Church lair - living room 1

The Turtles and Splinter under the church.


Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids.

The church is the second New York City lair used by the Turtles and Splinter, after the destruction of their first lair by an invasion of M.O.U.S.E.R.S. robots. The above-ground church itself, located in northeastern Alphabet City, is not their actual living space, but a Cold War-era nuclear bomb shelter that was built underneath it in the 1960s to house the church's parishioners in the event of nuclear strike.

This lair first appeared during the Blood Brothers arc, when the Turtles were scouting for a new underground home. The above-ground church was an extremely dilapidated structure with its wooden pews in an advanced state of decay and several large holes in the roof. The building was surrounded by a significantly larger green landscaped churchyard, with a concrete foot path leading from the sidewalk to the church's front entrance.

The bunker below was built to potentially house at least fifty people long-term, and consisted of four or five levels, with a sewer access tunnel that led out to the East River. It also had a diesel generator, which Donatello was able to repair in order to keep his family supplied with electricity, and various appliances such as a refrigerator and a stove.

The Turtles moved into the bunker, and it became their main residence until they were forced to abandon it during the Vengeance arc, when an army of M.O.U.S.E.R.S. and Flyborgs invaded and trashed the bunker. The walls and ceiling were damaged during the attack, but no significant structural weakening seemed to have taken place.

During the Order from Chaos arc, Michelangelo became estranged from his family and was unwilling to reside at Foot Clan Headquarters. After a brief stint with the Mutanimals at Mutanimals Headquarters, he moved back into the church's bunker and cleaned it up in order to make it livable once again. His brothers later joined him after leaving the Foot Clan, though Splinter did not return to live there.

Mikey threw a Christmas party in the lair during the Christmas Special. Originally intended the be a small gathering of closest friends, the party would become larger when Slash and the Mutanimals (without Old Hob) showed up unannounced. Donnie decorated the exterior of the above-ground church with Christmas lights, and when ready, invited the party-goers outside onto the front churchyard to watch the lights display, which spectacularly lit up the building but accidentally caused a power failure in much of the city around it, coincidentally also cutting power to systems that were being used by the Earth Protection Force at the time to triangulate the Turtles' location. (As if the one well-lit building wasn't enough of a clue.)

In later issues, the portrayal of the above-ground church was inexplicably altered, though the Turtles did not actually move their lair. As recently as issue #90, during Mikey's service for Slash's funeral in the church's chapel, the building still had a front churchyard. But only three issues later in City at War, part 1, the church still had signs of greenery next to it, but the front churchyard was completely gone, with the church's front entrance opening directly onto the city sidewalk.

Among the rooms in this lair are:

  • a spacious central living room with a few couches in it and a desk
  • a secondary living room with a couch and a few armchairs
  • an exercise room/armory
  • a lab for Donatello
  • a kitchen that Michelangelo uses to cook for his family
  • four bedrooms for the Turtles, each one decorated and furnished according to his own interests

The same church is still actively being used by humans in the parallel version of New York City belonging to the Ghostbusters universe, as seen in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/Ghostbusters issue #1.


Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.