[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Episode begins with a view of the New York City skyline at night and then pans down to the turtles’ lair. Donatello is in his workshop using a transmission device to send messages into outer space.]
Raphael "Donatello, how much longer are you gonna send messages to outer space?"
Donatello "Until someone answers."
Splinter "Donatello's discovery of a new Turtle Nebula was a great moment for reptiles everywhere, my students."
Leonardo "Master Splinter is right. Imagine if he does find other intelligent turtle life out there."
Raphael "The important thing is, will they have pizza?"
Donatello "Come in, Turtle Nebula. Come in."
[Michelangelo sneaks away and uses his turtlecom to communicate through Donatello’s transmitter.]
Michelangelo "Donatello, this is the Great Turtle."
Raphael "He did it!"
Leonardo "Did you hear that?"
Raphael "Amazing!"
[Donatello lifts his hand to silence them.]
Michelangelo "I bring you the secret of universal happiness and contentment."
Donatello "Tell us, O Great Turtle. What is it?"
Michelangelo "What else, dude? Double cheese and heavy on the anchovies. Had you going there for a bit, didn't I?"
[Donatello packs his transmitter into a duffel bag.]
Donatello "I sure hope I find a few intelligent turtles in outer space, because there sure aren't too many of 'em here on Earth."
[He leaves the lair.]
Splinter "It seems your prank has caused Donatello much pain. I hope it is not a lasting one."
[Donatello climbs out of the sewers and then up onto the roof of the Channel 6 news building.]
Donatello "Perfect. Boy, I'll show those guys. They probably would've laughed at Einstein's theory of neutronic thermaziods too. Now, all I have to do is line up this transmitter with the Turtle Nebula, right between Cancer the crab and Pisces the fish. Calling Turtle Nebula. Come in, please."
[His beacon flashes through space, bounces off an asteroid, and strikes a spaceship. The transmitter lights up and bounces around.]
Donatello "It looks like something's coming in.
Whoa! Now, that's what I call great reception."
[A worm hole opens and the spaceship flies through to land heavily on the roof.]
Whoa! Now, that's what I call great reception."
[The spaceship hatch opens and an alien creatures jumps out. He begins gesticulating and speaking in an unknow language.]
Donatello "Uh, what's that again?"
[The alien removes his helmet, sniffs the air, and starts gibbering again. When he realizes that Donatello doesn’t understand, he fiddles with a gadget on his belt.]
Algie "Sorry, old bean. Forgot the translator gadget. Algernon's the name. You can call me Algie."
Donatello "Well, I'm Donatello, and you can call me totally baffled."
[Algie takes Donatello by the hand and leads him to the spaceship.]
Algie "You broke my flimilfarb, and I'm counting on you to fix it."
Donatello "Me, fix your, uh, what?"
[Algie takes a seat inside and presses several buttons to show that the controls are dead.]
Algie "My spaceship. It's completely out of order, and it's all your fault.
Now, in you go. There's a good chap."
[He gets out and urges Donatello to enter.]
Now, in you go. There's a good chap."
[Donatello takes a seat and then clears his throat.]
Donatello "Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of the owner's manual, would you?"
[Back at the lair, Michelangelo is preparing pizza dough.]
Michelangelo "All right! We're ready to rock and roll! But mostly roll."
Leonardo "Maybe we should wait till Donatello finishes his new pizza machine."
Michelangelo "No way, dude. Let him conquer outer space. I'm gonna break the home-pizza barrier. That's the trouble with people nowadays.
They depend on machines too much.
Skill, craftsmanship-- that's what it's all abou—aah!"
[He spins the dough.]
They depend on machines too much.
[The dough flattens and gets bigger and bigger.]
Skill, craftsmanship-- that's what it's all abou—aah!"
[He loses control of the dough and it lands on all three turtles, completely covering them.]
Raphael "Is this what's meant by “family-size”?"
[Inside the spaceship Donatello is looking around but has made no attempt to make repairs.]
Donatello "If you could just tell me where the engine is."
Algie "Do I look like a common warp-drive mechanic? All I do is steer the ruddy thing."
Donatello "Well, what do you know? I found the hood release.
I think I found the trou—aah, aah!
Ouch!"
[He pops open the hood and comes around to look at the engine.]
I think I found the trou—aah, aah!
[He touches something inside and receives a big shock.]
