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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids.

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HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HA HA

Ravenwood "You're through. You'll both be locked away in cells not even you could break out of."

Ravenwood "You'll never walk free again. This is no laughing matter, Bebop and Rocksteady."

Rocksteady "Oh no, it ain't that. It's that this is where our dinosaur kills you and saves the day."

Bebop "Haha! Yeah! He does it every time."

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Ravenwood "Dinosaur."

Rocksteady "Any minute now... He'll pounce!"

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Rocksteady "What he hell, man!"

Bebop "You're out of the gang! You hear us?!"

Ravenwood "I really thought you two were creatures acting out of confusion and fear—but now I see you for what you really are—terrible men with long lives of doing terrible things."

Ravenwood "You are murderers without conscience. Destroyers of lives who laugh and derive pleasure from the pain of others."

Bebop "Wait. Is this about the prank call we did on you? Because, we was just having fun."

Rocksteady "Yeah, lady, get over it already."

Ravenwood "I thought you two were real mutants, but it turns out—you're just losers."

Rocksteady "Whadyucallus?!"

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Ravenwood >You can't hold jobs. You're kicked out of gangs and rejected by your peers. You fail again and again because you are—weak—chumps.<

T.J. Shevlin "It's ready."

Shevlin "Sir."

Shevlin "Whenever you are."

John Bishop "...Not yet."

Bebop "Just wait till I get out of this thing."

Bebop "Rocksteady and I, we killed much tougher ladies than you, for no reason!"

Rocksteady "But you're givin' us all kind of reasons."

Bishop "Not..."

Bishop "..."

Bishop "...Yet."

Ravenwood "Load them up!"

Rocksteady "All we wanted was to get home!"

Rocksteady "This ain't fair!"

Bebop "Frick this frickin' thing! What's she paying you? I'll half it, but I'll throw in a dinosaur!"

Ravenwood "I doubt Bishop will admit that these monstrosities aren't of the mutant kind."

Ravenwood "It's simply the all too common evil of humanity."

Bishop "Now."

CLICK

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DEET DEET

Ravenwood "...No."

Bebop "Now, what was you saying about chumps? Snaaarrrllf!"

Rocksteady "Oh, yeah."

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Ravenwood "Fire!"

BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA

Bebop "Wha?"

Bebop "Why you little—get down here and fight like a man!"

BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA

Bishop "How the hell, dinosaur?!"

Chk Prk Chk

Ravenwood "You're kidding! That animal—it's exhibiting—but how?"

Ravenwood "Look out!"

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SHOOO

BOOM

Bebop or Rocksteady "Dinosaur! Noooo!"

BOOM

Rocksteady "That's gonna cost ya."

Bebop "Which of youse did that?"

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SMASH MAIM [...]UN GOUGE ROAR BASH REND CRUSH RIP TEAR GNASH SLASH

Ravenwood "We have to activate the weapons!"

Bobby Browder "But they haven't been reprogrammed. They'll have to run through the intra-species recognition and socialization protocol before suppress and capture!"

Ravenwood "Not if the weapons are under physical attack!"

Bebop "Hey, lady! Ladyyyy! Looks like you'll need more guys! Haha!"

Rocksteady "Haha, yeah, we was just getting warm—"

Rocksteady "Wait, who is this now?"

Bebop "What the heck! All right. What's the big idea?!"

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Robotic Bebop "Uh. Hey, youse guys."

Robotic Rocksteady "Yeah. Hey. Say, you really showed those creeps, huh?"

Rocksteady "Uh... Yeah. Yeah!"

Bebop "Whoa whoa whoa, hold on! Who are you guys and why do you look like us, huh? But robots?!"

Robotic Bebop "We're the same as you. You're a bad-ass mutant warthog. And so am I. You can trust us."

Robotic Bebop "Also, I really dig the new do, man."

Bebop "Excuse us."

Bebop "Rocksteady, what do you think, man?"

Rocksteady "I don't know, Bop, I really wanna trust these guys."

Bebop "Yeah, I know. Something about them. They just seem like really good dudes. Plus—"

Rocksteady "Yeah, they're robots. That's really cool. I say we see what they want."

Bebop "We hear them out. No harm in that."

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Rocksteady "So... Let's just say... You know, we trust you. What do you want?"

Robotic Rocksteady "You'll come with us. We're your new buds. We got snacks. Lots of snacks. Say, has your horn gotten bigger?"

Bebop "And what if, you know, we say no? We just wanna get home."

Robotic Bebop or Robotic Rocksteady "We'll have to switch to combat mode and show youse who's boss."

Bebop "Haha! Is that so? Well—"

Bebop "Hey, what's that?!"

WHANG

Bebop "Made you look!"

Robotic Bebop "Oh, a wise guy, huh?"

POW

Robotic Rocksteady & Robotic Bebop "Initiating combat mode. Initiating combat mode."

Browder "It's working, but can robotic Rocksteady and Bebop actually win?"

Ravenwood "They can do more than that. I'm more worried about the real Bebop and Rocksteady."

Robotic Bebop "Now, Rocksteady and Bebop, youse are gonna get it."

Robotic Rocksteady "Yeah, no more Mr. Nice Robotic Guy."

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Rocksteady "Turns out these tin-butts wanna rumble after all, Bee."

Bebop "I ain't backed down from a fight yet."

Bebop "So come on, let's trash these turkeys!"

PUNCH WHAM TATATATA TATATATA KA BOOM SLAM

Bebop "I gotta admit, trashing turkeys is tougher than I thought it'd be."

