Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-33774835-20190301002854/@comment-15761712-20190317200230

Dear diary,

Today my lil bro Lincoln had promised to take us to the Burpin' Burger in a fancy limo that he got from some mustard contest. We waited for hours and hours. Little did we know, he literally forgot about us and Lana was almost taken to the dump by the garabage collectors.