Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28655620-20161117184919/@comment-995426-20190927194124

But you know what? If it's all right to name Venus de Milo after an art subject and portray her as a sex object, then what's good for the goose is good for the gander. A rebooted version of the four turtles can also be named after timeless male art subjects renowned for their beauty (if not always for their skill):
 * Leonardo could be renamed Farnese after the Farnese Hercules, because one of Hercules' labors was the Nemean Lion, and Leonardo's name means "lion-bold." He could be called Farn or Farny for short.
 * Raphael could be renamed Fabio, or Fab for short, because he's just that fab in his own mind.
 * Donatello could be renamed Adonis, or Donnie for short, because...okay, I didn't have to think hard for that one.
 * Michelangelo could be renamed David after Michelangelo's David. He could be called Dave or Davy for short.