HEY, KID, YOU'RE 
 A LONG WAY 
 FROM NICKTOONS! 

Some TMNT stuff was always meant for grownups.

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awww... rats!


DANGER
HIGH WATER

Donatello "Are you sure Master Splinter won't catch us?"

Raphael "For the millionth time, yes!"

Don "It wasn't a million times, it was only twelve! We haven't been here long enough for you to say it a million times because that would take twenty nine days to do even if you said it non-stop the entire time! So there!"

Raph "Donny... You're a knob!"

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Don "I am not a knob! I just don't want to get into trouble again!"

Raph "Ah, relax! Splinter's busy makin' Mike and Leo do their chores!"

Raph "Now let's play stuntman. Just like the guys on TV!"

Don or Raph "Look! Here comes the wave! Jump in!"

NING NING NING

Don & Raph "Wahoo!!!"

SPLOOSH

HAH HA HA!

Don or Raph "That was totally awe- Uh oh!"

TAPPITA TAP TAP TAP TAPPITA TAP

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Hamato Splinter "Bad boys! I told you this was a dangerous area and to stay away! For shame!"

Don & Raph "It was his idea, Master Splinter!"

Splinter "Hmph!"

Splinter "No more TV for you! I have told you not to come here a million times now!"

Don & Raph "But Master!!!"

Raph "That ain't fair! It was all Donny's idea! I told him we shouldn't come! I didn't do nuttin' wrong! I was framed! Honest!!!"

Don "Actually, it was only 74 times, Master. It would take twenty nine days to s---"

Splinter "Donatello, do not be a knob!"

The end.

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