User blog:Sapphire848/TMNT TRUTH AND DARE CHAPTER 13

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TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW/FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 13

sapphire:hello and welcome back to my TMNT TRUTH AND DARE SHOW now there no news to hand out so

i'll just get on with it ok this is a dare but i cant tell those people around me right now so i'll turn off the lights then whisper the dare to that person. lucky for me i can see in the dark but the person has to put night vision goggles on

ok lets start*turns off lights walks up to mickey and gives him night vision goggles and a ton of pies then whispers in his right ear*

(ok for vthose people who dont know whats going on i'll tell you its mickeys dare*i dare mickey to throw pies at everyone and blame it on shredder*now mickey is gonna cover me and himself in cocoanut cream pie the cocoanut cream pie idea was from iCARLY now lets begin)

sapphire:*whispers into mickeys ear* ok now

mickey:*nods his head and starts throwing pies at everyone including me and him but not shredder*

hey dude what is this stuff eww im stickey.

raphy:aw gross.

leo:what the?

donnie:soo stickey yuck.

karai:WHO EVERS DOING THAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU.

dogpound:THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

dark leo:I'LL KILL YOU.

dogpound:make that three of us.

sapphire:yum.

april:did you just say yum?

sapphire:yeah i know what his/shes throwing its cocoanut cream pie yummy.

april:*took a piece and tasted*shes right its cocoanut cream pie.

splinter:who is doing this tho.


 * suddenly the pies stoped cause we ran out*

raphy:thank god its over.

sapphire:ok now i'll turn on the lights and tell you who did it*turns lights back on*

ok the dare was for shredder cause as you can see his the only one not covered in pie.

raphy:oh yeah hey bucket breathe did you throw those pies at us?

shredder:no? yes? i dont know? now im confused.

leo:no point trying to get it out of him whiles hes acting like that.

shredder:WHATS THAT SUPOSSED MEAN?

mickey:chill dude were just saying your the one who threw the pies at us.

shredder:YOUR SO MEAN TO ME.

sapphire:alright now thats done next is a ......*just then shredder tap her shoilder*

yeah shredder what  do you want.

shredder:im hungry.

sapphire:well we dont have any more pies so here*gives shredder a big piece of chocolate cake*

shredder:oh yay i love cake*starts stuffing his face*

sapphire:as i was saying next is a truth for donnie.


 * witch came first the chicken or the egg*

donnie:well Ancient references to the dilemma are found in the writings of classical philosophers. Their writings indicate that the proposed problem was perplexing to them and was commonly discussed by others of their time as well.

Aristotle (384–322 BC) was puzzled by the idea that there could be a first bird or egg and concluded that both the bird and egg must have always existed: If there has been a first man he must have been born without father or mother – which is repugnant to nature. For there could not have been a first egg to give a beginning to birds, or there should have been a first bird which gave a beginning to eggs; for a bird comes from an egg. The same he held good for all species, believing, with Plato, that everything before it appeared on earth had first its being in spirit."

Plutarch (46–126 ) referred to a hen rather than simply a bird. Plutarch discussed a series of arguments based on questions posed in a symposium. Under the section entitled "Whether the hen or the egg came first", the discussion is introduced in such a way suggesting that the origin of the dilemma was even older: ...the problem about the egg and the hen, which of them came first, was dragged into our talk, a difficult problem which gives investigators much trouble. And Sulla my comrade said that with a small problem, as with a tool, we were rocking loose a great and heavy one, that of the creation of the world..." Macrobius (early 5th century), a Roman philosopher, found the problem to be interesting: You jest about what you suppose to be a triviality, in asking whether the hen came first from an egg or the egg from a hen, but the point should be regarded as one of importance, one worthy of discussion, and careful discussion at that." In System of Nature by Baron D'Holbach (1770, translated into English in 1797), he asks "was the animal anterior to the egg, or did the egg precede the animal?" (part 1, chapter 6).