Ouch!"
[He hits the ground and groans. Algie taps his wristwatch.]
Algie "I'm late for a job interview at Intergalactic U. I really need that professorship, now that the missus and I have six new eggs to care for."
[Cut to the turtles’ lair. The turtles are seated on the couch eating pizza.]
Michelangelo "Like I said, compadres, frozen pizza is the happening thing."
Raphael "Cool it, Michelangelo. We wanna watch April."
April O’Neil "This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 Action News, with an inside look at Hiram Grelch-- or Hostile Hiram, as the unfortunate victims of his takeovers call him. Not satisfied with owning every TV station in the city, Hostile Hiram has now set his sights on our own Channel 6. Well, we have two words for Mr. Grelch-- fat chance."
[She suddenly screams and the TV screen becomes static filled.]
Raphael "What's going on?"
Leonardo "We'd better find out, fast!"
[They run out of the lair. On the Channel 6 rooftop, Algie and Donatello are fiddling under the hood when they hear April scream.]
April "Aah!"
[Algie backs up and Donatello turns, hitting his head on the hood. He shouts and Algie blinks out of sight.]
Donatello "Algie, where are you?"
Algie "Here I am."
[Donatello approaches a second fuse box which is glowing. It’s Algie.]
Donatello "Wow. A super chameleon."
[Algie turns back to his regular form.]
Algie "A screaming female always sets me off. We space lizards are a sensitive bunch."
Donatello "Oh, my gosh. April!"
[April screams again. Donatello takes Algie’s wrist and pulls him along. They use the rooftop entrance to get into the building. April is backing away from two goons who are aiming weapons at her. Vernon is cowering against the wall.]
April "Stay away from me. Just who do you big apes think you are, anyhow?"
Fat Grelch Goon "We don't like all that stuff you been sayin' about our boss, Mr. Grelch."
Thin Grelch Goon "Yeah, and we're gonna fix it so you don't say nothin' else."
[April screams again as he points his weapon at her. The goon chuckles.]
Thin Goon "Bye-bye, sweetheart."
[April screams. Donatello is on the stairs and hears her.]
Donatello "That's definitely April's scream. I recognize the register."
Vernon Fenwick "Oh, please don't hurt us! At least don't hurt me."
April "For goodness sake, Vernon, show a little dignity!"
Vernon "I'll show them anything they want, as long as they don't hurt me."
Fat Goon "Oh, I think the poor wimp is comin' unglued."
Thin Goon "Let's fix that, shall we?"
Vernon "Oh, I beg of you, please don't shoot!"
Fat Goon "Oh, you didn't say pretty please."
[They fire their weapons, which shoot glue. Vernon is quickly covered in the stuff.]
Vernon "What have you done?"
Thin Goon "Hey, don't knock it, pal. That's super-sticky glue. You're gonna be a lot more together now."
[The pair of goons laugh. April crawls across the floor and reaches for a wall-mounted phone.]
Thin Goon "Naughty, naughty."
[April turns to see them aiming their weapons at her. She screams. A slamming door draws their attention.]
Donatello "Hold it right there, punks."
April "Donatello! And who's that?"
Donatello "Oh, this is Algie. We'll save the introductions for later."
Fat Goon "Hey, get a load of the security patrol. A turtle and a lizard."
Thin Goon "What's the matter? Can't Channel 6 afford Dobermans?"
[They both start laughing. Donatello leaps into the room, but Algie transforms into a duplicate fire extinguisher. The two goons begin chattering in confusion when they lose track of Donatello, who has jumped onto an overhead walkway. Something zaps the goons and they fall. Donatello jumps down and Algie turns back into himself.]
Algie "Take that, you inconsiderate ruffians."
[He zaps the thin goon by shooting bolts from his fingers. The goon shouts, jumps and lands rear-end first into a trash can. He bounces across the room and falls head first into a filing cabinet.]
Donatello "Wow. Algie has mind energy."
Fat Goon "Okay, turtle, I'm gonna gum you up good!"
Donatello "Hy-yah!"
[He leaps and kicks the goon, who fires his weapon. The glue shoots towards April, who ducks and the glue splatters the wall.]
April "Donatello, look out!"
[Glue hits Donatello, who rolls into Algie. Both roll across the floor inside a blob of glue.]
Both "Yuck! Oh, no!"
