Okabakakiki!

Okabakakki! is the second story in Eastman and Laird's Teenage Mutant Hero Adventures issue 38.

Minor Characters

 * s
 * Harry Hopscotch III
 * Hopscotch's security detail
 * Okabakakki
 * Okabakakki
 * Okabakakki

Species

 * Disembodied alien brain
 * Humans
 * Mutant Rat
 * Mutant Rhinoceros
 * Mutant Turtles
 * Mutant Warthog
 * Robots

Locations

 * Hawai'i
 * Hopscotch manor
 * New York City

Synopsis
has prepared dinner for the. Unfortunately, due to shortage of funds, it's literally just a single pea. Hoping to find a solution to their problem, reads about The Golden Mask of Okabakakki in the newspaper. He explains that Okabakakki was a Hawai'ian king who was kind of stupid and ended up accidentally killing himself whilst attempting "Volcano Diving". However, before he had done so, he had commissioned a solid gold, jewel-encrusted mask - which as the paper notes, is on loan to yogurt millionaire Harry Hopscotch III.

, Bebop, and head to Hopscotch manor. Shredder takes out the guards with some gas bombs, but then runs afoul of Harry Hopscotch himself, who is wearing the mask and brandishing a spear. Shredder knocks him out with a single strike and the goons take off with the mask.

Just then, the just happen to be passing by on their way home from the pizzeria (and having lost their abysmally small pizza in a storm drain). They notice the Foot Clan retreating from the Hopscotch estate, chasing them into an alley. The mask starts glowing, giving away the Foots' position.

The Turtles and the Foot fight, while Krang tracks them down with a gaggle of s in tow. He sics the Foot Soldiers on the Turtles, and gets his hands on the mask, which begins to glow with a fiercer intensity and ends up blowing up all of the Foot Soldiers' heads. The Turtles proceed to kick the rest of the Foots' asses.

While Hopscotch is giving his statement to, the Turtles toss the mask over the wall and into their hands, slinking away into the sewer just before the police found them.

The next day, has come over for a visit, and the Turtles tell her the story. asks what the glowing was all about, and Splinter says that it's because the mask curses whoever steals it to a terrible fate.