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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids. |
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BREAKING NEWS Disembodied floating cow head confirme[...] >You can see here in this cell phone video cars being lifted and tossed across the street.< >All throughout the city we can see seemingly random areas of damage, like these sections of buildings smashed in by flying debris.< IS THE GOVERNMENT COVERING UP AN ALIEN INVASION IN HOUSTON, TX? BIGFOOT XING DIVISIÓN Razzmatazz "<Ay, Dios!>" Razzmatazz "A cover up! Oh jeez, oh man. I should talk about this in my video!" [In one of Mexico's most cosmopolitan cities, Monterrey, the capital of Nuevo Leon.] Razzmatazz "I'll talk while I drive. Gives it some urgency. Maybe tonight I'll find something good in that spooky old tower." Woman "<Hector, estas llevando todos los chips y sodas otra vez?>" Razzmatazz "<El trabajo me da hambre!>" Woman A "Oh, I know. Going out chupacabra hunting again?" Woman B "Let us know if you catch a bigfoot or a little green man, okay? Ha ha ha!" |
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EP[...] Agent "So... You've met aliens?" Razzmatazz "Oh jeez." [In the Earth Protection Force Headquarters.] [Looking out across Washington, D.C., the nerve center of the government and power in the United States, and in many ways, the world.] T.J. Shevlin "The tech coming in front Houston is incredible." Shevlin "Over the last twenty-four hours, we've learned more about trans-dimensional travel than we've ever known." Shevlin "But, from what little we know about Time Masters, it's likely they'll come back to clean up after themselves." Shevlin "I could come into the lab tomorrow and find all of their tech has just vanished." |
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EPF John Bishop "Point taken, Dr. Shevlin. Get back to it." Bishop "But doctor, focus your study on weapons and defense capabilities." Bishop "One of these vessels is now in the hands of two dangerous mutants. We need to know how to destroy them." Bishop "Agent Ravenwood, it seems this case has... Gotten away from you." Ravenwood "It's bigger than we thought, but yes. I accept my responsibility in this." Ravenwood "The pain and destruction brought on by Bebop and Rocksteady weighs heavily on my conscience." Bishop "I'm not your therapist, agent. Do you know where they are and where they're going?" Ravenwood "The craft is difficult for our satellites to track. It can just appear in different places, but we're piecing together its path." Bishop "Is there a pattern, agent?" Bishop "They could carry out an act of terrorism on a global scale. I'm sure that's more pain and destruction you don't want on your precious little mind." Ravenwood "They could, or they could be operating impulsively, reacting to immediate threats." Ravenwood "Premeditated coordinated effort might not be in their character." Bishop "Might not be in their character? These are killers! You've seen it with your own eyes." Bishop "What do you call what happened in Houston?" Bishop "Frankly, Agent Ravenwood, I don't trust what you think is in, or out, of the mutant character. You continually sympathize with the mutant..." Ravenwood "I suppose because, after all, you are one of them." |
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Ravenwood "I have sympathy for any creature that suffers." Ravenwood "And I am not one of them." Bishop "You're a failed experiment. A freak." Ravenwood "A failed experiment is right, but I embrace what I've become." Bishop "And what, in your view, is that, Ravenwood?" Ravenwood "Honestly, I'm the bridge between humans and mutants, and yes—a freak..." Ravenwood "...But at least I can face the truth about what I am." Bishop "..." Bishop "Eventually this department will need internal purification, agent. No bridges, no tunnels, no ferries. Just the right side and the wrong side..." Bishop "You're dismissed." Ravenwood "..." Ravenwood "You know, your father and I worked together to develop the Olympian augment." Ravenwood "We were friends..." Ravenwood "He'd be ashamed to see his organization ran into the ground." |