Stephen Hawking and Christopher Langan argue that the egg came before the chicken, though the real importance of the question has faded since Darwin's On the Origin of Species and the accompanying Theory of Evolution,[citation needed] under which the egg must have come first, assuming the question intended "egg" to mean an egg in general rather than an egg that hatches into a chicken. According to Popular Science, the egg came first as it evolved prior to birds.

sapphire:that was impressive even if i did not understand one word of it.

mickey:same here.

sapphire:ok next is a dare for oh all of us.


 * i dare every one to watch the video "angry german kid vs takano miyo"*

sapphire:ok lets have look shall we*brings out a romote and a big monitor comes out of no where*


 * 1:59 minutes later heres the link i think hey that rymes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HStbp7ayAkc*

sapphire:wow that kids got some issues.

mickey:that poor keyboard:(

raphy:and people think i'vew got a temper.

leo:yeah way worse the raph.

donnie:i think the kid needs to calm down a bit.

april:jeese whats wrong with him its just a video.

splinter:he should know that violence never solves anything.

sapphire:alright lets continue next is a truth for leo.

leo:oh joy.


 * leo do you love lady ga ga songs*

leo:who?

sapphire:ok so you heard of space heroes(crappy show hasto be said)but you've never heard of lady ga ga.

leo:nope no that i recall.

sapphire:oh well next is a dare fore donnie.


 * i dare you to sing "love you like a love song"by selena gomez to you girlfriend*

donnie*blushes*ok give me the lyrics.

sapphire:here*hands donnie the lyrics*

donnie:It's been said and done Every beautiful thought's been already sung And I guess right now here's another one So your melody will play on and on, with the best of 'em You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible A sinful, miracle, lyrical You've saved my life again And I want you to know baby

[Chorus] I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

[Verse 2] Constantly, boy you play through my mind like a symphony There's no way to describe what you do to me You just do to me, what you do And it feels like I've been rescued I've been set free I am hypnotized by your destiny You are magical, lyrical, beautiful You are... And I want you to know baby

[Chorus] I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a (love song baby) love song, baby I, I love you like a (love song baby) love song, baby I, I love you (I love you, I love you) like a love song, baby

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat (like a love song)

[Bridge] No one compares You stand alone, to every record I own Music to my heart that's what you are A song that goes on and on

[Chorus] I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby I, I love you like a love song, baby

I love you...like a love song...

sapphire:yay well done donnie.

april:yeah that was great.

sapphire:all righty next is a truth for donnnie.


 * does sapphire make you happy*

donnie:yeah she does but i still cant get over april sorry sapphire i still love april.

sapphire:wow i think i just got dumped oh well next is...

donnie:thats it i just dumped you and you say is oh well.

sapphire:yep pretty much can i continue with my truth and dare show now.

donnie:sure i guess.

sapphire:alright next is a truth to april.


 * how do you feel about donnie*

april:well i like donnie but i cant be in love with him cause well im marrid but i still like him so yeah.

donnie:thanks april i guess.

sapphire ok last one and its one i made up ok now its a dare for splinter.


 * i dare splinter to call shredder metal mouth/bucket breathe/bucket head/shreddey baer/idiot (by the kraang)/

bloated bean bag bean bag/ugly and spickey pants(by mickey)

splinter:hahahahahahaha i like shreddy bear and bloated bean bag best hehehe.

sapphire:oh and i'll be giving shredder is mind back.

splinter:yep im screwed but at least i'll die laughing.

sapphire:yeah heres the list*snaps fingers and shredder stops acting like cat from victorious*

shredder:what happend to me? what did you do to me witch.

sapphire:first not telling second IM NOT A WITCH and splinter was dared to call you a few things.

splinter:this should be fun ok shredder your a metal mouth/bucket breathe/bucket head/shreddey baer/idiot/

bloated bean bag bean bag/ugly and spickey pants.

shredder:*red with anger shredder ran after splinter*I WILL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE..... *suddenly sapphire snaped her fingers and shredder disapeared*

sapphire:ok thats it for this chapter see you all next time.