Super Bebop and Mighty Rocksteady

Quotes
Shredder: But what choice do I have? Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam! Humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!

Krang: You don't have to explain it to me, I invented it, remember?

Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you....(turns to camera and points) ....I was explaining it to them.


 * - Krang and Shredder on expositions and breaking the fourth wall.

Shredder: D'ooohhh....those moronic mutants! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!

Krang: Failing, Shredder. It's the only thing they know how to do!


 * - Shredder should never send punks to do a ninja's job.

Bebop: Hey....dis brain control thing really woiks!

Rocksteady: Hurr...lucky we don't have to worry about that!


 * - Sometimes, these jokes just write themselves.

Irma: Uh....what happened to us?

April: I have the distinct feeling that we were out!

Irma: Where'd we go? ....and did we meet any cute guys?


 * - No, poor Irma. You did not.

Reporter: Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, I'm on TV and you're not!


 * - Hearing this said in a dignified voice is comedy gold.

Shredder: Attention, slaves! I am your master and I command you to obey me-

(interrupted by Vernon crying)

Vernon: I want my milk and cookies!

Shredder: You want what?

Vernon: You heard me. I get awful cranky if I don't have my cookies! *kicks Shredder*


 * - Shredder attempts world domination and fails miserably, part 1.

Burne: Hey, mister! Help me change this channel. I wanna watch cartoons!

Shredder: No! I am the master. You are the slave! And I say: "NO CARTOONS."

Burne: I wanna watch cartoons! I wanna watch cartoons!

(chairs collapse on Shredder)

Burne: Now look what you did! You gave me a boo-boo! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!


 * - Shredder attempts world domination and fails miserably, part 2.

Krang: How many times are you imbeciles going to fail me?

Bebop: Oooh....LOTS more times, boss!

Rocksteady: Yeah! We ain't the least bit tired!


 * - Well, at least they know their lot in life, huh?