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Some TMNT stuff really isn't for little kids. |
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Mondo Gecko "Eat lead, E.P.F. pigs!" KRAKK THOK K-CHIK Mondo "What—afraid of one skinny little freak? Not gonna fight me man to gecko?" |
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FWIP Mondo "{Hlk}" Mondo "What are you do—" Michelangelo "Dude, what did I tell you? We can't win with that guns-a-blazin' 'tude. We gotta be smart." Mikey "Besides, they have the guns. We don't." John Bishop "They're only delaying the inevitable." Bishop "Nonetheless—remove them." Bishop "Let the machines do the hard work. We'll clean the remains." Mikey "Aw cool, a drone! Hey there, little bud! I've always wanted one of you." Mikey "Uhhh, hold up—you're not one of those evil drones, are you?" Mondo "Man, you guys wasted a lot of money on things for me to practice smashing with!" |
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KRCH FOOM Mondo "Hope you're getting a good look down there, Bishop!" Mikey "{Hng}" Mikey "Hey, youre supposed to be make me look good! Hold still, drone!" Mondo "This is actually kinda fun..." FWOK Mikey "Gah! Ohcrap ohcrap crapcrap! Not fun!" FWOOOM Mondo "{Guh}" |
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Mikey "{Mmph} Okay, so high ground is better in theory than execution." Mikey "You okay, dude?" Mondo "Yeah, fine. Better once I retile the floor with some teeth." Mondo "If you think you're gonna lock the two of us up and do some freaky science stuff to us—rewire our brains or somethin'—you're nuts, bucko." Mondo "I'll croak before I let you hold me for one nanosecond." Bishop "Oh, Mondo, you slimy little firecracker. That's precisely the idea. I don't care to keep you in my facility." Bishop "I've had more than enough of your kind's humid stench." Bishop "We're going to kill you." Bishop "Probably dump you and your friend in a ditch." Mikey "Rude. I can take constructive criticism regarding my hygiene—no one's perfect." Mikey "But a ditch burial? That's jussst a bit harsh, dude." Mondo "Nah, only one getting buried here is them." Mondo "Can't kill what you can't catch, Agent Power-Trip!" Bishop "{Mmph}" |
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Bishop "Hm." Bishop "Remarkable party trick, but a futile effort—I don't exactly breathe, lizard." Mikey "Mondo! What did I tell you? Impulse control!" Mikey "I could use a little back-up here, buddy!" PRACK! Bishop "Lights out, gecko." WHUP Mikey "Nope!" Mondo "C'mon, man... I had him." Mikey "Yeahhh, no. You really didn't." Mikey "We need to move—this mission isn't over yet..." |
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"But it will be if we don't get to that warehouse." 8 Mikey "Let's put an egg in our shoe and beat it!" Bishop "What are you waiting for? Stop them!" Bishop "Shoot them to hell!" Bishop "Don't let them out of our sights, you idiots!" Bishop "Close those blast doors now!" Mikey "Crap crap crap crap!" |
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Mikey "Almost..." PSHOO PSHOO Mikey "...Almoooost..." THUM fwlop Mikey "...Nailed it!" |
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Mondo "Ngaaah! Not again!" Mikey "Oof, tough break, bro." Mikey "At least we're alive to tell the... Tail." Mondo "{Hnng} Dude! Not. Cool. At all." Mondo "I just grew that thing back. Now it's gonna come in all gnarly." KRCH Mikey "There—that oughta buy us a little more time." Mikey "Can't even hear Bishop and his goons out there. These doors are no joke." Mikey "I can see why. They've got some seeerious stock in here, dude." Mondo "No doubt... I just hope we can find everything on Lindsey's shopping list." Mikey "You kidding me? Look at this treasure trove. The real problem is..." Mikey "...Once we find the supplies to fix Seymour, how the heck do we get out of here in one piece?" |
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Mondo "All right, off to do some shopping. Holler if anything comes—" Mikey "Dude, hold up. Are you... Are you okay? Like, really." Mikey "I lost you out there. That wasn't you, man." Mondo "{Sigh} I dunno, Mikey. I just... Couldn't hold onto myself. I was seeing red, you know?" Mondo "I've been so caught up in "stickin' it to the man" and "bringing down the system." " Mondo "I thought, with Seymour dying, I could be a bad ass and save the day." Mikey "You know what's really bad ass? Being yourself." Mikey "Annnnd also not leaving your partner on a deadly mission." Mikey "You're right. This is all my bad. But I got your back now. Promise." Bishop >So glad you two could mend the fences. I'd hate for you to die with a chip on your shoulder.< Bishop >Nonetheless, whatever you think you're going to get away with...< |
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Bishop "...I assure you, it will not happen." Soldier "The freaks destroyed the controls. The blast doors have to be opened manually now. A failsafe build into the—" KRCH Bishop "Less talking, agent. More killing." "Get those damned doors open now." Mondo "{Hng} I got it all, Mike! Look at this sweet jacket I found!" Mondo "Maybe we can, like, build a super-weapon from this stuff to help us actually get out of this joint..." Mikey "I think we may have our escape plan covered, my dude." |
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GRRRRRRN Bishop "As soon as that door opens, unleash hell on them." GRRRRRRN Bishop "Get ready to fire on my comman—" KTHOOOM |
