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 HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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Casey Jones "Come on, ziphead—one more time, what the heck!"

Raphael "Have a baby why don't cha! Geezzz!"

Raph "I'm going for style, this time!"

Casey "Do dee do dah, dumb dee dumb dumb time's a wasting!"

Raph "Here we go—!"

Raph "Eat your heart out Karate Kid"

Raph "Hah!"

Raph "Wah-la!"

Raph "Unbelievable folks!"

COMPLETE CARNAGE an' RADICAL

STORY AN' PENCILS / KEVIN EASTMAN / INKS / JIM LAWSON / LETTERING / STEVE LAVIGNE

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND CASEY JONES © COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK MIRAGE STUDIOS 1986

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POP

Raph "Oops!"

Raph "Mistake—!"

ZIP

CRASH

Raph "Dung!"

Casey "Ha, ha ha ha, hah!"

Raph "Oh, hee, hee, har, har—funniest thing I eversaw!"

Raph "Now I see why you went first—to loosen the darn thing up!"

Casey "Ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha what a nut pie!"

Casey "Come on Raph, I know a great ol' run-down place on 6th Ave where we can practice chucking around your shuriken."

Raph "Mister plan, man."

Raph "Oh a ton of fun! Last time I lost two stars I had to account to Master Splinter for! Now that sucked!"

Casey "Pretend I care! Huh?"

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Casey "Here we go—that building over there!"

Casey "Classic roof entrance, stage right even."

Casey "I stopped by here a couple time last week—totally uninhabited."

[Inside...]

CREAK THUMP

Complete Carnage "No—not now, not yet—I'm not fully healed!"

Casey "See—empty! Great huh?"

Complete Carnage "Our last meeting—no I must not think of it! This time I can win!"

CREAK!

Complete Carnage "Shhhh—surprise must be mine!"

Casey "You hear that?"

Raph "What, what?"

Casey "Sounds like it came from in here."

Raph & Casey "Oop!"

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Complete Carnage "So, it is not who I first thought—just a wacked-out human and a gross mutant!"

Complete Carnage "Well, my dynamic duo, you just made a grave boo-boo! You've stumbled upon the world's meanest villian—
Complete Carnage!
"

Raph & Casey "Complete Carnage—?! Oh, crap!"

Complete Carnage "Heh, heh, heh, remember it—it's sure to be the last name you ever hear!"

[Above...]

Radical "My sensing sense—"

Radical "Is going bonkers!"

Radical "Wait!"

REEETTT!

Radical "Here!"

Radical "I've found him!"

Radical "Complete Carnage is here!"

Complete Carnage "Gaaahhhh!"

Casey & Raph "Aaahh!"

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PHOOM

ZOWWWWWNNNNN

Casey "Hooooo"

Complete Carnage "No!"

Raph "Ah, Casey ol' pal, this does not look good."

Casey "Nut-uh!"

Complete Carnage "Gahhh!"

Complete Carnage "Radical—"

Complete Carnage "—She's found me!"

PHOOM

Radical "Heyyy—"

Radical "—Now there's a sharp guy!"

Complete Carnage "Yeah—sharp!"

BAP!

Radical "Ow!"

Complete Carnage "Sharp as a razor!"

Complete Carnage "Yo-ho! Not too bado, eh?"

Complete Carnage "Hey!"

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Casey "Gone"

Raph "Gone as all get out!"

Raph "Sheez—talk about mutants!"

Casey "I had no idea people like that—really existed!"

Casey "You think they'll come back?"

Raph "Nah..."

Raph "Well, maybe..."

Casey "Hey, I know a great place where we can practice chucking your shuriken around—let's go!"

[Miles above...]

Radical "Talk about fed-up, look my way pally!"

Radical "I think it's time we find out what penguins think of "Complete Carnage!" "

Complete Carnage "Aw, come on—you're no fun!"

Radical "If they find enough of you!"

Radical "Chow, babe!"

Complete Carnage "Yyooowwwwww"

[Later...]

Casey "No, no, no—this is the way Chuck Norris does it!"

Cola

Casey "Hoop dee doo!"

ZACK

Casey "What a hit! What a hit!"

Raph "Oh sure, great, but now the shuriken is about three blocks away! I want it back—now!"

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