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Ravenwood "Browder, I hope you have good news." Bobby Browder >Not much yet. How'd it go with Bishop?< Ravenwood "Went okay. He threatened me, but—okay." Ravenwood "When he's really ready to go freak-to-freak, we'll see who's threatening who." Ravenwood "Do we know where Bebop and Rocksteady are now...?" [Above the snowy peaks of the Himalayas, on the crest of the Tibetan Plateau.] Bebop "...But he's also a chipmunk!" Rocksteady "Okay! We got it this time." Rocksteady "This has got to be the way to New York!" Bebop "Keep thinkin' how that cop said we was chumps." Bebop "I hate chumps, Rocksteady! Everybody knows that! They say "Hey, you know Bebop? Yeah, that's the guy who hates chumps!" " Rocksteady "Believe it or not, Bebop, but I think Savanti mighta' tricked us." Rocksteady "That cop said Savanti made us human again. So he made us get jobs!" Rocksteady "And he made me cut my ear off, which I think is growing back, but it itches!" Bebop "We almost died." Bebop "On the other hand—" Bebop "Bone-arm Bebop." Bebop "Check out the bone, baby." |
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Rocksteady "This doesn't seem right." Bebop "I think we're getting closer, though." Bebop "We gotta get a good boss. Someone who sees we ain't chumps, you know?" Bebop "We got a lot to offer, you and me." Rocksteady "Oh man! Check this stuff out!" [In the Atlantic Ocean. High above the Puerto Rico Trench.] Rocksteady "Bebop, what are you doing?" Bebop "The world is round, right? I figure take a shortcut and go through the middle!" [Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Over the former home of Bebop and Rocksteady.] HOME Rocksteady "We're back where we started." Bebop "All of that driving was for nothing!" [The north Pacific Ocean, 500 miles east of Hawai'i.] Rocksteady "Ha ha! That's three!" |
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Browder or Other Agent "She's been in there for half an hour..." Browder "Xiang's not talking." Other Agent "That's one scary lady." Browder "Which one?" Browder "And thanks for this, by the way." Ravenwood "Tell me what you know. What were Rocksteady and Bebop doing in Houston?" Ravenwood "What's their connection to the Time Masters?" Ravenwood "Why are they flying to various locations all over the world?" Ravenwood "Help me. This could be your chance to do to them... What they did to you." Xiang Fei Tong "..." Ravenwood "Okay, Xiang... Before I put you back in your cell for what will certainly be a long, long time, would you look at this for me?" Xiang "He he hehaha haha!" HAHA HAHA |
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BIGFOOT RESEAR[...] Razzmatazz "Hu-uh. No way. I'm not saying nothing to you. I know who you are and what this is." Razzmatazz "You're government spooks, the men in black. That sort of thing." Razzmatazz "Probably aliens in disguise!" Ravenwood "I can see that there's no fooling you, Razzmatazz." Ravenwood "We've brought you here because we've seen your online videos..." Ravenwood "And you have gotten too close to the truth." Razzmatazz "W-What? Really?" Ravenwood "You saw what happened in Houston?" Razzmatazz "Y-Yeah..." Ravenwood "I'm sure you already know that it wasn't tornadoes." Razzmatazz "It-It was an alien invasion attack, wasn't it?" Ravenwood "...Do you promise not to tell anyone what I'm about to tell you?" Razzmatazz "Of course." Ravenwood "Bebop and Rocksteady, the creatures from your video, are in danger." Ravenwood "Aliens are after them. The greys, the nordics, the retilians, they all want to kill your friends..." Razzmatazz "I knew it. That bat alien really seemed to hate them, too." Ravenwood "Right. The bat from your videos." Ravenwood "But we are trying to protect Bebop and Rocksteady. All I need to know is where they are." Ravenwood "Did they tell you where they were going, what their mission was?" Razzmatazz "Well..." |
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[Just east of Casper, Wyoming, in the land of wind and dirt.] OafNJug Man "Thanks a lot, you jerks. Now I have no job..." Same Man "Wait! Take me with you!" Circus Animals Bebop "It's like the ocean except... Dirt." Rocksteady "All right! All we gotta do is get on the I-80 and it's like a straight shot all the way home!" Bebop "Ha ha! Of course! A map! You're a genius, Rockman!" Rocksteady "We'll be there in no time!" Ravenwood "Ready the choppers. We're moving everything to New York!" Browder "You believe him? They're only going to New York?" Browder "If that's it, then why are they flying all over the world?" Ravenwood "I've been thinking about that, Agent Browder, and I think—they're lost." Browder "Wait, what? You think they're lost?" |