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Mondo "Hells yes! This is freaking sweet!" CHOOM Bishop "They've got the Tricera-tank..." Bishop "...Take it down, you idiots!" Mondo >Nice shot, Mikey. Now let's clear a path outta here, bro!< Mikey "I-I can't! I don't know how to drive this dang thing! The controls are all in Tricera... Triceratoni... Dinosaur!" CHOOM Soldier "Our rifles aren't even putting a dent in that tank's hide!" Mikey "Whooooa!" Bishop "If you want something done right, I guess you have to just do it yourself." Bishop "With a really, really big gun." Mondo "You just hang tight in there and figure out how to drive that beast, Mikey." Mondo "I'll take care of these goons..." |
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Mondo "...With a little hardcore shredding!" THWOK FWUMM Mondo "Sorry, guys—we gotta bounce." WIMMMM Mikey "Ohnonono I think that was the power button..." Bishop "Charming effort, but your execution could use some work." Bishop "Speaking of "your execution..." " Mikey "Pleaseplease please let this be a thing that does something." CHOOOOM Mikey "Hahaha! Nice!" |
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DEET FVMMM KTHOOSH Mondo "Yes, dude! Yes!" Mondo "Right behind you." KTHOOOSH Mikey "Hoooleeee dannng it-uhhh!" Mondo "Keep rippin' it, Mike! We're almost there!" THKOOM Mondo "Catch you never, you total dumpster fires!" Mikey "Woooo!" |
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KRTHOOSH Skateboarding Girl "Ack!" Mikey "Look at that. That's a gold medal landing." Mondo "It's a landing. That's all that counts." Mondo "C'mon. We gotta get this tech to Lindsey, ASAP." Mondo "Uhh, hey. Late night skate sesh, huh? Right on." Mondo "Don't worry, we're not bad guys or anything. We're the cool ones." Mondo "Tell you what, once you get really good on your board... Then you can really rip around on this one." Girl "Whoa... Thanks." Mikey "No titm efor kick-flips, dude—let's get to a sewer, stat." Mondo "Keep practicing, li'l skater!" |
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Mondo "Lindsey? I got the stuff. Hurry!" Lindsey Baker "I can't believe you actually did it." Lindsey "Good timing—Seymour doesn't have a lot of fight in him." Mikey "Is he gonna...?" Lindsey "I don't know. I'll try." Old Hob "Welcome back." Hob "I see you did the exact thing I told you not to do." Mikey "Hoh boy, geez, look at the time." Mikey "I think... I'll see if Linds needs a hand." Mondo "Look, Hob. I don't wanna fight with you anymore." Mondo "I got the supplies. Seymour's getting fixed." Mondo "Problem solved, man." Hob "You're under my roof. You'll do what I say or beat your feet." |
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"What you did was beyond reckless, Mondo. You put us all at risk." "Even worse, you put me in a position I can't possibly win." Hob "Despite what you think, I do care. My whole life is caring for us. Suddenly, I've got one of my own at death's door..." Hob "...And another trying to kick it down and let the reaper in." Mondo "Don't gimme that misunderstood hero thing, Hob. It was simple—save our brother, or don't." Mondo "I can sleep tonight with that decision. Can you?" Hob "{Sigh} It's not like that, Mondo. Nothing's ever that simple." |
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(Mondo) "Yeah, well, we'll just never be on the same page then." Hob "We could go around in circles on this forever, kid. Rough each other up. I could kick you out again—" Mondo "Actually, I left." Hob "—Or, we could act like adults and just chalk this up to emotions running wild." Mondo "{Pff} "Emotions?" C'mon, man, I'm tired." Mondo "Me an' Mikey were the heroes this time. And I'm proud of myself." Hob "Look, Mondo, I... {Sigh}" Hob "...Thank you. Yeah, you did save him. All said and done, I see that." Mondo "Don't thank me yet. He's still dying." Mondo "But we can all thank Lindsey once Seymour pulls through." |
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Lindsey "Guys? It's Seymour—he's stabilized." Lindsey "He may still not look like much... But I did the best with the parts you stole." Lindsey "The important part is it's keeping him alive. For now." Mondo "Thanks, doc. I mean really." Lindsey "Hey, you did the heavy lifting, Mondo." Mondo "Hey, buddy. Good to see you back in the land of the living. So? How you feelin'?" Seymour Gutz "I {hnng} hate you." Mondo "Uhh... Can we, like... Have a couple minutes alone?" |
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Mondo "Please, Seymour. I had to save you. You're my friend. I know you are suffering, but you have to—" Seymour "No. What you did was make it worse for me." Seymour "In the coma, for once, I felt peace. No longer doomed in this offensive body. No more a hideous freak in this world." Seymour "I was just me. The real me. The idea of me." Seymour "Now I'm here again. Like this. Because you couldn't do the one thing I wanted." Seymour "So you could feel good about yourself." Mondo "Buddy, it's not... It's not like that..." Mondo "...I just don't want to be here without you. Yeah, it's selfish, I know." Mondo "But you're worth it, pal." Mondo "One day, you'll forgive me. I hope." Seymour "Stop. Please. No more tears. You're brave. Doesn't have to be both of us like this." Mondo "I'm sorry, dude." Seymour "Maybe one day it'll be different." Mondo "Maybe." |