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[Episode begins with Mikey reading a comic of Wingnut and Screwloose.]
Mikey [reading] "Holy golly willikers, Wingnut!" "I see him, Screwloose!" "Skullface is a GIANT!" Run, old chum, run! Ha-ha yeah!
Kitty Meow?
Mikey "The Adventures of Wingnut and Screwloose. " These old vintage comics are the best! [chomps, then sighs]
Leo Wingnut and Screwloose aren't bad, but you can't tell me they're better than Arachnid-Man or Superb Man or even the Indelible Bulge.
Raph Eh, none of those even come close to the best comic ever "The Fantastic Four Food Groups."
Mikey You're kidding me. The "FFFG"?
Leo [teasing him] Ooh, talking food. So dark and brooding.
Raph Hey, that food has real depth and emotion, man.
[Leo and Mikey laughing]
Raph Get on the bus!
[Meanwhile in Donnie's lab.]
April I've been having headaches and weird nightmares about space and other galaxies.
Donnie I don't see anything physically wrong with you, April. You're probably just adjusting to life back on Earth.
Mikey I don't know, Donnie. My seventh sense tells me it's not that. It's that freaky crystal she never takes off.
Donnie I don't think a crystal could give you headaches, but let me take a look at it.
[He reaches for the crystal but April slaps his hand away.]
April No! Get away from it!
[stunned about April’s weird behavior] Whoa, you're acting like it's your "precious." You're addicted to that thing, April.
April I said back off.... me. Okay. Okay. It's just a crystal. No big deal.
[She took it off and Donnie analyzed it.]
Donnie Wow. I'm seeing particles and structures I've never seen before. I'm gonna try an experiment.
[He used his bo until it reacted. A mist formed in the air.]
April What is that, Donnie?
Donnie Trouble.
[April, Donatello and Michelangelo watch in horror.]
[theme song.]
Mikey Um, Donnie? Some sciencey explanation I won't understand would be cool.
Donnie I... I just don't know.
Mikey It's alive.
[The mist floats around]
Raph What did you do this time, Donnie?
Raph What did you do this time, Donnie?
[The mist flies around the group and then vanish through the ceiling.]
Mikey Ooh, tingly.
Leo Where the heck did it come from?
Donnie April's Aeon crystal. But whatever it was, it's gone now.
[later, Mikey is reading the comic.]
Mikey [reading] "Monoculus, let Screwloose go, or I'll have no choice but to use my Wingnut-a-Rang!" See? That's Monoculus of the planet Zoltagg. He's space emperor supreme of all floating eyeballs in the galaxy.
[Raph knocks Mikey’s door]
Raph [offscreen] Mikey! Sensei wants to see us.
Mikey Looks like comic book fun will have to wait. Come on, Ice Cream Kitty.
Kitty [meows]
[Once they depart to the dojo, another energy arrives and sees Mikey's comics and consumes it. Meanwhile, Casey is bored and sees a missing poster.]
Casey Maybe the Turtles are doing something fun. 'Cause the surface is feeling a little boring.
Man Run!
[Casey laughs, ready to get some action. When Casey Jones goes to investigate, he sees that the people are still running away from someone, he realizes it....]
Casey Whoa. What? Giant alien eyeball? From the Wingnut comics? Ha! My day just got wicked awesome. Wait till Raph sees this.
[He takes a picture. Later, Raph looked and saw the photo]
Raph What the heck is this?
[Everyone looked at the photo. Mikey's eyes widen with shock when he recognize who it was.]
Mikey No way!
[Mikey heads to his bedroom and looks at his book. Monoculus is not in the comic]
Mikey [gasps] It can't be. Monoculus!
[outside,]
Casey Hey, eyeball, eat Photon Puck.
[He throws punk at the alien but it recovers]
Casey Aah! Great googly oogly!
[Something hit Monoculus]
Raph Man, that is one huge eyeball.
Mikey Monoculus. It's so real. Just like from the comics.
Leo Snap out of it, Mikey.
[They dodged its eye laser as Raph laughs]
Leo Hit it from every side. Try and keep it off balance. Now!
[They leap and dodge the alien. The alien started to fire lasers at them until Mikey poked it in the eye but he got hit by the laser. April arrives.]
Donnie You took the crystal from my lab?
April It's mine. I need it.
[She used her tessen and stabbed the alien. It disappears in a yellow mist.]
April Man, that was weird.  Is everyone all right?
Leo Okay, I give up. Anyone want to tell me what's going on?
Mikey I'll tell you what's going on. My comic book came to life.
Raph Okay. Any other theories?
Mikey It's the Emperor Supreme of space eyeballs. It used to be in my comic, but now it's vanished.
Leo Right. That's why there's no eyeball monster in your comic at all. Come on, team. Let's head back to the lair.
Donnie And I want to take a closer look at that crystal, April.
[As they leave, Casey holds the comic book.]
Casey I have this comic. They kind of look the same but that's impossible!