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Ravenwood "There was a moment in Houston, when we were in the choppers and I could see Bebop in the cockpit of his aircraft, when he did something... Strange." Ravenwood "He smiled at me and waved." Browder "He w-waved? I don't get it." Ravenwood "He's like a child. Somehow their transition from animal to mutant must not have enhanced their minds like we've seen in other mutants." Ravenwood "They're mentally stunted, basically children." Ravenwood "It makes total sense... And I think they're lost." BZZZ BZZZ Ravenwood "Dr. Shevlin." Shevlin >Ravenwood, thisis Dr. Shevlin—< Ravenwood "Yes. I know." Shevlin >Uh, yeah. Look, I'm down in the lab here, and well, we think we've got something that you're gonna want to see.< Shevlin "Agent Ravenwood, welcome to the Scrapyard." Shevlin "Typicall not our most active lab, but as you can see now we're at full capacity." Ravenwood "Other than these ships, it hasn't changed much since the old days." |
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Shevlin "You know, I studied the data on your Olympic augment experiment." Shevlin "Much of what we're doing these days in genetics owes something to your case." Ravenwood "I'm not sure I find that comforting, doctor." Shevlin "In fact, I have several theories as to what went wrong with your—" Ravenwood "Doctor Shevlin, you called meherefor a reason. What was it?" Shevlin "Yes. Of course. Right this way." Shevlin "What you see here is the control console of one of the trans-dimensional vessels." Shevlin "Amazingly, most of its circuitry has remained intact." Shevlin "Calculating and regulating the electrical current proved difficult." Shevlin "The system includes a complex network of capacitors. I was certain I could—" Ravenwood "Doctor, I appreciate your exhaustive research, but time is of the essence." Shevlin "Yes, of course it is. I'll cut to the case." Shevlin "So to speak." Shevlin "We managed to get the communication system operational." Shevlin "We can talk to Rocksteady and Bebop." Ravenwood "Right now?" Shevlin "Would you like to do the honors?" |
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Rocksteady "Dang it—would yous cut that out, you stupid dinosaur? I'm trying to drive here." Bebop "Hmmm. I wonder what this is." CLICK CLICK Rocksteady "Whoa. I think we just missed the off-ramp. Bebop, you're supposed to be my nava—nalva—gator—you're supposed to be the map-agator." Bebop "Ha ha! I found their runs! I knew they had to rock out to something!" Rocksteady "That's a wild sound, man! Wiiiild!" Rocksteady "Yo, Boptillyoudrop, what do they call this funky sound?" Bebop "It says, "N'sho-v." " BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY Bebop & Rocksteady "Ghhaaa!" |
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SKULL BUSTER Rocksteady "What was that?" Bebop "This N'sho-v music is pretty weird stuff." Ravenwood "Bebop, Rocksteady. This is Agent Ravenwood. Bebop, we met. I was the one on the helicopter." Ravenwood "I need to know where you are so I can help you." Ravenwood >I want to help.< Rocksteady "You know this broad?" Ravenwood >I understand how confusing all of this must be for you.< Ravenwood "I know it seems that all humans mean you harm, but I'm not like them... I'm actually more like you—" Bebop >Hello. Hello.< Ravenwood "Bebop, is that you?" Bebop >Y—I mean, no. I'm a little girl. My namei-is uh—< Rocksteady >Say you're a ghost. Say you're a—< Bebop >Shhhhhut up. Uh, my name is Susie—no, Heather!< Bebop & Rocksteady "Hahaha!" Ravenwood >Bebop, Rocksteady, I know it's you. I talked to your friend Razzmatazz.< Ravenwood "He told me that you are trying to get back to New York. I'm going to be there waiting for you." Ravenwood "I won't hurt you unless I have to. I'm hoping you choose to come with me peacefully." Rocksteady "Razzmatazz? That twerp ratted on us to the men in black!" Bebop "You be a hero to one dude, and this is what you get! Stabbed in the butt-hind!" Ravenwood "I know that life was simpler when you were animals." Ravenwood "You've undergone a trauma against your will. I understand—" Bebop >What the heck are you talking about, lady? First, the name's Heather. Second, the only simple animal around here is you.< Bebop "And hey, donkey clown, when we see you in New York, your face is going to undergo a drama. Ha ha... And oh yeah, I'm a ghost. Oooooooohh!" |