[The Fat Goon tosses April over his shoulder and then both goons leave the room with her.]
April "Put me down, you big gorilla!"
Donatello "Oh, no! We gotta catch up with April!"
[The glue blob slithers towards the entrance, but the door shuts behind the goons. Donatello and Algie bang into it.]
Algie "Stiff upper lip, old chap. Won't be a moment."
[He gets a hand loose and zaps the glue, freeing them.]
Donatello "Let's not forget Vernon."
Algie "As you wish."
[He zaps the glue encasing Vernon and frees the man.]
Donatello "Now, that's what I call a neat trick."
Algie "Thank you. It's all in the wrist, old boy."
[The turtle van drives through the city streets, with Leonardo at the wheel.]
Michelangelo "Dude, can't you go any faster?"
Raphael "Maybe we should get out and push."
Leonardo "We won't be any good to April if we're in an accident."
[Back at the news station, Donatello opens a window.]
Donatello "Let's go, Algie.
Great! There's our way down."
[He looks over and sees a window cleaning platform.]
Great! There's our way down."
[He and Algie climb out onto the platform.]
Algie "And there's your friend."
[He points down. A big car pulls up in front of the building and the two goons kidnapping April run towards it.]
Donatello "Goin' down!"
[The car pulls away just as the window cleaning platform hits the ground hard. Pedestrians spot the two and start screaming.]
Donatello "Hey, you'd better camouflage yourself. You know, a four-foot-tall lizard and all that."
Algie "Oh, I see. But a four-foot-tall turtle is fine."
Donatello "Hey, please don't argue. Just do it."
Algie "Oh, all right."
[He looks around and spots a dog on a leash. Algie transforms himself into a duplicate of the dog. The dog’s owner gasps and faints. Donatello runs to the street corner and whistles. A taxicab pulls up and stops. Donatello and Algie jump in.]
Donatello "Follow that car!"
Cab Driver "You look kinda green, pal. I hope you ain't gonna be sick on my new upholstery.
All right, that does it. No dogs allowed in my cab."
[Algie growls and the driver comes to a skidding stop.]
All right, that does it. No dogs allowed in my cab."
[Algie transforms back into himself.]
Algie "All right. Have it your way."
Cab Driver "Please, mister! Promise not to change me into anything, and I won't turn on the meter."
Donatello "I'll think about it. Now, follow that car."
[The taxicab catches up to the car and begins the chase. The car drives up the ramp of a parked truck and onto the second floor parking ramp of a nearby building. The pursuers do the same. The big car drives into the subway and onto the tracks and so does the taxi. People waiting on a train scream in surprise. A subway train appears behind the taxi and its horn starts blaring. The taxi driver speeds up to ninety miles per hour. When the car pulls off the tracks and up onto a ramp, the taxi follows. Both the car and taxi drive up a set of stairs, zip out of the subway and into a Fish Market. The car hits a stand, which sends an octopus flying onto the top of the taxi.]
Cab Driver "Please, mister, you promised. No more crazy animals."
Donatello "Look out! They're getting away!"
[Both vehicles make a sharp turn on a pier. The turn tosses the octopus into the river. The car drives down a ramp into a building and the overhead door closes behind it. Then the entire building is suffused in a red glow. The taxicab’s forwards momentum is halted by the red energy field and comes to a stop in front of the building.]
Algie "They've thrown up some kind of force field."
Cab Driver "Yeah, see? You'll never get in there now."
Donatello "Says who?"
Cab Driver "The whole building belongs to Hostile Hiram Grelch, and he don't like strangers."
Donatello "Try a little of your space magic on it."
[Algie rolls down the back window and tries zapping the force field, but the energy blast bounces back and hits Algie.]
Algie "Yaah! Any more suggestions, old bean?"
[Cut to the other three turtles.]
Leonardo "Well, there's the Channel 6 building."
Raphael "Oh, man, I don't believe it!"
Michelangelo "Mega-bummer. It's cop city."
Raphael "We'll never get past them."
Leonardo "We'll have to get inside if we're gonna find April."
Michelangelo "Got it, dudes. I'll put on a mask and make like a reporter.
Ciao for now.
It's okay. Press.
Whoa!
Okay, so I put on the wrong mask."
[He slips into a disguise and exits the van.]
Ciao for now.
