User blog comment:Jason Bourne Hamato/Ask the TMNT project!/@comment-4771338-20170914005422

(Don't know if this is still a thing, but what the heck)

Hey Raphael, what's it like being the only turtle with an actual girlfriend, especially now that she's officially living on Earth. Speaking of, how is Mona Lisa adjusting to life on Earth? Have you gone on an actual date yet?

And to the other turtles who may protest my girlfriend comment, I have rebuttles already planned out.

To Michelangelo: Long distance relationships never work, especially when there are literal millenias between you and your "girlfriend"

To Donatello: Sorry, but you have been permanently friendzoned. CaseyXApril forever.

To Leonardo: Karai is your sister!