[Opening sequence and theme song.]
[Open on a sign that reads “Welcome to Amsterdam.” At the harbor, dock workers unload crates from a ship.]
Dock worker 1 "To the right. Uh-uh, to the right."
[As the crane swings the crate, eyes can be seen looking through a small opening. The crate is dropped roughly onto the dock and workers hear groans coming from inside. The dock workers all look at one another, then shrug. One of them starts sniffing the air.]
Dock worker 2 "Mmm, something good is cooking, ja."
Dock worker 3 "Ja, I am hungry too."
[The dock workers all leave. One side of the crate falls open and the Turtle Van is driven out. Donatello and Raphael walk out of the crate behind it.]
Donatello "This was your bargain sea cruise to Holland?"
Raphael "Look, I said it was cheap. I never said it was comfortable."
[They walk over to where Leonardo has stopped the van.]
Leonardo "You also neglected to mention we'd be in a box for the whole trip."
Michelangelo "Hey, chill, dudes.
At least we had enough pizza for the trip. Anyone for hot fudge and liverwurst with double cheese?"
[He takes a pizza from the oven in the back of the van.]
At least we had enough pizza for the trip. Anyone for hot fudge and liverwurst with double cheese?"
Raphael "Enjoy this one guys. It's our last."
Michelangelo "We're out of pizza? Mondo bummer."
Leonardo "As you say, Michelangelo; chill out. There's more to life than pizza."
Michelangelo "That's true. There's surfing."
Donatello "And there's also this Dutch vacation we're going on with April and Irma."
[Cut to April and Irma standing next to a flower cart.]
Irma Langenstein "Ahh, isn't Amsterdam beautiful, April? All these gorgeous tulips."
April O'Neil "Yeah, and your wooden shoes are nice too, Irma."
Irma "They are cute, aren't they?"
[April’s Turtlecom chirps.]
April "It's the Turtlecom. The Turtles must have arrived in Amsterdam. April here."
Donatello "The Turtles have landed."
April "Welcome to Holland, guys."
Donatello "Hey, we're ready for that vacation anytime you guys are."
April "As soon as we've finished our assignment at the Amsterdam Diamond Market."
Irma "They're putting the Duchess Diamond on display."
Donatello "Wow, that's the biggest, most perfect diamond in the world. It hasn't been seen in public in fifty years."
Irma "Hmm, yeah. Ahh, and it would look great sitting right on this finger."
[Cut to the Technodrome on the Volcanic Asteroid in Dimension X. Krang has pulled up an image of the diamond.]
Shredder "A diamond. Are you going to hock it for a plane ticket?"
Krang "It's not just a diamond. It's the largest, most flawless diamond in the universe. I must have it to complete my Laser Dimension Blade."
Shredder "A diamond to cut through dimensions. Even Bebop and Rocksteady wouldn't buy that."
Krang "Shredder, you have absolutely no scientific aptitude. The Duchess Diamond is merely the lens which will focus and intensify this powerful laser to cut through the dimensional barrier between here and Earth like a knife through butter."
Shredder "But the Technodrome has no fuel. You can't bring it to Earth, even if you had a portal big enough."
Krang "I know that, but the blade will create a reverse vacuum that will draw the Technodrome through the barrier without the need of fuel. I'm such an evil genius."
Shredder "You'd better be right this time, Krang. I'm getting tired of packing my bags for a trip that never happens."
Bebop "Ooh, did somebody say "trip"? Oh, boy."
Rocksteady "Yeah, do we get to break things and scare people?"
Shredder "If you're lucky. We're going to pull a little diamond heist. Now get into that portal."
Bebop "You didn't say the magic word."
Shredder "Get in the portal or else."
Bebop "That's two words."
Shredder "Now!"
Rocksteady "That's one word."
[The pair of mutants leap through the Trans-Dimensional Portal.]
Shredder "Don't worry, Krang, I will get that diamond."
Krang "Why doesn't that make me feel any better?"
Shredder "Have I ever failed you before?"
[He hops through the portal.]
Krang "Yes, in almost every episode."
[Back in Amsterdam…]
Michelangelo "Total bummer, dudes, we're out of pizza, and this entire town doesn't even have one pizzeria."
Raphael "We know. You've told us ten times."
Donatello "Michelangelo, what does it take to get your mind of off pizza?"
Michelangelo "Bebop and Rocksteady!"
Raphael "Good, that's something that will ruin anybody's appetite."
Michelangelo "No, they're here."
[He points as the portal drops Bebop, Rocksteady, and Shredder into a fishing net filled with fish.]
Shredder "Ugh! Krang, you'll pay for this."
Donatello "Heh-heh! They're really floundering around."
Leonardo "I'll bet they're not in that net for the halibut."
Donatello "Leonardo, you made a joke."
Leonardo "Hey, you're right. Now let's get 'em."
[The Turtles remove their disguises and hop onto the dock.]
Shredder "The Turtles!"
Raphael "It's time to fish or cut bait, Shredder."
[He throws a sai into handle holding the net in the air. The net falls.]
Bebop "We're going down!"
Shredder "Get those shellbacks."
Rocksteady "Ready or not, here we come."
Bebop "We like it better if you're not."
[They charge at the Turtles, who jump over their heads, causing the pair to run off the edge of the dock. They hit the water.]
Rocksteady "Hey, throw us a line."
Raphael "Okay, here's one; what did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?"
Bebop "No, not that kind of line. A rope."
Leonardo "Here's your rope."
[He tosses a rope down to them.]
Rocksteady "Thanks, Turtle."
Both "Mama!"
[Shredder runs towards the end of the dock. Donatello pole vaults with his bō and lands in front of him.]
Donatello "Going somewhere, Shredhead?"
Shredder "I'm doing a little shopping, Turtle. You have a nice swim."
[Shredder strikes the board Donatello is on and breaks it, sending the Turtle into the water. Then Shredder hops into a motorboat called the “Venezia” and picks up Bebop and Rocksteady. The other Turtles help Donatello out of the water. Shift to a cheese factory.]
Dag "I'm tired of this cheese factory hideout, Spats. It stinks."
[Two men inside the factory are putting on security guard uniforms.]
Spats Sparkle "You're right, Dag, but after we grab the Duchess Diamond, we can say so long to these cheesy hangouts. Nothing but first-class for Spats Sparkle and Dag from now on."
Dag "Do I look like a Diamond Market security guard?"
Spats "Yeah, a dumb one. But we only have to fool them for a little while.
We'll be long gone when those boobs discover the Duchess Diamond had been replaced by this cheap glass duplicate."
[Laughs and takes a “diamond” out of his pocket.]
We'll be long gone when those boobs discover the Duchess Diamond had been replaced by this cheap glass duplicate."