User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE CHAPTER 8

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TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW/FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 8

Sapphire:hi welcome back to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW oh and raph Ashlee said: I'm still waiting for my $20.

raph:well too bad I'm broke.

sapphire:oh raph you have no idea whats coming to you do you? oh well on with the show first of is a dare for Leo

(i now know  what tmntcest is and i now wish i didn't oh well)


 * Leo i dare you to look up tmntcest*

Leo:um sure*goes on Donnie's laptop then types in tmntcest clicks on the first on he sees then turns red in the face and covers his mouth with his hand*w-what how c-can me a-and raph d-do i-i-i.

sapphire:read one of the fanfics.

Leo:*finds a fanfic about them then blushes even harder*oh god what the hell I'm i reading thats so wrong*

Donnie:it cant be that bad can it?

Leo:*still blushing a bright red* here you look then and tell me thats not embarrassing.

Donnie:*takes the laptop then starts reading the fanfic then blushes and covers his mouth*

d-did i really d-do that t-to m-m-m-mickey.

mickey:did what to me?

Donnie:*still blushing*um well i-i-i don't t-think you should s-see this.

mickey:oh come on it cant be that bad you baby*snatches the laptop off Donnie then starts reading*

Donnie:WAIT DON'T READ IT MICKEY.

mickey:*blushes puts hand over mouth*um d-Donnie you can h-have your laptop b-back.

raph:oh give me that thing you wimps its just a stupid fan fiction*grabs laptop and starts reading

then blushes insanely then covers mouth with hand*WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE THERES NO WAY

I WOULD DO THAT WITH l-LEO.

sapphire:(i can guess what they clicked on by their insane blushing)ok thats enough before you all puke next is a truth for raph.

raph:*still blushing*what is this time.


 * raph do you secretly look up to Leo*

raph:*blushes hard again thinking about the fanfic*n-no i d-don't look up to l-l-Leo.

sapphire:(lier)wow your still thinking about that fanfic aren't you.

raph:*blushes even harder* n-no I'm not.

sapphire:whatever OK next is a dare for raph ooh I'm going to enjoy this.


 * raph i dare you to wear a sparkly red dress with glitter and make-up while singing a girly song

and Leo take pictures*

raph:WHAT NO WAY I'M DOING THAT.

sapphire:*snaps fingers raph ends up as a girl*oops.

raph:*screams*WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME I'M A-A-A-A-

A-A-A-A-A..........

Leo:a girl*laughing a little* oh come on raph you look kinda cute*takes pics on his T-phone*

raph:*blushes*SHUT UP LEO.

sapphire:lets try again*snaps fingers and raph is now wearing a red dress with glitter and make up but hes still a girl*

raph:*blushes even harder*WHATS WRONG WITH YOU I'M STILL A GIRL AND NOW IM EVEN MORE GIRLY.

sapphire:oh get over yourself now the song you shall sing is"SMILE"bye Avril lavigne.

raph:oh fine give me the stupid lyrics.

sapphire:*gives raph a piece of paper with the lyrics on it* start the music.

raph:(i cant believe this is happening)You know that I'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it All I wanna do is lose control Oh, oh But you don't really give a shit You go with it, go with it, go with it. 'Cause you're fucking crazy rock'n'roll

[Pre-Chorus:] Yo-u said "Hey, What's your name?" It took one look And now we're not the same Yeah you said "Hey." And since that day You stole my heart And you're the one to blame

[Chorus:] (Yeah) And that's why I smile It's been a while Since every day and everything has Felt this right And now you turn it all around And suddenly you're all I need The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile

Last night I blacked out I think What did you, what did you put in my drink? I remember making out and then, oh, oh I woke up with a new tattoo Your name was on me and my name was on you I would do it all over again

[Pre-Chorus:] Yo-u said "Hey, What's your name?" It took one look And now we're not the same Yeah you said "Hey." And since that day You stole my heart And you're the one to blame

[Chorus:] (Yeah) And that's why I smile It's been a while Since every day and everything has Felt this right And now you turn it all around And suddenly you're all I need The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile

[Bridge:] You know that I'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it All I wanna do is lose control You know that I'm a crazy bitch I do what I want when I feel like it All I wanna do is lose control

[Chorus:] (Yeah) And that's why I smile It's been a while Since every day and everything has Felt this right And now you turn it all around And suddenly you're all I need The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile (The reason) The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile The reason why I-I-I I smi-i-ile.

sapphire:well done raph well done.

mickey:awesome voice dude.. wait i mean dudette.

Donnie:your better then April.

april:hey anyway you were great.

Leo:*trying so hard not to laugh*yeah y-you were g-great r-raph ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

raph:*glares at Leo*I'LL KILL YOU.

Leo:i like to see you try raphy.

raph:THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD*starts chasing Leo around the room.

Leo:*then turns around and embraces raph in a hug then lifts his/her chin*

why don't you stop being such a hot-head*pulls raph closer*

raph:*blushes a bright red thinking about the fanfic from earlier*i-i-i l-Leo um.

sapphire:(um somethings not right this isn't like Leo to flirt especially with is brother even just to mess with him. how strange)um

Leo you never flirt with any girl not even karai.


