User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE FANFIC CHAPTER 30

disclaimer: i do NOT own TMNT 2012 and i NEVER will EVER!!

TMNT TRUTH AND DARE FANFIC!!!!

Sapphire: hello and welcome to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW AND ITS THE 30th CHAPTER YAAAAAY!!!

Ashlee: wow 30 chapters already!

sapphire: yep I'm soo happy ok first is a dare for pulverizer

Donnie: umm but timothy got mutated if you bring him here he'll just attack us!

Sapphire: i can turn him back into a human!

Mikey: whoa really that's Awesome!!

Sapphire: sure is* snaps fingers and pulverizer appears as a human!(we'll call him Timothy)

Timothy: whoa where am i? wait I'm human again sweet!

sapphire: hello and welcome to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW!!!

Timothy: Awesome what did i get?

sapphire: you got a dare!


 * Pulverizer, I dare you to act like Donnie*

Donnie: seriously?

Sapphire: yes!

Timothy: cool umm ok uhh how do i do that again??

Sapphire:*slaps hand on forehead* you know what lets move on!

April: wait! if you can turn mutants back into humans does that mean you can help my dad?

Sapphire: yes i can!

April: so will you?

Sapphire: yes i will*snaps fingers and Kirby appears*

Kirby: where am i? whats going on?

April: DAD!!*runs up to him and hugs him tight*

Kirby: APRIL oh I'm sooo glad your safe!

Sapphire: you might want to tell him something!

Kirby: tell me what?

April: oh yeah we recently found out I'm part human/kraang mutant!

Kirby: yes i know i over heard the kraang talking before i got mutated and i married your mother remember?

April: oh well that takes the fun out of it!

Kirby:*chuckles* sorry pumpkin!

Sapphire: yeah April that's not the secret i was talking about*motions to splinter*

April:*blushing hard*What no i can't!

Ashlee: tell him or i will

Kirby: April what is she talking about?

Sapphire: you'll have to tell him, its now or never.

April: well i guess i choose never!

Splinter: April we have to tell him!

Kirby: tell me what?

Splinter:*wraps arm around April's waste*

April: dad uhh i kinda got umm m-m-married!

Kirby: WHAT?! when did this happen?

April: a couple of months ago it was a dare but i do love him!

Kirby: and are you the husband?*looks at splinter*

splinter:*hesitates* y-yes i am!

Kirby: how old are you?

April: we're both 25 sapphire changed our age!

Kirby:*looks at splinter* you better take good care of her!

splinter: yes Mr. O'Neil i will!

Kirby: now back to my first question where am i?

sapphire: hello hi yes welcome to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW!!!

Kirby: did i get one or something?

sapphire: no but i wanted a father and daughter moment!

everyone: awwwwwwww

sapphire: yeah OK next a dare for Raph!


 * I dare Raph to pretend to be Mikey*

Raph:*sighs* dude cool blah blah

sapphire: your not even trying!

Raph: huh? that's cool!

Sapphire: at least he's got the attention thing down ok um next is a truth to Donnie from TMNTbrainiac!


 * Donnie, why are you so Awesome?*

Donnie:*blushes* hehe thanks and i don't really know why!

sapphire: *giggles* your cute when you blush!

Donnie:*blushes harder* thanks sweet pea!

sapphire:*giggles again* OK next is dare for Leo!


 * I dare Leo to do a hand stand until someone says the word 'Thon.'*

Leo:*sighs then stands on his hands*

sapphire: yay OK next is a dare for fishface!*snaps fingersand fishface appeared*

fishface: seriously i was taking care of Cassie what is it now?

sapphire: jeez nice to see you to, you got a dare!


