User blog:OptimusPrime27/Hopes For the News 2014 Movie

This is my second blog. That's kind of it for my intro speech....

COWABUNGA!

Anyways, I know many people, including myself, have recently been talking about the current show on Nick, but I decided, I'm going to be a TMNT fan rebel, by talking about... Vanilla Ice! And, you know, the upcoming movie, Michael Bay, Megan Fox, and some other things. Mostly Vanilla Ice....

I'm really concerned about the upcoming movie. First, Michael Bay (who ruined Transformers for me with Transformers 3.... I... I'm actually starting to cry now.... it really upsets me... let's change the topic to a non-ruined-by-Michael-Bay-beloved-80's-series-that's-recently-been-rebooted-with-a-new-CG-animated-TV show... crap!) said they'd be aliens. He tried telling us everything would be fine, but then the script leaked. And it sucked! I mean, it sucked more than Transformers 3! At least TF3 stuck to the source material (kind of) and didn't add some incredibly complex alien backstory thing involving an evil guy! Wait, that's every Transformers movie... oh... anyways, I still haven't forgiven you, Bay, for TF3! Back to TMNT... so, afterwards, Bay said it was an old draft that "saw the shredder" (Get it? Shredder? Michael Bay, you so funny!) "years" ago, despite having iPads, Donny at some point tethering April's tablet to a keyboard and dooflegaffing the thingy that does that whatever that turns it into a Decepticon killer robot... I'm sorry, talking about Michael Bay makes me think of Transformers... speaking of Transformers, MEEEGAAAN FOOOOX! Known for Transformers 1, 2, and... oh... also, Jennifer's Body. Because critics absolutely loved both those movies... whatever. It's probably gonna suck.

But then again, it has Vernon Feeeenwiiiiick.....

Vernon's probably going to be from Dimension X. Yeah. I said that.

And last, but absolutely positively not least, they should have Vanilla Ice appear in the upcoming movie and preform Ninja Rap. You know you want it.....