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Well, I read some info about The Birds, the Bees, and the Turtles! just now. And since it's officially-published material (albeit in extremely low circulation and originally distributed only among Mirage Studios staff members), I suppose it merits a Turtlepedia article.

Not it!

...Seriously, I'm really quite six kinseys gay, and while I generally tolerate a tastefully-depicted bare breast, suffice it to say I am not into that, let alone gazongas. Also not into turtlecest&mdash;seriously, the comic contains both of those things. The article may have to be written without any images whatsoever, and of course also with Template:Mature, since the comic is pretty much hardcore porno from start to finish. And though it's actually legitimately a Mirage Studios production (Steve Lavigne even did the lettering), it parodies not the Mirage continuity, but the Archie continuity, featuring Ninjara+ (hetero), + (gay), and ++ (that one's self-explanatory). I say "parodies," because it seems extremely unlikely to be canon...ever. It's just too over-the-top ridiculous, but maybe that was the point.

Seriously, founding out this exists and is real and Mirage Studios actually produced, published and printed 50 copies of it? One of the most surreal days I've ever had as a TMNT fan.