User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE CHAPTER 9

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TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW/FANFIC.

CHAPTER 9

sapphire:welcome back to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW now before i begin i would just like to say one of these dares is my favorite its so romantic but I'll save it for now. oh i cant wait OK on with the show oh Donnie um Ashlee said she will do anything you ask her to do.

Donnie:OK tell her i want to give a truth and a dare to splinter.

sapphire:oh please tell me your not mad at him still.

Donnie:you know I'm never getting over this.

sapphire:true OK on with the show first is a truth for me weird oh well.


 * truth to sapphire do you think Donnie is hansom*

sapphire:yeah hes pretty good looking i guess.

Donnie:*blushes*thanks.

sapphire:your welcome OK next is a dare for as well OK.


 * sapphire i dare you to go on a date with Donnie*

Donnie:*blushes hard*um OK i um i.

sapphire:let get ready*snaps fingers and is now in a black dress*

Donnie:*jaw drops and blushes insanely*um i well um i you look g-g-good.

sapphire:aw thanks Donnie shall we?

Donnie:*still blushing*y-yeah lets go.


 * 2 hours later the sapphire and Donnie come back in*

Donnie:that was fun.

sapphire:yeah i know.

Donnie:all tho you did embarrasses me.

sapphire:oh come on it was just a little kiss on the lips.

Donnie:we were in public.

sapphire:so.

Donnie:PEOPLE WERE STARING AT US AND ONE PERS_____*before he could say anymore sapphire grabbed him and kissed his lips*

Donnie:*blush as red as lava*

sapphire:*deepens the kiss*

Donnie:*pulls away blushing*

sapphire:aw your blushing how cute ya feel better now.

Donnie:*still blushing*y-yeah t-thanks.

sapphire:good now lets get on with the show oh this is a truth for Raphy.

raph:don't call me that.


 * raph is dark Leo a good kisser*

raph:*blush insanely*um i well i uh(yes it was really good it felt so good oh god what am i thinking I'm a dude damn it)n-nope it w-was g-gross.

sapphire:ya right OK next is a dare for raph


 * raph i dare you to sing bad romance by lady gaga.


 * just then dark Leo showed up out of no where*

sapphire:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU PERV.

dark Leo:i just came her to see my raphy sing.

sapphire:you know raphs a boy again right.

dark Leo:not for long*dark Leo walks up to raph then splashes him with some weird liquid then raphs

body starts changing a few seconds later raphs a girl again*

raph:*screams*what did you do to me you freak.

sapphire:just sing the song OK raph for some weird reason i cant change you back to a boy.

raph:i guess i have no choice(damn it)Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it's free I want your love (Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your drama The touch of your hand I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand I want your love Love-love-love I want your love (Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad, your bad romance

I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!) I want your love and All your lovers' revenge You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

I want your horror I want your design ‘Cause you're a criminal As long as you're mine I want your love (Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)

I want your psycho Your vertigo stick Want you in my rear window Baby you're sick I want your love Love-love-love I want your love (Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you ('Cause I'm a free bitch baby!) And you know that I need you I want it bad, bad romance

I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!) I want your love and All your lovers' revenge You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance

Walk, walk fashion baby Work it Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby Work it Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby Work it Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk passion baby Work it I'm a free bitch, baby

I want your love and I want your revenge I want your love I don't wanna be friends

Je veux ton amour Et je veux ta revanche J'veux ton amour I don't wanna be friends Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! I don't wanna be friends (Caught in a bad romance) I don't wanna be friends Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! Want your bad romance (Caught in a bad romance) Want your bad romance!

I want your love and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh! I want your love and All your lovers' revenge You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Want your bad romance (Caught in a bad romance) Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Want your bad romance (Caught in a bad romance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance.

sapphire:well done raph.

dark Leo:*walks up to raph who is now raphy and embrace into a hug*that was amazing raphy now how about

a kiss on a job well done.

raphy:*blushes*where?

dark Leo:i think you know where*then leans in for a kiss on lips and slips his tung in*

raphy:*blushes like hell and pushes away*get away from you perv.

dark Leo:don't struggle my sweet you know it feels good*bites her neck lightly*

raphy:*blushes insanely*s-stop p-please thats it you asked for it*kicks him where it makes him a man*

dark Leo:*groaning in pain*I'll f*ck yo_____*just then sapphire kicked again and again til he spat out blood*

sapphire:THIS IS PG DAMN IT KEEP IT THAT WAY.

dark Leo:oh you want a fight you got it b**ch.

sapphire:*brings out black katana* bring it you freak.

dark Leo:*pulls out his twin katanas then lashes at sapphire*


 * sapphire and dark Leos swords clashed together then dark Leo kicked her stomach sapphire then punched his face

then splinter grabbed both sapphire and dark Leo by the neck(just like he did to raph in the first episode)*

splinter:thats enough both of you*chuckles a little afterwards*

sapphire:all right now lets continue with the show OK next is a truth for splinter.


