User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE FANFIC CHAPTER 24

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TMNT 2012 TRUTH AND DARE CHAPTER 24 THE RETURN OF STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!

sapphire: HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO MY TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW or whatever anyway since no one saw my blog about me returning I thought I'd come up with my truths and dares now someone wanted to be a guest on our show but since it my first time back I'll introduce her/him in chapter 25 oh and we're live on new York TV.

raph: great now more people can see us look stupid.

splinter: Then everyone in new York would know our exsidence.

sapphire: not your new York OUR new York as in our world

where people love you guy's.

mickey: you mean were famous here?

sapphire: yes mickey yes you are!

mickey: hey umm is a-ashlee here?

sapphire: no sorry I still haven't heard back from her yet oh also splinter I turned you 25 and April 24 years old cause being sixteen and married is weird.

splinter: fair enough!

April: so I don't have to go to high school anymore?

sapphire: not really.

April: YES!!

Donnie: oh I've missed you sooo much my little sweet pea!

sapphire: awww thanks sweety oh also I changed our ages as well cause we're married and stuff.

Donnie: wait if you changed mine, yours and their age shouldn't we look older?

sapphire: sweety its a TV show no looks their age besides I think you look hotter this way.

Donnie:*blushes* thanks sweet pea.

Leo: shouldn't we start the show already?

sapphire: oh right its been so long I got distracted for a moment there OK now let's start the show*snaps fingers and a stag of papers appear* right first is a dare for raph.

Raph: oooh great.

sapphire: I dare you to kiss fishface.

raph/Roxy: AGAIN!!!

sapphire: oh relax your not going to die or anything*snaps fingers and fishface appears*

raph: *kisses fishfaces cheek* gross oh God I'm gonna puke*throws up in a nearby trash can*

fishface:*blushes a little* what just happened?

sapphire: raph's dare!*snaps fingers and fishface disappears* alright next is truth for raph.

raph: oh god no.

sapphire: oh yes are you ready.

raph: n-*sapphire interrupts him*

sappire: good OK raph what would you do if Roxy saw you naked?

raph:*face turns bright crimson* well i-i umm i- SHUT UP!!!

sapphire: just answer the question!

raph: FINE i-i guess I w-would cover myself.

Roxy: oh raphie you don't have to be so embarrassed!

raph: easy for you t-*Roxy interrupts with a kiss on the lips*

sapphire: well while their doing that next is a dare for splinter!

splinter: what is it?

sapphire: I dare you to French kiss April!

splinter/April*both blush*

splinter: very well*grabs April by the waist and French kisses her*


 * 5 minutes later*

sapphire: you can stop any time now.

splinter/April*pull away blushing*

splinter: I love you!

April: I love you too!

sapphire: AW alright next a dare for mickey.

mickey: ALRIGHT oh please let it be pizza related!

sapphire: sorry mickey but its not.

mickey: awwww oh fine then what is it?

sapphire: mickey I dare you to kiss razhar(dogpound secound mutation)

mickey: awww man.

sapphire: there there*snaps fingers and razhar appears*

razhar: what am I doing here*gasps and points at sapphire* YOU I'm glad you brought me here cause its time for revenge.

mickey:*kisses razhar's cheek*

razhar: what the???

sapphire: *snaps fingers and razhar disappears*oooook now next is a truth for Leo!

Leo: what is it?

sapphire: Leo when you first met karai did you fall madly in love with her?(we all know he did)

Leo:*blushes* yes but I wasn't madly in love it was more of a

crush!

karai:*blushes* I may have had a tiny crush on you!

sapphire: awwww cute now next is a truth to splinter,

if tang shen was alive what would you do?

splinter: its better to let go of the past and look forward to the future!

sapphire: umm that doesn't really answer my question but OK I'll take it moving on next is a dare for leo !

Leo: oh no!

sapphire: Leo I dare you to kneel down in front of raph and say "raph is all wise and powerful"

Leo: ha your kidding right?

sapphire: nope now get kneeling.

Leo:*sighs* fine*kneel in front of of raph* raph is all wise and powerful.

raph*smirks*

sapphire: OK next is a dare for my Donnie!

Donnie: whatever it is I'll do it!

sapphire: good I dare you to French kiss me!

Donnie:*face turns bright red* a-alright* moves closer

and French kisses her*

Donnie/sapphire:*both moan*

splinter: YAME(means stop in Japanese)

Donnie:*pulls away blushing*

sapphire:*giggles* OK next is a truth to mickey, what do you like most about Ashlee?

mickey:*blushes a little* umm I like her fun personality and her hair is pretty but what like most is her eyes!

sapphire/April/karai: awwwwwwww.

sapphire: alright next is a dare for Baxter stockman!*snaps fingers and Baxter appears*

Baxter: wait where am i ? oh you again I thought you were done with this stuff!

sapphire: oh please you couldn't get rid of mine that easily anyway you got a dare and I dare you to dress up as a princess and kiss a frog*snaps fingers and a dress and other princess things appear on Baxter and a frog in his hand*

now kiss the frog!

Baxter: what no!

sapphire: DO IT!!!

Baxter: OK OK *kisses frog*gross.

sapphire:*snaps fingers and Baxter stockman disappears*

everyone:*laughs hard*

sapphire: OK everyone calm down I've got a truth and dare and their both for shredder.

raph: ohh this should be good!

sapphire: yes it should first is the truth*snaps fingers and shredder appears*

shredder: where am i?.... YOU!!!

sapphire: hi!

shredder: why have you brought me her witch?

sapphire:*gives splinter a video camera*you'll know when to start shooting as soon as music starts playing OK?

splinter:*nods*

sapphire: hey shredder do you like Katy perry?

shredder: what kind of question is that?

sapphire: just answer it!

shredder: no!

sapphire: well that's a shame cause I dare you to wear a pink sparkly gown while dancing and singing to Katy perry "fireworks"

shredder: I will do no such thing!

sapphire: I had a feeling you were going to say that*snaps fingers and a pink sparkly gown is now on shredder and he starts dancing and singing to "firework" by Katy perry*

splinter:*starts filming*

shredder:*start to sing and dance*

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin

Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under?

Screams but no one seems to hear a thing

Do you know that there's still a chance for you

'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine

Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework

Come on, let your colours burst

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

You don't have to feel like a wasted space

You're original, cannot be replaced

If you only knew what the future holds

After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed

So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road

Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow

And when it's time you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine

Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework

Come on, let your colours burst

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom

Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

It's always been inside of you, you, you

And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

'Cause, baby, you're a firework

Come on, show 'em what you're worth

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework

Come on, let your colours burst

Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"

You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom

Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

Boom, boom, boom

Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

(I'm afraid I can't do links anymore)

everyone:*roles over laughing*

splinter:*stops recording while laughing a little*

shredder:*blushes* I SHALL KILL YOU A-*sapphire snaps fingers and shredder disappears*

sapphire: well that was fun ok sadly its time for me to say goodbye I hope you liked it bye.

camera man: and we're clear good job everyone!