Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-31635856-20170510023514/@comment-995426-20170510115202

I strongly considered trying to come up with a well-thought answer to this question just for fun, even if I had to resort to referencing the metrics of photogenic apportionment. But there's a problem: So trying to compare Aprils in terms of "hottest" is like trying to compare zero to zero to zero with my brain almost dividing by zero in the process.
 * 1) Most Aprils are already apportioned like supermodels, so they have the same or similar metrics.
 * 2) (At the risk of juxtaposing two clashing sports metaphors,) I play for the other team, so I don't have a dog in this race.

Still, I often like different versions of April, even sometimes in terms of appearance as a character, but not for any reasons related to the question.

So how about "Which April has the most memorable appearance?" I'd have to say Sophie Campbell's version for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secrets of the Ooze:



She isn't apportioned like a supermodel, for starters, but isn't someone I would call "ugly." She has a few more pounds, her hair is totally out there, and she hoards (and kind of dresses) like Amethyst. Most memorable-looking April, hands down.

Truthfully, none of the existing Aprils look like how I imagine her looking at her best, until the day she's played by.



Though with the time that's passed, Gina'd probably have to play a middle-aged mom April. I'm sure she could totally do that though, and it'd still be awesome, because both Gina and April age with grace.