Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-10661178-20130729195133/@comment-251103-20130815070541

Question: How exactly would it be messy? Without getting terribly graphic, have you heard the story about Elvira and singer Tom Jones? He was so large that their first time together, she needed to go to the e.r. to have stitches. in--er--a very intimate place. Proportionately speaking, Turtles are also quite large, and...well, it would probably cause a human female some painful, if not life-threatening, injuries.