User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE CHAPTER 19

disclaimer:i do not own tmnt 2012 and i never will ever/humor/romance/other emotions/tmnt 2012/rated:PG sorta.

TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW/FANFIC.

CHAPTER 19

sapphire:hello and welcome to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW or fanfic witch ever you perfer now first is a truth for raph.

raph:oh great.


 * do you like chocolate cake*

raph:uhh yeah.

ashlee:good*hands raph a piece of chocolate cake*

raph:uhhh thanks i guess.

sapphire/ashlee:your welcome.

sapphire:alright next is a dare for mickey.


 * i dare you to prank call Niall horan from one direction*

mickey:ok pass me the phone dudette.

ashlee:*passes mickey phone and gives the phone number*

mickey:*dials the number*......... ........... ..........

niall on the phone:hello

mickey:uh yeah hi is this niall horan from one direction?

niall:yes and who might you be.

mickey:i'm greg cipes.

(mickey is voiced by greg cipes in the 2012 series)

niall:aren't you the lad that plays that oranged masked frog thing on nick.

mickey:hes not a frog hes a turtle named mickey.

niall:oh sorry i didnt know who else do you play.

sapphire:*holds up flash cards for mickey*

mickey:i play kevin 11 from ben 10 ultimate aliens and ben 10 omniverse, i play beast boy from teen titans , i play mickey from teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 series , iron fist from ultimate spider man and the man thats prank calling you right now.

niall:*chuckling a little*well done you got me well done.

mickey:so you were actully fooled.

niall:yeah you did a good job.

mickey:so your not mad.

niall:no im not mad that was fun.

mickey:yeah that great i guess i'll call you when i can.

niall:alright then bye.

mickey:bye.

sapphire:wow that had to be the lamest thing i ever saw (i know i wrote but still)

mickey:well i thought it went great.

ashlee:yeah me too.

sapphire:whatever lets just continue alright next is a truth for april.


 * have you seen "aaood or aaood 2"*

april:no and no.

sapphire:ok next is a dare for dark leo.


 * i dare you to act like you dont love raph*

dark leo:too bad you cant make me cause your just a buntch of little wimps and................*just then karai knocked him out cold*

sapphire:awwwww he looks cute when hes not trying to kill you or gives you death threats.

ashlee:yeah.

sapphire:alright next is truth to mickey.


 * have you ever heard of deviantart or fanfiction*

mickey:yes and yes.

sapphire:alright next is a dare for donnie.


 * i dare you to sing "whistle" by flo rida*

ashlee:here*hands donnie lyrics*

donnie:thanks.

sapphire:start the music.


 * music starts*

donnie:....................Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go

(Look) I'm betting you like people And I'm betting you love freak mode And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls And stroke your little ego I bet you I'm guilty your honor That's just how we live in my genre Who in the hell done paved the road wider? There's only one flo, and one rida I'm a damn shame Order more champagne, pull a damn hamstring Tryna put it on ya Bet your lips spin back around corner Slow it down baby take a little longer

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go

Whistle baby, whistle baby, Whistle baby, whistle baby Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby Whistle baby, whistle baby Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

It's like everywhere I go My whistle ready to blow Shawty don't leave a note She can get any by the low Told me she's not a pro It's okay, it's under control Show me soprano, 'cause girl you can handle Baby we start snagging, you come up in part clothes Girl I'm losing wing, my Bugatti the same road Show me your perfect pitch, you got it my banjo Talented with your lips, like you blew out a candle So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it Give me the perfect pitch, ya never lose it

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go

Whistle baby, whistle baby, Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby Whistle baby, whistle baby, Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby

Go girl you can twerk it Let me see you whistle while you work it I'mma lay it back, don't stop it 'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me Now, shawty let that whistle blow-oh, oh oh Yeah, baby let that whistle blow-oh oh!

