Malfidor takes control of the minds of Wizardess, Spooch, and Graah, but was unable to take over Crognard's mind. Upon Crognard breaking Malfidor's mind control, Wizardess, Spooch, and Graah beat up Malfidor as Crognard delivers the episode's moral to the viewers quoting "Remember, kids, friendship beats evil mind control every time." Spooch agrees with him with that moral.
- Attack of the Mega Shredder! - Crognard faces off against a Rock Giant.
- Dinosaur Seen in Sewers! - Crognard dies anti-climatically during his show's series finale when he is swallowed by the Dread Dragon Wigglepuss. Michelangelo's online search verified that it was the real end of the series and his death was permanent. Thus he re-edited the footage to show Crognard surviving the battle.
- The studio that producers Crognard the Barbarian, is called Auman Murakami Enterprises, Inc. This name refers to Brandon Auman, a script writer of the TMNT series, and Murakami-Wolf studios which produced the 1987 TV series, and a possible reference to Glen Murakami, with whom Ciro Nieli worked with on the 2003 Teen Titans series.