Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-1255374-20160829012605/@comment-16581186-20160912041555

For Everyone ;) ‘’’My Discovery of and Encounter at the Turtle Lair’’’ Aka ‘’’How “Bat in the Belfry” (or TMNT Season 4) Should Have Ended’’’ Me: OMG I DID IT! I just found the Turtle Lair I notice the whole place looks freshly destroyed, with random electric sparks popping Me: Whoa, this place is a fricken' mess. Eh, well it is the sewers. Guess I shouldn't have expected much. I walk around the place scoping it out. I see 4 giant bleeding turtle shells hung up from the ceiling in the living room, each with the turtles' weapons driven through them, and I obliviously dismiss them. Me: Huh, didn't think those things were removable. I thought they were more natural that superhero costume. That's also kind of an odd place to store your weapons and... pizza apparently? Man, these guys are slobs. Do they ever even clean these things? ''I enter the lab and find Donatello lying on the floor naked, deshelled and maskless." Me: UGH! What is that?! Some type of weird swamp monster? Wait a minute, hm. Weird head shape, gap tooth. GASP Donnie?! He gets up breathing hard Me (scared): AAAH! Donnie: Is she gone yet? Me (confused): Uhhh He grabs me by the collar and puts his face close to mine. Donnie: Look, get the crystal! You need to get it and take it somewhere to destroy it! Fugitoid's ship maybe. It the crystal, ALL OF THIS STARTED WITH THE CRYSTAL! I tried to warn her but she didn't listen. It's too much power. It makes you lose your humanity. SHELL, it even makes you lose your TURTLANITY! Me: Ok, like dude, I love you. You're like, my favorite turtle and everything but I'm just not following. Shell, I'm barely into season 4 and your extended breaks make it hard for me to keep up. I pick the crystal up off the ground." Me: Ooo, pretty crystal. April's flying tessen slices Donnie’s head off and flying back to her." Me (scared): AAAAAAHH! ''April comes from the shadows with glowing red eyes and her hair frizzled. April uses her psychic powers to fling and slam me from wall to wall, then towards her for her to savagely beat me with a barrage of punches and kicks, then psychically throws me to the ground. I immediately start crawling away backwards while she slowly starts to follow. April: My crystal! Me ''(stammering): I, I, I like your new look. Nice deep red eyes. It complements your hair. ‘’April growls takes out her tessen.’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ Did I ever tell you I was your biggest fan? ‘’Sharpens it’’ Me ''(stammering): Heh, hey April? April, let’s just calm down and talk this out like rational teenagers, cool? This ain’t you, girl. That crystal is messin you up! ‘’She pulls out her tanto.’’ Me ''(attempting to lighten the mood): WHOA, NO! Nohohoho, no you don’t want to use that. There’s no bad guys around here. Remember how you guys like to use your ‘’’’lethal’’’’ weapons as combat tools but never kill anybody with it? Remember? Yeah, think that April. ‘’She levitates both weapons towards me’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ Oh no. NO, come on! You’re really gonna do me like you did Monoculus? Come on April, I know you ain’t that dark. You’re not a murderer. ‘’’Me:’’’ OK, OK! I’m sorry! I will never ever EVER TOUCH YOUR CRYSTAL AGAIN, EVER! Just please, PLEASE don't kill me! ‘’She psychically pulls the weapons back, preparing to drive them into me.’’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ April no, NO! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ‘’Cuts to the Super Hero Café diner where I’m sitting and having coffee with ‘’’Batman’’’ and ‘’’Superman’’’.’