[He walks up to a pair of police officers.]
It's okay. Press.
[The police draw their guns and chase him. He runs back to the van.]
Whoa!
[The van speeds away and its revealed that Michelangelo donned a dog mask.]
Okay, so I put on the wrong mask."
[Donatello tosses his turtle line onto the roof of a building and he and Algie begin to climb.]
Donatello "Are you sure your spaceship laser cannons will penetrate that force field?"
Algie "As you Earth chaps would say, a piece of cake."
Donatello "We've gotta get back to the Channel 6 roof where your spaceship is."
[He runs across the rooftop and leaps over to the next one. Algernon floats over.]
Algie "If you don't mind, I'll do it my own way."
Donatello "Your spaceship is gone!"
Algie "I had no idea this was a tow-away zone."
Donatello "Grelch's thugs must've taken it, along with April."
Algie "Dear boy, do you realize what will happen if anyone tries to take it apart to examine it?"
Donatello "I'm afraid to ask, but what?"
Algie "It will blow this entire planet into the next dimension!"
[Cut to the interior of Grelch’s apartment. He is pacing in front of his pictures windows as he laughs and snorts.]
Hiram Grelch "By this time tomorrow, I shall be the new owner of Channel 6."
[April is tied to a chair.]
April "You're wasting your time, Grelch. The owners will never sell, especially to you."
Grelch "If they don't sell, you will pay for their pigheadedness."
April "You're calling them pigheaded? Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
Grelch "Even those Martians you hired can't help you now.
I found this spaceship on the Channel 6 roof, and as soon as I get it working, I'm going into outer space and buy up their airwaves too. All I have to do is find out how this inter-dimensional kiddy car works."
[He points over his shoulder at Algie’s spaceship. The thin goon is tinkering with it.]
I found this spaceship on the Channel 6 roof, and as soon as I get it working, I'm going into outer space and buy up their airwaves too. All I have to do is find out how this inter-dimensional kiddy car works."
[Atop the Channel 6 news building, Donatello and Algie look over at Grelch’s glowing building.]
Donatello "Well, at least we know for sure where April is."
Algie "The trouble is, we'll never get through that force field. And if this chap Grelch tries to take my spaceship apart, your entire planet is done for."
[Back at Grelch’s, the goon has managed to remove the spaceship’s outer shell.]
Grelch "Hmm. These things are more complicated than I thought."
April "Too bad. There go your plans to take over every TV station in the universe."
Grelch "Don't count me out yet. Hiram Grelch didn't get where he is by taking no for an answer. Keep drilling."
[Donatello and Algie watch as the police vehicles drive away.]
Algie "Your constables seem to be departing."
Donatello "And that means there's no one in the Channel 6 studio. And that gives me an idea."
Algie "These things always seem to lead to trouble."
Donatello "Listen, Grelch's force field has to be created with cathode rays, right?"
Algie "Cathode?"
Donatello "Yeah, the rays inside your picture tube in your television set."
Algie "We don't have television. We have feel-avision."
Donatello "Well, whatever. Come on, Algie."
Algie "Oh, you Earthlings are so impulsive."
[They enter the news building.]
Donatello "So you see, if the force field is made up of cathode rays, it can be magnified with an electron photo-multiplier. Don't you get it?"
Algie "Not a single syllable, old chap."
Donatello "Uh, Algie, what did you say you were a professor of, anyway?"
Algie "I happen to be my planet's leading authority on drivelglats."
Donatello "Drivelglats?"
[Algie takes a box from his pocket and drops a round object on the table. He takes another one and flicks the first, causing it to pop up into Donatello’s face.]
Donatello "Tiddlywinks?"
Algie "Tiddlywinks? What a silly name for such a serious pastime."
Donatello "What I'm trying to say is, with the force field surrounding Grelch's huge picture window, it's like he's living inside a TV tube."
Algie "Meaning?"
Donatello "Meaning, we're gonna put together an interesting television show for his viewing enjoyment.
Uh, Aliens from 50 Million B.C. Uh...Ooh! Invasion of the Radioactive Rats. Perfect. Algie, it's payback time for Hostile Hiram Grelch."
[He walks over to a set of shelves and inspects the titles on video cases.]
Uh, Aliens from 50 Million B.C. Uh...Ooh! Invasion of the Radioactive Rats. Perfect. Algie, it's payback time for Hostile Hiram Grelch."