Mikey Unless... the crystal! The thing the alien dudes gave April. It must have magical powers, yo. It did the scan-y thing. And then I was all tingly. And then it brought a character from my comic book to life! [gasps] Whoa. It all makes sense!
Casey Yeah, sure if you're crazy!
[Casey throws the comics and leaves. Mikey isn't sleeping, he has an angry and determined look on his face, wanting his beloved superheroes to come to life, he goes quietly to the lab while Donnie's asleep.]
Donnie [sleepily muttering] Sodium phosphate hm... tryptamine.. ehhm...
[Mikey stole the crystal and replaces it with the toy, before escaping. Outside on the rooftop, Mikey demonstrates Casey to the crystal.]
Mikey April's crystal! It can bring stuff to life.
Casey Okay, then. Make it work, Merlin.
[Mikey puts the comic and crystal down]
Mikey All right. Make Wingnut and Screwloose come to life, crystal. Go for it! Do it! Umm…  Come on, crystal! Stop messing with me!
Casey I told you it doesn't work, bro-mix.
Mikey No, wait. We got to poke it somehow, give it a zap.
Casey Like this?
[He used the electric at Mikey. The crystal glowed and the main characters of the comic came to life.]
Casey Whoa, you were right, Mikey.
Mikey Holy chalupa.
Wingnut We're back on Earth! Great galaxies!
Screwloose Golly gee willikers, Wingnut!
Mikey Wingnut and Screwloose! You guys are my favorite comic book characters ever!
Wingnut Huh? Well, if it isn't our old foe Tortoise-Man. Escaped from prison again, have we?
Screwloose Holy Terrifying Terrapin! But he's like three feet shorter than Tortoise-Man, Wingnut.
Wingnut Obviously another one of Tortoise-Man's cunning tricks!
[He starts to battle but they dodge.]
Mikey Wait, wait, wait. I'm not Tortoise-Man.
Casey And I'm not with him.
Mikey Way to have my back, bro. Whoa, these are real Wingnut-arangs! The second coolest Wingnut weapon, behind the Wing-zooka!
Screwloose Holy Anthropomorphic Amphibians, Wingnut! I told you they weren't bad guys!
Wingnut My apologies, citizen. I am Wingnut. This is my sidekick, the bug wonder, Screwloose.
Mikey My favorite comic book heroes in real life. And you decided not to peel off my face! Wow! Oh, I got to get you guys to sign my comic! Aw, man. They're gone. This is totally gonna ruin its collectability.
Casey Name's Casey. He's Mikey. We're about to go on patrol. Any chance you guys want to go look for crime?
Wingnut Indeed, young Casey.
On super hero patrol with Wingnut and Screwloose. Time to look the part.
[He took on his bug custome.]
Mikey Turflytle in the house! Buzz, buzz!
Screwloose Holy rip-off, Wingnut.
Wingnut Yes, I know, old chum. But we have more important matters at hand. Matters of justice.
[Quickshots of the group fighting bad guys... In the lab, Donnie woke up to hear April searching around for her necklace.]
Donnie What's wrong?
April [very furious] Where is my crystal? I gave it back to you. Now you've lost it.
Donnie Well, we'll find it, okay? Just relax.
April I don't want to relax. I want my crystal!
[She looks around for her crystal]
Donnie April?
April [reaches to livid and explodes] Just leave me alone!!!
Splinter You are not thinking clearly, April.
April But Master Splinter, my crystal-
Splinter You are too attached to that object. The crystal is a crutch. I recommend against using it.
April It's not a crutch. It's just very important to me, and now it's missing.
Leo None of us took it, and we're all here except... Mikey.
[Outside, Mikey, Casey, Wingnut and Screwloose gaze at the city.]
Mikey Coast looks clear. Buzz, buzz. No sign of any crime.
Wingnut [looking at a nearby alley] Alas, I think I've found some.
[They head down to meat a skeleton villain]
Wingnut Skullface McGillin. Criminal mastermind extraordinaire.
Mikey Skullface? Dude, he's straight out of the comics.
Screwloose Look out! He's aiming his Skeletonizer!
Skullface That's right, see.
[Skulls begin to attack. Using his staff, Skullface turns a nearby trash into skulls that started to attack.]
Mikey Booyakasha!
[Casey and Mikey shoved the skulls with a dumpster. Wingnut then whacked the skull off of Skull Face but he bounced back to his head.]
Skullface That's right, see? And you're gonna get zapped by me, see? Oh, no, see!
[Mikey used his nunchuck to grab the staff.]
Mikey Aw, yeah! No Skeletonizer. What you gonna do now, Skully?
[Mikey had grabbed the staff with his nunchuck. Wingnut and Screwloose punched Skullface.]
Wingnut Let's share the last punch, together.
[In slow motion they punched the skeleton man. He crashed right into the back of the van as the doors slammed closed behind him.]
Skullface Ugh, see?
Casey Yo, dog, I get how Wingnut and Screwloose came out of that comic, but how did Skullface escape?
Mikey No clue, brah. But at least there's no villains left in this issue.
