Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-11469381-20131204233104/@comment-25306358-20140918194246

Lady Shoko wrote: ^ That is so so sweet. I wish! So hard!

I love that last part most:

"Mom, I would like you to meet my deadly high-tech robotic turtle, and my tank full of transparent mutant goop with visible internal organs."

"That's nice, sweetie."

MEOW!

But I get the feeling that not everyone would be so...mellow and mature...Allow me to make a revision:

Splinter: Tang-Shen...*staff clatters to floor*

Tang-Shen: ...Y-Yoshi??? *faints*

*turtles stare*

Michelangelo: ....MOM?!?!?!?!?!?!

...............

~Le Ice Cream Kitty meows casually~

~Le five minutes later...

Leonardo: Wow, Mom, I can't believe...

Raphael: *rubbing back of neck* Whoa, this is...

Michelangelo: So amazing! *is shaking Tang-Shen awake vigorously* MOM MOM MOM! I HAVE TO SHOW YOU MY STINKY TRIPLETS!

Donatello: No!

Leonardo: Mikey! We have to make a good impression! Plus, I'm leader so I get to show her around first...

Donatello: That's right. Wait-what?! NO! *Le Donnie shoving Leo*

Raphael: *is glaring at Donnie* What, you think she's gonna like staring at circuit boards with you all day? Great way to spend some quality-time with yer mom...*sarcastic eye-roll*

Michelangelo: THE TRIPLETSSSSSSS!!!

Tang-Shen: *blinks* *faints again*

~Splinter Facepalm~ Want to see my remake?
 * (in New York City, the Kraang are seen with cryogenic beds and they're heading to the repaired TCRI. In one of the cryogenic beds shows April's mom! Then, the other shows Tang Shen! It is unclear why they have them in cryogenic beds and keeping their bodies. As the Kraang prepare to captured more humans, Justin and Spy-Roach suddenly appear)
 * Kraang: "Kraang, it is the mutants, known as Justin and Spy-Roach!"
 * Norman: "Destroy the mutants that are mutants!"
 * (Justin charges up his eyes and Spy-Roach takes out highly explosive mutagen egg/larvae sacs)
 * Kraang: "Oh, Kraang!"
 * (Justin zaps the Kraang with his electricity and Spy-Roach throws his explosives at the aliens. The rest of the Kraang retreat)
 * Justin: "ROAR!!" (subtitle: "Hey, Spy-Roach, look what we've found.")
 * Spy-Roach: "HISS!!" (subtitle: "Two cryogenic beds holding Mrs. O'Neil and Tang Shen.")
 * Justin: "Meow!" (subtitle: "Let's bring one to life and keep one for ourselves until we get bored.")
 * Spy-Roach: "ROAR!!" (subtitle: "Excellent idea.")
 * (the two mutants bring Tang Shen's body to a nearby machine. Spy-Roach pulls a lever, and the machine turns on. The machine blasts a laser beam at Tang Shen's body. Suddenly, she begins to move! As she gets up with drowsiness, she turns around, but Justin and Spy-Roach hide behind some crates. Tang Shen then leaves TCRI. On her way, she finds a shuriken that represents the Hamato Clan. She know realizes that her husband is in NYC. She searches everywhere until she accidentally falls in the sewers that doesn't have a manhole cover)
 * (Tang Shen has grabbed on the ladder. Before she could get back to the surface, she sees a trail of pizza boxes on the floor. Curiously, she decides to follow. After just 15 minutes, she finds the Turtles' lair! However, no one seems to be home. As she enters, she suddenly sees Splinter as a rat. Hamato turns around and looks with surprise)
 * Splinter: "Tang Shen..."
 * Tang Shen: "Do I know you?"
 * (she then noticed the symbol on his clothing)
 * Tang Shen: "Hamato Yoshi?"
 * Splinter: "It's me, my beloved wife."
 * (they walk to each other and give a hug. Splinter and his wife shed a tear as they both share a deep kiss. Then, the Turtles arrive and see their sensei with Tang Shen)
 * Leonardo: "Sensei?"
 * Raphael: "Who's that?"
 * Donatello: "She looks familiar."
 * Splinter: "My sons, allow me to introduce you to Tang Shen, in person."
 * Michelangelo: "Mom?"

