User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE FANFIC CHAPTER 33

Disclaimer: i DON'T own TNNT 2012 and i NEVER will EVER!!!

TMNT TRUTH AND DARE FANFIC!!!!!

Sapphire: hello and welcome back to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW!!! sorry i had to cancel last week i didn't have any truths or dares but any lets get it over with OOK first is a truth for the shredder!*snaps fingers and shredder appears*

shredder: what now wit.....*sapphire suddenly holds knife to his neck*

everyone: O.o

sapphire: Don't you f**king call me a witch CAUSE I..am...not..a...F**king WITCH do i look like one? no! have i got f**king pointy hat? No!! soo I'll ask you this am I a Witch? huh? AM I A WITCH?!

Shredder:.... ..... ......No!

sapphire: NO what?*holds knife closer to his neck*

shredder:... ... No You Are Not A Witch!

sapphire:*suddenly goes back to her happy self and pulls knife away from his neck* ok then oh yeah you have a truth!

Ashlee: where you really going to cut his throat if he had said yes?

sapphire: no this knife is plastic it just looks real NOW on to shredders truth!!


 * Shredder, why are you so freaking stubborn and jealous of Splinter?!?*

Shredder: i am not jealous of that RAT, HE TOOK TANG SHEN FROM ME, so i took something from him, his daughter and she would still be on my side if it wasn't for you!

Sapphire: why does that matter now tang shen is dead now because of your jealous rage now neither of you can have her splinter has accepted that, why can't you, i mean you've held this petty grudge for 15 years , why , Why can't you just let it go if tang shen was still alive she wouldn't be happy with you right now would she, couldn't you see how happy she was with hamato yoshi, they had a lovely child together and you took her away cause you thought she belonged to you but not only did you take miwa away from hamato yoshi, you took her away from tang shen as well also the fire was your fault so don't blame your mistakes on other people when you know fully well its your fault, you have no to blame but yourself(sorry if this was too long and jumbled)

Ashlee: whoa thats a very good yet very detailed point!

shredder:..... ...... ...... ........

sapphire: oh and before i send you back to your sad little home you have 2 more dares too!*ties shredders arms*

shredder: what are you doing?

sapphire: oh yeah its one of your dares but i don't want you to hurt splinter while its happening!


 * I dare Splinter and Shredder to hug*

splinter: simple enough*splinter goes to shredder and embraces him into a hug then lets go*

sapphire: thats good now for shredders next dare!


 * i dare shredder to pole dance while wearing a pink fluffy tutu*

sapphire: also you'll be doing to the song "slut like you" by pink! (if you find this song offending stop reading now or skip it!)

shredder: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!

sapphire: yeah like you have a choice! *snaps fingers and shredder is now suddenly in a tutu pole dancing and singing XD I'm evil)

shredder: I'm not a slut, I just love love

Tell me something new

Cause I've heard this

Okay I'll f**k you

A little taste test

You'll be my little friend

You'll be my little friend

You'll be my little friend

And they think we fall in love

But that's not it

Just want to get some

Ain't that some sh*t

You'll be my little friend

You'll be my little friend

You'll be my little friend

Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo

And it's just like woo-hoo

Wham Bam thank you Ma'am

Boo-hoo

I'm a slut like you

You say you're looking for a foo-ool

And I'm just like "me too"

I'm gonna let ya know the truth

I'm a slut like you

Sitting with my friends

And we're picking who we might let in

Them boys are starving

They're just our little friend

They're just our little friend

They're just our little friend

Listen you little f**ker

You think you call the shots

I just bought you some

Drink up your ride's gone

This might be fun

You're now my little friend

You're now my little friend

You're now my little friend

Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo

And it's just like woo-hoo

Wham Bam thank you Ma'am

Boo-hoo

I'm a slut like you

You say you're looking for a foo-ool

And I'm just like "me too"

I'm gonna let ya know the truth

I'm a slut like you

You don't win a prize with your googly eyes

I'm not a cracker jack

You can't go inside

Unless I let you Jack... or Sam

F**k what's your name again?

You male come now

You caveman sit down

You shh don't ruin it, wow

Check please

I, I've got a little piece of you

And it's just like woo

Wham Bam thank you Ma'am

Boo-hoo

I'm a slut like you

Woo-hoo

Looks like the joke's on you-hoo

So go home and cry like boo-hoo

I'm a slut like you

I got a little piece of you-hoo

And it's just like woo-hoo

Wham Bam thank you Ma'am

Boo-hoo

I'm a slut like you

You say you're looking for a foo-ool

And I'm just like "me too"

I'm gonna let ya know the truth

I'm a slut like you, slut like you

( don't click on the link if you are offended by this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDRlQPI-_1I)

everyone:*laughing*

shredder:*blushes* i hate you!

sapphire: i know byyee!*snaps fingers and shredder disappears) ok next is a truth for the turtles!


 * What are the guys favourite fandom? ( Adventure time, My little pony, themselves, Space heroes!!! SRMFF, etc)*

raph: SRMFF its better then space heroes!

leo*glares at raph* i like space heroes best!

mikey: SRMFF BABY BOOYAKASHA!!

donnie: I'll have to go with SRMFF!

leo: seriously I'm the only one that likes space heros!

raph: pretty much!

mikey: sorry bro!

donnie: sorry leo!

sapphire: ok now next is a dare for raph but i want everyone to do this!


 * i dare raph to watch nightmare on elm street* (now i haven't seen the movie or something so yeah sorry but i do know its a horror and i know am to young for it soo I'll just make up reactions)

sapphire:*brings up TV with remote then puts DVD in and presses play*

(1 and half hour later)

ashlee/mikey:*holding each other*

leo/karai:*shaken in the corner*

raph/roxy:*making out*

donnie:*puking in a trash can*

april:*shaken in splinter's tight embrace*

sapphire:*watching youtube poop parodies looks up from her screen* what i miss?

donnie: n-nothing sweet p-pea!

sapphire: ok? any now I've got 1 truth and 1 dare left i will save those for the next chapter and i still need more please sorry anyway now we have a special someone to show us her new baby girl Cassie!!


 * cassie comes in with with fishface and their baby*

Cassie: hey it's good to be back nice to see you again!

sapphire: its good to see you two soo what have you named her?

fishface: her name is Fiona!

sapphire: hey there Fiona!

Fiona:*giggles and grabs one of sapphire's fingers*

sapphire: awww she's sooo cute hey guys come here and see Fiona!


 * everyone goes to Fiona and takes turns holding her*

mikey: hey there little dudette!

Fiona:*giggles*

leo: hello aren't you cute!

Fiona:*giggles more*

donnie: hi ther aww your soo cute yes you are!

Fiona:*giggles*

raph: hey kid* not caring that much til he sees her smiling at him and touching is lightning bolt crack then blushes and smiles back*

April: she's beautiful!

splinter: yes very just like miwa when she was this age!

karai: thanks father she's very cute!

ashlee: awww wittle baby arms sooo cute!

Cassie:*takes baby back* I'm glad you all like her its time for us to go Fiona get cranky when she doesn't get some sleep!

fishface: good bye turtles!

sapphire:*snaps fingers and they disppear (like shredders pride and dignity)* ok thats it for this chapter I'm not going to add a song to this time cause I'm really tired i hoped you liked it and i need some more truths and dares...again sorry i keep asking see you later!

ashlee: bye!