User blog:AgentAmethyst/The TMNT 2014 Movie...okay...what?!

Okay, I admit. The first time I heard about this movie, I was mad. Like I'm controlled by Psyqualia and Reverse. It made me want to murder Michael Bay and Megan Fox then change the script for a Turtles Forever sequel (with the original voice actors in there). Last year, I was just that mad. Seriously, aliens? Friggin aliens?! That just ruined my childhood. I was half-expecting Laird and Eastman to be on the fandom side. Unfortunately, they were on Bay's side. But the "alien" thing was removed so we had a phew.

So about two months ago, we finally had the trailer (oh great...I just want a Turtles Forever sequel.). My friend (who actually lied that my other friends betrayed me) told me that the trailer is out. So, I had to watch. Recently, I've been lisitng movies to watch this year and in the following years. So far, I have these:

1. How To Train Your Dragon 2

2. '''Cardfight!! Vanguard: Neon Messiah (I'm only waiting for the anime movie. Not the live movie)'''

3. A sequel of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut will have to wait T-T

4. A Penguins of Madagascar spin-off movie; and

5. "Minions" Movie (finally! a minion move starring...BOB! XD)

So TMNT 2014 will still have to wait to be put on my list.

I admit: the effects are awesome. Though the trailer was not as epic as the South Park movie, it looks like it will be one epic movie. But...Megan Fox as April...that will make the ratings go down a bit. I mean, everytime Megan Fox stars a movie, it's not that good. It's not that I don't like her. She can do better. Megan Fox can be in the movie, but maybe in a different role.

And no Casey...what?! (shock for me).

But what disappointed me were the turtles themselves. I don't really mind if Shredder is played by a white man (though I wish he would be played by a Japanese man). Look at Mikey in the trailer. One second: turtle nose. Next: Human nose.

Overall...I'm giving a 3/5. While I love the effects, the turtles just disappoint me (and ruined my childhood. First, Spider-man, then Transformers, then this). If the movie was animated like the 2007 movie and Fox will be doing the voice of April instead...that would be better (so we won't have a black-haired April). And if they tone down the violence a bit, more will be watching (seriously...PG-13?) But I'm watching. Just because I gave a 3/5 doesn't mean I don't recommend it. Remember Frozen? People expected a bad movie out of it..then boom! Best Animated Movie of The Year! And this time...this might be the time I will give Bay a chance. So...my rating just goes to the trailer. I'll review the movie once I watch it. But I still recommend it. With those effects, you couldn't resist it.

But if I were to choose what movie to wait...it would definitely be the Neon Messiah movie. Finally, all Vanguard fans will finally know what happened to Aichi (after numerous "Come on, we all know Aichi will win." comments) and fill the events between Link Joker-hen and Legion Mate-hen (because those Quatre Knights will pay for 1. kidnapping Aichi and 2. Giving almost everyone Judgement...especially Gaillard.Gaillard shall pay!).

So that's all the time I have for now. I'm not judging anyone...this is just an opinion. I respect everyone's comments. And I won't give the Judgement Treatment. I'll try to be nice to everyone's opinions.

Until next time,

Agent Amethyst

P.S. Sorry if my review is bad. This is the first time I'm giving a review and I'm not much of a master of it yet.