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ AND THAT’S, why I don’t go snooping around looking for superhero hideouts anymore. ‘’’Batman’’’’’(smirks)’’’’’:’’’ Smart kid. ‘’sip’’ ‘’’Superman:’’’ But how did you survive, dude. You were like right there at her mercy. ‘’’Me:’’’ Simple. That Aeon crystal was messing with her head, right. So what I did was just quickly exposed her to the rest Soul Star. That caused her to absorb so much power that her psychic abilities to amplify to the point of overloading and causing her brain to practically explode. ‘’’Batman:’’’ Sounds graphic. ‘’’Me:’’’ AH-she’ll be fine. As long as she stays away from that friggin’ crystal. ‘’’Superman:’’’ Who’s taking care of April now anyway? I mean she kinda killed everyone in the lair, including Donnie so… ‘’’Me:’’’ Oh, he’s still alive. ‘’’Batman and Superman:’’’ What? ‘’’Me:’’’ Yeah, they all are. Turns out the Turtles and Splinter saw this coming ahead of time after she put those dudes back in their comic book. Donnie made a cyborg clone of himself and the others so they’d be able to trick April’s powers, allowing them all to go underground, well, ‘’’’’more’’’’’ underground, and form a plan to get that crystal thing away from her. And now their helping her recover, and it’s going well so far. So yeah… everything worked out… because I’m a better hero than both y’all. I saved the day, everyone’s still alive, and people STILL love me. BOOM! ‘’’Batman:’’’ Yeah, about that. Didn’t you steal that Soul Star from the Aeons? You know, the one item that stopped everyone on that planet from wanting to kill each other? I think they’re gonna want that back by the way. ‘’Cuts to a giant swarm of Demon Bats speeding towards Earth.’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ Oh. ‘’’Superman:’’’ And do you even know what happened that crystal piece April had? The thing that almost killed you and can EASILY corrupt someone else or give a villain godlike power. ‘’Cuts to Super Shredder leaving his hideout just after finishing his mutation.’’ ‘’’Super Shredder:’’’ Yes, the time has FINALLY come for me to take out my revenge on Karai, Yoshi, and those wretched turtles! The Foot Clan will bow before me once again. No one will dare to ever challenge me ag- Ooo pretty crystal. ‘’Shredder picks up the Aeon crystal and the power infuses in him. A bunch of posters and photos of old Foot Clan ninjas come to life.” ‘’’Ninja:’’’ We are here to serve you, Master. What are your commands? ‘’’Shredder’’’ ‘’(raising arms in the air)’’‘’’:’’’ AAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ‘’Cuts back to Super Hero Café with me looking depressed and Superman and Batman having a smug smirk on their face.’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ Man. I screwed up big time. I really am a terrible hero. ‘’’Superman:’’’ Nah, don’t say that. You’re being too hard on yourself kid. We all make mistakes. There’s no such thing as a perfect hero. ‘’’Batman:’’’ Well, except me. ‘’’Superman:’’’ NOPE! No way Bruce, as awesome as you are, even ‘’you’’ have flaws. ‘’’Batman:’’’ Try me. ‘’’Superman:’’’ Well, you have no powers, you’re always paranoid, and you constantly employ 12-year-old sidekicks. ‘’’Me:’’’ Actually, I can kind of see why he does those things? ‘’’Superman:’’’ Why’s that? ‘’Dramatic music plays’’ ‘’’Me:’’’ Because as a child, young Bruce Wayne witnessing the death of his parents broke him. It changed everything he thought he knew, altered his perception of this world, the difference between the sane and insane, good and evil. Changed his purpose in life. The reason Batman lives, is because young Bruce Wayne died. ‘’Music stops’’ ‘’’Superman:’’’ Wow. ‘’Is’’ that why you’re like this dude? ‘’’Batman:’’’ Yes…. AND BECAUSE I’M BATMAN! ‘’’Me:’’’ There it is! ‘’Credits roll with HISHE music. Then after credits it cuts to me alone in the Cafe’’ ‘’Me:’’ So um, anyone wanna help me with these Demon Bats that are coming?... or, or maybe, Super Shredder? He got a Foot Ninja army now that was created from pictures by the Aeon crystal. No? ‘’I then see Mona Lisa through the window and try mouthing the word “please” to her, but she shakes her head, telling me “No”.