 * i dare you to sing coma white by Marilyn Manson*

sapphire: here's the lyrics*hands him the lyrics*


 * music starts*

fishface: There's something cold and blank behind her smile

She's standing on an overpass

In her miracle mile

Cause you are from a perfect world

A world that threw me away today

Today to run away

A pill to make you numb

A pill to make you dumb

A pill to make you anybody else

All the drugs in this world

Won't save her from herself

Her mouth was an empty cut

And she was waiting to fall

Just bleeding like a polaroid

Lost all her dolls

You are from a perfect world

A world that threw me away today today

Today to run away

A pill to make you numb

A pill to make you dumb

A pill to make you anybody else

All the drugs in this world

Won't save her from herself

A pill to make you numb

A pill to make you dumb

A pill to make you anybody else

All the drugs in this world

Won't save her from herself

You are from a perfect world

A world that threw me away today

A pill to make you numb

A pill to make you dumb

A pill to make you anybody else

All the drugs in this world

Won't save her from herself

A pill to make you numb

A pill to make you dumb

A pill to make you anybody else

All the drugs in this world

Won't save her from herself.

(here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPJYnr48yU )

sapphire: well done that was awesome!

Ashlee: yeah you were great!

fishface: thanks can i go back now?

sapphire: OK*snaps fingers and fishface disappears* OK guys now i know I've been ending the chapters a lot earlier then the others but i can't help it I'm getting pretty tired but i will continue making chapters I'm gonna wait until chapter 50 then I'm gonna take a break OK it doesn't mean I'm quitting you cant get rid of that easily no its just a long break but not until chapter 50 that's like what 20 more chapters then after i have had a long break I'll do 50 more chapters so keep sending in those truth and dares i kinda hope you understood what i just said! anbd there will be a chapter next week and i need more truths anbd dares i've only got 2 left now I'm gonna end the chapter with a song!

"I'm A Freak"

(feat. Pitbull)

Enrique Iglesias

Pitbull

Mr. Worldwide

Let's go!

I tried to let it go,

But I'm addicted to your chemicals

I got a taste, I want an overdose

I love the way she gets so physical

Fucks like an animal

Day and night I just imagine how you put your love on me

Lights off, lights on

Ready for some action

Baby, come and give it to me

'Cause I'm a freak

The way you pop it and drop it

All over me

No, I don't want you to stop it

Yeah, I'm a freak

Baby, I can't lie

When you move like that

I've got a one track mind,

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

Yeah, baby there you go (let's go)

Stealing my heart just like a criminal

No turning back, this time is critical

Ya' move your body like a miracle

Baby, here we go

Day and night I just imagine how you put your love on me

Lights off, lights on

Ready for some action

Baby, come and give it to me

'Cause I'm a freak

The way you pop it and drop it

All over me

No, I don't want you to stop it

Yeah, I'm a freak

Baby, I can't lie

When you move like that

I've got one track mind

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

[Pitbull:]

Baby you pop it and lock it

Drop it, I watch it for sure

Baby you roll it and rock it

Move it, I use it, let's go

You know I lick it and do the things that'll make you explode

You don't believe me, mami, just let-let-let-let me go low

Because I'm a freak-freak-freak-freak-freak-freak-freak-freak,

Yea' that's you know

Now can I get a beat-beat-beat-beat-beat-beat,

Baby back it up nice and slow

I just wanna skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet-skeet,

Right out and go

I came, I saw, I conquered, off to the next, let's go

Yeah I'm a freak

The way you pop it and drop it

All over me

No, I don't want you to stop it

Yeah, I'm a freak

Baby, I can't lie

When you move like that

I've got a one track mind

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

'Cause I'm a freak

Yeah, I'm a freak

It's The Cataracs

From the hotel room to the DJ booth

On the bathroom sink, yes, I'm just a freak

And when the sun goes down, gotta let it out

Baby don't blame me,

I'm-I'm just a freak! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65kvNvZ3zzw )


 * Hours later*

Leo: guys hello i'm still doing the hand stand can some one please say thon hello anyone come on my arms are getting tired


 * karai runs in*

Karai: sorry leo i compeltely forgot about you!

Leo: its fine just say thon!

Karai: can't you just get down?

Leo: sapphire charmed me now i can't stand up unless somneone says thon!

Karai: oh right 'thon'

Leo:*falls over* thank you *kisses her cheek*

Karai: your welcome lets go!

Leo: you know sometimes i wounder if she really is a witch!

from the distance: IM NOT A WITCH DAMN IT!!
Karai: did you hear something?

Leo:no why?

Karai: no reason just thought i heard someone yelling oh well lets go! Leo: yes lets!


 * karai and leo walk out hand in hand*


 * leo and karai walk out hand in hand*