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Ravenwood "You punks have no idea what you're dealing with!" Ravenwood "If I wanted to, I could take you apart!" Ravenwood "Don't push me!" Bebop >Ha ha ha! "You punksh, no idea wa you dealing wish. I take you aparsh." Ha ha ha!< >Fffrrrt!< >Ffffrrt!< Ravenwood "Turn it off." TOMP TOMP TOMP Other Agent "Oh, Agent Ravenwood, glad I ran into you—" Ravenwood "Browder, Shevlin has some tech for us that will disable their vessel. I want it loaded and ready to go, ASAP." Browder "You got it." Same Other Agent "It's the files you asked for." Same Other Agent "Those two men in the dumpster, I got everything on them." Same Other Agent "They have extensive criminal records." |
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JUVENILE DETENTION CENTE[...] NAME Genealdo [...] RECIEVED 08/26/19[...] DATE OF BIRTH 03/06/1[...] PLACE OF BIRTH Forest H[...] GENDER Male HIGHT 73" WEIGHT 180 EYE COLOR Brown HAIR COLOR Black [...]L OFFENSES: Assault, Bulglary, D.U.[...] Possession of a contr[...] Resisting A[...] Armed Forces[...] United St[...] DEPARTMENT O[...] UNITED ST[...] Maxence Ne[...] DISHONORABL[...] DISCHARG[...] [...] Arson, Aggravated Assault, Kidnappin[...] [...]ehicular Homicid[...] [...]nimal cruelty, Lar[...] [...]eny, Involuntary [...]er, Armed robbery Dueling, Smugglin[...] Murder, Home Inva[...] [...]egligent Homicide [...]Maybe[...] ALIASES: Bebop ALIASES: Rocksteady Ravenwood "Damn it." |
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EPF WHRRRRRRR WHUPP WHUPP WHUPP WHUPP WHUPP WHUPP [In New Jersey, just across the Hudson River from New York City.] Bebop & Rocksteady "99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer—take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall—" Bebop & Rocksteady "99 bottles of beer on the wall..." |
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Pilot "Agent Ravenwood, we're receiving word they are just across the river. The vessel is flying at a low altitude and seems to be following the roads." Pilot "It appears they are actually stuck in traffic." Ravenwood "You're kidding. Well, they'll never get that thing in the tunnel." Ravenwood "We'll block off the George Washington Bridge and position ourselves there." Ravenwood "It's the perfect trap." Bebop "Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the—that's it. I'm done singing that." Rocksteady "...Maybe I shoulda turned on the secondy fourth..." HONK HONK Rocksteady "Dang! Now that lane is moving. I just got out of that one." Bebop "Just get back in." Rocksteady "Hold on. Stay cool. I got a good feeling about this one." Bebop "Oh, I got an idea! I'll use my special driving trick! Let me drive." |
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Rocksteady "I shoulda thought of that!" Bebop "Remember what Karai said: "Only a simple mind thinks to charge forward for every solution." " Rocksteady "She was right, man! That lady was always right!" Bebop "Haha! We made it, Rocksteady. New York City, home sweet home, dead ahead!" Rocksteady "Oh yeah! Of course we made it! You can't stop Rocksteady and Bebop—wait, what's that in the road up ahead?" BOOM KA-CHUNK BRRZZ |
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WHAM SHOOM Bebop "You's have to take us alive, pigs!" Rocksteady "Wake up, Bobby, here's a love letter from your Uncle Blast-o." SZAK SZAK SZAK SZAK SZAK PSHOO PSHOO Bebop "Gwah!" Bebop "Lemme out o' here! Lemme out o' here!" Rocksteady "Hey! No fair!" |
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Ravenwood "Nice to finally met you, Rocksteady and Bebop. Or should I say Maxence and Genealdo? I'm Ravenwood." Ravenwood "You've reached the end of the road." Ravenwood "Dead end!" Bishop "Well?" Shevlin "The restraints were modified just as you requested, Bishop." Bishop "Well done, Dr. Shevlin." Bishop "Well done." Bishop "Dr. Shevlin." |