 * what do you like about April*

splinter:*blushing a little*i like everything about April is that a good enough answer.

sapphire:uh yeah i guess oh the next one is a dare for splinter but its too overwhelming i cant say I'll just for it

OK next is a truth for Donny.


 * Donnie do you like sapphire and why*

Donnie:*blushes a bright red*i don't like sapphire anymore.

sapphire:aw why did i do something wrong(well i guess i did, i threw a giant peanut at him)

Donnie:no you didn't i don't like you anymore because i now love you*kisses sapphires cheek*

sapphire:aw i(sorta) love you too Donnie OK now next is a truth for April.


 * are you a Michael Jackson fan*

April:yeah i love his music its awesome i swear.

sapphire:yeah i don't like Michael Jackson. (sorry guys)

April:what why.

sapphire:he hung a baby over a balcony thats not a good thing you know

i know it was a while ago but still who in their right mind would hang a baby over a balcony ok now a dare for leo.


 * i dare Leo to write a TMNTCEST fanfic on your own*

Leo:*blushes like crazy*um o-OK um d-Donnie wheres y-your laptop.

Donnie:*also blushing at the thought*h-here.

Leo:t-thanks*starts writing*


 * 1 hour later*

Leo:*still blushing*H-here guys read this and tell me what you think.


 * all his brother ,sensei and April start reading then all get red in the face*

raphy:y-you made a yaoi fanfic about me and dark Leo WHY.

Donnie:w-why did you pair me with m-mickey.

mickey:i dont want to look anymore.

sapphire:you do reline you didn't have to make a yaoi fanfic right.

Leo:*still blushing* i know.

sapphire:(what is wrong with him)

raph:you paired me and you together WAIT YOU MADE ME DO WHAT TO YOU. YOU PERV.

Leo:SHUT UP RAPH.

sapphire:OK OK thats enough now this is the last one now the moment we've all been waiting for splinters dare yay.

splinter:why are you so excited for my dare.

sapphire:its so romantic OK here it is.


 * i dare splinter to give April an engagement ring*

splinter:*turn a really bright crimson*WHAT M-ME A-AND a-APRIL G-G-G-G-GET M-M-M-M-M-M-M____

sapphire:married yes oh its going to be so romantic snaps fingers and a small black box lands in splinters hands*

OK now go propose.

splinter:but I'm not ready to marry again.

sapphire:well too bad now ask her com on come on come on.

splinter:what if she says no.

sapphire:don't worry you'll be fine.

splinter:*walks towards April*(OK you can this you can do this)um April.

April:what did she dare you to do this time.

splinter:um well i um*leans on one knee and opens the small black box*w-will y-y-you m-m-m-m-marry m-me.

April:*covers mouth in shock then blushes*was this a dare?

splinter:*blushing*y-yeah but i still love you.

April:y-yes splinter i will marry you*grabs him and kisses his lips*

sapphire:*SCREAMS*SHE SAID YES SHE SAID YES I'VE GOT GO GET HER A WEDDING DRESS*snaps fingers and wedding dress and tux show up in front of April and splinter*

april:I'll go get changed*walks off to the dressing room.

splinter:y-yeah me too*does same*

sapphire:oh this is so romantic I'll go rent a priest and balloons and everything else*runs off some where then comes back with the stuff she said she would get*


 * splinter comes out of the dressing room in the tux*

sapphire:you look great*snaps fingers and her and karai end up in brides maid dresses and raphy turns back into raph (finally)and all the turtles are wearing tuxes*

splinter:thank you sapphire.

raph:yes I'm a dude again.

priest:OK where is the bride.

sapphire:shes still getting ready.

karai:oh here she comes.


 * wedding music starts*

splinter:*turns around and sees april in the wedding dress the blushed insanely*(oh god i cant belive i'm doing this

again but she looks so beautiful)

april:*stands next to splinter then turns to face him*you look hansom.

splinter:thank you and you look beautiful.

april:thanks.

priest:we are gathered together here today to join together splinter and april in holy Matrimony if theirs is a reason that these two should not be wed speak now or forever hold your piece.(don't blame me if got this wrong I've never been to a wedding)


 * no one says anything*

priest:april do you take splinter to be your loving husband?

april:*blushes*i-i do.

priest:and splinter do you take april to be your loving wife.

splinter:*blushes*i do.

priest:put the ring on her finger.


 * splinter places the ring on her middle finger*

priest:you may now kiss the bride


 * splinter leans in kisses Aprils lips*

sapphire:YAY*throws flower peddles in the air*that was the bet way to end the chapter.

april:same here i love you.

splinter:i love you too.

sapphire:hey Donnie you seem upset are you OK.

Donnie:nah I'm fine its just i_____before he could finish sapphire kissed his lips*

sapphire:i love you.

Donnie:*blushes*i love you too.

sapphire:OK thats it for this chapter hope you enjoyed it bye.