User blog:Kung fu frogz/An ode to Shredder

I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthogs backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer And where do you feature?

Why just listen to teacher! I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues! And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning tenacity spanning Decades of denial is simply why I'll Be king undisputed respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am











Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

