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Cheezy balls

Chee-Z Balls ae an cheese snack brand produced by Auman Chemicals.

History

  • Casey Jones VS. The Underworld - Mikey finds Chee-Z Balls when cleaning up the lair, and along with the chemicals Casey and Raph stole from Rahzar and Fishface, the Chee-Z Balls back label info leads to the Auman Checimals factory in Chinatown.

Label

NUTRITION INFORMATION
(PER SERVING SIZE 1 OZ.)
Bougie Cheese Cultures - 4g
Organically Harvested Cheese Air - 0g
Natural* Flavors - 98%
Permanent Discoloration Fingers - 96%
Shame in Licking Fingers - 100%
Cases of Chee-Z Balls in Nostrils - 131
Unsolved Cases - 895
Food** to Air Ratio - 1/78
Likelihood of Explosive Bloating - 75%

​*"Natural" meaning may be highly debatable, as these flavors are quite natural in comparison with the other radio active chemicals created at Auman Chemicals.
​**"Food" is used as a blanket term to describe anything that the body is probably capable of of passing through the digestive tract, though it may not benefit the body to do so. Auman Chemicals is NOT responsible for any torn stomach or intestine lining.

INGREDIENTS: RIPE AND COAGULATED LACTOBACILLI; CHEESE FARTS FROM A LACTOSE INTOLERANT PERSON; BAD COMEDIANS (CHEESEBALLS AND CORNBALLS); STREPTOCOCKEYED BACILLI; FLIN FLONIC ACID; DE-ENRICHED CORN HUSKS; HYDROGENATED STYRODEXTRIN; RED DYE 42; TRINUCLEONIZED IRRADIATED CHEESE DUST

MANUFACTURED BY:
Auman Chemicals
1100 Mulledberry Street
New York, N.Y. 10013

We value your questions and comments
Call us at 1-800-CHEEZY
1 A.M. - 2 A.M. Every third Tuesday of the month, but not when it rains, snows or is slightly cloudy.

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