Theory 2:
 * (in TCRI, an alien bat and alien mosquito are seen attacking the Kraang. They resemble a Batman and Robin style, judging from their outfit. The alien bat makes a sonic blast from his mouth to stun several Kraang, while the alien mosquito poisons them with his proboscis)
 * Screwloose: "Wingnut, do you see any humans around here?"
 * Wingnut: "No, we need to find them and rescue them from the Kraang."
 * Screwloose: "They must be in the next floor."
 * Wingnut: "To the elevator!"
 * (they both zoom in the elevator. After a while, they are in the second floor and find themselves in the cryogenic chamber. They find one cryogenic bed, and there's Tang Shen's body!)
 * Wingnut: "Screwloose, this is the only human we could find, and she's dead."
 * Screwloose: "We need to bring her to life before we could find the living humans to rescue."
 * (they both take Tang Shen's body and head back to the elevator. Later, they are in the room where the portal used to be. They find a machine and pull a lever. The machine fire a laser beam on Tang Shen's body. Suddenly, she begins to awake)
 * Wingnut: "That resurrecting machine really did the trick."
 * Tang Shen: "Who's there?"
 * (she sees Wingnut & Screwloose right in front of her. She becomes frightened)
 * Wingnut: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! No. Chill! It's just a mask, it's okay. Don't freak out."
 * (he removes his Batman-like mask)
 * Wingnut: "Right?"
 * (Tang Shen faints and Screwloose makes a face palm)
 * (After several hours, Wingnut and Screwloose both rescue all of the human captives and they carry the unconscious Tang Shen, while they fly. Suddenly, they bump into Splinter and the Turtles, who were fighting the Foot. The Turtles, Splinter, and their allies recover and come face-to-face with Wingnut and Screwloose. April, on the other hand, screams)
 * April: "AAAAAHH!!"
 * Screwloose: "AAAAAHHH!!"
 * Wingnut: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
 * April: "AAAAAAHHHH!!"
 * Screwloose: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
 * Wingnut: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"
 * (they continue screaming until April falls in the sewers)
 * Wingnut: "Don't worry, April! Uncle Wingnut's coming!"
 * (he flies into the sewers to find her. Screwloose uses a flashlight and sees Wingnut sitting)
 * Wingnut: "April? April?"
 * Screwloose: "Wingnut, let me define. Baby sitting!"
 * (Wingnut quickly gets back on his feet, and April gets up. She makes spitting sounds and looks disgusted)
 * Wingnut: "Sorry."
 * (later, the two aliens are seen with the Turtles)
 * Splinter: "Who are you two?"
 * Wingnut: "My name is Wingnut the alien bat. This is my best friend, Screwloose the alien mosquito."
 * Screwloose: "Hello."
 * Michelangelo: "Wingnut? That sounds like that nickname I tried to give to Mr. O'Neil."
 * (April immediately grabs Mikey's face)
 * April: "I'VE JUST HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR BIG MUTANT MOUTH, MIKEY!! IF YOU WANT TO NAME MY FATHER, JUST TELL ME!!"
 * (she begins to pull his mouth)
 * Michelangelo: "OW! OW! Knock it off! Cut it out! Quit it! I was kidding!"
 * (he noticed something and looks terrified)
 * April: "Mikey, you look like you've seen a Squirrelanoid."
 * Michelangelo: "I did! It's there! Right behind you!"
 * April: "There's a Squirrelanoid?"
 * Donatello: "Right behind us?"
 * (the Squirrelanoid appears with its two comrades. Everyone screams as they quickly retreat. The Squirrelanoids are puzzled by this as Pete and a Parasitica Wasp are shown to have been watching. The Squirrelanoid shrugs its shoulders as Pete gives a face palm and the Parasitica Wasp rolls his head)
 * (in an alley, the Turtles are seen with the two brave aliens)
 * Wingnut: "Master Splinter, I believe she belongs to you."
 * Tang Shen: "Hamato..."
 * Splinter: "Tang Shen..."
 * (they both give each other a hug)
 * Michelangelo: "Mom?"
 * Splinter: "You both brought back my wife. What could I do to repay you?"
 * Screwloose: "Well, help us find a nearby pizza restaurant before Wingnut and I collapse from starvation."
 * (Splinter smiles)
 * Leonardo: "How did you two bring back Tang Shen?"
 * Wingnut: "It first started when he began our very first mission in New York. We saw the Kraang capturing people and taking them to TCRI. We broke in the building to rescue the citizens. We then found Tang Shen's body in this cryogenic chamber. We then brought her to life with a machine that brings dead people back to life."
 * Screwloose: "We grew up in New York City, where we became huge fans of Batman and Robin. We made our own outfits to resemble them and make us look like super heroes. And we've been best friends and partners ever since."
 * Wingnut: "We must be going now to keep a look out for the Kraang. Farewell, Turtles."
 * (he and Screwloose fly away)
 * Tang Shen: "Splinter, I've missed you so much."
 * Michelangelo: (gives Tang Shen a hug) "Mom!"