 * just then another Leo shows up tied to a chair and with duck tape hopping into the room*

sapphire:LEO*removes duck tape from his mouth* what happened.

real Leo:THAT GUY IS A FAKE HE TIED ME UP WHILE YOU WERE AWAY AND EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP

HE CALLS HIMSELF DARK LEO.

dark Leo:clever boy you have there but I'm still going  kiss raphy here.

raph:NO LET ME GO I DON'T LOVE LEO.

dark Leo:your not going to kiss Leo your going to kiss me*pulls raphs face closer to his*just relax.

sapphire:(man i didnt think he was coming until the next chapter that leir)you said you weren't coming until next chapter.

real Leo:you maid a deal with this guy.

sapphire:i told him he could be in the 9th chapter if he didnt do anything bad but now he went back on his word.

dark Leo:thats right now where was i*pulls raphs lips to his kissing him passionately*

raph:*tries to pull away*

dark Leo:*deepens the kiss*

raph:*blushing hard then stops fighting*(damn what am i doing I'm kissing a guy that looks like Leo LEO of all my brothers)*then starts fighting again*

dark Leo:now now my sweet don't struggle it only makes it worse*grabs raphs butt*

sapphire:(no one stops this being PG and gets away with it)*karate kicks dark Leo in the thigh knocking

him away from raph then kicks him where it makes him a man*

dark Leo:*on knees holding his area in pain*oh god you got some kick in you cutey.

sapphire:how many times do i have to tell people to keep this PG DAMN IT*kicks dark Leo  again then

snaps finger and dark Leo disappears*

raph:what about me change me back into a boy*taking off the dress and make-up*

sapphire:*snaps fingers and raphy turns back to raph*you happy now.

raph:yeah.

sapphire:good now thats done next is a truth for Donnie.


 * Donnie did you get that gap in your teeth from an accident with an invention*

Donnie:actually no i was born like this.

sapphire:really.

Donnie:yep.

sapphire:OK now next is truth for mickey.

mickey:bring it on dudette.


 * mickey have you ever fallen in love with a female comic book character*

mickey:*blushes* um yeah i have.

sapphire:really who(i bet i know who)

mickey:w-wounder w-woman.

sapphire:you and every guy who reads comics(knew it) ok next is

dare for Leo again.

Leo:(i so hope its not like the last dare)*blushing*what is it.


 * Leo i dare you to prank call shredder sapphire will have to

disguise your voice so shredder wont recongnize it*

Leo:oh this should be fun.

sapphire:yeah oh I'll give you a shredder voice then whe. he says hello you start copying him k.

Leo:k oh this is going to be awesome.

sapphire:*snaps fingers and Leo starts speaking like the shredder*

Leo:*in shredder voice*you shall pay witch. wow this will work i sound just like him.

sapphire:*dials in a number in Leos T-phone then gives it back to Leo*here goes everyone be silent.

shredder over the phone:hello who is this./lei in shredder voice:hello who is this/

shredder:tell me who this is now/Leo:tell me who this is now.

shredder:I'm warning you/Leo:I'm warning you.

shredder:AHHHHHHHH/Leo:AHHHHHHHH.

shredder:I WILL END YOU/LEO:I WILL END YOU.

sapphire*whispser*ok now hang up after one more line.

shredder:whose that with you is it the witch/Leo:uh no(f*ck)

shredder:I KNEW IT I WILL KILL YOU, YOU WIT_____*just then Leo hung up*

sapphire:oh he sounded pissed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. now I'm out of truths and dares so now I'll do my friends dare(not the weird even tho the last dare she wrote was a bit weird and this one is weird as well but not as weird as Baxter kissing shredder)OK


 * i dare splinter to ask April out on a date*

splinter:*blushes then tries to say no but remembers the picture sapphire showed him*OK where is April.

sapphire:seriously no fighting no yelling.

splinter:*blushes*NO NOW WHERES APRIL.

sapphire:there's the yelling shes on the sofa over there(come to think of it when did i get a sofa oh well)

splinter:*walks over to April blushing*um a-April.

April:*looks up from a book she was reading*whats up sensei.

splinter:*blushing*um would y-you like t-to have d-dinner with m-me later.

April:*blushes*you m-mean like a-a d-date.

splinter:*blushes hard*yes l-like a d-date.

April:when?

splinter:h-how about i-in a-a few m-minutes

April:s-sure I'll just g-go get ready.*stands up walks up to me*did you dare him to ask me out.

sapphire:yep heres a dress*hands April a purple dress and splinter a tux with a neck tie*


 * few minutes later*

splinter:*comes out of boys dressing room in the tux*

sapphire:wow you look good.

splinter:*blushes*thanks you.

April:*comes out of girls changing room in a purple dress*

splinter:*looked at April and blushed hard*y-you look beautiful April.

April:*blushes hard*thanks you look hansom.

splinter:*blushes*thank you s-shall we.

April:y-yeah.


 * 3 hours later*

April/splinter:*both come back laughing*

April:d-did you see his f-face.

splinter:yes i-i did April.(chuckles a little)

sapphire:well it looks like you two had fun.

April:yeah m-me and splinter were just about have desert and then this guy who worked a the restaurant

said to him"ah rat rat Therese a rat in my restaurant go away you freak" then i said hey leave him its not his

fault his different.

splinter:then i told him OK I'll leave but at lease let me stay for desert and then i grabbed a giant bowel of chocolate pudding and poured it over his head then i grabbed April and ran out of the restaurant.

April:and then he yelled I'll get you  for this then splinter yelled not likely i live in the sewers dumb ass(and i cant believe i said dumb ass

splinter:then while he was chasing us i told him he was a rich freak. then we ran faster until we lost him then we find some hoods and went to see a movie then  we came back to tell you the story.

sapphire:oh what funny way to end the chapter thanks you two you made my day OK thats it for this chapter

but i would just like to say you can give truths and dares to anyone from the tmnt 2012 series and you can also give me some truths and dares as well but if there personal questions i wont answer them k bye.