Rocksteady "We got 'em on the ropes man! Don't stop! It's slobberin' time!"

KA BOOM PUNCH WHAM TATATATA TATATATA TATATATA

Bebop "{Huffhuff} Heheh. Maybe that guy's got metal skin, but only the real Bebop deserves to wear these!"

Rocksteady "{Puff} I think... {Puff} They're getting tired. They're probably out on their feet. Just one more—hey! That me's horn is flying!"

BOOM

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Ravenwood "Damn! They aren't built for water!"

Rocksteady "You see that? They sank straight to the bottom."

Bebop "And Mr. Scattergood called us dense."

Ravenwood "Ha. So, this is what you want, Bishop?"

Ravenwood "Fear mongering with mutant ruthlessness and destruction displayed for the world to see?"

Rocksteady "Uh—who's she talking to?"

Bebop "I don't know. All I know is we got a score to settle with this lady."

Shevlin "..."

Shevlin "He already left."

Ravenwood "Perhaps you think they'll get rid of me. I'm sure you'd like that... But what you don't know is that Bebop and Rocksteady are ust men, as much mutants as I."

Ravenwood "The difference is—they're pathetic lowlifes."

Bebop "How dare you bad mouth us to your imaginary friend!"

Rocksteady "Don't listen to her, God. We're gonna teach her!"

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Ravenwood "Okay, Rocksteady and Bebop, you got any fight left for me?"

Rocksteady "More than more than enough!"

Ravenwood "For all your rimes, I won't let you escape me."

Bebop "You—You're a mutant?"

Ravenwood "You're catching on. Like you, I have been augmented by mutation. I am the Olympian!"

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Rocksteady "Gaah!"

Bebop "Why you!"

Rocksteady "Wow! This hurts! What did she do to me?"

Bebop "Yeah, I got more where that came from! Rock, get back here."

Rocksteady "Watch out for her nails, she's a scratcher."

Bebop "Ooooh, I hate scratchers!"

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Ravenwood "Nooo!"

Ravenwood "I didn't want it to go this far, but I suppose now, I'll show you—"

Ravenwood "—What I can really do!"

Bebop "Aaaahh!"

Ravenwood "The experiment that created me was a failure."

Ravenwood "It tore me apart and it turned me into this, an inhuman aberration."

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Bebop "Oh man! What the fre—"

Bebop "Ow!"

Ravenwood "Gaining mastery of this new form and pulling myself back together wasn't easy."

Ravenwood "It took years of training my mind and body."

Rocksteady "Blaah!"

Ravenwood "What's wrong, Rocksteady? Is my venom getting to you? How about some more?"

Bebop "Boison us dill you?"

Bebop "Dis is bhat you get, you... Ugly gross-o!"

SPLUCH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ravenwood "You are the ugly ones! You are killers! You are monsters!"

Ravenwood "All I've evr wanted was to make the world safe for everyone. But that can't be, not while people like you exist."

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Rocksteady "Grruuhh..."

SPLUCH

Ravenwood "No. No!"

Ravenwood "You're evil!"

Ravenwood "I am the hero!"

Bebop "Somedimes... Da bad guys..."

Bebop "...Win."

SPLICH SQUCH

Ravenwood "You—you monsters!"

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Browder "They're dying..."

SplAtch Splooh

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Rocksteady "Heh... Heh heh."

Rocksteady "Hey. Hey!"

Bebop "Wha? Wha funny?"

Rocksteady "Loo, buddy... Loo where we ad."

BOWL

Rocksteady "We made id!"

Bebop "We made id?"

Rocksteady "Yeah! We did id!"

Bebop & Rocksteady "Dey bead you wid fis, wid a ba, wid a knife. So done dry to sdop dem, jus run for your life..."

Bebop & Rocksteady "Get set and get ready for Bebop and Rocksteadyyy! Hahaha!"

PAWN

Rocksteady "And they say, if you can make it here you can make it anywhere, and we did! We made it here!"

Bebop "From Rio to New York, and all on our own."

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Bebop "Crazy how this dinosaur keeps finding us."

Bebop "You know, Rock, he did save our butts a couple time. And he's not so runty anymore. Maybe we should finally give him a name."

Rocksteady "Rrrrraaah... I guess. Maybe he's earned a place in our gang!"

Rocksteady "But what's a good music style to name him after? The best two are taken."

Bebop "Haha! I got it! N'sho-v!"

Rocksteady "Hahaha! Wild man! Wiiillld!"

Rocksteady "You know that lady?"

Bebop "Ys, I do."

Rocksteady "She was right. We're ugly, like on the inside. And we're monsters."

Bebop "Always have been! Always will be!"

Rocksteady "Fire all cannons!"

SMASH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SCREEEEEEE HA Croish Honk Honk Honk

[The end...?]

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[Epilogue.]

[A rundown building tucked away in a dark alley in Manhattan.]

Bebop or Rocksteady "Home sweet home..."

Bebop "For the first time, I feel good about life."

Bebop "We've always lived in dumps, and we've always been kicked out of gangs, but for the first time, that's exactly how I want it."

Rocksteady "Yeah, there's—who's that?"

Oroku Karai "Congratulations, Bebop, Rocksteady."

KICK

GRAB SHOVE SHiiK

Karai "Move and you're dead."

Bebop & Rocksteady "Karai!"

Karai "I saw what you did back there on the bridge. Very impressive."

Karai "I'm back to take over this city. You in?"

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