[Meanwhile, the other turtles are still in the turtle van, searching the city.]
Michelangelo "We've covered the entire city, and no sign of April."
Leonardo "I'm certain she's at Grelch's penthouse, but there's no way in."
Raphael "Tell us something we don't know."
Leonardo "I wasn't telling you. I was telling our viewers.
Maybe we can get an update."
[He stops the van and all three check the viewing screens in the back.]
Maybe we can get an update."
[An image of Donatello in hat and trench coat appears.]
Michelangelo "Whoa, that dude sure looks familiar."
Raphael "He should. It's Donatello."
Donatello "We interrupt this program to bring you the following emergency message.
Please, Algie, you've gotta do it."
[He covers the camera screen and turns to Algie.]
Please, Algie, you've gotta do it."
Algie "Must I? I'm too modest to change in front of forty million people."
Donatello "Oh, please. Do it for a fellow reptile."
Algie "Well, if you insist.
How's that?"
[He transforms into a three-eyed monster.]
How's that?"
Donatello "Perfect.
Uh, with me is the numero uno warlord of the Turtle Nebula, and is he ever ticked off. Tell the folks about it, warlord."
[He uncovers the camera.]
Uh, with me is the numero uno warlord of the Turtle Nebula, and is he ever ticked off. Tell the folks about it, warlord."
[Algie roars. Grelch’s goons are watching television.]
Fat Goon "Oh, look, boss. They're making a special announcement."
Thin Goon "Boy, they sure got my attention."
Grelch "Idiots. What's that got to do with me?"
Algie "Hostile Hiram Grelch has stolen my spaceship, along with a female Earthling!"
Fat Goon "Uh, it sounds like it's got a lot to do with you."
Michelangelo "Whoa, dudes, who is that?"
Leonardo "I'll bet it's some plan of Donatello's to free April."
Raphael "Right. Some fake monster to scare the real one."
Algie "Unless they are both returned unharmed in the next five minutes, there will be interplanetary war!"
Fat Goon "Boss, you'd better do what that thing says."
Grelch "Nonsense. Are you wimps afraid of some actor in a Martian costume?"
Thin Goon "That ain't no actor, boss. That's the real thing."
[He points towards the picture window. Outside is a giant Martian peering in at them and roaring.]
Grelch "Don't just stand there. Help me put this spaceship back together. And hurry. We've only got five minutes.
Better make that three minutes."
[He glances out the window and sees a group of spaceships.]
Better make that three minutes."
April "I've seen this before.
The Invasion of the Radioactive Rats."
[She giggles.]
The Invasion of the Radioactive Rats."
[Grelch and his goons race to put together the spaceship. In the sewers, Donatello and Algie climb a metal ladder.]
Algie "I certainly hope you're right, old bean."
Donatello "Trust me. If there's one thing I know about, it's sewers."
Algie "Oh, dear."
Donatello "What's wrong, Algie?"
Algie "I'm afraid our entrance is riveted shut."
Donatello "Hey, what about that mind power of yours?"
Algie "Oh, that? It seems like such a showoff-y thing to do."
Donatello "Well, swallow your pride and let 'er rip."
[Algie zaps the metal hatch, which is set into the floor under a table where men are playing cards.]
Card Player 1 "Hey, you guys hear something?"
[They look under the table. The rivets blow out of the hatch and punch holes through the table. The men all exclaim and then jump back as the hatch hits the table. Donatello and Algie leap out.]
Donatello "Find that fuse box, fast. It's the only way to deactivate the force field."
Algie "Fuse box?"
Donatello "You know, that thing you turned into up on the roof."
[Algie transforms into a fuse box.]
Algie "You mean, this?"
Donatello "Exactly."
Card Player 2 "Get that turtle Martian!"
[One of the men tries to attack Donatello, but the turtle grabs him and tosses him backwards.]
Card Player 1 "Whoa-oa!"
Donatello "Not so easy, is it?"
Algie "Fuse box, fuse box."
[The card player hits the wall behind him.]
Card Player 1 "Whoa-oa!"
Algie "I say, my good man, would you know where the fuse box is?
That's all right. Don't get up.
Hmm, let me see."
[The man points.]
That's all right. Don't get up.
[Algie flips open the fuse box.]
Hmm, let me see."
