Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-1255374-20151024145123/@comment-995426-20151102052213

Yeah, not going to happen... There are complicated reasons why I'm usually incapable of brevity, which I will not share here now. But my speech patterns IRL are even more complicated. I'm a motor mouth, a periodic stutterer, an occasional spoonerizer, and I randomly pause mid-sentence as my mind races ahead of itself. I talk like I'm on caffeine, but I've never had a cup of coffee in my life.