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go

Whistle baby, whistle baby, Whi-whistle baby, whistle baby, Whistle baby, whistle baby, Whistle baby, whistle baby(heres the link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aS85AvLl9Ik)

sapphire:well done donnie.

ashlee:yeah thtat was great.

donnie:thanks.

sapphire:alright next is a dare for raph but its good one.

raph:suuurre it is*said in disbelif*

ashlee no really it is.

sapphire:alright raph you can either give me and ashle a truth or dare and you can beat the living hell out of dark leo you can even kill we will just bring him back.

raph:really are you sure thats my dare.

ashlee:yep.

raph:ok i got two dares for you two cause truths are no fun ecept that chocolate one ok i dare you two turn yourselves into boys until sapphires next dare.

sapphire:that seems fair right ashlee.

ashlee:yep ok you will be called sam and i'll be ash.

sapphire:alright*snaps fingers and her and ashlee turn into boys*

ash:is this what you wanted.

raph:yep perfect.

sam:good now you can beat up dark hes a awake.

dark leo:oh what happened.

raph:you got kocked out and now your going to regret waking up*starts to beat the living hell out of dark leo*


 * 4 hours later*

raph:*stops beating dark leo while panting and covered in sweat*

sam:hey do you think hes dead.

ash:let me check*checks his his heart beat*no hes still alive.

raph:good.

ash:whys that good.

sam:yeah i thought you hated him.

raph:i may hate his bloody guts but im not a killer.

sam:alright next his a truth for leo.


 * who would you trust to be second in command*

leo:oh thats hard umm i guess i would pick raph cause hes second strongest.

raph:im stronger then you.

leo:are not.

raph:*getting angry*

sam ok thats enough you too right next is a for all the turtles that encludes me and dark leo as well.


 * i dare you to take of your masks until your next truth or dare*

all turtles in the room:*removes their masks*

sam:alright we look great i think oh some one remove dark leos mask hes still kocked out.

ash:i'll do it*removes dark leos mask*

sam:alright next is a dare for raph.


 * i dare you to prank call fishface*(oh and it tured out that mickey pranked called bradford with a xever voice i think oh well)

raph:man this day just keeps getting better and better.

sam:yep heres the phone and phone number*gives him phone and phone number*

raph:*dials number*.......... .......... .........

xever over the phone:hello who is this.

raph:yeah hi um i'll take some sushi and..

xever:this is not a sushi restruant hey wait a minute i know that voice your that red masked turtle just wait until i get my hands on.....*just then raph hung up*

raph:hahahaha oh this is the best day of my life.

sam:its about to get better now this the last one(sorry if the chapter was too short again i do apolegize) and its a dare for leo.

raph:YES i bet its humilating.

ash:it is.

raph:yay what is it.

sam:this dare is from me.


 * i dare leo to wear a pink and yellow bunny suit and sing  "i want candy" from the movie hop and raph can film it*

leo:WHAT NO WAY.

ash:i'll post you singing the space heroes theme song in the shower on youtube.

leo:WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

ash:i have my resorces.

sam:*snaps fingers and leo is wearing a pink and yellow bunny suit and raph has a video camera in his hands*

raph:best day ever.

sam:ok start the music.


 * music starts*

raph:*starts filming*

leo:i want candy, i want candy , i want candy ..I know a girl who's tough but sweet She's so fine, she can't be beat She's got everything that I desire Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy I want candy I want candy I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down Ain't no finer girl in town You're my girl, what the doctor ordered So sweet, you make my mouth water

I want candy I want candy I want candy I want candy

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine Then I'll have candy all the time

I want candy I want candy I want candy I want candy

Candy in the morning time, Candy in the hot sunshine. Candy baby can't you see, All I want is your candy!

Candy in the morning time, Candy in the hot sunshine. Candy baby can't you see, All I want is your candy! (Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey) All I want is your candy! (Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey) All I want is your candy!(heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Mc6fpTmsHDQ)

everyone:*starts lauging*

raph:oh god i cant breathe hahahahahahahaha.

sam:yeah well thats it for this chapter.

raph:best day ever wait why was this the best day ever.

ash:well we felt bad about the yaoi thing last chapter and soo we decided to make it up to you.

raph:thanks you two*hugs sam(sapphire) and ash(ashlee)*

sam:r-raph.

ash:we c-cant b-breathe.

raph:*lets go*oh sorry.

sam:its ok now thats it for now see you all later.

ash:yeah bye.