[Donatello continues fighting as Algie studies the fuse box. Grelch and his goons are still working on the spaceship.]
Grelch "Hurry, you pinheads. We've only got thirty seconds left."
[Suddenly, a giant man appears in the picture window.]
Clem "Howdy, folks. Looking for a good used car? Come on down to Clem's Clunkers."
April "Uh-oh. The film festival is over."
Grelch "A commercial, in the middle of a Martian invasion? There's something fishy about this."
[Donatello throws another card player against the wall.]
Donatello "You need to work on your landings, pal."
Algie "This must be it."
[He pulls a switch.]
Donatello "Have you got that fuse box figured out yet, Algie?
Whoops! Ow! I guess you have."
[The lights go out.]
Whoops! Ow! I guess you have."
Fat Goon "Hey, boss, what happened?"
Grelch "Can't you see the lights went out?"
[A bright light from the Turtle Blimp suddenly flashes through the picture window.]
Turtles "Turtle power!"
[They slide down turtles lines onto the apartment balcony, open the door and run into the apartment.]
Leonardo "Okay, Grelch, your collecting days are over!"
Michelangelo "Yeah. Now we're gonna start collecting things, dude!"
Leonardo "Starting with our friend, April."
April "My mean, green heroes! What a relief.
I thought I was gonna have to cover this whole story sitting down."
[Leonardo slices the ropes.]
I thought I was gonna have to cover this whole story sitting down."
[Grelch and his goons crawl across the floor.]
Grelch "Ah, time to cut our losses. Follow me."
April "What's your hurry, boys? Why don't you stick around?
What a thrill! Usually only the turtles get to do things like this."
[She blasts them with the glue gun.]
What a thrill! Usually only the turtles get to do things like this."
[The three men struggle against the glue. Donatello bursts through the door.]
Raphael "Perfect timing, Donatello."
Algie "Oh, I say, we seem to be a bit late."
Michelangelo "Leapin' lizards!"
Leonardo "The warlord is real!"
Donatello "Oh, guys, this is Algie. Uh, well, I'll explain later."
[The turtles, April, and Algie stand at the balcony railing. They hear approaching sirens.]
Michelangelo "Uh-oh. It's the boys in blue."
Raphael "That means it's time for the boys in green to split."
Leonardo "Allow me, April."
April "With pleasure."
[He picks her up and begins climbing the rope back up to the blimp.]
Donatello "Come on, Algie. We'll haul your spaceship up in a minute."
Algie "A blimp? How primitive. But charming."
Leonardo "Can I drop you somewhere, April?"
April "Did you have to use the word drop?"
[The turtles and Algie are inside the lair with Algie’s spaceship.]
Raphael "You mean this thing is gonna sit in our living room for the rest of eternity?"
Donatello "Well, I'm afraid so, unless we can find some gas for it."
Algie "I already told you-- not gas, grutnip."
Donatello "Well, yeah, but we can't help you until you tell us what grutnip is."
Algie "Grutnip is, well, grutnip."
[Michelangelo enters carrying a stack of pizza boxes.]
Michelangelo "Come and get it, amigos. Fresh from Vinnie's."
Algie "What's that odor I detect?"
Michelangelo "Oh, we call it pizza."
[He offers a slice to Algie.]
Algie "And we call it grutnip!
There's enough here to take me home at twice warp speed."
[He tosses the slice into a compartment on the spaceship and it starts up.]
There's enough here to take me home at twice warp speed."
[He takes all of the pizza from Michelangelo.]
Michelangelo "Uh, but, but...."
Algie "What generous chaps you are.
Cheerio, Earthlings! I'm off!"
[He tosses the pizza, boxes and all, into the compartment and then hops inside.]
Cheerio, Earthlings! I'm off!"
[The spaceship vanishes.]
Donatello "Oh, he's gone, just like that."
Raphael "And with all our pizza."
Michelangelo "
Not all our pizza."
[laughing]
Not all our pizza."
[He pulls a slice from behind his back and is about to eat it when Algie appears and takes the slice from him.]
Algie "Just in case I decide to take the scenic route home. Ta-ta!"
Michelangelo "Hey, wait...
He took my last piece of pizza."
[stammering]
He took my last piece of pizza."
[The other turtles start laughing.]
Raphael "That's the way it goes!"
[End Credits]