Wingnut Let's get something perfectly straight, citizens. We did not come out of any comic book!
Mikey No. It's true, super dudes. You're just made-up characters. You're from the planet Dexion V of the Huanu system. Wingnut lost his family at the intergalactic movies, and later adopted Screwloose after a tragedy at the space circus.
Wingnut How.... How do you know so much about us? Are you working for Captain Confusion?
Mikey It was the power of the crystal, yo. See?
Wingnut Can you feel it, old chum? It's the source, the source of life and power itself.
Mikey Whoa. Are you guys feeling okay?
Screwloose Give us the crystal.
[They charge at Mikey, then grab the crystal.]
Wingnut Life and power and it's ours.
[They transform into monstrous beings and fly off.]
Mikey No!
[In the lair, Donnie searched aroudn the lair[They start to attack.]key lost my crystal...
Raph Mikey! Where the heck are you?
Mikey Dude! Me and Casey need help!
[Mikey and Casey are chasing the
Mikey Wingnut and Screwloose have gone all evil! We're tracking them across the city right now. Did I mention they're evil?
Raph You're tracking comic book characters across the city. And it's finally happened. Mikey's lost his mind.
Casey Wingnut and Screwloose are real, dude. They came from April's crystal.
Mikey But don't tell April I took her crystal. Or that I lost her crystal. Or that the bad guys have her crystal. Cool?
April Mikey! My crystal!
Mikey My bad.
Casey Raph, get everybody to the old cathedral. Fast.
Mikey They're in their Bell Tower Lair straight out of the comics!
[They enter the bell tower]
Mikey Dude, check it out,
[They descended down.]
Casey Whoa, this is from "Wingnut and Screwloose" no. 30.
Mikey And this is the squirrel from issue 35. Cool. Look, it's all their costumes.
[They quickly hide.]
Wingnut The crystal is a conduit of energy. It created us, old chum!
Screwloose I get it now, Wingnut. We don't really exist in this world. We're just images brought to life. It's a big bummer! What can we do?
Wingnut The crystal can sustain us. We can survive with its power. We can become more real than the beings in this world. I just have to discover how to tap its mystical energy.
Mikey [whispering] Do we make our move?
Casey Not yet. Wait till the time is - aah!
[They fall and caused the display case to fall]
Wingnut Intruders!
Screwloose They're after the crystal!
[They start to attack.]
Casey Come on, Wingnut. We don't want to hurt you.
Mikey You're not bad guys. You're heroes.
Wingnut Lies. You'll say anything to get the crystal.
[Casey gets knocked off but gets saved by Raph.]
Raph Got you, Casey.
[The bat and bug snarl]
Raph Mikey was right. We got to start listening to him more often.
[Leo starts to battle Wingnut while Casey and Raph battle Screwloose.]
Screwloose I'll destroy you, vile Turtle!
[Raph falls but he saves himself with the grappling hook as Screwloose chases him. He fires the bazooka at him but he escapes to the top of the bell tower. Snarling, Screwloose begins to attack as Raph punches him. The grappling hook gives way, causing Raph to fall.]
Mikey Hold on, Raph! I got your back.
[He catches Raph. Once they are safe, Screwloose appears and snarls.]
Raph This kind of thing would never happen with the "Fantastic Four Food Groups. "
[They attack the mosquito. Wingnut pins Leo as he struggles to attack]
Leo What's wrong with you, Wingnut? In the comics, you're a hero.
Wingnut I still am!
[He discharms him and he follows after him to the top, battling.]
April He's got my crystal! It's mine!
[April furiously shoots the trash balls at Wingnut as revenge for stealing her crystal. They accidentally ring the bell, causing them to cover their ears.]
Mikey Casey, I've got an idea. It's not great, but it's an idea.
Casey Just do it already!!
[MIkey heads to the stop and starts ringing the bell. Everyone covered their ears.]
Donnie This is as close as I can get. Now, April, focus your powers.
[The crystal removed Wingnut. He tries to get it but gets restrained by Raph.]
Donnie Now reabsorb the energy that brought them to life.
April Finally back where she belongs.
[Wingnut and Screwloose are back to normal.]
Screwloose Golly. Did you hear that, Wingnut? They're gonna send us back to being pictures on a page.
Wingnut No, old chum, They're going to send us back to where we're supposed to be. I'm sorry for all the trouble we've caused here, Tortoise allies. We don't belong here.
Mikey [sniffling] Sorry everything got so messed up, Wingnut. Thanks for coming on patrol with us.
Wingnut Anytime, old chum.
Screwloose Holy good-byes, everyone.
[They disappear into the comic.]
Leo Don't be sad, Mikey. They were never real to begin with.
Mikey [crying] I know. It's cool, bro.
Donnie April, when we get back to the lair, I think I'd better run some more tests on that crystal.
April No, Donnie
Donnie [concerned] April, are you all right?
April [menacingly] It's my crystal. I'm never gonna take it off again for anyone or anything ever again.
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