Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-33774835-20190427024131/@comment-15761712-20190526215434

Lisa: You're wasting your time.

Donnie: And energy.

Lisa: Factoring in sleigh speed,

Donnie: time zone changes,

Lisa: and reindeer bathroom breaks, it is scientifically impossible for this so-called Kris Kringle  to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children. As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way.

(Lisa and Donnie eat their candy canes)